Chapter 95 – The Wizard’s Tale (2)
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What should I say? Dinner alone without the kids is a bit lonely. Somehow, it seems that the freckled employee is paying attention.
“Are you alone today?”
“Ah yes…”
I don’t know why you’re asking this. Wait, why is that girl smiling? Am I funny?!
I put my dinner away and returned to my room.
…
Anyway, today was dangerous in many ways. Beginner swordsmanship clearly felt the limits in many ways. Rare monsters like gorillas don’t appear in the beginner’s zone? Well, since I ran into exceptions from the first day, I don’t think I’m sure of anything in the dungeon now.
I’ll have to talk to Rize again, but looking at the nuance, the gorilla itself didn’t feel very strong. I was just surprised that a monster I hadn’t seen left the area and came to the Beginner’s Zone.
It would be quite dangerous if I continued to encounter monsters like that in the future. So far, I’ve been doing it with tricks, but I’m sure I’ll hit my limits soon after I leave this area.
Intermediate or higher skills are required… But the problem is that a lot of points are required to purchase skills such as intermediate throwing or intermediate swordsmanship.
[Skill: Intermediate Swordsmanship]
[ Price : 50000p ]
[Would you like to buy? ]
[ ▶Yes / No ]
Like this, on average, you need ten thousand points. And if you go up to advanced skills, the number of digits increases from one to two, and going higher than that is virtually impossible.
Of course, it is not that there is no other way.
From now on, if I practice wielding a sword like a local, I will accumulate experience points for related skills…But the efficiency has gone down. The level that locals can acquire after 1 to 3 years of training is a beginner skill, and the level learned after 10 years is an intermediate skill.
After all, 50,000 points seems pretty high, but compared to the locals, it’s very simple to learn. In any case, in the end, you have no choice but to purchase with points.
The average number of points I get for sex is between 500 and 1000 per day on average. The last time I played 3P, I got a whopping 2,000 points, but that was an exceptional situation in many ways. We couldn’t even get a settlement because there was no mutual recognition.
Something…Something I need a way to earn more points.
Is there something missing?
“…”
For a moment. If this…
[ Shady Puppy Ego (B): ▼ ]
[ Description: Additional points are earned when playing in the dark. ]
[Current multiplier x 1.05]
1.05 is a pretty good magnification. Besides, I skipped it last time, but it reminded me of the message that this trait gets stronger the more you use it.
However, I don’t know how this judgment of shadyness is applied. Do you have to play dirty?
Previously, it was triggered when I was harassing Lenny while he was sleeping… But what the hell is the standard for shadyness?
I had to think about shadyness, but sex skills are also a problem. How can I not get more sex skills to use in battle? Nothing comes to mind
If sex martial arts actually existed, it would have been quite convenient. I confirmed it last time I got the invisible hand, but it seemed like they would listen as long as I gave them a reference that even a slightly forced skill already existed.
What if you strengthen the skills you can use right now?
For example, what if you hit the hand of pleasure with super high power? But I don’t know what the reaction will be. It would be quite nice if you were caught in heat like an aphrodisiac slime and lost your mind, or if you were stunned. However, if you get caught in a state abnormality like madness and run rampant, it becomes even more dangerous. It’s okay to write carelessly.
For a moment. If you change your mindset, if you can use them to energize them instead of berserk them… It’s exhaustion
“…”
I opened the skill suggestion.
And…
-Titling!
[Skill: Sage Time]
[Type: Active]
[Effect: The target is mentally and physically exhausted. On the other hand, you will be able to think a little calmer. ]
[Price: 50p]
[Would you like to buy? ]
[ ▶Yes / No ]
…Great. It seems that this is a skill related to sexual activity, so it is judged. Giving an intelligence buff and putting a stamina debuff. It’s a bit funny, but it’s definitely useful. I don’t like the buff part very much, but it’s a penalty worth taking if you use it against monsters.
Originally, I tried to test the skill myself, but… This is a bit. I don’t want to.
OK, next…
– Ting!
[ The Holy Sword asks to share the reverie. ]
Okay. I need to meet him after a long time.
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A holy sword sitting on the floor. He ate so much candy that his mouth his was swollen.
“…You’re so fucking…”
…There’s no way artificial intelligence will rot your teeth. I don’t know why you unnecessarily increase the level of perfection and confuse me like this.
The Holy Sword was watching me carefully.
“Can you give me more of this? Well, you heard me well. Didn’t you bother?”
…How long is this guy going to wrinkle like this? What about candy?
“Hey, just ask if you want something to eat. What so…”
“Is that okay?”
“Ruler.”
I bought candy in bulk and piled it to one side.
Then, the Holy Sword rushes in. He immediately puts the candy in his mouth and makes a happy face. Looking at it like this, it seems a little cute. First of all, this guy is a pretty girl.
The holy sword shoved this and that into my mouth, then suddenly looked back at me as if I was wondering about something.
“…Right. Come to think of it, do you have anything to tell me? When are you going to do that?”
“…”
Okay. You should also give sex education.
Whoa. I sigh. How the hell am I supposed to educate this naive guy… Like a real artificial intelligence, if you connect to the Internet, deep learning can’t happen on its own?
…Do you want to try it?
[Purchased item: Samseong PC]
[Order request: Please connect to the 5g internet. ]
[ Searching… ]
-Titling!
[Price: 5 Golden Tickets]
[Would you like to buy? ]
[ ▶Yes / No ]
“…”
I just searched without thinking, and this one is cheaper than I thought. The last time I bought a smartphone, I talked nonsense about being a millionaire.
And originally, to buy these electronic devices, it is common to offer a price that is impossible to purchase, whether it is a golden ticket or whatever. But at this level, I think I can live with a little effort. Why?
