Chapter 99 – The Wizard’s Tale (6)

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The sieveter gave me a silver tier adventurer. That’s why you flirted with me when I said iron tier. A pig with no conscience.

The opponent is a brown-haired swordsman who looks seasoned at first glance.

It was natural that beginner swordsmanship would not be able to deal with them. However, you can’t use electric shocks like you do when dealing with monsters. It’s obvious what will happen if you openly reveal this ability.

Then, the only way left is to write a foul play, albeit a little dishonest.

I use my invisible hand to occasionally pull his limbs and hinder his movements. However, it was slightly so that you wouldn’t even notice that I was using witchcraft.

“Well…?”

Got caught

At the same time, I apply the lowest output of Pleasure to my invisible hand to make it overlap with excitement.

Of course, you should only walk when the silver tier is concentrating on swordsmanship. Because if you do it openly, you will notice.

And I only have to worry about defense. So waited until the right time finally came…

“This, this man is trying to rape me!!!!!!”

“What?!”

It will happen like this.

“That bastard got excited when he saw me!!!!!!”

At my fingertips, Silver Tear saw between his legs, and his whole body his stiffened.

I’m sorry, but I can’t help it. This is the best way to win while hiding my various abilities.

“You, you shameless pervert! Did you attack me like that with the intention of fucking me?!”

“Oh no, I… “

“Shut up! Somehow, every time he saw me, he gave me a sticky look!”

“Oh no! I mean no…”

“Tell me after killing Jugina!!!!”

Of course, even at this moment, the invisible hand continues to bet on pleasure, so there is no way to get an erection.

Sibber and the rest of the onlookers had their mouths open. But what surprised me the most was the silver tier himself. His face His is white with shock …

Yes, you must be the one who is more shocked than anyone right now. Being gay without even realizing it. That’s terrible. I know because I suffered from Lenny.

“Siveter! How did this happen! Answer me!”

At my cry, Silver Tier broke into a cold sweat with a pale face.

“Oh, no, no! This, this!”

A silver tier who is completely distracted by the sieve and is abusive. Now is your chance!

“No, what’s wrong!”
‘Sorry!’

Crusader kick that takes advantage of the panic and blows it in the groin!

-Puck

“It’s big?!”

Silver Tier grabbed her between her legs and fell flat. Great. Now we need to get out of here quickly before things get sorted out.

“Siveter! It’s a match!”

I shouted as if declaring to everyone present.

“Keep your promise, Sibtor! If you refuse, I will file a formal complaint! You instigated this man to rape!”

“What, what?!”

Of course, I have no intention of accusing or doing anything like that. It was just a bluff to embarrass him. I took advantage of the sibtor’s teasing moment, snatched Ariel’s wrist her, and ran away…

“Ah. Since I won, I will take this too.”

Before she fled, she grabbed her purse her, which the maid had placed ostentatiously on her tray, and then she and Ariel hurried out of the mansion.

Behind her were dazed-faced Sieves, muttering maids, and a flinching Silver Tier with her hips raised to the sky.

Would he have accepted my apology? I hope so.

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“For a moment. Come this way.”

Ariel leads me into an alleyway as soon as I leave Sibber’s mansion. I keep looking around as I walk, probably paying attention to tailing. But it’s ridiculous to pay attention to a subject wearing a hat like this.

After walking along such a narrow road for a while, I finally breathed a sigh at a dead end.

“I owe you. Thanks to that, I was able to get out of him.”

“Well, okay. By the way…”

“It’s late.”

What?

“I’m sorry, but I won’t be returning for today. We will talk in detail tomorrow in the dungeon.”

“…”

That’s a bit awkward You haven’t even talked about it yet. I’m curious about why you suddenly accepted a request to be a companion, and I need to know why you’re making a fuss by summoning the ice spirit Naias in the hot spring city in the north. Of course, it’s something I’ll do in the future, but I’m not going to do it because I suddenly want to mess around one day.

Ariel looked slightly apologetic as if she had read my expression of her.

