Chapter 122 – Episode 122 It’s So Funny How These Idiots Are So Moved by Their Applause! Am I Saving Naive Bitches Who Have Never Been Saved in a Mess?!
Episode 122 It’s so funny how these idiots clap their hands because they’re moved! Am I saving naive bitches who have never been saved in a mess?!
The rankers whispered about my declaration of war.
“What do you mean by that?”
“That guy is famous for stealing the constellation and having sex with him.”
Hmm…
It’s true that the Constellation is stolen, but it’s not for the sake of sacrilege… ?
“Because you were flicking your tongue while watching my cactus? What do you think Seoninjang is doing? He’s clearly a psychopath.”
“Are you excited to see Seoninjang, who is not even in a female body? What kind of taste do you have… ?”
“Because the world is wide and there are many perverts.”
It’s not me that’s lewd, isn’t it in your head?!
– Taeyang Kim’s language was too vulgar to say…
Kuma, who had been listening quietly, suddenly jumped out.
Loyal Kuma is a style that can’t get over the fact that her friend is framed.
“Hey! Did you say anything?! Aren’t there people who can get excited by seeing cacti?!”
“?”
But Kuma always tripped over…
“A cactus with so many thorns… Obviously mature? It must feel like that! It looked quite human with arms on either side… Such a small and cute cactus, enough to feel the sexual attraction… !”
Kuma hitting the deterrent shield.
What she returned to her were the contemptuous glances of her peers.
“Kuma? What the hell does that mean… ?”
“Senior Kuma… It looks like a real pervert…”
“Oh no! It’s not that I’m like that, it’s just that Taeyang is on his side… !”
“There’s no way Taeyang gets excited when he sees a cactus, right? There must have been some misunderstanding.”
“Yeah, that’s right… !”
Kuma crouched behind her, her face reddened.
Anyway, there is one thing you need to know.
At that moment, I felt the building shake slightly.
A vibration passed through her feet.
“A monster, a monster… !”
“Isn’t it over?!”
Monsters swarmed from all directions around the lobby.
“Too many… !”
The rankers, who were taking their time, moved swiftly.
There were so many enemies.
Calling it a ‘tutorial wave’ is a bit excessive.
“Yaya! Private sows!! Hurry up and move!!!”
“Hey… !”
The most vulnerable were, of course, non-awakened ones.
Sure enough, one of them got hit and fell.
“Quaaaaagh! Please save me!!”
And at the same time with that scream.
Aaaaah——————!
“?”
The monsters are gone.
Literally, in front of your eyes! And disappeared
“What is this… ?”
“What happened?”
“Clear… Is it?”
Immediately after that, a system window appeared in front of my eyes.
It was a window that anyone could see.
[Wounded: 1/1]
[Tutorial wave goal achieved!]
[All monsters are reset.]
“Achieve the goal?”
“The goal of clearing is to make injured… ?”
Even the rankers were somewhat bewildered.
Not even that.
Because it’s an uncommon rule.
Seol Ha-rin, who had returned from helping people, asked with a serious expression.
“You. Did you notice?”
“Ha? Are you sure? This dungeon is a dungeon that encourages riots.”
The rules of the dungeon are simple.
Waves start at regular intervals.
There are two ways to clear a wave.
Either fight until the monsters don’t appear, or reach your goal.
That goal is the tricky part.
1 injured in the tutorial.
In other words, it means that the moment one of our people gets hurt, it clears.
So what about the next wave?
[First wave]
[Goal to achieve]
[Death: 0/1]
[Remaining time: 11 hours 59 minutes]
“As expected, he is dead.”
“Aren’t dungeons originally evil?”
1 death.
If only one person dies, you can easily move on.
Or a handful of heroes fighting for their lives.
“This is a trap.”
“Aren’t you quick-witted too?”
“Joy. Of course… Dungeons are meant to eat us bit by bit. If we fight passively with the thought, ‘I don’t have to die,’ there will be victims, and as the wave continues, our power will weaken.”
Seol Ha-rin is also smart.
Judging from the fact that he noticed the design of this dungeon at once.
However, it seems that analyzing the human mind is another area.
“I’m glad though. Since there are high-level rankers together, I can clear it without difficulty.”
Personality is not proportional to ability.
It is a truth that can be easily understood when we see high-ranking people doing everything with national money and being shameless without a word of apology.
The same goes for the heroes here.
This dungeon stimulates human selfishness,
This place is full of selfish people.
On the other hand, Lena was better at understanding human psychology than Seol Harin.
“You’re stupid?”
Lena appears out of nowhere and provokes with a rotten smile.
Seol Harin’s face hardened coldly as she looked at her.
“… Introduce yourself?”
“What. Didn’t you see that we were wasting time saying we wouldn’t fight? Do you think that high-level rankers are all people who risk their lives to fight?”
“Yeah, of course…”
Seol Ha-rin, who turned her head, stopped talking.
It was because the rankers were fighting with the guild leader.
“What kind of people do you think rankers are? These are people who are frantic about raising their ransom. It takes really overwhelming skills to rise to the S rank without making that much fuss.”