…Okay. Pricing for Dimension Shops depends on their influence on the other world. This is a virtual space, so the judgment is generous, right?
“What are you doing?”
“No. Wait a minute.”
A golden ticket anyway. It is impossible to purchase now. I’ll have to find another way. Then… A book?
“Can you read letters?”
“Yes.”
Great. Then do a search…
[Purchased Item: Sex Education Booklet for Children]
[Order request: I would like one with a lot of pictures. ]
[ Searching… ]
-Titling!
[Ten-Year-Old Sex Education Dictionary: A Set of Girls]
[ Body Guide for Girls ]
[How are babies born? ]
Just these three books. Before sexual pleasure for this stupid fellow, she needs to know how babies are born.
“What is it?”
“I will study from now on… “
“Study! No!”
The Holy Sword shaking its head. This response is almost a conditioned reflex.
“… Do you know what studying is?”
“Bad!”
…What the heck could this guy be good for? As a creation of a goddess worth half a penny, she was injected with a distorted prejudice…
“…This is just a picture book, not a study book.”
She sighed and tried to soothe the holy sword, but the holy sword suddenly opened a screen and handed it to me.
“But aren’t you supposed to go over there?”
A visit that swayed a little and thumped. Someone was knocking. Are the kids back?
– Bang bang bang!
The door will break Why are you banging on the door like that?
“Okay. This is a picture book, not a study book. Read when i’m not around Let go at once.”
“Yes.”
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– Bang bang bang!
Someone was knocking on the door to break it down. Who the hell is doing this rude thing?
“Eugene See it!”
….Lenny? Lenny is doing this? What’s going on?
“Ugh.”
As soon as I opened the door, something black clung to me. A warm and soft lump and a distinctive herbal scent that you can feel immediately. And the smell of alcohol.
…The smell of alcohol?
“Hoo-wook… Hoo-wook… Miss Yujin… “
Lenny treated her drink like an enemy the last time he got drunk. What the hell happened?
“Aha, ahaha. Oh, how are you?”
Behind Lenny, Yuri shook her head while laughing shyly.
“Have you been drinking with him?”
“What. Do you think I was forced to eat it? What do you see people as?”
Glass pouting lips. No, since you were beaten by Lenny once last time, I don’t think you…Revenge it today.
“Huh. I only helped because I asked for help. After buying it, he said that he would not be able to wear it even if he died, and he was shaking so much that he told him to relax and have a drink.
“…”
….I can’t understand what you’re saying. Too many contexts are left out!
“Oh, I don’t know. It’s not my turn today anyway, so let’s play together. I’m going. Good night?”
“Uh, huh?”
“Whoop… Whoop…”
Lenny put his head in my arms and let out a rough breath. I thought it was a pitch-black mass, but after calming down a bit, I saw that he was wearing a hood over his cape.
“Le, Miss Lenny?”
“..Yu, Mr. Yujin…Why, why always…”
“Yes?”
“Why are you always like that… ? Am I lacking? Black…”
Lenny took off her cloak while whining again. Then, underneath her…
Oh, oh…
Underneath it was a pretty radical dress! She’s not quite as good as the crow witch, but it’s an unconventional dress that seems to reveal her breasts quite a bit of her.
The Lenny I know doesn’t have clothes like this…
“…”
Lenny. Was she bullying me to buy something like this? Somehow since this morning, every time I see an adventurer in fashion armor, a half-naked priest, or Rize’s breasts, he pinches me and makes a fuss! I’m wearing something like this!
…But the clothes were in pretty bad condition. Her hair is a little tousled, and her skin is a little flushed, as if she was drunk. And one strap of her dress her slid down her shoulder her so that, if she was wrong, her breasts her could be seen.
“Big…!”
A laugh came out and she hurriedly covered her mouth.
It was n’t intentional, it was because she was n’t able to take care of herself properly due to her alcohol. If the crow witch’s depravity was the result of her familiarity with her, then Lenny’s appearance with her… Is as funny as her child with her wearing adult shoes.
But a feeling is a feeling… To appear in front of me like this. I can’t forgive this…
“Yu-Mr. Yujin… “
“Yes?”
“Th-they don’t need amplification…! Why, why do you keep…Why do you keep doing that…!”
Lenny’s face was full of tears. Her jealousy her is about to explode!
“Oh, no. If it’s a man, maybe his eyes his will just automatically fall in that direction…”
“Ugh…!”
The sound of Lenny’s teeth snapping. While putting her hands together, she tries to use divine magic…
“Why… Why not… “
Is it because you’re drunk? It is a frequent failure. What are you doing to me?! After a few tries Lenny stopped using her magic her and she pushed me onto the bed.
“Hey, now… ! I… I…!”
Lenny repeats the same words like a broken speaker. What are you Can’t you say a word? Don’t sell your eyes because you’ve worn these things?
“Now, come this way.”
“Eugene, hey… “
I kissed Lenny’s her and her her and immediately penetrated her tongue her.
“Ummm…Well…”
Lenny, who comes close to you right away. It seems that even when drunk, he reacts honestly to this.
I grabbed the shoulder straps of Lenny’s dress and pulled them down.
“Oh no!”
“Yes?”
“Yu, Yujin-ssi, you always… Like this decadent, decadent thing… Like this, like this… “
Then Lenny lifted her shoulder strap again. Does that mean you won’t undress her?
“Yes, yes, okay.”
Only then, as if satisfied, Lenny pushed her lips out again and bumped into her. Is today dress up day? That’s good too!
I pulled Lenny’s body her.
For a moment. Since Lenny is a little drunk… Now, wouldn’t it be possible to strengthen the shady doggo ego a little?