Chapter 101 – Episode 101 the Guild Leader Calls All the Guild Members and Dances the Sow
Episode 101 The Guild Leader Calls All the Guild Members and Dances the Sow
“Why don’t you bet instead?”
It was Kim Taeyang’s suggestion.
He teased Park Hee-yeon by flicking his tongue between her fingers.
She had her piercings all the way down her tongue, so she frowned at her without realizing it.
“What bet?”
“Let’s bet on whether I succeed in clearing the dungeon or fail.”
“Under. You’re going to attack the S-class dungeon with your own power? This is a really funny kid.”
Attacking dungeons is not some child’s play.
In particular, ‘The Ruins of the Old Woman’ is a dungeon with numerous casualties.
Now, even S rank heroes avoid attacking.
Besides, in Park Hee-yeon’s eyes, Kim Tae-yang was still a child.
Although they claim to have several Constellations under their command, they are forcibly stolen.
It was the judgment that the relationship would not be good, so they would not receive help from the Constellation.
So it’s bound to sound like bullshit.
“Chief Yoon. Start recording now, bring paper and pen. Kim Taeyang, keep going.”
“If I win, give full support at the guild level and treat me like the best rookie. They put pressure on the media to produce positive stories about this body as well.”
“Is it over?”
“I want to make a club in the guild. ‘Livestock Club’. This body will become the rancher, the head of the club, and the best livestock is the responsibility of the guild leader. Kkeukkeuk.”
“What, do you want a sow to do something like that? What kind of club is that?”
“Isn’t that a super-cool club that makes you break your back every night?!”
To create a sex club within the guild… ?
Not being a dictator in the north, he couldn’t have created such a club.
Of course, Taeyang Kim was talking about training, not Yas…
Anyway,
Park Hee-yeon thought it would never happen anyway.
Because Kim Taeyang will fail.
“No more?”
“The guild leader calls all the members of the guild and declares it while dancing a sow dance. Kkeukkeuk.”
“It’s dirty. I have nothing to do but… So, what do I get if you fail?”
Taeyang Kim answered with a grin.
“Ah, there is no need to think about that. Because I will definitely win… !”
“I’m worried that someone might not be a bully, so I only choose to do things that are bullying… Since it’s a bet, shouldn’t you bet something too? Do it like this.”
Park Hee-yeon scribbled letters on her paper.
It was an impromptu memorandum.
“If you fail in clearing the dungeon, we will return all the constellations you stole from us rookies. After that, hold a press conference and read our reflections.”
“It’s fucking boring… Whatever it is, figure it out. I will sign and go.”
“?”
Kim Taeyang signed the memorandum so easily.
And then he really left the conference room.
There was a moment of silence in the meeting room.
“That bastard… Aren’t you a bit stupid?”
“It seems so. It’s true that he thinks he’ll clear the dungeon, but to really accept such a bet.”
“It’s so embarrassing that it’s embarrassing. You look like someone with an ulterior motive.”
“Please. I’ll vote for you to pee or get tired of not lasting 5 minutes in the dungeon.”
“… Yes?”
“I promise you.”
She’s in the process anyway, Park Hee-yeon feels much better when she thinks she’s won the game.
She rose from her seat and did a funny dance.
“Sow dance? Is this a sow dance? I will dance well in front of the guild members. That stupid child…”
Haha. Are you dancing very well?”
“Abigail.”
“I am listening.”
Abigail was the team leader of this attack.
As an S-rank hero, he was a talented person with excellent target removal ability.
“When the attack begins, I drive Kim Taeyang into a corner. It scares me so much that it makes me beg like a dog. Do you know what I’m talking about?”
“You mean true education?”
“Okay. That’s right. True education. Please leave the video. If you come out and say anything else, threaten to spread it. Aren’t those people the ones who live in Gao and die in Gao?”
“All right.”
