Chapter 101 – -100- Archmage Doesn’t Believe in Words (2)

“Ah, I know that… What a great discovery… By the way, this bed is very soft.”

“It looks like you’ve been very drunk. Irina, Lord of the Magic Tower.”

“Are you drunk…? Me? Hee hee”

Oh, when did you drink so much? Apparently, at first, it was just a simple chat over tea, but Leon Souders pulled out a bottle from the cupboard and said it was a good drink…

“I’m sick…Two…Three…I’m not drunk!” The light drinking party that started with one bottle soon filled a corner of the room with only the bottle.

“Ugh, I guess you’re drunk?”

“No! Hee hee!”

You can always let go of this level of intoxication, but why do you have to let go of this good feeling?

“Ugh, I see. So, what was the original question you were wondering about?”

What were you curious about…? Was there anything like that?

Oh right, I didn’t come here to get drunk, but to get the favor of Leon Souders, right?

What was the plan…I just remembered it with my not working head.

“Oh right, there is a part I don’t quite understand about Eonryeong.”

“Well, you probably don’t understand, because there are parts of the language that are difficult to interpret with magic.”

“Interpretation? It’s hard…? Puha!”

There was a part of Young master Leon’s words that I didn’t like.

Is it difficult to interpret with magic? All phenomena can be interpreted through the action of magic, so there is nothing that cannot be interpreted through magic.

It’s just that I haven’t analyzed things like divine power or spirits yet, it doesn’t mean I can’t.

It’s not a denial of ability, it’s a denial of will.

“What’s so funny?” In response to his question, I confessed my brief personal opinion about the language.

“It shouldn’t be that difficult to interpret the commandments~” I said, holding out an empty glass to him.

“Oh, is that so?” Filling the empty cup, he answered.

I said, sipping a refilled glass.

“From my point of view, the spirit of the word is like a primitive form of magic. Isn’t it a crude and sloppy form of magic without elaborate design and according to the will?”

“My honest opinion is that the records of the spirits recorded in mythology are, after all, magic mixed with a lot of exaggeration…”

“Hehe, by the way, this drink is really good. Can you give me more? Prince Leon?”

I know he’s spouting out the rants typical of drunk people, but I just couldn’t stand it.

I have long believed that all phenomena can be interpreted with magic.

“Then, even if I use the demon spirit on the Mage Tower Lord, will you be able to interpret it magically?”

“*Hiccup* Isn’t that obvious? Hee hee”

Even in my drunken state like now, I was confident that I could fully grasp the workings of his words, so I answered him with a boast.

“Any word, write whatever you want.”

The jewels on his greatsword began to glisten, humming and making a low, low-pitched sound.

The swirling magical powers wait for the words to come out of his mouth.

I analyze the gathered mana as if it were disassembled with my eyes.

“Oh, a great amount of mana is gathered in a stable manner. Now, according to Young master’ words, what kind of phenomenon is this mana creating?”

“Well, that’s right”

“It’s interesting, but in the end, efficiency is what matters… *Hiccup* If you have a lot of mana, I think a ship can do the same thing effectively with well-designed magic.”

“Oh, the significance of the Word Spirit is that it can do things impossible with magic.”

“Hey, you’ll know when you see it.”

“From now on, the princess will regard everything I do as ‘a harmless, pleasant prank’.”

The terrifyingly concentrated magic power is trying to dig into my head.

‘This is similar to the mental manipulation series…’

The intoxication goes away in an instant. I implemented standard mental defense magic, but the spirit of the word, which is completely different from the existing magic, penetrates the gaps in my defense.

Just as a tuna net can’t catch a school of anchovies, the unstoppable magic begins to shake my head.

‘This feeling of shaking thoughts, no, no…!’

“It’s over”

‘Uh…? Something, something seems to have changed…I didn’t catch it’

I think I was convinced that something bad was going to happen, but nothing changed.

I felt like an idiot for having chicken skin on my arms, a creepy feeling down my back, and being so anxious that my drunkenness ran away.

‘Has nothing happened…?’

Certainly, the most likely hypothesis. It couldn’t penetrate my mental defenses, and the fragmented and fragmented words couldn’t twist the archmage’s mind.

Perhaps the feeling of malice was an illusion caused by tension…?

‘The fact that I couldn’t detect the change… Can be said that there was no change…?’

“Do you feel something change?”

I decided to match the rhythm a little to the image of him smiling and waiting for a change.

“Well, it seems that something has changed.”

Even the slightest bit of tension seemed to disappear from his bewildered expression, convinced that his command had worked.

‘Ha, it’s just a waste of getting drunk’ I sipped the remaining alcohol in the glass.

“What do you think, Bocchan? Huhu, do you think it worked out well?”

He, who had been keeping his distance, moved to sit next to me.

