Chapter 92 – The Witch and the Unicorn (1)

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“Save me!”

“Huh..!”

Silly warrior Tina, calm sorceress Zinia, and cute priestess Emily. Fools running away from unicorns to die.

– Hee hee hee hee!!!!

And the unicorn chasing the three while purring. It seems that he is very angry that he even has crab foam in his bloodshot eyes.

“… Lenny. Give them protection.”

“Ah yes!”

– Kihin! Puheheh!

-Bang!

The unicorn thumped its horn and body several times against Lenny’s barrier. As if he said that he would definitely step on those three… What the hell did he do to make such a fuss?

– Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

“Hee! “

No matter how rampant the unicorn was, it could n’t pierce Lenny’s high-powered defense of his. The unicorn, after fussing around for a while, finally turns around and disappears somewhere.

The trio of idiots sat down as if they had relieved their breath only after the unicorn disappeared from sight.

“…”

Come to think of it, didn’t you say you were in these guys’ clan? I heard Clan Lamia is such a great clan? Emiles’s hostess had said so last time, and she seemed worthy of a name, seeing her fighting on the boulevard. But looking at those idiots, I couldn’t say that they were an elite clan.

By the way, weren’t these guys at Emil’s? When did you come here?

“Mr. Eugene. I think you guys are a little bit hurt. I need to treat…”

“Oh yeah.”

Lenny takes good care of this. Except when she’s jealous or ranting, or when she’s having sex, she’s lying.

“Are you okay… “

The three stared at each other, breathing heavily. No, to be precise, the wizard and the priest were glaring at the warrior, and the warrior had a face that seemed to be unfair. It feels like sparks are flying out of your eyes. What is this atmosphere?

“I met a man… Who is it…”

Zinnia’s bleak voice.

“Tina? Is it you again?”

“Me, not me! I’ve been hanging around with you guys all along!”

“The instructor said we shouldn’t meet until this mission is over! What are you going to do now! Quest failure is the second following the last one!”

“Oh really! Isn’t that?!”

….

Zinia and Tina stand against each other. Emily looked at us and nodded. Okay. First of all, I should say thank you for saving me. Except for Emily, I have no personality.

But I don’t know how to solve this mess.

“…”

…Why am I trying to solve it? Let’s run away like this.

“Oh, well, nice to meet you. See you again. There doesn’t seem to be any serious injuries. Then take care of yourself, and we are done. Nice to meet you. Bye…”

“I-would you mind helping us…”

Before I could say anything, Emily grabbed me by the crotch of my pants and stretched out.

…

“So what are you doing here? Didn’t the three of you say you were resting at Emil’s? Was it… Vacation?”

“Yes. I was going to. Until this idiot is dragged out of her saying she does n’t want to be nagged by her mother her.”

Zinnia let out a sigh as she touched her forehead. She said, she had a lot to say about the hostess. She didn’t say much the last time I saw her, by the way. It seems to have a lot of troubles of its own.

“That’s why, as soon as she came here, she was filled with her will her to make her mark her and went straight into the dungeon.”

Zinnia glared at Tina as she said that, and Tina blew a clumsy whistle. Zinnia sighed like that, then she looked at me and said pitifully.

“I will give you all our wages. In fact, performance is more important to us, so… “

“…Then let’s hear the story first.”

…

The quest that Zinia explained was nothing special. Delivering supplies regularly to the residents of the dungeon that have contracts with Clan Lamia.

“It’s a quest, in fact, it’s similar to a porter.”

She says that there is a narrow, albeit stable, area not far from the beginner zone, where a woman resides. And there is a unicorn’s habitat at the corner of the road.

“To be honest, since we are in the bronze rank… The only things that came to us were simple things like this. It’s a really easy thing to do if the conditions are right.”

“What is that condition?”

“……Yu, as long as you don’t get attacked by unicorns…”

“Yes?”

“…”

Zinnia stopped her there and blushed. To not be attacked by a unicorn…If that unicorn I know is right…Is that so? Still, at times like this, you should ask the proud Chinmunga.

“Glass…”

Yuri’s face was red. This guy knows something.

“Hey, Yuri.”

“Yes?”

“Since unicorn, unicorn. Don’t you know anything?”

“… Isn’t it? Don’t you know? Don’t you know everything about me?”

“Don’t talk nonsense. Don’t you have a habit of staring at the ground when you lie?”

“What?! Really?!”

No. Although it is a lie. As I smiled and laughed, Yuri opened her mouth with a very strange expression, embarrassed and exasperated.

“…Yu, unicorns follow water, chaste women… Poetry… Mystic beast… They won’t attack if there’s a virgin…”

“Okay? Then you’re eliminated… Evil!”

Yuri whimpers and retrieves her foot her.

“Whoa…But, it doesn’t have to be a real virgin. One, about a week…”

“What about a week?”

“…If I don’t see a guy for about a week… I’m fine…”

It’s refreshing to see this guy so shy. I laughed round and round and provoked Yuri.

“What does it mean to meet a guy? Can’t we just touch? Or have a sticky night together… Ugh!”

Lenny was pinching my elbow with a sullen face. Why am I earning a hawk? Could it be that you have masochistic tendencies?

