Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Chapter 81

Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Lenny, a priest who lacks divine power, seeks his sleeping moment…

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Chapter 81 – The Hunter’s Melancholy and Deception (1)

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“Where did you go?”

I returned to the inn, but the two were away.

“That… The dark-haired lady told me. I heard you got caught by the slime and almost got in trouble?”

“…What did he say?”

“I heard you were trapped by a sticky slime? Anyway, now everyone is in the bathroom.”

Fortunately, it doesn’t seem like he said much. Well, it’s kind of hard to talk about being raped by a slime.

Although he seemed fine for being humiliated. Except for looking a little dazed.

“He was a snappy kid when he was young, so how could he… Eh… “

The hostess talked for a long time after that and said something, roughly summed up by saying that she didn’t know her daughter would be like that, that she didn’t know how she would be such a mess in a dungeon where children go to play, and that she should scold adventurers for thinking they should reconsider. , It is a pity to live in such an absurd dream, and young people should not do such things and live firmly rooted in the ground…

“…”

I will also move on to that chatter.

So, at the end, it was said that since the caravan was missing today, they would move her room to her to a double bed. I don’t know how this conclusion was reached.

“…Then I’ll go back to my room first, so please talk to me when you come out.”

“So it is.”

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The hostess had kindly moved all her burdens her. No, was she moved by the kids? Well that’s not important

She came out after washing lightly, but in many ways it is an ambiguous time to do anything.

She, by the way, unintentionally created her her familiar her. She had a spare amount of divine fluid, so she sucks… She would have had to hit her daughter outdoors if she hadn’t been in a dungeon.

She should make some stock of divine liquid, but now masturbating her a little bit… She doesn’t like it. I have to pour it out on my kids.

For a moment. Is this going to be

I spilled a bit of sacred fluid on the bathroom floor and then released the slime. After that…

[Mode: ▶Direct Command / Auto Pilot]
[Orientation: Aggressive / ▶Neutral / Defensive]
[Additional command: Absorb divine fluid. Do not consume, put in flask. ]

[Are you sure you want to run it? ]
[ ▶Yes / No ]

As soon as the command was executed, the slime lingered and swallowed the sacred fluid, then spat it into another flask that had been put down.

Could this be pretty useful? Before using the clean, I use it on the kids to scrape up the semen…

No. The only thing I can play in and out of the kids is my body parts. Dare to be a monster…

But at the same time, I was also a little curious. If you imagine the two of them pouring slime on it, that would be quite immoral and decadent…

Anguish grows. I don’t want to do it, but on the other hand, I’m a little curious. How could there be no way?

Well, let’s put this concern aside for later. I feel like I can do something amazing with slime. Last time I used a shot dart to turn a goblin into a familiar, but if I could use slime to force holy liquid into the monster’s mouth…

To be honest, I don’t think it’s a scam. I’ll have to think about it a bit.

I cleaned up and hid the slime in my bag, but they still haven’t returned. That’s why I go to the women’s bath, too. It’s a very ambiguous time to do anything.

Then… I need to talk to the Holy Sword.

I’m worried that this guy hasn’t been able to speak properly since a while ago, and I wonder why she’s so upset whenever she gets an electric shock.

I used daydream sharing and fell asleep a little early.

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“Hey. Are you alive?”

“…”

The holy sword lay with its eyes closed as if it were dead. A holy sword that stretched out in all directions with its arms and legs thrown away. He was sucking his thumb like a child and closing his eyes with a happy face.

And next to the Holy Sword is an empty candy cane… This guy. He passed out after eating this, so he didn’t have an answer.

That’s it. The owner came, but such a roomy attitude. It’s unreasonable.

“Hey. Wake up.”

“…”

I removed my finger from the holy sword’s mouth and inserted my own.

“Um…..”

A holy sword that immediately frowned and spat out a finger. He’s a really disgusting guy.

“Wake up… Wake up!”

– Pajik, Pajik!

