Chapter 130 – Episode 130 Hey! What the Hell Is This Year?! As Soon as I Met Them, They Said They Would Fight Like Crazy! What Egg Machine Gun Is That?!
Episode 130 Hey! What the hell is this year?! As soon as I met them, they said they would fight like crazy! What kind of egg machine gun is that?!
Have you ever imagined being alone on an alien planet?
It’s a scary imagination.
I can’t get any help, and I can’t go back to the original world.
Complete social disconnection.
Fear of isolation
The fear that the heroes put into the dungeon feel will be equivalent to being lost in space.
Heroes who have been resurrected from a situation where they want to die without moving often use this expression.
– I was born again.
Park Hee-yeon probably felt the same way.
“Kim Tae-yang… !”
She hugged me tight
It seemed like she was crying and crying while being hugged.
Life and death.
How many times have you crossed that boundary?
If you think about it, Park Hee-yeon must have had the biggest change of heart in this dungeon.
I decided to comfort her.
“Hey! Are you really crying?! Isn’t it disrespectful for a grown woman to procrastinate!! This bitch is funny!!!”
… Let’s call it our own consolation.
“Hey. Guild Master. I know you’re happy to be alive, but isn’t it rude to be hugged by your master like that?”
Seol Ha-rin, who put her hand on her waist, shot at me.
“Haven’t you ever thought that interfering with Taeyang over everything was presumptuous?”
Lena appeared later and pointed out.
Their gazes collided and sparks flew.
After all, these two are related like different races that cannot be mixed… ?
Still, I can’t give up like this.
I’ll try to promote friendship with the heroines on my upcoming vacation.
“Sunshine. Sorry. Excuse me…”
Park Hee-yeon didn’t treat me badly anymore.
“Will you follow me for a moment?”
“Ha? What?”
“You must… This is the person I need to meet.”
Her eyes were somehow clear.
It’s so clear that it feels scary…
Well, I won’t do anything stupid to the life saver.
The place we were guided to was none other than the guild manager’s room.
At that point, I thought I knew who I was going to meet.
“Hey! What is this super cute ant?!”
There was an ant farm in the guild room.
As Chloe said before.
“These are Anthus. It’s a constellation of uniqueness that contracts with stocks.”
Anthus.
Stock god.
Constellations in the shape of ants, a race whose share price is the power of the constellation.
From what I’ve heard, there are several groups that share the same fate as stocks.
The delisting would soon be like the death of an Anthus kingdom.
“I was convinced when I saw Taeyang in the dungeon. Taeyang will be the true leader of our Justice.”
“Hey. The guild leader is four years old?”
“Yes. But I need the sun’s help. The same goes for these Anthus now.”
Heeyeon Park pointed at the breeding grounds with a wink.
She seemed to say hello to the ant.
I looked inside the kennel.
“Woohyo~ I found a queen ant that looks like it will be able to lay eggs well because its head, chest and stomach are fucking strong-☆”
“Kit… ?!”
Queen Anthus.
The guy definitely looked like an ant.
The same goes for the normal Anthus next to it.
The decisive difference from ants was behavior and language.
“My sun… !”
“Sun… ? The sun that the Lord is playing with?!”
“I’m dying!!!”
Are these little ants looking for news about me?
Anthus seemed to recognize me.
The real incident happened after that.
“Everyone! I overcame the guild dungeon incident!”
“Good luck?”
“It’s cheap! 0 casualties! It was led by Taeyang Kim!!”
I don’t know what kind of mechanism it is, but the Anthuss had their own information system.
Seeing them chattering about good and bad news in real time, it is no different from the common stock worms on the Internet.
And I became their Milon Musk.
“Taeyang hyung!! Is it now?! Can I buy it now?!!!”
“Kim Taeyang is copying the money!!!”
“Full purchase, go aaaaa!!!”
The ants suddenly started to roar.
The guys who looked like they were all dying stood up all at once and walked in a row with a spirit of ‘zero car zero car’.
The biggest change was Queen Anthus.
“Ong clothes… ! The stock price soared so rapidly that it fell… ! I like it because my wallet is full.
She flipped her belly over and gave her strength with an ‘Omg!’.
Popopopopopopong-!
Then, Anthus eggs started pouring from the bottom of the ship… !
“Sah, it’s spawning!”
Park Hee-yeon, who was watching from her side, covered her mouth.
I’m not sure why I’m so surprised, but it’s probably not a bad sign anyway.
“Hey! What the hell is this year?! As soon as I met them, they said they would fight like crazy! Isn’t it a very funny year?! What kind of egg machine gun is that?! Hey!!!”
Pong pong pong pong pong pong!
“Five grains! Ong oh oh oh-♡”
In the meantime, Queen Anthus’ spawning did not stop.
“The last spawning of Anthus was 5 years ago! Thanks to Taeyang, our guild will become even stronger!”
