Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Chapter 94

Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Lenny, a priest who lacks divine power, seeks his sleeping moment…

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Chapter 94 – The Wizard’s Tale (1)

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A gorilla who was momentarily blinded by Lenny’s Holy Light. I threw the aphrodisiac slime towards his crotch.

-Oohhhhh?!!!!!

A gorilla who reacts instantly. And between those crotchs, there was a vicious object… They say that apes’ penises are usually the size of a finger, but maybe it’s a monster in a dungeon, so this guy’s scale was different. Anyway, I threw the rabbit that Yuri had gutted earlier toward his cock his.

“Now let’s bounce!”

“Yes!”

Accelerate momentarily, hide in the woods, then silence and watch.

-Uh… Uh oh!

The gorilla looked around him with bloodshot eyes as if he were looking for us. But it’s still a beast. How long can you resist your instincts?

-Ooh oh oh oh oh!!!

The gorilla started spinning around as if it had given up on looking for us. He’s just thumping with a very confused look that he doesn’t know why he’s doing this.

And he… Found a rabbit. A rabbit whose intestines were completely empty, which I left to use.

The guy reached for the rabbit. Then…

-Ooh…Uhh? Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!!!!!!!

….

“How long have you been doing that?”

“Well…”

The gorilla looked emaciated, but he didn’t stop holding the rabbit. It can only be. I’m remotely moving the slime so it’s constantly stacking heat.

-Uhhhhh…

Can you read the animal’s expression? My answer to that is… ‘I can read it’. I felt it with the unicorns earlier, but if it was a mammal like me, I could understand the atmosphere. What’s more, he’s an ape, similar to a human. I felt exactly how he felt.

He wanted to quit, but at the same time he didn’t want to quit. Well, unlike his head his, his body his is honest. I didn’t expect to check this cliché with a monster. It’s a little scary.

Anyway, if left as it is, this bastard will be here forever beating my daughter…

-Oooh…Koooooh…

But maybe because it’s a monster, there’s no sign of it ending. If it were an ordinary person, he would have died a happy accident long ago. If we go on like this, there will be no end. I can’t help it. I just have to use a slightly stronger method…

“Guys. Wait a minute…”

“What?”

“…”

“What?!” “Yes?!”

“I can’t stay here forever. Hurry up.”

“….Ah Okay…”

I sent Yuri up the tree, and Yuri pulled the bowstring with a puzzled expression. However, Yuri soon became the face she focused on.

And Yuri’s arrow pierced the gorilla’s groin.

-Koot?

Having received Lenny’s haste and strength, Yuri shot an arrow with unstoppable momentum. No matter how thick that gorilla’s hide was, it would n’t have even protected his dick.

-Kooooo!!!!!!!!!!

He quickly tried to protect his groin with his hand his, but Yuri’s arrows had already gone through several of them. A terrible sight that makes your legs go cold just by looking at it. The gorilla was jumping all over the place with his hands wrapped around his cock his!

– Whoa! Whoa! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!!

He seemed to be trying to do something, but doing so only made the arrow go deeper. It’s hard to see, but it’s probably in tatters. And the massive blood loss that followed.

-Quyeeeee

The gorilla tried to run away, messing around, avoiding us like that… But I won’t let you go like this!

“Yuri! Hip! Go for the ass hole!”

“Uh… What?!”

“Hurry!”

“Ugh…!”

-Quyeeeee

Before long, an arrow sprouted from the boy’s buttock. Now he couldn’t do this or that, he just curled up on his body.

Poor guy. It’s time to show him mercy.

I turned on my hypervibration blade and charged him.

A gorilla who died instantly after cutting his spinal cord from the back of his back. But the corpse was quite terrifying. It’s full of whitish liquid and blood… It’s quite disgusting. Leni trembled at the sight of him.

“Yu, Yujin. I-do I have to go this far… “

“Because the earth belongs to mankind.”

“Yes?”

I was intoxicated with the feeling of killing King Kong, so nonsense came out without my knowledge. Was it because he was excited to see blood? I’m glad I stopped before I fainted.

“Hmm. Hmm. I don’t know why this guy is here, but those idiots might have suffered if he was left alone. They’re the ones who are just struggling with unicorns.”

“Is that so… “

“But the method is a little too… “

Yuri with a slightly tired expression. Yes, actually, I think I’m a little too much, but…

“Doesn’t that sound like a pretty good way? Aren’t we in a position to cover the cold and hot water?”

Yuri didn’t respond as usual to those words. Just like that, Yuri turned her head away from the gorilla’s terrible horror. Suddenly, his expression hardened her.

“…Come to think of it, that’s it. Isn’t that the slime you saw in the cave?”

“…”

“Did you get it then? Why did you take it?”

“…I-I knew this would happen! You actually put it to good use!”

“Whew… Isn’t it? I wondered what if he used it on us again.”

A smiley glass. But her eyes weren’t smiling. It’s like looking inside me. Go, I caught the gorilla, but why are you running so fast again?

“There’s no way Yujin would do that.”

“…”

Lenny. I really feel like crying Sah, I actually wrote it to you… I feel really trashed…. Aphrodisiac slimes are absolutely forbidden for them, no.

“Hmm. That, so what is this guy going to use? Don’t you know anything?”

“I don’t know… Of course I know a lot, but I don’t know all the monsters in the dungeon. Wouldn’t it be better to report to the guild first?”

“Okay… Then let’s go back now.”

I put it in my inventory after using clean on the gorilla’s corpse. Of course, I didn’t forget to retrieve the slime.

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Back at the guild, I came to report to Rize as the representative, and the other two snooped around the information board. What do you want to know or what?

