Chapter 139 – Episode 139 I Also Want to Choo-Choo With My Dad’s Peppers~ Please Let Me Eat the White and Slippery Tadpole Jelly That Comes From the Peppers Until I’m Full~♡
Episode 139 I also want to choo-choo with my dad’s peppers~ Please let me eat the white and slippery tadpole jelly that comes out of the peppers until I’m full~♡
“Hello, good morning!”
“Ah, did you sleep well?”
When I open my eyes in the morning and come out to the living room, Seoninjang greets me.
She has become a cute flower pot in our house.
It is a great fortune to be able to see the super kawaii Seoninjang every morning.
Besides, there is something to learn from this guy.
Not only is she cute, but she even speaks beautifully.
“Hawaii~ It’s so nice to be a flower pot here~ The sunlight is warm like a mother’s embrace~ The soil is vibrant like spring filled with small lives~ The wind is as welcome as an old friend bringing good news~ “
“Kkkk. “The spiny sow bitch is so fucking cute.”
In many ways, does he have attributes that are completely opposite to Kim Tae-yang?
Anyway.
Seoninjang has adapted well to our home.
Seol Ha-rin, who was in charge of breakfast, was late, so we finished the meal simply with whole grain cereal and eggs.
As I warm up properly for the morning exercise, the women arrive one after another.
It is always Seolharin and Lena who compete for first and second place.
Today was the day Seolharin won.
“Hey sow. Why are you so late? “You ate breakfast alone?”
“Couldn’t you have asked Lena, who is good at cooking, to cook it for you?”
“…”
Was he upset?
I should praise you for improving your exercise posture…
“Sun! Did you sleep well? “Starting tomorrow, I’ll make breakfast for you!”
“Wait! It was just something I said! “I’ll make breakfast!”
It’s not uncommon for Seolharin and Lena to bicker.
As you watch it, Kuma arrives a little while later.
“Good morning!”
“Hey. “Are you here?”
“Uh, yeah… ! Wow, here we are… !”
“?”
Kuma became quite awkward with me.
It’s not really noticeable when I’m with other kids, but when I talk to them one-on-one, I always get this stiff.
“Royder sow. “Your muscles aren’t in great shape today, are they?”
“Haha… ! Is that so?! Maybe it’s because I can’t sleep… ?”
“Ha? “Why can’t I sleep?”
“Well, why are you asking that… ?!”
“Can’t I just ask?”
“If you think that I masturbate while thinking of you every night because I can’t forget having sex with you, you are sorely mistaken!!! I completely forgot about sex with you!!!! Of course, if you ask me to do it, I will do it again! But it’s not because I like you, so you don’t have to feel pressured!!!”
“?”
So, you’re saying you can’t sleep because you’re thinking about me and masturbating every night… ?
Even though I gave him a libido suppressant, he was like this.
I’ll be amazed.
Seolharin asked, glaring at Kuma.
“Senior. So you want to become a crony now?”
“What a cronyism! I’m not interested in that! Of course, if Kim Taeyang chooses me as his confidant, I will become his confidant! But that doesn’t mean I like Kim Taeyang, so there’s no need to feel pressured.”
“Kuma. “It would be best to stop there.”
“Shoes, Chairman!”
Kuma’s savior was a sublingual tablet.
When the mountain lion gets goofy and runs wild, she is the only one who can hold the reins.
“Well… I’m sleepy…”
Chloe is the last to arrive.
Chloe may seem insincere when she says she’s coming late, but she’s not.
These people are never late.
Everyone is coming at least 10 minutes earlier than they told us to.
“Ugh! Let’s start with squats!!”
“Keeeeek!”
“Hey! What are you going to do if you sound like you’re dying even though it’s just a warm-up?! Yes?!!”
In this way, a fruitful workout begins in the morning.
I feel at ease because I don’t think about anything when I exercise.
That seemed to be the same for heroines as well.
Except for Chloe, who enjoys it a lot…
“Senior Chloe. Don’t keep falling on the floor. “Because seniors sweat all over the place, the number of areas to be cleaned increases.”