Because it is a constellation that is parasitic on stocks, it cannot give me stigmata.
It helps though.
Justice is soon to be the Sun Bridge!
Because it meant that the unity of the members of the Solar Church would also become stronger.
In addition to that.
It will also help prevent spoiled rankers from leaving.
“Sun! A bunch of reporters came!”
Chloe, gasping for air, shouted.
“Why are you making such a fuss?”
“I’m afraid the rankers will say harsh things!”
“Ah, no need to worry about that. Because I ‘educated’ them all… !”
Rankers who almost lost the constellation.
It’s obvious that the frightened rankers are giving nice interviews.
But if you’re satisfied with that, you’re not Kim Taeyang.
How does the blonde tanning bully do it?
Stealing the other person’s woman!
Knead it to your heart’s content and make it to your liking!
The taste of showing off the stolen woman to everyone!
“Hey. Sow. Bring it.”
“Yes.”
Seol Ha-rin took out the prepared item and placed it on my hand.
“That, that… !”
Park Hee-yeon’s pupils trembled when she saw the object.
“Keukkeuk. Don’t tremble? I’ll pierce it without pain!”
Heeyeon Park.
I must engrave on your body that this guild has become mine!
*
It was not long after Justice had overcome the dungeon.
Reporters came in.
He didn’t care about the stability of the heroes.
“Interview please!”
“Give me a minute!”
Of course, it was rankers who became the first priority for interviews.
“Jeong Yi-sol!!”
“… !”
Reporters surrounded Jeong Yi-sol and bombarded them with questions.
“It was an unprecedented situation for the entire guild building to become a dungeon! How are you feeling right now?”
“Very good!”
“I understand that the non-awakened ones were also caught up in it, are they all right?”
“Very good!”
“Is it true that it ended without a single death?”
“Very good… !”
“?”
There was only one thought in Jeong Yi-sol’s head.
‘If I hate Kim Taeyang, I’ll be fucked!’
She was deprived of her own constellation, Sage Jean.
Instead, Kim Taeyang promised a new 9-star constellation match.
She didn’t know if he had that ability, but for now she had no choice but to believe it.
The situation of other rankers was not very different.
“Who is the hero who showed the greatest performance in the dungeon?”
“Kim Taeyang! I am Taeyang Kim!!”
“?”
Kim Tae-yang is a dictator.
What if I stumble or go against his will?
‘The Constellation will be stolen!’
Unrelenting retribution will descend.
Of course, Kim Taeyang never said he would retaliate.
They just got scared and thought so…
Somehow, a competition broke out between the rankers who were paying attention.
“Hero Taeyang Kim flashes in the east and in the west! He held the world in his control, and saved us by tying a thousand li into one sword with the axial method… !”
“No… Does that make sense? Taeyang Kim is a first-year cadet, right?”
“Ugh! How dare you insult our leader!! Apologize!!!”
“Suryong? After all, you guys were brainwashed by Kim Taeyang!”
It’s just that there were bad rumors going around.
Justice human ranch theory.
It was a conspiracy theory that Kim Taeyang brainwashed the heroes of Justice with his big cock and turned them into livestock.
“The Justice ranch theory was true!!!”
“Everyone has been brainwashed!! It’s pickled in the pleasure of a big cock!!!”
“Fucked Justice!!!”
In the midst of such an astonishing atmosphere.
A courageous journalist came forward.
“I’m Yuna Byun, a reporter from the Women’s Daily.”
“Toilet… ? I beg your pardon?”
“Do you have a toilet. ‘Byun’ is my mother’s surname and ‘Ki’ is my father’s surname.”
“How can a person’s name be toilet…”
“Do you have any problem?”
“Oh, no… Please ask. Reporter Byun Gi-yuna.”
Revealing her last name as Byunggi, she cleared her throat slightly in a bad mood before continuing her words.
“Mr. Taeyang Kim is known to be a misogynist, did he continue to make discriminatory remarks and actions against women even inside the dungeon?”
“Not at all, reporter Byeon Gi-yuna. Hero Kim Tae-yang was fair and fair, and he supported all of us with his outstanding leadership and military force.”
“It can’t be! You must have degraded women by saying bona mana and sows! Answer straight! Women all over the world are watching!”
“No, well, there was no gender discrimination, Ms. Toilet!”
“Toilet is my last name and my name is Yuna! I can’t! I need to see with my own eyes what is going on inside the guild!!”
“Huh? Stop this guy!”
That’s how the lobby of the guild building became a mess.
“Everyone stop!”
Then the sound of high heels rang.
It was the appearance of Justice’s guild leader and the person in charge of this situation.
“Park Hee-yeon, guild leader… !”
“Turn the camera!”
The camera follows the issue.
