Chapter 98 – The Wizard’s Tale (5)

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“Colleague?”

“Yes.”

“Good night.”

“…Yes?”

What? You mean you just accept it without telling me what it is? It’s rather embarrassing when it comes out like this.

There was a momentary silence around me, wondering if I was the only one who thought so.

For a moment. Silence? Looking around, the wizards turned their heads as if they hadn’t seen anything. Did you hear all of us?!

“Is that all?”

Ariel asked low as he suddenly flinched.

“No, do you have any more questions?”

“You just have to find out about that.”

It’s so cool. Did you fall in love with me at first sight? Of course, my charm level is a bit high, but such a sudden relationship is a bit burdensome. What should I say to my kids? I am confused and my head is not turning well.

“Keep your head down and come this way.”

…This elf wasn’t just talking. Ariel lowered her head and dragged me behind her pillar, pressing her her body her against me. Why are you doing this to me?! Why are you acting so hot? Is there even a passionate flame lurking inside of the subject who makes a blunt expression?!

“Ah, me, over there.”

“Come this way and cover me. Don’t let them find out.”

Those guys?

Where Ariel glanced at her, people with comet designs on black cloaks were prowling around. …Well that’s right. It was to hide.

“Who are these people?”

“…It’s a personal matter.”

“But if you want to hide, wouldn’t it be better to hide that eye-catching gray hat first?”

“It is none of your business.”

But is this elf guy going to stick with her strange way of speaking her? Are you too old?

“Excuse me, but how old are you… “

Ariel glared at her as if to stop asking unnecessary questions. She knows how to make a face like that. She kept expressionless, so I thought she was broken somewhere.

Ariel stood behind her pillar and looked at her, but when her black cloak her was all gone, she finally let go of her sigh.

“…I wish I could move. This is not a good place to talk.”

After saying that, the elf left the mage tower. And in front of it

“I have been waiting for you, my dear fiancé.”

….

A black cloak encamped in front of the entrance. And in the middle was a pig with a blond mustache. Seeing her face her, Ariel’s expression changed as if she had chewed something. At first glance, the atmosphere is hostile and undesirable. But what about your fiancée?

“Please forgive me…”

“What’s going on here? She would have told me not to contact her unless it was necessary. How many times have I said that I am sick of those who lack the virtue of patience?”

“… Of course I had no intention of offending her fiancé her. But this body is a sharp sword! Shouldn’t you be looking for a scabbard? Otherwise, no one knows where the blade will end.”

…. What bullshit? Do you think it’s a plausible metaphor for her self? Rather than a sword, it’s a baseball bata… No, it looks good with a skewer attached to a whole roast pork.

But Ariel gritted her teeth, as if she wanted to know something. A bearded pig who keeps smiling whether he does it or not.

“…If you don’t have work, get out of the way. I have business with this person.”

“Huh…Who is that?”

“A colleague.”

“Colleague!”

…I wonder if this elf accepted me as a companion too naturally. No, I feel like they are emphasizing it as if they really want to welcome me as a colleague.

The pig glanced at me and gave me a creepy, greasy grin. He nodded in that state, then continued to talk to Ariel while ignoring me.

“Of course, I didn’t go looking for my fiancé for no reason. He came this far because he discovered a new elixir. However, to have to attach a reason like this to meeting Jung-in, ah, this is a tragedy!”

“…”

Roses fluttered in the background of the pig. Not rhetorically, but literally, the servant in the back took the rose petals from the basket and sprinkled them! This is fucking insane

“So, will you allow me the honor of inviting you to the mansion?”

Ariel let out a deep sigh at the pig’s words and looked back at me.

“…I’m sorry. Let me call you back.”

“No, you don’t have to. I’m a Nabokov Sibter! If you are a co-worker of your fiancé, you are also a noble place to me! Wouldn’t it be right to serve you a cup of tea? Please do not refuse!”

“…”

This guy’s name is Sibber. Then, it seems that Ariel will marry this guy in the future. So Ariel Ionia becomes Ariel Siveter.

“What would you like to do?”

A pig that smiles at me while looking at me. There must be an impure intention in inviting me, who has nothing to do with it. Ariel seemed hostile towards this pig.

But you need to do a little research.

“Well, yes.”

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“Ariel… Wait a minute… “

“I would have told you not to touch it.”

The pig sat me on the other side of the carriage and tried to show off my love affair with Ariel, but Ariel knocked me out every time. The more that happens, the more lust shines in his eyes her… It’s disgusting in many ways. Could it be that I have eyes like that?

