Chapter 68 – Summoners, Priests and Hunters (1)

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“I’m done washing!”

You haven’t even been in for a few minutes!

Yuri’s cry made us fall in awe.

I feel like I’m being disturbed in many ways today. It’s clear you can do it if you want to. Why do you feel this way?

“Now wash your brother too!”

“Okay…”

Wait, before that.

“Can you prepare a bowl for me? I need to eat.”

I haven’t eaten since last night. Thinking about it makes me hungry.

“Ah, that’s right. Sorry. It’s our house. I should have taken…”

Yuri tried to do something with a shy face, but there was no need for that.

“No. Just prepare the bowl.”

“Yes?”

“I have an idea.”

On a day like this, you should also have a back party.

And at the after party, of course, chicken and beer! The point is that I made enough to eat chicken while playing with Lenny at dawn. It’s been a while since I’ve had an Awakener’s ability and I need to fill up some soup.

“Okay? Okay.”

“Oh, I will help too.”

Yuri tilted his head and moved, and Lenny followed him. You have 4 smooth legs.

“…”

I shook my head to clear my mind and went into the bathroom.

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After washing up, take a seat. The gaze that both of them are looking forward to. In particular, Lenny’s eyes sparkled as if stars were about to fall, probably because he had experienced mint chocolate cake last time.

First, take out Wilson’s beer.

…And orange juice.

When Lenny shot the beer keg to death, I couldn’t help it. It must have been quite embarrassing at the time.

“Does your sister not drink?”

“Oh, well, I’m not good at drinking…”

Her drunk Lenny was really cute. He asked me to take off my clothes and whimpered to be licked. This priest is very lewd, but he pretends not to be so, so it is rare that he agrees with his actions. But after that time, it’s really regrettable that I freak out whenever alcohol comes out.

For a moment. If you can’t drink beer or wine, cocktails…

“…”

Do it later. It’s a little bit like trying to do bad things when you have a face full of expectations like that. After all, there are many opportunities later.

Ruler. Then.

[Purchased item: 1 box of fried chicken]
[Purchased item: Seasoned Chicken 1box]
[Purchased item: Garlic Crispy Baked Chicken 1box]
[ Purchase item: Orange juice 1pet ]
[Order request: Boneless chicken. ]

It seems like a little too much, but it doesn’t matter if there is a lot left. If you put it in your inventory, time will stop. You can eat it hot any time you take it out.

Chicken was quickly set on the table, and Yuri exclaimed.

“Wow…”

The sound of the glass clattering could be heard. Like a puppy waiting for permission to fall, Yuri slowly looks at me. I heard something crackling downstairs, so I glanced over and saw that my feet were throbbing. I’m not a kid, what are you doing? Laughter comes out.

But Lenny’s expression was a bit regretful… Yes, I got it.

[ Mint Chocolate Cake No. 1 / 1 pc ]

Lenny’s face in bloom.

I really don’t understand. Why do you like that? Sometimes it hurts to have to respect your tastes.

“Ruler. Let’s eat.”

At that, Yuri picked up one of her seasoned chicken and put it into her mouth.

“Ugh.”

She stiffens all over as if in shock.

Are you okay?! The pupil dilates like a cat’s eye. Are you really okay? Don’t you like the taste? Do people from other worlds have different tastes? Looking at the food here, I don’t think so.

“Uh, how are you?”

“Keck. Coke. Coke.”

Yuri, who was chewing in a hurry, was heard. You shouldn’t swallow it so hastily. Eventually, he looks at me with a face that seems to have lost his soul.

“Sweet… Spicy… Crispy!”

“How does it taste?”

“I don’t know!”

After saying that, he started stuffing it into her mouth again. The cheeks are puffy, just like a squirrel.

“M-Masit Seo Hyo…”

Lenny seems to prioritize cake over chicken. Put in a mouthful and become an ecstatic face. And drinking orange juice and laughing.

…Mincho and orange juice?

“…”

I took a sip of beer. Wilson’s beer was a bit strong, but still great. It goes down my throat softly, and somehow it seems to have a little bit of an apple scent.

“Spicy! Run!”

“Masit Seo Hyo…”

The two of them were repeating the same words over and over again like a broken speaker.

Somehow, it’s what I thought and the reaction is a little different, though. Still, I feel good because I eat so hard.

…For a moment. At this rate, what is my share?! No!