“I guess I’ll have to check it out. How do you accept my ridiculous behavior?”

Touching my thigh, he put his arm on my shoulder.

‘Oh, how can you treat me so friendly already…’

It would be very disgusting and unpleasant if we hadn’t been close, but it’s okay because it’s a joke that can be played with friends now.

“The Magic Tower Lord’s thighs are very soft, they look like glutinous rice cakes. Are you exercising?”

It was Prince Leon who pokes my thighs with his fingers.

“Eh, I’m doing enough!”

I shook off his arm, so he could no longer touch his leg. Then he spontaneously moved his hand and started playing pranks on my chest.

He lowered his arm around my shoulder and began squatting at the soft breasts underneath his robe.

“Oops, what are you doing…”

“It’s a massage, a massage.”

“Where is this kind of massage?”

Hey, no matter how harmless the prank is, isn’t this a bit harsh?

He said he would give me a proper massage, and he left my breasts exposed and began to massage my breasts gently, groping my ribs with both hands.

“Hmm, your nipples are so cute”

“Ha, this is the first time I’ve heard such a compliment.”

He gropes the inside of my breasts, and then he touches my nipples.

It’s a prank that I can tolerate because I’m a friend, but it gave me a strange feeling to have my breasts touched by another man.

“Isn’t the magic bag too weak?”

“A magic bag, what is that…?”

He grabbed my chest with both hands and said.

“Surely, aren’t these breasts that can fit in one hand? Please raise them until tomorrow.”

Ha ha, what kind of boring pun is this again. A wizard’s chest isn’t like a magic pouch.

Of course, the size of the breasts and magic attribute don’t matter! If so, I would have had a chest bigger than my head.

It’s a trivial joke, but I decided to hang out with him for now.

“Huh, then… Young master-nim, what size do you like the magic bag?”

“For now, I hope you don’t get caught in one hand.”

“Yeah-yes, I’ll refer to it. By the way, did you check if the language worked? I think I gave you enough time?”

“Yes?”

“No, you see the reaction to my nonsensical behavior, and since earlier you’ve been just kidding around…”

“Kuh, haha…I did, indeed”

I changed my posture and stood proudly in front of him.

Because I wanted to hear from his mouth that his words didn’t work for me at all.

“Ah, don’t keep touching and playing with my body like that without permission!”

“Keuk, then, what I’m doing right now isn’t at all strange to Irina, the Mage Lord, right?”

“…? What’s strange?”

I’ve been thinking about the current situation in his words, but I don’t think there’s anything strange about it.

Isn’t it normal to have your breasts teased when you’re drunk?

It’s a harmless prank that can be done enough while being close friends, isn’t it?

No one gets hurt, it’s just light physical contact…?

Aren’t nipples teased and sexual parts played harmless and fun pranks between friends?

“Is this, is this strange? Young master?” I played a joke by sticking my hand inside Gongja’s pants.

“Huh, if my chest was a ‘magic bag’ and Young master’s was a ‘magic pillar’, then you would be a great wizard~”

No wand I’ve picked up has been this thick. It felt like holding a thick broom that I could barely hold with both hands.

Unlike a broom, it was hard, soft, and hot.

“Oh, my expression got weird? My jokes made you feel good! Right!?”

In an unexpected way, I think I found a way to get to know him faster.

Does Leon Souders like these pranks?

“Hmm, you like things like this… Hmmm…!” While we were talking, I suddenly had to let out a nasal sigh. For he began to play gently with his hat and his ears, which he had covered with his hair.

“Oh, the Lord of the Magic Tower has a weakness for ears.”

“Eww, you’re touching my ear without permission, it’s a punishment!”

I squeezed the hand that was holding his cock tight, but he just smiled as if he was delighted with the hand he was making.

He pulled on his robe, unbuttoned his buttons and pulled down his inner garment.

“Kyaaak! What are you doing!” Half-naked, I struggled.

His hand didn’t stop and he tried to take off my panties. This…Isn’t it too much to say it’s a joke!

…Is this, a joke…Right? Something hurts my head.

As I frowned, he stopped his vile attempts to undress me.

“As expected, I guess this is still the limit.”

“What is ‘yet’! It’s forbidden here for life! It’s forbidden! Isn’t it obvious, really!”

I managed to stop Prince Leon, who almost crossed the line of joke. Seriously, no matter how joking, you’re trying to expose a woman’s precious parts. Because it’s really naughty.

After all the pranks, I felt that I had become quite close with Prince Leon.

Even though I tried something ridiculous like a linguistic spirit, the person itself seemed fine.

Promising to see you next time with the other warriors, I concluded my meeting with him.

It was crazy, but it was a pretty fun time.

After all, I must be a genius when it comes to socializing!