“Khehehehehehehehehe?!”

The Holy Sword stood up while screaming. Electric Finger’s output was limited even against Holy Sword. It means that it is impossible to use it aggressively like when facing monsters. But why is the reaction so severe?

“Ha, don’t! Don’t do that!”

“What. Why are you doing that?”

“That, ever since I did that, my body has become strange! Something went wrong!”

It’s really funny. I said artificial intelligence and all, but it’s not a real electronic product, so what’s wrong… Wait. Come to think of it.

“Hey. Come over here for a second.”

“What, what…Don’t do that…”

“Because I won’t. Ruler.”

When I spread my hands out to say to be at ease, the holy sword only then hesitantly approached. You look like a frightened puppy with this attitude.

It’s not really doing anything bad, though, it’s just a quick test.

“What, what are you doing…”

“…Because it’ll be over in a little while.”

It was also as expected. As soon as I touched the Holy Sword’s chest a little, my breathing quickened and my nipples swelled up.

Does your sensitivity improve when you get hit by an electric shock? Somehow, the last time I touched it while fainting, the reaction was exceptionally good. Sensitivity improvement is not 3,000 times, what the hell. I am dumbfounded.

…But it’s fun to touch because it responds well. That’s how I started rubbing the Holy Sword’s chest in earnest.

“I’m sorry… Me. There…”

“What?”

“Uh, that… Whoa… Joe, can you give me a little more?”

The holy sword pointed at an empty candy cane. The candy canister was shining, and it looked like it had licked all the powder.

“If you eat that, you will pass out. You don’t even answer properly.”

“I-I won’t faint… I’ll listen carefully… ”

The holy sword, with its head slightly lowered, only its eyes raised upwards. I really don’t know why this guy is acting like a human being. I feel like I have to do better. However…

“Did you tell me to record it then?”

“…”

“Listen well…”

“Yeah, but you, if you’re eating that thing you gave me, you’re going to lose your mind…”

“Then don’t eat it. What’s the matter?”

“…Well, it’s my first time doing something like that…You, you guys eat it all the time…But I…”

Tsk. Even though I know that it is artificial intelligence, my heart gradually weakens. There is no such thing as a really scared dog. And I feel like the bad guy who bullies the little critters.

“…”

“Haa…I, doing something like this… Tea, I’ll put up with it…”

I let go of that word. Hearing that, I don’t know what to say… I was sexually harassed under the pretext of power… I felt like that.

But if you give him candy, he’ll pass out again… What should I do… Huh?!

The holy sword pulled my hand and held it to its chest. It didn’t end there, he moved my hand around and rocked his chest…

“Eh, is this okay? Yes?”

“Ah Okay! Stop! Stay still! Don’t make me a rapist by force!”

“Yes?”

“…There is such a thing. Wait a minute.”

After. Let’s see… This guy passed out because of the strong taste, right? Not even a dog. For a moment. Could it be that I improved the sensitivity?

….Then I’m a little sorry. I’ll have to test it anyway.

[Purchased item: Comprehensive Fruit Flavor Candy]
[Order request: Please reduce the sugar level to 50%. ]

[Price: 5p]
[Would you like to buy? ]
[ ▶Yes / No ]

“Ruler. Try this.”

As for the holy sword, as soon as I handed over the candy canister, he hurriedly tore it off and put one in his mouth.

“Kek.”

I let out another groaning sound and passed out.

“…”

Do you think you’ll fall for this pattern again?

“Wake up!”

– Pajik!

“Kehehe?!”

I put the 50% candies in my inventory. Inven was completely empty, so it seemed that it was impossible to bring real things into the dream space.

Anyway, the 50% candy was too strong, so this time.

[Purchased item: Comprehensive Fruit Flavor Candy]
[Order request: 25% sugar content…]

“Ruler.”

“Haaa…”

A holy sword that puts candy in its mouth and hangs down with a satisfied face. I felt a little let down in my limbs, but luckily I didn’t faint.