“Oooh… ♡ Lower body… What the… ♡”
After exercise, it is the heroines’ responsibility to clean up.
In the meantime, I take a shower first and spend some time in the living room.
Although it was ‘free time’ before other schedules started, I had a personal schedule.
[Raising Asmo – Asmo is looking for her dad!]
They say we need to grow a lot of Asmo and throw it away… !
When I turned on the app, an event scene started.
An illustration of Asmo fiddling with her old keyboard appeared.
(Asmo acquired a suspicious keyboard in the dungeon.)
Asmo: What is this?
Asmo: Are you pressing the button… ?
Tadak-taddak-
(Asmo typed furiously on her keyboard.)
(Soon, the keyboard made a loud noise and a ghost appeared.)
(It was a ghost in the shape of a goblin shaman.)
Asmo: Wow! It’s a ghost! Ghost… !
?: Meeeeek! It’s a person! Person… !!!
Asmo: ?
(The ghost hid in the corner of the cave and trembled.)
(Asmo, curious, approached cautiously.)
Asmo: Hey… Who are you?
?: Me, I… He’s a keyboard witch doctor…
Asmo: Witch doctor?
?: That… Because I have social phobia… Please don’t come too close…
Asmo: Ah. Sorry.
(Asmo took a step back, and the ghost formally introduced himself.)
Witch Doctor Ghost: I am the ghost of this artifact… If you provide just a little magic power, you can use special powers.
Asmo: Wow. What kind of power is it?
Witch Doctor Ghost: It will allow you to communicate with players outside…
Asmo: Conversation? Can we still have a conversation?
Witch Doctor Ghost: No, it’s different… Conversation through keyboard voodoo will be freer… How is it? Would you like to try… ?
Asmo: Um… What should I do?
[Would you like Asmo to supply mana to the witch doctor?]
[Asmo’s magic power –5]
[※ Mana supply can be stopped at any time.]
I was given a choice.
I didn’t like the fact that Asmo’s magic power was being drained.
However, there was no need to worry because you could stop at any time.
Asmo: Yes! I’ll do it!
Witch Doctor Ghost: Chuckle… Thank you…
(Asmo wanted to get closer to her dad, so she decided to make a contract with her ghost.)
(Keyboard witch doctor accepted mana…)
(※ You can now freely chat with Asmo.)
Oh. Free chat!
I won’t hurt Asmo’s feelings by spouting nonsense that has nothing to do with my intentions!
We started chatting right away.
Me: Hey, dutiful sow. You got some good stuff, right?
Asmo: Dad! Why has it been so long since I came here! You waited!
Me: Hey hey. Do you think others will misunderstand if they hear it? Didn’t you come last night too?
Asmo: Haha
Asmo: What should I do if I keep wanting to see it?
Asmo is very strict.
Even though I am raising Asmo almost every day and night these days.
As a result of diligently ‘enlarging’ Asmo, his current level has become 4.
Although the leveling up speed is slow, I am satisfied because the effect of leveling up by 1 level is significant.
Sechoi daughter!
Grow strong!
Grow strong and kill Asmodeus, the final boss who threatens this abbe… !
Will my children’s farming be successful? ?!
Well, it’s okay if Asmo can’t defeat her main body.
Asmo is still strong.
Just having her as a colleague is a great help.
Asmo: But Dad…
Asmo: Are you not going to tell me today again?
Me: Ha?
Me: What do you mean?
Asmo: Before…
Asmo: Who was the sister who had sex in front of Asmo…
(Asmo’s body shrank.)
(Asmo became depressed.)
(There is only one depression stack left before falling into the status abnormality ‘Depression’…)
Asmo remembers having sex with Chloe.
At that time, I opened the app while trying to humiliate Chloe and raise Asmo.
I thought Asmo wouldn’t be able to see me…
Unexpectedly, Asmo found out that I was having sex… !
Me: You can see me in that too?
Asmo: I can’t see it clearly.
Asmo: Just the color of the hair… ?
Me: I didn’t know you were watching?
Asmo: Asmo was really surprised at that time…
Asmo: I didn’t know that my dad would do that with another woman in front of me…
Asmo: Asmo… Am I just a nuisance to my father? ?