“…”
“They will demand more money, more rewards. You must be thinking that now is a great opportunity.”
“I can still convince you… ?”
Seol Ha-rin forced herself, as if her pride was hurt by being called an idiot.
She was not like her, and she probably soon regretted it herself.
“I thought you were pretty smart when you were in Hell… It must have been my mistake.”
Lena smiled at the thought that she had been punched.
Seol Harin was quite shaken.
He gritted his teeth and rattled them, then emphasized by flicking the ‘name tag of a candidate for filial piety’ attached to his chest.
“When it comes to concubines, you give me a straight answer…”
“You are a ‘candidate candidate’, not a ‘faithful one’. Did you forget her bad hair?”
“You… !”
“Yaya!! Stop!!!”
I barely stopped it because I thought it would turn into a bigger fight if I left it as is.
When are Seol Ha-jeong and Chloe coming?
They say the two of them are needed to have a buffering effect!
“Is that enough?”
At that time, the guild leader and rankers approached us.
The representative is Jeong Yi-sol, not the guild leader.
He was the hero of ‘Seoninjang’.
“We’ve decided.”
“Ha? What do you mean?”
“I decided to choose a ‘scapegoat’ from among civilians or beginner heroes.”
“Wow…”
At those words, people including the staff were greatly agitated.
It was a word that couldn’t help but be shaken.
You’re a victim
Would you rather give up a normal person than fight a monster?
“You are heroes! Don’t you have a duty to fight to protect the citizens?!”
“Because not only your lives matter, but mine too? Do you know what an invincibility cheat is for an S rank ticket? Confronting monsters is a life-and-death matter for us, too.”
“Wow…”
What… That’s not wrong.
But isn’t it a bit harsh just because you’re holding someone else’s life in your hands?
“Is someone like you a hero?!”
“Guild leader! Are you really going to leave it like this?!”
“If you report it to the media, it will be a big controversy!!”
Obviously it will.
If you can get out of here, that is.
Park Hee-yeon stepped forward to calm the agitation of the staff.
“Everyone calm down! It’s not like I’m handing someone over!!”
“Then… ?”
“All heroes will fight. But I can’t do my best. We have absolutely no information about this dungeon. We need to conserve our energy for the future. For that reason… In case of emergency, we must decide who will sacrifice for all of us…”
“What is a similar poem?”
“Doesn’t that mean you’ll abandon us after all?”
“Are you going to sacrifice civilians without fighting with all your might?!”
“This is ridiculous!!”
“If you were the guild leader Park Choong-hyeon, you wouldn’t have tolerated this!”
“Now. Everyone shut up, whether it makes sense or not, it’s what we decided to do, so we’re doing it that way. That it’s already over. So you guys decide who will be the scapegoat.”
“…”
The words of the guild leader and Jeong Yi-sol were not wrong.
It may be the most effective strategy.
But that’s how it is with the heroes.
Wouldn’t the person who was chosen as the scapegoat feel unfair and their hands and feet would tremble?
Besides, rankers will make a lot of money if they leave here, so why should citizens bear the risk?
“Wow… It’s such a cruel reality…”
Seoninjang on top of Jeong Yi-sol’s head.
She said as her body trembled.
“But it’s inevitable for an efficient attack… Seoninjang wants you to overcome this difficulty wisely… Hawah…”
It was something unusual.
An annoying comment that makes you want to check it out with the NTR solution!
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◆ Solution
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+ Seoninjang is saddened by the cruel situation!
+ Let’s appease her so that she doesn’t break her heart with her wisdom and bravery!
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As long as the plan is followed, Seoninjang can be sold easily…
“Hey. Did I warn you Don’t stick out your tongue while watching Seoninjang… !”
“Wow… You’re ashamed of Seoninjang…”
I think he rather likes to flirt… ?
Well anyway
Seoninjang is not important right now.
“Shut up, you’re a selfish sow that has been thrown into the garbage can.”
“What, what… ?”
“Because the scapegoat has already been decided.”
“I decided… ?”
In fact, it is a confrontational composition divided into two.
The guild leader and a handful of rankers.
And me, Kim Tae-yang and the keuts.
In other words, if I had to choose a scapegoat, I, the leader of this group, should have chosen it.
As I turned around, people hurriedly averted my eyes.
“You… Wouldn’t it be nice to go through a meeting about this?”
“I am of the same opinion, Taeyang. Of course, it is most reasonable to choose an inferior female and sacrifice it, but public opinion must be taken into account…”
Seol Ha-rin and Lena must have been very worried about me.
But don’t worry.
I’m a genius who has played thousands of hours of yagame!
“The victim I have chosen is…”
Everyone noticed me.
Fear and tension on the faces of the civilians,
Curiosity was on the faces of the rankers.
I smiled and reciprocated their expectations.
“This body, Kim Taeyang.”
“?”
The scapegoat I chose is me.
“Hey. Don’t joke around and talk straight. If things don’t go well, we’ll either break the victim’s leg or knock him out and throw him to the monsters.”