“Just break up. Maybe it’s because I talked to that bastard, my head hurts and I’m dying…”
Abigail nodded and walked out the door.
The ring on her finger felt hot as she walked down the aisle.
The ring she was wearing had her little eyes, nose and mouth.
“Abigail. A revelation has come down.”
The identity of the ring is a constellation.
It was the angel Portis.
“How are you?”
“Blonde, big, male, pierced, female… It is information that a man with these characteristics is a minion of Asmodeus. We must get rid of him.”
“!”
Drank, Asmodeus.
To the Heavenly Sect, it is the great devil that can be said to be the main enemy.
Getting rid of his minions was a big deal.
And judging from its characteristics and timing of revelation…
“This is Kim Taeyang.”
The target seemed already set.
“It’s fortunate that the revelation came down before we formed a bond as members of the same guild.”
“I agree.”
She crossed her aisle with a faint smile on her face.
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I got a call from an unknown number.
I thought it might be spam, so I tried not to answer it, but it called me three times in a row… !
‘If it’s spam, apply for hyeonpi…’
I loaded my anger and answered the phone.
The owner of the voice was an unexpected acquaintance.
– Kim Tae-yang.
“Ha? Vomiting Sow? How did you know my number?”
– It’s Michaela, not the vomiting sow. It’s the student council president’s number, so it’s easy to find out, isn’t it? Because you made it public.
It does.
Come to think of it, I actually made my number public on the Ark Portal or somewhere.
I wrote the number because it was a site that no one seemed to enter, but I see this.
You’re frighteningly meticulous…
“What’s your business?”
-I heard that you signed a contract with the Justice Guild. Congratulations.
“Ah, no big deal. Because he was anxious to take me.”
-I think Taeyang Kim is worth it. Aren’t dungeon raids already scheduled? I know it’s an S-class dungeon, is that correct? The team leader is Abigail Hero, right?
It is true that at first, the compliment made me feel good.
But this guy, why does he know so much about my strategy?
It must be information that has not yet been disclosed to the outside world?
“Hey. What do you want to say?”
-Cancel the dungeon raid.
“Yaya! Do not give orders to the reserve sow!!”
– A revelation came down from the church.
“Timing?”
-The church told me to get rid of Taeyang Kim. That is why you are a subordinate of Asmodeus.
“?”
This was an unexpected development.
I never thought that Taeyang Kim would become the target of the Celestial Church…
I thought I would run into the Celestial Church in the process of protecting the arc or taking the artifact.
I never thought you would try to kill me so openly.
After all, Cheonsangyo is definitely a pseudo.
Otherwise, would there be any reason to tell me to kill me, who lives only for the salvation of the world?!
It is unfair !!!
But at the same time, I was also puzzled.
Why is Michaela telling me this?
“Wouldn’t you, the vomit sow, not follow the revelation?”
-Didn’t I see with my own eyes that you are not a subordinate of Asmodeus?
“Then is the revelation wrong?”
– That’s not it! Revelation is absolute! So everyone misunderstood! The cult has determined that you are the target through several clues, but in my view, the clues are too weak! I’m sure you’re misinterpreting the angel’s words because of your trashy image!
It’s a garbage image…
I know, but it hurts a little to hear it in person…
– Hero Abigail is our sister. When you enter the dungeon, Sister Abigail will try to kill you. So cancel right away…
“Hey. That I know Anyway, thank you for letting me know. I’ll just hang up.”
-Yes? Now wait… !
Took.
As soon as I hung up, it called again.
It was also Michaela.
– This is a serious situation! Sister Abigail is a professional killer! She’s going to punch a hole in your head!
“Yaya! If I call again, they will report it to 112 as stalking?!”
-No, just say… !
Took.
Hung up again
Thank you for worrying about me, but honestly, it was a useless worry.
Because Abigail is weaker than me.
Now I am much stronger than the world knows.
It’s not like strong.