…

Just like that, a storm raged. Lenny gnawed at the chicken with a happy face, and Yuri…

Yuri sipped her beer as he sat down on her chair with an awkward expression on his stomach as if he was too full. Stroking her belly button.

“…”

That guy has a straight body like that, but he really rolls his body carelessly.

Are you really the same person as the guy who twisted his legs to seduce me earlier? Because the bravado is gone, it looks a little… No, quite pathetic.

Well, it would be nice to be natural anyway.

“A real hero…Awesome…I envy you…”

Mumbling Yuri with her limbs hanging out.

“Don’t call me a warrior. Because I am embarrassed.”

“This is my first time… I love it… “

“…”

It sounds like something you would only do in bed. You’re not doing it on purpose, are you? I think it will be a bit servery. No. We need to bring out another story.

“Come to think of it, you are the summoner’s bloodline. Your grandfather is a warrior?”

“Yes.”

“Have you ever eaten anything like this?”

“Um… Not so much?”

Yuri continued with a languid expression.

“Actually, I don’t even see her face her often. Buy it somewhere else You are busy.”

“Okay? Why?”

“You are a therapist. That’s why you have to be called here and there a lot.”

Yuri furrowed her eyebrows without speaking. Like there’s something you don’t like.

“And you didn’t tell me the details… I heard that things like this aren’t used very much in castles? What are the restrictions?”

Is it point limit? However, the nuance of Yuri was not like that.

“As a condition here…They say you shouldn’t use this unusual ability. The healer’s abilities belong here, so it doesn’t matter, but they say it’s a bit like that.”

Hmm… This is something I don’t know.

“Actually, I don’t know either. Not because I heard it myself, but because I heard it from my mother. And the warrior’s quest? I heard that most of them will go back to their original world once they’ve done all of that?”

“Is that so?”

All I know is that heroes are periodically summoned. That’s at the level of reading that it’s mentioned like ‘this happened before’.

“Anyway, yes.”

“Who is your grandfather?”

“Just? Not so talkative. But what can I say… But I would say that he is always full of motivation.”

“Hehe…”

Yuri suddenly looks at me. It’s like he suddenly remembered something.

“Right. Come to think of it, in the world where oppa lives, they say strange words?”

“What do you mean?”

“Ahhhhh? Singha type? Enjoy?”

“…… “

…Oh…My God…Please…

“…Where did you learn to say that? Your grandfather doesn’t talk much.”

“It’s not what my grandfather taught me. It’s what my mother taught me.”

“I see… “

Thank god. It must have been terrifying to see an old man use such words.

Anyway, when the hell are you talking? Was it summoned from the 10’s… Or the 00’s? But. Because I said that the flow of time is different.

He said he was full of motivation, but if he was summoned around that time, he would have been. At that time, I don’t think people said ‘I will live for myself’.

I’m glad I’m not from the 80’s or 90’s. If someone had been summoned at that time, they might have made a fuss about doing double cropping or abolishing the aristocratic system and replacing it with a republic…

…Did it really happen? So you want to control it?

“Did you say Ahhhhh?”

“Yes. And what about ? I hear some strange people are called that?”

“Let’s go? That’s a strange pronunciation. Let’s go?”

I can’t listen to that stupid sound anymore… I think the listener will die of shame…

“…Don’t say that anywhere… Please.”

“Why?”

“Because it’s out of fashion. Where I live, if you use such words, you’ll be treated as an old man who can’t even straighten his back… Twenty years must have passed in the time where I lived?”

“Ah…That’s right…I, I didn’t know…That it would be that much…”

Yuri’s face turned bright red at the words that the trend had passed.

“For some reason, my grandfather didn’t let me use it… “

You’re a gentleman who knows shame. Thank god. But I don’t really want to run into it. Values ​​and buzzwords from 20 years ago. Just imagining it makes me tired.

“Oh, it’s hot… “

That guy is even fanning his hands his now. You have a good fashion sense, but where did you learn such stupid words… Aren’t you ashamed?

“Ahhhhh?”

Lenny chuckled as if the words were funny. Yuri’s face was about to burst.

…

“Yeah, by the way!”

As if she couldn’t stand Lenny’s laughter, she suddenly screamed at her. Her tone is such that if you hear it from a distance, it will sound like a scream. Are you that shy?

“Westkeep? What are you going to do there?”

Yuri raised her voice as if she wanted to change her subject. Well. Okay. She’ll have to tell you that too.

