Chapter 102 – Episode 102 Yaya! What Kind of Sow Has a Dick?!

Episode 102 Yaya! What kind of sow has a dick?!

Constellations have various forms.
It can be a creature like a puppy, or it can be in the form of a common tool like a flashlight or ballpoint pen.

What they have in common is that they retain their characteristics even after becoming female.
Just as Popie became a dog beast, Hecate, who was a three-color ballpoint pen constellation, became a woman with three colors.

Back-

She stabbed Hecate’s right breast with her thick finger.
A feeling of softness that can be felt even through clothes.
Her fingers went in without much resistance.

“Huh… !”

Hecate shuddered at her.
She wasn’t trying to feel anything.
She was just trying to see her color change.

But she didn’t change anything about her.

“Hey Samsoon. I’m holding this down, but why doesn’t it change?”
“Because I have to press it precisely…”
“Ha… ?”

Hecate placed her finger on the exact spot.
In that state, when she pressed down hard, it felt really clicky.

‘The system that changes the color by sinking the nipple… !’

As she admires its vulgarity, the color of her Hecate changes in an instant.
Even the color of her hair, eyebrows, eyes, and clothes.
Now she is a beauty in red eyes.

“It’s me. It’s a bit embarrassing to change the color in this state, so let’s just stop here…”
“Ha? Shouldn’t we use blue as well? Isn’t it the most powerful color you have?”
“I’ll tell you about that later…”
“Don’t be shy, think confidently! What’s so embarrassing about displaying her abilities as a Constellation?!”
“Ugh?!”

I lifted Hecate’s dress.
There was no underwear on her chest either, and as expected, the bottom was also no panties.

What surprised me was the color of his fur.
It wasn’t just her hair that had changed, it seemed that all of her hair had been dyed.

‘It’s embarrassing.’

Pussy hair that turns black, red, blue depending on her mode…

Laughter Lv999… !

“Ba, didn’t you just laugh?”
“Hey. Why would you laugh at such a wonderful ability?”
“…”

It really looks like it’s going to explode.
I need to finish it quickly and go outside and have a fucking laugh.

“Ew. Sore dot… !”

Steamed-

Inserted her finger
With just that, Hecate flinched and grabbed her forearm.

“It’s me… Cow, why are your fingers so thick… ?”
“Hey. How am I supposed to press here?”
“A little deeper… Uh, there… !”

Click-

Feeling of being pressed by something.
At the same time, Hecate changed into her blue hair and blue eyes.

“Haaa…”

The black and red colors are easy to press just by finding the nipple position, but the blue color will take some getting used to.
Absolutely not because I wanted to harass Hecate with her fingers.
It’s just a necessary skill to quickly change color during battle.

Click-click-

I poked her nipples and inserted my fingers into her pussy, looking for her switch.
I was looking for a sense by repeating the act, but Hecate’s condition was a little strange.

“It’s me… Inside me… I’m going to put in some new ink, so… ?”
“Ha? If it’s new ink, didn’t you put it in already?”
“Don’t tell me… White tadpole ink… ♡”
“…”

Then I remembered
That Hecate is a constellation from Greek and Roman mythology.

“Are you fully aware of it now?”
“I am a stranger… ? You don’t intend to excite and ignore it, do you?”
“Hey! It was just an exercise in changing colors in the first place! It’s your fault for being born with a switch attached to your nipple and vagina!!”

Sex with the Greek and Roman constellations is a specification.
Maybe I’ll just hit it once and get it fixed until it’s dry…

In the first place, Bomi and Wobble are calm, but it is too suspicious that only Samsoon insists on having sex.

“Don’t do that, let’s do it! Just put the front part in!”
“Yaya! Constellations and heroes are not the same thing!! If you’re really sorry, just masturbate to your heart’s content!! I’ll pretend I didn’t see you!!!”
“Sheesh…”

I quickly closed the door and left.

For a while, the sound of click-click-click didn’t stop in the room.

*

Attacking high-level dungeons requires careful analysis.
The testimony of predecessors and the advice of the Constellations are important, but the prerequisite is the power of magical engineering.
It is to predict the optimal attack timing by measuring and analyzing the number of gates.

The forecast was like a weather forecast, so there were frequent cases in which heroes were urgently summoned.

[Emergency!]

[The lowest number of gates in the old woman’s ruin dungeon.]

[Vehicle departure at current time.]

[Strategy team members must quickly prepare and assemble at the site before the vehicle arrives.]

The current time is 4:00 in the morning.
I knew that something like this could happen, so I stayed at Seol Ha-rin’s house instead of the dormitory.

“Master… ? Where?”

I was about to pack the necessary items and leave, but Pomi woke me up.

“It is an urgent call. I’ll summon you after entering the dungeon, so grow up.”
“No. I woke up I want to go with the owner.”

Even though it looks like she hasn’t woken up yet, Bomi followed me.
It is also a loyal Constellation.

It was right up to the dungeon gate.
Abigail and the other 5 team members were a bit surprised when they saw me.

“I wasn’t late… ?”
“Ha? Isn’t being punctual the natural thing for a hero to be?”

Why do you keep thinking I’ll be late for granted?
Like these dirty bigots.

Abigail’s attack team consists of a total of 5 people.
Since there is a limit on the number of people in the dungeon, more support could not be expected.
In fact, you don’t even need support.

However, the condition of the team members is a bit strange.

“Hey. The team leader sow.”
“If you call me a sow again, I will kill you.”
“Why don’t you have a backpack?”
“… ?”

What items are essential when raiding a dungeon?
It’s a survival tool.