A trash dad who showed me having fun with a girl outside of his house in front of my daughter who was only looking at me!
That’s me… !
In fact, it’s a strange relationship where Asmo unilaterally claims to be my daughter, and there’s no reason for me to end my relationship with the woman because of Asmo…
Anyway.
I need to lighten Asmo’s mood.
Because she’s so fucking strong.
Me: Hey! Who is just annoying?!
Me: I’ve never seen a sow as kind and dutiful as you?
Asmo: Really… ?
Asmo: Then are you going to have sex with me too, Dad?
Asmo: I also want to choo-choo with my dad’s peppers~ Please let me eat the white and slippery tadpole jelly that comes from the peppers until I’m full~♡
(Asmo felt relieved.)
(Asmo’s energy +1)
(Asmo’s self-esteem +1)
(Asmo’s personality +1)
(Relationship with Asmo +3)
“…”
The dialogue is a bit harsh, but since the stats have increased, it’s okay… !
“You. “You didn’t forget to attend the sponsoring company meeting today, right?”
“Hey. “You’re leaving now?”
Raising Asmo is quite fun.
Se-choi’s daughter’s flirting toward me is a bit burdensome, but since it’s basically a game, if you hold on to it, time flies by.
Asmo: Are you leaving already?
Asmo: ㅠㅠ
Me: Hey. I’ll come back in the evening, so don’t cry.
Asmo: Yes!
Asmo: I’ll go to the dungeon by myself while I wait for my dad!
Asmo: Asmo will be a helpful daughter to her father! Otherwise, dad won’t give her sex and will try to abandon Asmo… !
Asmo: Asmo, I will do my best and become a dutiful daughter!
For some reason, it feels like he’s saying this on purpose…
Asmo this filthy bitch.
It seems like we are becoming more and more intelligent.
After finishing my preparations, I left the room.
The smartphone with ‘Growing Asmo’ installed was left face down on the living room table.
.
.
.
When I returned from my schedule, I was shocked.
It was because of Asmo’s condition.
(Asmo has no energy…)
(Asmo is scared…)
(Asmo is depressed…)
(Asmo has fallen into the ‘depressed’ condition.)
(All stats -30)
(Relationship with Asmo -30)
“Hey hey… !!!”
Why is this sudden lightning?
Even though I didn’t do anything, I’m in a bad state?!
Minus 30 is over the line!
Me: Hey dutiful sow!
Me: What the hell is going on?!
(Asmo, who was crouching in the cave, raised her head.)
(Asmo and her eyes met.)
(She found me and came running with her tears streaming down her face.)
Asmo: Ahhh! Dad!!
Asmo: Oh, my scary sister…
Me: Ha? Scary sister?
Asmo: Yeah…
Asmo: Someone told me something scary…
Me: What are you talking about?
Asmo: I don’t really exist…
Asmo: That’s why dad said he doesn’t really love me…
Asmo: Dad. Really?
Asmo: Don’t I actually exist?
I said something useless…
Who on earth is the scary sister?
Virtually all heroines were able to come and go in my house.
So there are five suspects.
Me: Hey. Don’t believe that nonsense.
Asmo: I don’t want to believe it…
Asmo: She’s so serious…
Asmo: Asmo I was scared…
Me: Do you remember anything?
Me: You can tell the difference between hair colors, right?
Asmo: I’m so shocked I don’t remember…
Asmo: Asmo is an idiot ㅜㅜ
(Asmo covered her head and blamed herself.)
(Asmo suffered a great shock and will likely have to work hard to recover for a while.)
(If we find out who did it and apologize, Asmo’s condition will likely be resolved more quickly.)
(Remaining recovery time: 7 days)
Find the culprit and make him apologize.
It was roughly like that.
You have to get rewards by conquering dungeons with Asmo.
Because of someone, I was put on suspension for a week.
No matter how much of a heroine you are, this is something you cannot overlook!
Sechoi’s daughter’s stats are important.
Anyway, the culprits are Seol Ha-rin, Seol Ha-jeong, Chloe, Lena, and Kuma… One out of five.
Who is the culprit?!