It was only natural that Park Hee-yeon’s appearance drew all of her attention to her.
“Everyone calm down. I’ll explain everything.”
Click-click-
The camera flash went off incessantly.
Even in the midst of her clutter, she changed into a neat suit.
As for her appearance, she was not swayed by the dignity of the former guild leader.
Her refined atmosphere overwhelmed reporters.
“It is true that Taeyang Kim saved us all. Also, there was no gender discrimination in the dungeon.”
Even if you say the same thing, the weight is different depending on who is saying it.
Park Hee-yeon is the one who takes responsibility.
Her remarks had weight.
That made her shock even greater.
“Also, I declare that I will delegate all authority to Taeyang Kim after this time.”
“What?”
“What is that… ?”
“Isn’t Taeyang Kim a professional manager?!”
Shocked reporters asked back.
Park Hee-yeon replied with a happy smile.
“I am not a manager. Because he is a god.”
“?”
“I also received the blessing to become Kim Taeyang’s servant. Look at this!”
Park Hee-yeon took off her clothes.
She wasn’t all loose.
She opened the front of her jacket and unbuttoned only the belly button of her shirt.
Then, a piercing appeared in it.
Dang dang dang-
The vulgar dangling belly button piercing reflected the brilliant light and showed off its grace.
“I am now Kim Taeyang’s sow… ♡”
Click click click click click -!
The reporters all fell silent.
I couldn’t even make a sound while filming Park Hee-yeon’s belly button.
‘Justice is fucked!’
The shock was only swallowing inwardly.
*
Justice stock fluctuated.
It’s because the whole of Justice is wrapped up in some kind of conspiracy theory.
The Justice Human Ranch Theory… ?
Who the hell is spreading such outrageous conspiracy theories?!
“Yaya! Guild leader sow!! Don’t be cheating and pull without recoil!!!”
“Nh oh oh ok… !”
“After exercising, drink all the protein shakes your body has made! For the time being, don’t eat food that people eat and eat only the food I gave you!!! Because I’ve been skinny and obese for 4 years, I have to fucking control my diet!!!!”
“Yes, yes, yes… ! Jeseong… Dot… !!”
A man who cares about the health of all guild members.
Shouldn’t it be called a paradise on earth, not a human ranch?
Anyway.
The guild’s control of the Sun Bridge has increased overwhelmingly.
99% of the guild members converted to the Sun Bridge.
Due to the dungeon conversion, not only the heroes but also all the employees became believers.
For that reason.
The Sun Bridge is preparing for another leap forward.
“Leader! Everything is ready! Come see the Festival of the Sun with our lowly sows!”
It was Abigail.
She’s been notifying me that she’s instituting something like the Day of the Sun and doing her first event of the year.
She actually told me not to because she thought it was a waste of money, but she didn’t listen.
Abigail considered my refusal a virtue of humility, so she was 200% impressed and prepared even more grandly.
What… Actually, nothing bad.
Bonding is my weapon.
If Justice becomes one and moves as a piece of chess, I will have a very big cheat key.
Let’s ignore the public opinion that it is a group of fanatics.
After all, when earnings go up, the stock price goes up.
“This is a gift prepared by our sows to commemorate the 1st Day of the Sun!”
Guild Gym.
In the middle of it stood something quite large.
“This is a statue of the leader made in an oversized size!!!”
The tent was lowered, revealing its identity.
A gigantic ‘Statue of Taeyang Kim’ appeared that could easily exceed 10m.
At the same time, the heroes who filled the gym cheered.
“Waaaaa!”
“Kim Taeyang! Taeyang Kim!”
“I am the leader… ! Love you!!!”
“…”
What the fuck is this
Scary. Stop.
“Please take a look here! Please!!”
“Kyaaaaa I’m dying!”
“I really love you. Thank you so much. For being born…”
Why are you making such a fuss?
Thinking about it, I think it must have been because of Anthus.
They must have used something like a stigma to increase their unity to a strange number.
Well, even if it looks like a pseudo on the outside, wouldn’t it be enough if the substance was sound?
“Now then, let’s start the 1st Leader’s Cup Pull-Up Contest!”
“Waaaaa!!!”
The budget spent on idolization ends with the statue.
From now on, I’m going to fucking train the Justice heroes.
That’s how Korea ranked first, of course,
I’m going to make it the number 1 guild in the world!!!
“Keukkeuk. Aren’t you all craving for a pull-up? What kind of pull-up genius are you? If there’s a pull-up competition, I’ll win a gold medal… I’m doing a pull-up competition here!!! Hey!!!! Everyone, pull it until it becomes muddy with the juice of your heart!!!! I will give the first-class female pig a priority dungeon assignment, and support various artifacts and veteran classes to raise her as a signboard hero of the guild!!!! Yes?!!!!”
Justice and the Sun Bridge.
The legend begins with health… !