The hero wears an almost military commander’s backpack.
The shape is a little off, but there is no time to consider the shape in the midst of life and death.
I don’t know how many times I’m told not to take a backpack in the curriculum.

However, only two of the team members, including me, were wearing backpacks.
Abigail and the rest of the heroes didn’t have backpacks at all.

I don’t think he gave it to the youngest… ?

“Not everyone has to wear a backpack. I, the team leader, take control. You just shut up and follow me.”
“Yaya! What kind of sow has a dick?! What would you do if it was a survival dungeon!! At least one sleeping bag is basic, right?! What the fuck is it like to go barefoot in a field where cooking utensils, survival items, and tents are not enough?! Yes?!!!”

Abigail and the rest of the team laughed.
They look at me and giggle as if they are cute.

“You said you were confident in your strategy, how scared did you have to make your backpack so full? Even if you get wrecked for a year, you’ll be fine.”
Haha.”

Please don’t destroy my illusions, you extras…
So that we can show our respect for the heroes who fight for their lives!
I’m serious about 〈 academia 〉!

“Kim Tae-yang. You’re still a student, so I don’t know, but when you reach our level, you will feel it.”
“Ha?”
“If you look at the prior information, the level of the dungeon, and the current dungeon numbers, you can get a rough estimate. Although ‘Ruins of the Old Woman’ is a high-level dungeon, the probability of an accident converges to 0 because the gate number is low. Just think of it as a tour.”

It was not wrong.
They didn’t call us this early in the morning for nothing.
The lower the gate number, the less likely you are to get caught up in an accident like Dungeon Quake.

Still, this is a bit of an odd situation.
You don’t know how long it will take to clear the dungeon, but why don’t you pack your backpack?

It seems that these bastards have no intention of attacking the dungeon.
He must have been thinking of just going inside and scaring me out.

That’s difficult
I have to clear this dungeon, and to do so, the number of extras is absolutely necessary.

Then… I can’t help it.

‘I have no choice but to cause an accident… !’

I didn’t want to go this far…
But if you guys trample on my innocence like this, I have no choice but to become a thug…
You hit me first!

“It’s time. Follow me.”

I was about to follow Abigail into the controlled area when a scooter burst out from behind.

Taeyang Kim… !”

A woman wearing a pink helmet.
It was Michaela Lewis.

She hurriedly got off her scooter and ran all over.

“You’re saying you’re going to die anyway after being told that?!”
“Ha? Who keeps dying?!”

I didn’t know you would follow me this far.
Mika Lang hasn’t made any progress yet, so why is she obsessed with her?

“Michaela? What’s going on here?”
“Sister. You misinterpreted the revelation. The man mentioned in the revelation is not Taeyang Kim!”
“…”

Abigail seemed intrusive about talking about revelations in the open.
She just shut her mouth and ignored Michaela’s words.

There was no room for persuasion.
Mika grabbed me again and stretched out.
She lowered her voice and held my hand tightly.

“If you really want to go… Just one answer before you go…”
“What are you talking about?”
“That… Some ears…”

Mika whispered in her ear.

“At that time, why were you with me in the pink room… Didn’t you have sex… ?”
“?”

No shit
Is it a problem that you didn’t have sex and ended it like a gentleman?

“Hey!! It’s more strange to eat like a dog for sex!! Are you asking me to eat it right now?! Yes?!!!”
“Hey, don’t talk so loud!! Don’t people get it wrong?! I’ve only come here for Kim Taeyang’s safety!!!”
“Do you think you’ll be tricked by saying that to a gyaru-nyeon to flirt with me?!”
“Gya, gyaru just do it because I like it! Go in and die or not, you decide!”

Mika screamed and then went back.

She looked back at the end and shouted.

“Ah! And check out the text!”

Message?

When she opened her smartphone, she saw a long text message from Mika.
It was all about Abigail’s technical features.

It seems that he was sent not to die.
Thanks, but it’s also useless.

“Kim Tae-yang. If you’re done dating, follow me.”
“Ah- I’m going now… Hey team leader, sow. But are you also a member of the Celestial Church?”
“… What then?”
“They say all female pigs in the Heavenly Church are virgins, is that true?”
“!”

For a moment, the ears of the team members perked up.
Abigail’s face flushed red.

“Isn’t it too low for a will… ?”
“Keukkeuk. A joke is a joke. I don’t think she’s going to kill anyone for asking if she’s a virgin… ? Oops! Enter the dungeon!!”
“Hey, wait!”

While they hesitated, they crossed the gate and threw it away.

According to Michaela’s intelligence, Abigail will try to kill me.
Her teammates don’t seem to know that far, so Abigail will try to keep me away from her team.

That’s why I entered the dungeon first.
I have a friend I need to summon beforehand.

“Scholia van Bloodos. She came at the call of the contractor.”
“A rotten sow. She starts playing now.”
“Theater?”
“Stay in hiding, and when I give you a signal, come out and pretend to be a monster.”

Schoola is so damn strong.
She is strong enough to block Seol Harin’s special move with one of her fingers.

Such a schoolla is my summoner.

“All you have to do is beat up my teammates moderately and then pretend to punish me. Do you understand?”
“You have debt, but having to play a losing game is unacceptable. I am an honorable dragon!”

Sounds like an honor…
On the subject of flirting with me in hell…

“After I die, I will have sex with you once.”
“3rd time.”
“Episode 2. No more.”
“Hmmmm… Good night.”

Schoola smiled contentedly and hid in the grass.
A rotten smell lingered in the place where she left.

Although the thought of having sex with Schoola after death makes her dizzy…

Ghost Kim Taeyang will take care of that.

It’s not my business!