Anyway. It’s okay if you don’t have sex with a guy for a week, unicorns here aren’t that picky.

If it was a real unicorn, even if only one body was eliminated, he would have been trembling. I heard that there is a rabbit that eats meat, but the unicorn is also a fake.

For your reference, I am following the ‘Raoh principle’ that says that you should stay by my side in the end.

“Strange. I’ve never met a real man?”

“Tina. Please shut up…”

“Not really!”

A roar that suddenly erupts again. That idiot really can’t control his mouth his. I looked at her with a little pathetic eyes, and suddenly Tina glared at her.

“Hey. I can’t remember the last time we did. Didn’t you do something in the cave by any chance? Why is the unicorn making such a fuss…”

“Tina!”

– That’s that

“Uh? What, what is…?”

Lenny suddenly ran out and did something to Tina.

“Ah…”

Tina just stretched out.

“…I wrote Relax. It looks like you’re a little confused from running all the way here.”

Lenny’s eyes were a little cold as he looked down at Tina. Ms. Lenny… It’s just relaxation, and it’s actually a sleep magic, right? Have you gotten into the habit of putting it to bed right away if it goes wrong?

Anyway, that stupid boy. This is the price you pay for your nonsense. Lenny…It might be for me…But it’s a bit scary…

And Yuri looks at Lenny with an expressionless expression. Then she smiles as if she knows something.

“As expected…It was like that…”

“…”

It seems that all of Lenny’s bottom line has been exposed. If you use the same pattern so often, wouldn’t it be obvious? Poor Lenny…

“…So, can you help me?”

Can you help? Well. Since there are no virgins in our party, maybe it’s impossible? Emily, who was examining my expression, opened her mouth.

“Okay, it’ll be fine. Because Lenny has an older sister….Sister?”

“…”

“Uh, sister? No way?!”

“Ah… Ah…”

“…… That, it will be fine though! Because her older sister’s protection is enough to drive out the unicorn…”

Zinnia, who saw Lenny’s face about to explode, hurriedly turned her words around. Okay. Well done. You have eyes And when she revealed to everyone that she was not her virgin her, her Lenny’s face her was miserable.

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“Hmm. Hmm. “

So, I don’t like the slightly insane idiot, but these guys have more experience than I do. It wouldn’t hurt to go and get some guidance. I also had a few questions.

“So where should I go?”

At that, the two let out a sigh of relief. By the way, residents in the dungeon? When I asked about it, Zinnia explained.

“There is also a small village inside the dungeon. It’s a bit inconvenient for adventurers to come and go every time.”

Instead, the price is said to be a bit expensive. Even so, strange species such as wizards buy or rent stabilized areas for research and build houses and live there.

“Oh, isn’t that a bit dangerous? Still, a dungeon is a dungeon.”

“So, well… They must figure it out. We just have to do what we have to do.”

Zinia suddenly stopped talking and shuddered.

“So, the place I’m going to now is where the witch lives… It’s a bit of a personality…”

I glanced at Tina at those words. To think that her personality is strange even though she has a guy like that on her tail her. I’m a little worried. But now you’re a witch? I feel like I’ve heard some very ominous words.

“What you looking at?” “Tina.” “Yo. This?”

Tina glared at me as if she wouldn’t give up. It seems that he didn’t like that I woke him up with an electric shock. So, who is going to frame you like that?

…

“Ah, there it is.”

Before long, the pile of spittle thrown away by the group caught my eye. Fortunately, there were no visible injuries.

“Hu… Fortunately, there doesn’t seem to be a unicorn.”

-Puhihing!

“Wooh?!”

A unicorn that appeared as soon as Tina picked up her stupid flag. He stood at a distance and just stared at us. Judging from the fact that he doesn’t rush at you as soon as he sees you, he’s a different guy from before.

“Lenny. Protection first.”

“Yes.”

The unicorn scurried around us, inspecting the trio one by one as if judging, then purring wildly in disapproval.

Then, when he came to Yuri…

-Pu hee hee hee hee hee!!!!

“What, what?! Why is this Uh, sister, this is going well, right?”

Even more displeased, she gnawed at the shield with her horns and paws.

The unicorn hit the barrier in front of the glass like that and saw Lenny.

A unicorn that stopped for a moment. He stares at Lenny, then purrs and snorts at him. The unicorn shook his head in disbelief, then looked at Lenny again…

-Kihehehehehehehe! Kieeeee Hee hee hee hee hee!!!!!

Mad Rage! It’s a unicorn, but that extreme emotion has been conveyed desperately! As if he had seen something unacceptable in this world, he rammed the shield with his horns.

“Hee!”

“Lenny, come this way.”

Hiding Lenny behind me, I pulled out the holy sword. I’m going to eat horse meat today…

“Oh no!”

“Yes?”

“You must not kill the unicorn! The contract that says not to touch is with the witch…!”

Emily stopped me in a hurry. But I didn’t say anything like that.

-Purreung

The unicorn was staring at the holy sword. Then, after a few purrs while rocking his whale, he turned around and walked away.

…Right. The Holy Sword guy is an idiot who doesn’t even know sex. The holy sword is a perfect mind body virgin, so the unicorn was satisfied and left…