It’s just that there was no stage to show this power…
Speaking like this, it seems like a middle school student with a black flame dragon… Actually I am strong… Kkeukkeuk…
Anyway.
Let’s get ready to enter the dungeon.
I took out a ballpoint pen from the drawer in my room.
It was Hecate who was asleep.
“Dark traveler… What’s going on?”
Hecate was the Constellation that should be active in this dungeon.
For that reason, he decided to make a female body beforehand.
“Replace the ink… !”
“Go, suddenly ink?!”
Wow-!
Hecate’s main body, the ballpoint pen, was disassembled.
Disassembling is all about unscrewing the plastic body and separating the spring and ballpoint pen core…
But isn’t this ballpoint pen the same as Hecate’s body?
So am I cutting Hecate up?
“It’s me… ! Bo, the pen core is the essence of my moon and darkness! You shouldn’t be so rough!!”
“So what do you mean by that?”
“This, as a human being, this is a bit embarrassing situation… !”
I was worried that Hecate might get sick.
Separating the ballpoint pen doesn’t seem to cause any pain.
It seems to cause a bit of shame, but there’s no shame to die for, right?
“Please… ! It’s okay to replace the ink later. Ah… !!”
“Hey. I’ll dim the lights, so be patient.”
“Hey… ! Touch me gently!! It’s a sensitive area!!!”
The new ink to be injected was ink made from ‘Gorimlin’s makeup powder’.
I put it in a syringe beforehand and injected it into the ballpoint pen lead one or two drops at a time.
Talk-
Drops of ink were sucked into the core.
As if he knew which way to go.
[Hecate’s favorability has increased significantly!]
[Hecate’s favorability has increased significantly!]
[Hecate’s favorability has increased significantly!]
“This, this… ?”
Wooooong-
Smoke billowed up where the ballpoint pen had been.
Soon after, the figure of Hecate, leaning against her desk, was revealed.
“Whoop whoop. Dark traveler… You did it… This body… ! I have succeeded in recovering my true self as the goddess of the moon, darkness and curse… !!”
Long hair.
Black hair and black eyes.
Dressed in her black dress, she suddenly curled up, placing her hand over her heart.
“Ouch… Step back!!”
“Ha? Samsoon, where are you sick?”
“I’m not sick, I’m a stranger… It’s been so long since I got my power. I just can’t control it… At this point… The essence of darkness within me explodes. I might do it… ?”
“…”
Hecate guy…
Originally, I had a strong 2nd grade feeling.
But I think I was too excited to change into a female body?
It was also the first time I had seen her in female form.
It’s because I didn’t turn into a female body in the game.
If Hecate became a woman, there was a mystery she wanted to solve.
“Hey Samsoon.”
“My stranger. What are you trying to say? Are you trying to compose a dark poem? Are you trying to sing a moonlight song? Or will he howl the curse of death… !?”
“How do you change the color of a ballpoint pen in that condition for four years?”
“…”
Hecate is a three-color ballpoint pen.
Now her color is black.
It could be changed to red and blue, but I wondered how it would change in a human state.
What is the pressing method?
“Bird, can’t we change the color later?”
“Hey. Should have known in advance. That way, even in an emergency, we can do it quickly.”
“That is… I, I will change it on my own.”
“Didn’t you change the color by yourself when you were a ballpoint pen? Isn’t it the same even if you become a woman?”
“…”
Hecate was in great trouble.
Her face was red hot and she couldn’t move.
“Hey! I will never make fun of you, so tell me coolly!! This body is the one and only hero of the four years!!!”
“Ji, are you really not going to make fun of me?”
“This body is a real man. You say you keep what you say?”
“If so…”
She’s only the two of us in the room anyway, but she looks around for no reason.
He came close to me and tugged at my ear and whispered softly.
“Me, my color… It can be changed by pressing both nipples and between the crotch…”
Hmmmm…
This game…
Well made too!
Just tried it out!!!