“… Are you okay?”

“You will never know. To think it would be this good to try it for the first time in my life… I don’t know what to say about this.”

“Ah. I mean, it’s sweet.”

“Sweet? Yeah… It’s sweet…”

…A stupid sound that pops out as a conditioned reflex. The only thing I heard was the Holy Sword guy, so it won’t spread. I’m glad. I’m so glad.

A holy sword that puts candy in its mouth and rolls it while laughing. Then, suddenly, an exclamation mark appeared above his head, and a screen appeared and showed it to me.

“Aren’t you supposed to go over there?”

On the screen of the holy sword, glass was shaking me. She has a slightly hardened face. Where is Lenny and she only has glass?

“Oh, yes. Wake me up.”

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“Are you awake?”

Yuri sitting on the bed and looking down at me. It’s a little reminded face. Is it because she took a long bath?

“Yes. What about Lenny?”

“…Unni, who…Knows that? Junior? Just because she’s with him and she has something to talk about. Maybe I’ll be with him tonight.”

“What?!”

If this naive priest is left alone, that pattern will happen again in the church. I’ll keep my mouth shut so I won’t reveal my abilities, but I still don’t know what kind of trouble I’ll get into. I need to get him right now.

“Let’s talk for a minute.”

Yuri grabbed the hem of my clothes as I jumped up.

“What are you talking about? I’m sorry, but I have to go to Lenny now…”

“Should I interrupt?”

“…What?”

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“Should I interrupt?”

“…What?”

“Did I… Just… Get in between the two of you for no reason?”

“…”

What is this guy talking about…The smell of alcohol! Did this guy drink?!

“What are you talking about? It can’t be. Are you drunk Stop talking nonsense and go to sleep…”

“But every single day, I only look for my sister. I don’t even care.”

Yuri lowered her head to hide her face her. His voice her was trembling slightly.

“…”

…It stings a little. I certainly can’t say that there is no such tendency. Yuri, seeing that I was speechless, raised her voice a little.

“…And what did you do last night? Even in front of the dungeon…”

“…”

…Did you know everything? I can’t really know

“…As expected, I’m in the way.”

“… Ah, no.”

“It’s not too late now. I’ll go back Sorry for disturbing you.”

Yuri lowered her head and headed for the west door.

“No.”

I grabbed Yuri’s wrist.

“Why. There are no interrupters and it’s good. Let go of this.”

“What nonsense are you talking about? You were the one who asked me to join the party.”

“That’s cancelled. Give me my luggage.”

“…”

“Leave this.”

“No. I can’t go.”

I have no intention of letting go of anything once I get it.

“Why? Isn’t it enough to have a sister?”

“No. Can’t go He is him, and you are you.”

“…Where is that…”

Where is that we are here. You’re drunk and you’re talking nonsense. I’m trying to get a little angry. I suppressed my voice and tried to calm myself before opening my mouth.

“That is here. It’s no use. What you said in the first place That was a mistake.”

I know it’s depressing. But once I got my hands on it, I have no intention of letting go. You are mine too

“…What are you talking about…”

“It was only because of you that I went to that goblin dungeon in the first place. I was able to escape when the goblins came out, but it was because of you that I couldn’t. If it wasn’t for you, it wouldn’t matter if the village burned down or not.”

“…”

“You want me to let go? No. I’m sorry but I can’t. You got it wrong.”

Yuri tries to get rid of the gripped hand. You rebel. I used the Holy Spirit’s power to erase Yuri’s buff.

“You want to amplify it? You know it’s out now I need to amplify and renew, so come this way.”

“…”

Yuri lowered her head so she couldn’t see her face her. I’m a little anxious. If I really refuse, what should I do…

“Poop.”

…Eh?

“Puhuh… Hee hee…”

This, this damn girl? Smile?!

Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Lenny, a priest who lacks divine power, seeks his sleeping moment…

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