Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Chapter 55

Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Lenny, a priest who lacks divine power, seeks his sleeping moment…

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Chapter 55 – The Hunter’s Bluff and the Beginning (1)

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Yuri put on a dumbfounded expression for a moment, then hardened her face slightly.

“Brother, in a situation like this, such a joke is a bit… I can’t get the mood… ?”

However, the tone of speech that she was pretending to be serious is now back to normal. A little arrogant, but a little bit shy. Yes, you look better this way So why are you setting the mood? It’s something that can be solved by having sex.

“Yujin… To say things like that… Isn’t it a bit… “

Lenny was also making a puzzled expression. Still, her face is not as sad and bitter as before. I’m glad.

Yeah, I just wish I had been broken once to lighten up the atmosphere. That’s it! All I have to do is imitate a sex-crazed idiot! Shit!

…But wouldn’t I be a sex-crazed idiot? No, this is all the machinations of the damned goddess…

“Oops!”

Yuri’s expression was getting weirder and weirder. Ugh uh, don’t look at it that way ‘Cause I know she said something stupid.

After… Once again. Seriously this time.

“I am not joking.”

“Then why? Ah… Is that, is that it?”

Yuri had a slightly sorry but modest face. She is that face when her true identity is discovered and interrogated by us because of her aunt. What are you going to say I’m anxious.

“What is that?”

The sharp expression, as if acting earlier, had already been erased. Instead, he has a face that is difficult to express.

“Why, that… You know. That kind of thing that always comes out at times like this… Aren’t you trying to die instead of me?”

…What kind of nonsense is this guy talking about?

Yeah, it’s good that you don’t shudder, but instead you start talking stupid again….

“Eh, the last memory… Isn’t it like that? Then, after that, can I run away?!”

Running away…This, this guy…Has become impudent again… ! It lightened the mood a bit!

“No…”

“Oh, or since we’re all going to die together anyway, let’s just do it and die?!”

Yu-Ri covered her body with both arms while being startedled. He lifted one of his legs up. I have a good sense of balance…

“Oh, I know. I’ve seen a lot of talk like that. As a last memory… That, is that so…?”

…Maybe this guy has the “Delusion” Trait like Lenny? No, I don’t think so.

For a moment. I think something will come to mind.

Come to think of it, this guy was just an idiot, fearlessly sleeping alone while talking nonsense like an adventurous spirit. An idiot who spent all his money on shopping, including the inn. I even spent all my money on food and made my backpack right before it exploded.

Come to think of it, that big and heavy backpack, what was in it? Right. Lots of shopping clothes and novels…

-Titling!

[ Yuri Foggswight’s trait 「Genre Novel Mania (B)」 Has been confirmed. ]

Is it real!!!!!!!!!!

Okay! Come to think of it, there were so many novels in that pile! Of course, there must be genre novel readers in this world too!!!!! But was it you?!!!!!

“… “

I forgot what to say and stared blankly into space, and Yuri started talking nonsense again.

“Can’t we just end it with a kiss? I will never forget her brother’s sacrifice her…”

This, you impudent fellow, is now dripping with tears… Truly… Crocodile Tears!

“Mr. Eugene. This time…”

Lenny helped organize it. I guess I was in a pretty panic. All-you-can-eat sex, sex or something. I should have done an explanation.

Come to your senses.

“Hmm. No. It’s not like that. It’s important, so listen carefully.”

“Huh? Uh… “

“I haven’t told you so far, but I am an awakened summoner. You are a warrior.”

“Uh… Uh? Really?”

Yuri looks at Lenny instead of me. Lenny nods her head. Okay. It must be hard to believe the words of a bastard like me who insists on having sex.

“It’s strange… The hero is alone like this, no, he’s not alone. Anyway, can I go around like this? As far as I know is… “

Yuri frowned and crossed her arms. Her doubts are evident in her gestures of her.

He said he’s from the lineage of a warrior, so he knows quite a lot. But I don’t have time to explain that right now.

“That story later. Because there is a situation here.”

“Then…”

“Anyway, that doesn’t matter. I have the power to temporarily amplify the powers of anyone I have had sex with.”

“….Really?”

I looked back at Lenny’s face. Speak for me I think I undermined trust because of the nonsense that I said to cheer up the atmosphere.

“…In the name of the church. It’s the truth.”

Lenny said with a sigh. A little… It’s too much… How long have we been together…

No… Is it me who is pathetic…

“Therefore.”

Yuri opened her mouth again.

“How does that ability amplification work?”

It’s still a questionable tone. Okay. I understand. I understand! It’s taken for granted after hanging out with Lenny, but I feel it again because a third person pointed it out like this. You get a buff when you have sex! It will feel like bullshit.

But I can only push on.

“If you have sex with me, I’ll give you a… Brief example of what you have. If you are a wizard, your magic power increases 5 times, and if you are a priest, your divine power increases 5 times. This is an example of the most characteristic ability. Strength, agility, and endurance are naturally amplified as well.”

If you understand the concept of stats, it will be simple, but there is no way to know that it is falling so hard, so I have to solve it and explain it.

“… Five times?”

A little bit of glass. It soon became an astonished eye. I guess you understand now.

“Magic power multiplied by 5… Oh my God… Then I…?”

“As for you… Well… You probably shoot a better bow.”

“Are you better at shooting a bow?”