“Didn’t you say you were going to the dungeon? It will be at the entrance of the dungeon tomorrow morning. There are many listening ears here.”

…Did I say I was going to the dungeon with you? Ah, I was just talking about that to the sibtor, but…

“No, I’m going to go, but I don’t know what you can do… I need to coordinate the details…”

“The man is not bold. That kind of thing can happen on the spot.”

“…”

What’s all this? The way he talks is also strange. Are you out of your mind?

“There is no need to wait. Enough then.”

Ariel looked at my dumbfounded face, greeted me unilaterally, and then turned around.

…Something, something, it’s a bit awkward to send it like this. Sometimes I feel like I’m being used. I need to know why this guy is making such a fuss later, but it’s a little sane to go back without income like this.

I immediately silenced myself and followed Ariel. He covered himself completely every time Ariel looked back at him with an occasional flinch, but he wasn’t worried about missing out. You can see it all on the minimap.

After following that, I arrived at an old mansion. Ariel opened the rusty iron door and disappeared into it. Is this the little elf’s house?

“Hmm…”

I used to live in a place like this

Ariel’s mansion was quite old. A rusty iron door, half broken. A garden full of weeds visible beyond it. And covered with ivy. If only one window was broken, it would be believed that a ghost lives in the mansion.

An obvious cliché comes to mind. An elf sold in exchange for paying off a debt owed to a pig.

For some reason, he told me not to follow him, and that was the reason. Certainly, in this atmosphere, it wouldn’t be strange if plain water was served instead of tea.

I set my sights on Ariel’s mansion once again and moved on.

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I made my way to the church to meet Lenny.

Since we have time until evening, we meet and have sex right away!… I wanted to have sex, but there was something we had to talk about. Of course, you also have the option of talking while having sex. But Lenny… Well… Once it’s on fire, it’s so obvious that she’ll whimper when you talk about it.

First of all, what happened when I met the sibtor today. Even though I could swear I wasn’t a pedo, my juji reacted on its own. This happened last time too. That Goblin Park.

However, Juji did not react to River Bridge’s bones. There is one difference between then and now.

It is the presence or absence of 「Respect for taste」.

What if ‘respecting taste’ was given to me as a kind of radar for these dysphoric bastards? But…So what? Let’s assume that my juji stands on the wooden chopper. You can’t kill a person simply because he’s a wooden bat, can you?

We need to think a little more about this feature.

And goddess. You must meet the goddess.

It was not my mistake to think that the frequency of the goddess interfering with me has decreased these days. For example,

‘This damn woman…’

“Oops!”

Like this. If you curse at the goddess, static electricity still bounces. However…

‘Damn this goddess! Goddess Fucked! Mother in law!’

This way, the penalty didn’t work if I changed the word’s leading and trailing a bit.

When I came to this world not long ago, the goddess quarreled with each other, struck lightning, and made a fuss. I can bypass this as if I put a ban on it… No way!

This, this goddess, are you running the macro out of trouble now?!

I thought he communicated with me, albeit on a limited basis. Are you bothered now? Or is there some reason why you can’t communicate? For a moment. Then…

[Specialized Skill Proposal]
[Skill Name: Goddess Advent Sex]
[Skill Effect: When you have sex with a saint, the goddess descends. ]
[Skill Intention: Why don’t we meet? ]

[Are you sure you want to submit? ]
[ ▶Yes / No ]

[ Reviewing… ]

…

[ Reviewing… ]

…Skill suggestions have never taken this long.

The skill proposal was still pending review until I left the luxury residential area. I don’t know if something happened to the goddess or if she decided to leave me alone.

Neither way is very pleasant. If the goddess continues to not respond like this, there is a problem with using the system…

“Ah, Mr. Eugene!”

“Yes?”

Lenny was walking right in front of me. Doesn’t she still have a long way to go to get to the Order? Why are you here?

Lenny ran over to me as she fluttered, and then, as if she were taking her place her, she quickly crossed her arms her. She then opens her mouth her Lenny.