The pig’s huge mansion arrived while having such an inconvenient time.

As seen in the novel, it is a dazzling mansion that can be filled with several lines of description. But it wasn’t the mansion that mattered, it was its contents.

I was captivated by the appearance of the maids standing in a row. Even so, these maids…

“Welcome! Zuin!”

They’re all little kids!

They were wearing maid clothes that showed off their shoulders and frill dresses that showed off their thighs. And even cat garters on her thighs!

I have a good sense of clothing…But I can’t. Ten impossible. Touching this is a crime.

If Ariel stood on the edge of the possible and the impossible, standing on the narrowly possible side, all of these maids are impossible!

As I opened my mouth, the pig boasted to me with a big smile about what was so good about it. I’m not admiring, I’m freaking out!

“How are you? Except for my pride, 4ft 10in maids! For the money I spent educating these children, I could buy one of Valerie’s mansions!”

…Even if you say that, I can’t understand what you’re saying. And Ariel, who looks at such a pig with disgust.

“Now, my scabbard, this way. I kept the elixir separately. And our Jung-in’s colleague went to the parlor. There are many things I want to ask you in many ways.”

“…”

I can’t handle the greasy tone of that pig in many ways.

“Guest. Come this way.”

“Ah yes.”

We arrived at the drawing room following the guidance of the maid who made short-tongued sounds.

I caught my breath.

The drawing room was full of paintings and marble statues. The problem is,

“This bastard is really fedo…”

“Yes?”

“Oh, nothing.”

Truly with the feet of bad taste!

A rich guy makes figures, and it felt like it was full of works that seemed to exclaim that the bodies of undeveloped children were beautiful.

“…”

I’m so stunned that I can’t speak.

I am by no means in favor of substituting 2d. But the paintings and stone statues that make me think about it once again. Of course, I didn’t openly describe the act or remove it at all… But I could still feel that it was intentional.

For a moment. No way?! I quickly scanned the maid’s limbs. Any signs of a crime…

“Do you see it that way?”

“Kuhm! Oh, nothing.”

There doesn’t seem to be any sign of beating or child abuse. Did I misunderstand that pig? Feeling embarrassed, I looked around the parlor for no reason.

The drawing room was cluttered enough to feel like a flea market, but there was one thing that stood out among them. Life-size figurines made of magic stones… Stone statues

I think if you make Ariel about 5 years younger she’ll look something like this. For some reason, watching this makes me feel a little nauseous.

“Do you like it?”

The voice of a pig that seemed to be eager.

“You have a good eye! It’s something I commissioned with a lot of money from Malion! I modeled after my fiancé when he was most beautiful!”

“…That’s right.”

“How do you like my collection? “

“Yes, well… I think the quality is good.”

“You have eyes to see! An immature body in itself means the superiority of mankind!”

From that moment on, the pig began to praise Pedo. This kid is really crazy.

But let’s hear him talk

“Hemmy, Mr. Bee.”

My lower half reacted.

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“No.”

‘Chew.’

“Are you having any problems?”

“Oh, no, nothing.”

‘Sir.’

Why?! I didn’t react when I saw the maid, and I didn’t react when I saw this pedo figure! It wasn’t until I started hearing this pig’s bullshit that I reacted!

I can’t figure out why. Could it be that “Respecting taste” Is fucking me this time too? Did the goddess really poison me?!

If he had reacted to seeing the Pedo figure, he would have been drawn to it. But you’re reacting to this pig’s bullshit?!

“Why is he standing like that?”

Ariel’s voice came from the door. From Ariel’s point of view, it would look like I’m banging my head against the wall. As soon as my dick reacted, I looked at the wall and groaned.

“Haha. It seems that my colleague was very moved by my admiration!”

This crazy bastard…!

However, if I turn around now, it was clear that I would wear the stigma of being a fedora. My dick gets the crusader buff and once I get up, it swells like it’s going to pierce my pants!

I have to kill… I have to kill…How…

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Okay! 「Sage Time」!

I immediately took a self-sage time, and I managed to calm Juji’s anger.

A slightly drowsy feeling and a slightly clearer head. Then he remembered what had happened before.

Even when I saw the old man having a blast with that goblin, Juji woke up against my will. At that time, I made an excuse to Yuri that it happened by accident, but now, after hearing the praises of the pig, I feel that it was inevitable. We need to think about this phenomenon.