“Are you a gorilla?”

Rize was taken back by my report. I stick my upper body out of the window and put my head in. Then the tie slipped down her chest and the open shirt her was intact …

“Please be a little more precise.”

“Ah, yes, yes.”

Rize said that and after searching for something, she took out a map with a serious face and laid it out in front of me. It was a pity that her upper chest was no longer visible because she was in a straight posture.

“Once you found it, could you tell me the location?”

“In the forest with unicorns…”

“Didn’t you say you were going to the beginner zone today?”

“Oh, that’s actually…”

“…Okay. It’s a request for help. Well, it happens often, but I never thought something like that would happen in the beginner zone…Anyway, gorillas…”

Rize had a slightly serious expression.

“Gorillas are not monsters that appear here. I had an area a little further away, but it seems that the environment is changing again. I thought this one was pretty stable… Can you give me some details about that gorilla?”

“In fact, I brought the body whole.”

“Yes?!”

“I happen to have a subspace pouch.”

“…Okay. Then would you like to come over here for a while?”

Rize got up and took me to what looked like a warehouse. It seemed like something flashed in my eyes…But it must be because of my mood, right?

“It’s bigger than I thought. To think something like this would appear in the beginner zone…”

Rize looks around at the gorilla with a slightly serious face. He looks around, occasionally prodding with his hand. …I wouldn’t have touched it. It’s a bit unfortunate.

Rize looked at it like that before opening his mouth.

“Have you thought about how you’re going to do this?”

“I do not know…”

Rize smiled as if she had waited for my answer and poured out her words.

“How about selling to a guild?”

“Are you in the guild?”

“Yes. Usually, guilds rarely directly purchase by-products other than magic stones. Unless you do a separate quest. But… This one seems to need a bit of investigation. If it turns out to be a new species, we will pay the discovery fee separately.”

“Is that so?”

“In the case of a gorilla like this, bones and tendons can be used as processed products. In addition, there is little damage to the leather, so I think I can give you a considerable price. We’ll buy it whole! Wouldn’t that be comfortable? I think it’s better than slaughtering it yourself…”

Is it?

“Of course, since you brought it whole like this, we also pay for the slaughter. However, a monster of this size seems to have magic stones inside. I’ll take care of that all at once, so the pay will be pretty good, right?”

“Yeah, that’s right. “

Does the slaughter cost separately? Okay. Of course, the slaughter fee will be charged separately. Right. I think it’s persuasive. Because I’ve never been slaughtered before. It would be better to just leave it to the contractor than to damage it by doing it myself. Even in modern times, pig bones are professionally done, right?

I nodded my head as I contemplated the whereabouts of the tie that Rize had shoved into his chest her.

“So… “

“Good idea!”

The service feels good. For some reason, I think I met a kind and nice person. Can I handle this in this gap?

“Oh, hey, and we caught some rabbits…”

“Unfortunately, we don’t buy rabbits right now. You can sell them to general stores!”

“…”

Rize… You cut away what you don’t need like a knife…

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Rize said that the settlement of the gorilla purchase would be in a few days. The slaughter itself does not take time, but it will take time to review whether it is a new species. So I left the reception desk and came to the table where the kids were sitting.

Yuri was looking at a leaflet with a serious expression, and Lenny looked lost in thought.

“Guys? Shall we go now?”

“Ah, are you done?”

“Yes. What are you doing?”

“No. For a moment. I have something to think about.”

“What is it?”

At that, Yuri turned over the flyer she was looking at.

〈–Ulle’s Archery School–〉

– You can use it too!
– An arrow of mana that breaks rocks!
– Step by step from the basics of mana!

– Basic adaptation class (2-month curriculum): 30 silver per month
– Intensive learning class (3 month curriculum): 50 silver per month

〈〈 Limited Time Mana Aptitude Test Free!〉〉
〈〈 Major clan recommendation issued to those with excellent grades〉〉

“…”

It’s an arrow loaded with mana. This is how you describe your skills. It’s definitely a city with adventurers, so there’s this kind of academy. But quite… It feels like revealing money.

But Yuri had a serious face.

“My arrows didn’t work. Even if you are a beginner zone. I guess I’ll have to find a way.”

“No, because I asked Rize earlier. How did you think it appeared?”

“…I’ll just skip it once or twice, but what if something like this keeps popping up in the future? Because I don’t want to get caught.”

“Hmm… Is that so?”

I was thinking this in my mind. It’s extraordinary. I’m sure it would be quite embarrassing if I met an opponent who couldn’t attack like now. I need to think a little more seriously. Because I don’t know how long the trick will work.

When I left the guild building, the sunset was already setting. I want to go back and rest like this, but…

“Lenny? Didn’t you say you had to go to the church?”

“Ah, me, over there.”

“For a moment. Brother. My brother is going to rest first.”

“Yes?”

Yuri suddenly cuts me off. Unlike before, it is an expression of holding back a smile. What is this guy laughing at? I feel a bit ominous.

“You must have been tired from arguing with that gorilla, didn’t you? We’ll take care of the rest of this side.”

“No, I’m not very tired…”

“Cock!”

I looked at Lenny wondering why he was like this, but Lenny was also shaking his head for some reason. What’s going on?

“That, yes. Mr. Eugene. You don’t have to go all the way to Eugene’s church. You don’t have anything to do anyway…”

As if they were trying to push me away on purpose… What were the two of you talking about when I wasn’t there? Suspicious What are these guys up to?

“How about dinner?”

“Eat first~”

“Okay…”

So I trudged alone and returned to the inn.

Became a Crusader of Rice Cakes

Lenny, a priest who lacks divine power, seeks his sleeping moment…

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