“Didn’t you say you had a job at the Magic Tower? Why are you here…”

“That’s because something happened. It’s a bit complicated to explain…”

“Ah. Right! Come over here!”

“Yes?”

I don’t know why there are so many things being dragged here and there today. Where is my subjectivity?!

“What is it?”

“I have something I want to show you!”

Leni said that and took me to the church. When she arrived at the church, she opened her arms in shame, but she didn’t let go of her sleeves and dragged me around. Lenny took me to the top of the tall, huge spire of the church. Besides me, there were several other people who looked like tourists.

“We will start soon.”

“What?”

“Look over there.”

Where Lenny pointed was the moon and its moons. A necklace with a pale face of the moon visible through the dusky sunset… And a somewhat shady legend. Proof that you subjugated the Demon God?

“What’s over there…”

“Shh. It is now.”

Leni, who clings to me and her eyes her shine. Let’s quietly watch the moon as it is told…

The lunar satellite began to shine.

The satellites of the moon created a line of light connecting each other, and eventually the light gathered into one and shot it somewhere in space.

It was a thrilling sight. If the appearance of a rocket launching into space is a human miracle, this was literally a miracle of God. Looking at such a large-scale incident, I was able to feel the status of a divine being.

‘Surely a goddess, even if she rots, Junchi…’

“Oops!”

“Mr. Eugene?”

“Oh, no. Nothing. That’s really great. But what is that? “

At that, Lenny cheered, put her fist on her waist, and began to smug again.

“That is for the Goddess to annihilate the Demon God’s power. Because we can’t just leave the existence of the same rank. Did Yujin understand the greatness of the Goddess?”

“…Oh yeah.”

It’s a great thing, but since she’s a goddess or a priest or something like that, her dignity is rather low.

-Titling!

[The 「Goddess Advent Sex」 Skill has been rejected. ]
[Reason for rejection: Conditions not met. ]

Judging is over now. However, the reason is a bit peculiar.

Usually the reason for the companionship is not sexually related, he has never seen it, or it is too overbalanced.

But this is…A condition? Are you saying that it is possible if the conditions are met? If so, what are the conditions? That’s right, come to think of it, she had something to say to Lenny because of meeting the goddess.

“Re…”

“Ugh… Um…”

Involuntary moans. But it wasn’t Lenny’s voice.

Lenny was blushing in her face. I looked around her… They all have couples hanging out! Do you think that scene is romantic now? Of course it was spectacular! Uh, somehow Lenny’s breath is getting a little sweeter… Hey, not here.

“Hey, let’s go down!”

“Ah…”

I grabbed Lenny’s arm from her, who let out a little regretful sound, and quickly went down the stairs to her.

…

“How to meet the goddess?”

Lenny frowns. Immediately, her rebuttal words her come out.

“Goddess like that… “

“Okay. I’m tired of saying that now. You said that in that way she doesn’t get involved with the creature? But for me it works in a different way. Is there any way?”

At those words, Lenny frowned and rolled his eyes. It shouldn’t be wrinkled. I need to think about some skills for skin care. I also give you a massage. These days, I feel like I can only have sex and not get a massage. If you give me a legitimate reason like this, even the kids won’t be able to refuse…

“…I’ll try to find the Church’s records about the hero. But since it’s so old, I don’t know what to do…”

“Okay. A clue is enough.”

“…No! I will definitely find it! From now on!”
Lenny was full of enthusiasm as if he had suddenly remembered something. By the way…

“From now on?”

“It’s not even my turn today anyway…”

“That, yes. Don’t be too late though. I have to go to the dungeon tomorrow. I have something to do with the wizard I met at the Mage Tower.”

“Yes…”

Lenny, who gets a little sullen as he stars down at her ground her. Should she have done it earlier too?

“Then just for a moment… “

“…… What are you talking about in church!”

After Lenny said that, her face blushed and disappeared somewhere. She said something like that you hesitated too

I walked towards the inn, feeling a little embarrassed.