“I will go back with this one. Thank you for taking the medicine.”

As soon as I turned around after killing Juji, Ariel opened her mouth.

“For a moment! Wait Haven’t you served tea yet?”

“All the teas you serve are not to my taste.”

“Don’t do that, sit down. Even if you look at the sincerity of that maid. Ruler.”

At the place pointed by the pig, there was a maid with a tea in her face and a teary face.

“Tsk.”

Ariel sits down on the sofa as if she missed the timing to escape. Soon after, refreshments were set on the table, but no one touched them. Ariel was only staring at the teacup, and the pig was just looking at me with eyes buried in flesh. Then he suddenly opens his mouth.

“Therefore. Did you say colleague? Are you an adventurer companion? Are you trying to explore the dungeon?”

“Well… That’s right.”

“What is your grade?”

“…It’s an iron tier.”

“Oh… Iron tear… “

The pig grinned as if he liked it.

“It may sound too sudden and precious to say this, but,”

The first rhyme was like this, but it was a smooth, as if prepared in advance.

“Are you willing to let me check your colleague’s skills? Please don’t be angry. Aren’t you afraid to send my lovely fiancé to a dangerous place?”

…You want to test me. It’s about showing your skills in front of yourself. She somehow thought things were too easy.

When she glanced at Ariel, she clenched her teeth. Indeed, this is not an ordinary test, but an excuse. An excuse to kick me out. Judging from what this bastard is saying, he didn’t do this for a day or two.

“…Of course. I know it’s rude of me. If you defeat my great warrior, I will give you fifty silver coins.”

“I do.”

Good night. If it’s a gateway you have to go through anyway, it’s better to get rid of it quickly.

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William sighed. As a silver tier adventurer, it’s been a year since I was hired by a sieve.

Well, the pay was decent compared to the work I did. Even though I was hired as a guard or escort, there was no chance of being attacked by anyone in a city with good security.

But one day, strange things started to happen in his mansion. Doesn’t he kick out the sane maids and hire children, or doesn’t he put on a strange black cloak?

Then, one day, he brought in his fiancée’s co-workers and started to do strange things to shame him and then kick him out. With the words that he put no mercy in the hands of men and women.

For him, it is enough to beat him moderately as his employer tells him to and then kick him out.

It was a bit embarrassing, but Faye was good anyway. The more he humiliated him, the more the employer was willing to give him a hefty bonus.

At the same time, bad rumors began to be heard. Do it in groups with young children or something. It didn’t look like that actually happened. However, as the days go by, the employer’s eyes towards the children are gradually stained with greed…

‘I have to quit soon.’

As a silver tier adventurer, this is enough to stay for quite a while. If you keep doing idle things like this, it will be clear that your skills will rust. And if the rumors go to a bad side, you could also hate your lover.

‘Today’s opponent is that black hair.’

A black-haired stranger. It looks like it’s thin, but it doesn’t matter. It was clear that it would become his prey his today anyway. He never said it directly, but he was confident in his anti-human swordsmanship even if he competed against a gold tier.

“I will leave it up to you.”

“…This one too.”

Perhaps because of their amiability, the dark-haired man grinned and asked for a handshake. Did he say iron tier?

For that kind of thing, you’ve got your posture right. He is unshakable and stable no matter where he learned it. Although he will soon fall anyway.

“Then, let’s begin.”

After that, William spurred the ground and thrust out his sword.

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…

William stepped back after dozens of sums. He felt strange. As he expected, the black hair in front of him did not have that great skill. But black hair wasn’t the problem. The problem was William himself.

…My legs felt heavy, as if someone was grabbing them and pulling them down. And sometimes the sword slowed down, like pulling an arm.

Never had anything like this happen before.

Even seeing that black hair makes me feel a little strange…

“…”

“…What?”

What did the opponent mumble? Judging by the shape of her lips… I’m sorry? What?

After another round of sword strikes, the black hair stepped back from a distance and shouted loudly at Shivter.

“Siveter! Are you wrong about your promise? They say they only look at their skills!!!!!!”

What are you talking about?

“This, this man is trying to rape me!!!!!!”

“What?!”

What is this…!

The black hair’s words were not over. He groaned as he pointed at William’s groin.

“Hey, that bastard was excited when he saw me! There was no such thing in the story!!!!!!”

At the tips of the black-haired fingers,

Even with pants on, you can clearly tell

William’s groin was swollen.