“Did you know we were going around the outer dungeon?”

“Yes. That’s why I asked for help.”

“Actually, going around the outside dungeon… There are other reasons, but it’s because something will happen in a few years.”

“What is happening?”

When the serious story came out, Lenny erased his stupid smile of her and fixed her expression of her.

“I don’t know exactly either. You can probably think of things similar to what happens here in the Goblin Dungeon.”

“…!”

Yuri’s complexion deteriorated. Okay. When she thinks about it, something dangerous is happening. I continued my explanation in a careful manner.

“A similar thing happened in River Bridge. Strange guys come out of the undead dungeon there. These things are probably happening in the outer dungeons all over the mountain range.”

“Well, then what do you do? Isn’t it a big deal? Shouldn’t we inform the guild or the country?”

Guild or country. I couldn’t help but laugh.

“You tried to do that too and failed. Won’t you care?”

“Then…”

“And the evidence is gone. Because those goblin corpses are gone.”

“Then what do you do? If there are many such dungeons…”

“It’s okay. Because there is still plenty of time. Anyway, so, I’m going to Westkeep to gather rumors about the dungeon. In the meantime, I was going to find evidence and report it to the church through Lenny. For now , that’s the plan.”

“I see…”

Yuri is thinking hard about something.

“But there are rumors about the outside dungeon… Are there? It’s hard to say this with my own mouth, but I don’t think there are geeks out there looking for outside dungeons.”

Certainly there was such a problem… I thought of using my knowledge, but the information I know is limited. We also needed a way to gather local information.

“Ah. We can do the quest. We collect information about the external dungeon- and.”

Yuri clapped her hands as if it was a good idea. Certainly there is such a way. Well, if you go and bump into something like that, you’ll understand.

“By the way, aren’t those magic stones proof?”

Yuri slightly twisted her head as if wondering. At that, I spread the strange incense burner and magic stones on the table.

“Lenny. What do you think?”

At that, Lenny, like Kate, held the magic stone in her hand her and looked around. Also, incense burner.

“I don’t feel any energy. It’s just an ordinary magic stone.”

“Look at this. Because magic stones are just magic stones.”

“I see. But can you tell me something like that?”

Lenny smiled proudly even though she was a little shy at that. It’s both cute and pitiful to react like that to each compliment at once.

“It’s better. If this becomes evidence, you can’t sell it.”

“It’s affordable…”

I don’t know how many times I’ve heard that word today. Am I frugal? I just want to settle down quickly and start living in a state orphanage.

“But a large magic stone? I’m seeing this for the first time How much will this be?”

“You’ll start with the least gold, right?”

“Go, gold?!”

While admiring those words, Yuri alternately looked at the magic stone and my face.

“Hehe… He has a lot of money… He has great skills…”

Um… This is true. It’s pretty embarrassing to say it so openly. Lenny’s expression became triumphant again. So I still don’t know why you have such a high nose. When I get praised for myself, I feel ashamed.

“But why… Is it amplified like that?”

“…”

Why…Why…Why are you going to surprise me like that?

“…Yeah, Goddess has a will for everything…”

Me who can’t bear to speak and Lenny who sneezes. Okay. If you look at it objectively, it’s quite… A tasted ability. You point it out again…

“Goddess, your taste is very peculiar… “

“I am disrespectful!”

“However…”

Stop, stop!

“Poem, quit if you don’t like it?”

“Oh, no, I’m not saying I hate it! Just like that!”

Yuri screamed at her with her fresh red face.

It’s embarrassing. When I think about it again, I am embarrassed in many ways. Lenny was also hesitating, and Yuri was also fiddling with the magic stone on the table, probably embarrassed.

“Well, by the way, this incense burner…What did you say in the end? Isn’t it dangerous?”

While examining the incense burner, he touched something

-Pop!

Pink smoke rose in the room, giving off a sweet scent.

“… Collock. What, what is it?”

This, this guy. I activated the incense burner!

“Ugh…What, what is this…It feels weird…”

“Haa…Yu, Yujin-ssi…”

What, what Why did my alter ego suddenly…

-Titling!

[Effect of 「Sarumane’s Incense Burner」: The abnormal status 「Rest」 Has been activated. ]
[The effect of [Sarumane’s Incense Burner]: [Confusion] Has been activated. ]
[Until status abnormal end: 00:29:55]

“Kek.”

What is this.