“Keukkeuk. Are you a female pig who has been disqualified as a human with the lowest humanity? Even the monster will stick out his tongue after seeing you.”
“…”
No victims will be thrown.
Because I will make it
Then there is no reason to point out someone else as the victim.
Then, Abigail climbed onto the desk and shouted.
“Everyone!!! Did you see it?! Did you hear?!!! Leader has once again pioneered the path of sacrifice!!!! His determination to never put his followers in danger!!! He has that honest and sincere heart that he will do his best as a hero to protect us all!!!! This is our teacher!!!! Our god!!!! It is Kim Tae-yang, the leader!!!!!”
“…”
Her speech was, of course, over-emotional.
No so…
Doesn’t it work because you talk so pseudo?
You can’t speak more normally… ?
But, unexpectedly, applause was heard.
Mate mate…
“Mr. Kim Tae-yang. Thank you…”
It wasn’t even the sow that greeted me.
He wasn’t even a member of the Sun Church.
He was a civilian, just an employee.
He sincerely thanked me.
Clap clap clap-
“You are a true hero!”
“If there is anything we can do, we will do it!”
“Long live Kim Taeyang!!”
“Hurray!!!”
The applause spread widely.
More than 400 people called me and cheered.
It was sincere.
Whether it’s brainwashing or delusion… It wasn’t like that, but they were people who sincerely supported me.
I expected it to be like this.
It is also correct that it was intended.
But I feel really good when I get applause… ?
“Keukkeuk. It’s so funny how these crappy bastards are so moved that they clap! Could it be that this is your first time being saved by a hero? Am I saving naive bitches who have never been saved in a mess?! Hey!!!”
I can only express it with these lines, but… Good anyway!
“Kim Taeyang.”
It was Park Hee-yeon, the guild leader, who called me.
“What?”
“From now on, solo actions are prohibited.”
“Ha… ?”
“Follow the orders of Jung Yi-sol, our commander. It will have a much better chance of survival that way.”
All in all, Jeong I-sol… ?
To say the least, even if she takes over the bread, she’s not strong enough to be strange.
But I have no intention of following her.
I wonder if I put her under her.
“Hey!!! What nonsense is that?! This body doesn’t follow female commands!!!! This body commands females!!!!!”
For some reason, at that point, Lena replied in a very thrilled voice, “Yes!”
“It’s none of my business what the disqualified human pigs do with their personality, so do it on your own!!!!”
“Wait a minute! If we don’t join forces, the battle will be even more difficult!”
“Ha?!! Then you guys come under me!!!!”
“Under…”
Park Hee-yeon lost her words.
“Guild leader. Leave it alone. That way, only they lose.”
“Now is not the time to count losses! In order to avoid deaths…”
Anyway, the deal is over here.
We are now divided into two factions.
A ranker faction led by Jeong Yi-sol.
Kim Tae-yang faction led by me.
The end of this fight is clear.
Rankers do not fight with all their might.
The Kim Taeyang faction will fight with all their might, but it is not enough to stop the monster.
In the end, there will be deaths on our side, and with that, the wave ends.
As long as the wave continues, and as long as I don’t change my attitude, this flow will continue.
In other words, as long as I don’t bend, it’s a fight where only we lose.
“But, sun. Are you really okay? We can’t protect all civilians by ourselves…”
But I am a person who cannot structurally lose money.
Being a possessor, you know all the settings and developments, so how do you lose money?
“Yaya! Urine sow! You dare to doubt me?!”
I lightly grabbed Lena’s collar.
“Oh no! It’s not like that, I’m worried…”
“Don’t meddle unnecessarily, hold back your pee… !”
“Yes… ♡”
He calmed Lena down by playing pee-holding.
Because she is happiest when she holds her pee.
Anyway…
That’s when Pomi came back.
“Chuin!!!”
Bomi appeared with a large spear in her mouth and arms full of arms.
Her eyes were twinkling and her tail was spinning like a propeller, as if she was saying ‘quickly give me a compliment!’
Seol Ha-jeong and Chloe also followed after that.
As expected, both hands were full of weapons and artifacts.
“I swept all the places Taeyang said.”
This dungeon has two strategies.
If soothing and uniting rankers is the usual way,
The hidden route is to find hidden artifacts and arm 400 civilians… !
“Suge- There’s a lot more fucking than I thought, right?”
“Pomi found everything, even the buried ones.”
“Now, everyone, gather in front of me! We will distribute weapons and begin tactical training!”
Chloe calls the civilians together.
As the situation progressed, the rankers’ complexion changed.
Most of them had become dull like cement, but some constellations were showing curiosity towards us.
“Wow… Seoninjang is surprised by Taeyang Kim’s wisdom…”
Outstanding insight and leadership!
Seduce the Constellation with it!
At the decisive moment, rob the constellation en masse through pheromone perfume!
Eventually, those disqualified human rankers will be instilled with sticky toughness and will turn them into polite sows… !
I’m going to make Justice the real Justice… !!!