“You couldn’t kill that goblin in one shot in the dungeon. The last time I shot a wild boar, it also missed the first time. But… After being amplified, it’s probably enough to sever my spine in the first shot. You can shoot farther and more accurately.”

“Then…”

I still can’t believe it.

“I am not saying this because I am a colleague. Priest Kate… This is what the senior priest of Guardians Fort also confirmed.”

Yuri barely began to believe it until Lenny brought him up to the authority of the church.

“…Great. Then pretend you did it After that?”

Of course, I also thought about what happened next. I have to use all the abilities I have.

“From now on, listen carefully to what I have to say… “

I quickly explained the rough operation.

“…So you have to cooperate to deal with them before they go to town.”

As we talked, I pulled up the minimap and found that they hadn’t gone that far yet. Rather, it is safe to say that it is lingering.

The intelligence stat of the half goblins was low, so it seemed that the guy with the whip was having a hard time. It’s a good thing for me though.

Still, it was hard to see that I never had time to spare. Twenty minutes… No, I’ll have it done in fifteen minutes.

“…Okay. I will.”

Yuri finally made up her mind. Attitude takes a little bit. It’s like I’m blackmailing you…Is it really like that? Still, I can’t turn it around now.

“…Okay. Lenny. We’ll go over there look at the net Don’t forget the necklace.”

‘Sorry.’

Did you understand what I muttered inside? Lenny silently embraced me.

“Ah! They say you don’t have a relationship like that!”

“It’s noisy, the original hero is a horny man… “

– Puck! Puck!

“Ah! Sorry! Okay!”

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Lenny was left on the ridge. The goblins went to the village, but they didn’t know what else might come out of the dungeon.

It should be fine though, since I have the telecommunication necklace Kate gave me. Above all, doing it in front of Lenny’s eyes… Is something that everyone can’t do.

I came to the forest a little far away, but the worries still remained.

How should I do it Should I do it normally? But time…

“Wow, it’s finally done.”

Yuri suddenly opens her mouth.

“Then. Sun….”

I didn’t need an answer. Looking back, Yuri was muttering something to herself as if to convince herself.

“Somehow I thought it would be like this… But yeah, I knew it was going to be like this. The feeling came right from the first time I saw it. I knew it from the moment I looked into your eyes. Somehow it seemed so. Shouldn’t have seen it then? Did you just have to go home? No, I don’t hate it…..Ugh…”

This guy you’re making a funny noise You mean you thought that from the start?

Yuri was frantically moving back and forth from place to place while tearing her hair from her. A fearful yet hopeful attitude. Then, suddenly, he looks up at me.

“Me, over there. Do you really Do I have to?”

“Then. Sure.”

After coming this far and creating this kind of atmosphere, I can’t help it. It was also dangerous. The success of the operation depended on how well Yuri shot the bow.

“Eh…But, chu, I wanted to do it in a place with an atmosphere at first….Why… “

“…”

That’s what I was thinking. I’m a little sorry. Then next time I’ll do whatever I want…

“Ugh… “

As I remain silent, Yuri steps back while swallowing saliva. However, the glass soon hit a tree. Even if you take a step back, there is nowhere else to go.

“Uh, what do you do? Oh, once you taste my fantastic tongue, tongue, tongue, you can’t get away from me, from me, from my charm, charm, uh, can’t you? Uh? I-I’ll stop right now…”

This guy’s legs are trembling, and he looks like he’ll collapse if touched. Still bluffing on such a subject? Somehow, I’m shaking more than before when I said stupid things to catch goblins by myself.

“Hee… Hee…”

As I approached step by step without saying a word, now even a faint sound comes out. Yuri still bluffs on such a subject and tries to blackmail me.

“I, kiss me and go to heaven? Really, really? Once you taste my fantasy, fantastic tongue…”

“That’s what you said too.”

“Oh no, that… “

I was so nervous. Well….How do I solve this. I need to lighten the mood a bit. Even with a little bullshit…

After shaking my head for a while, I opened my mouth.

“Hey, think about it, I told you that having sex amplifies your powers. Why is it all about sex?”

“…Well, what? Why is it sex?”

“That…”

“That?”

“Because I am so good at sex. It’s really no joke.”

“What?!”

You are good at sex because you are a Crusader, not because you are good at sex, but is such a causal relationship really important? The important thing is to change the atmosphere, not the facts!

“This is a secret… “

“And what, what’s the secret?”

In the meantime, Yuri shows curiosity at the word secret.

“Never tell anyone else. Understand?”

“Uh? Uh…”

“Lenny… Have you seen that priest? That priest doesn’t know… After doing it once with me, he won’t let me go all day…”

Sorry Lenny. It’s bad manners to say that to other people, but I can’t help it because he’s so excited. Will you understand Didn’t I mention 20 hours though? I’ll definitely make up for it later! About 72 hours!

“Gee, really? Really?”

Yuri keeps asking as if to reassure her. Don’t worry. Because it’s real.

“Okay. Are you real? Anyway, it doesn’t hurt, and it feels good. Prepare yourself to go to heaven with my tongue.”

At the end, he giggled and laughed as if he were joking.

“Ugh… “

Yuri was still trembling, but the atmosphere changed a bit. A glimmer of hope began to shine in her red eyes.

Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Lenny, a priest who lacks divine power, seeks his sleeping moment…

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