Chapter 15 – Episode 15 Ha-?!!! There’s No Way This Body Could Wear Something Like a Condom, Right?!!!!!
Episode 15 Ha-?! There’s no way this body could wear something like a condom, right?!!!!!
Spring has arrived.
Beautiful flowers were in full bloom on Ark Island.
After a few more months, desirable fruits will appear everywhere.
There is a reason why this place is uniquely rich.
This is because Ark Island was created as a dungeon phenomenon.
Ark Island, which was home to many monsters long ago.
Famous heroes were put in to subdue this place, and the screams of monsters and humans continued on the island.
Their bodies rotted away and made the land fertile,
Their spirits still roam around Ark Island.
Sometimes, a soul dwells in an ordinary object and grants it magical powers.
-Because of the setting, there were a lot of hidden items in the game.
I headed to downtown with Bomi and Seol Ha-rin to farm artifacts.
“Woohyo~ It’s been a long time since you’ve been in a downtown area, aren’t you in a good mood?!”
On the right is a female version of Pomi.
On the left, I am walking down the street in broad daylight wearing Seol Ha-rin.
“Bruise… It’s frustrating because it’s so small… Can’t I take it off?”
I borrowed Seol Ha-rin’s clothes for Bomi.
Because of the different sizes, Bomi complained of feeling stuffy.
Bomi’s breasts are so overwhelming…
“Hey. If you gain something, you lose something. Be patient if you want to look at people’s stuff. It is rude to enter the store in the form of a dog.”
“Beep… Okay. But it’s too hot…”
“I’ll buy you ice cream, so please be patient.”
“King♡”
Pomi is OK as long as it’s something to eat.
Meanwhile, Seol Ha-rin was as stiff as a stone in her neck.
“I-you don’t have to hug me like this.”
“Hey! What are you dissatisfied with saying that I will hold my slave?!”
“… Are you asking because you don’t know that?”
Seol Ha-rin looked around as if she was ashamed.
I was very conscious of people’s eyes.
There was not only an academy on Ark Island.
There are several facilities for using the fertile land or using the power of spirits.
Because of this, the population is quite large.
The downtown area was by no means small.
“Did you see the girls who just passed by?”
“Your face and body are all sick…”
“What on earth is that man doing with women like that around him… ?”
“As expected, women like men who are bullies.”
Showing off his woman like a trophy is Kim Taeyang’s instinct… !
The more people there are, the more I want to boast that Seol Ha-rin and Bomi are my girls!!
Of course, it’s an impulse that can be suppressed enough.
Still, there was a different purpose in holding them tightly together.
[Directing the NTR situation!]
[I got 5 coins!]
As expected, the NTR coin came in.
Men passing by the street ask, ‘Why is a woman like that being hugged by a guy like that… Thinking ‘?’ Is also included in NTR directing.
How easy it is to earn coins!
Lucky!!!
At that time, Seol Ha-rin said as if to point out.
“Didn’t you say that you came here to hunt?”
“Ha?”
“Walking with me, what kind of girl would pay attention to you? A tolerable woman would lose her will when she saw me.”
“Ha… ?”
You are so confident in your looks!
It’s the idea of a high-nosed aristocratic lady!
“So if I wanted to seduce a woman, she should have left me.”
“What are you talking about, you stupid sow! It means that I am not here to hunt for a woman!!”
“What is that… No, more than that, don’t call me a sow on the street…”
I wore orange sunglasses that I had tucked between my shirts.
Then he began to see mana flowing through the air.
Even if you know the perks in the game, it is very difficult to find the exact location in the game that has become a reality.
But with orange sunglasses, it’s even easier.
He followed the massive flow of mana.
Soon, I saw a familiar store I had seen in the game.
-Carrot Shop (adult goods store)
The spirits of fallen heroes and monsters can dwell anywhere.
And the identity of 〈 Academia 〉 is Yagem.
There are rather more artifacts on the trivial adult goods side… !
“Eh, to come to a place like this… ! You! I hope this was the intention from the beginning… !”
“Keukkeuk. Isn’t that natural?”
“Are you going to make fun of my ‘there’ with ‘it’ from the adult store?! Are you going to brag about your broken me to adult store customers and let them do ‘that thing’ when they see me?! The limits of your low quality are truly unimaginable!!”
“?”
For some reason, Seol Ha-rin’s imagination seems to be getting stronger day by day.
Is it because of the estrus of the drug addition?
For the time being, I will only eat pure supplements…
*
Sandy Alvarez was a female student in the same class as Taeyang Kim.
She also worked part-time at an adult goods store, ‘Carrot Shop’.
And among the many shops, why do you have to work part-time at an adult goods store…
Because this is her uncle’s shop.
Actually, it doesn’t matter what background Sandy came from.
It was important that a ‘big man’ visited the shop where he worked today.
Jjallang-
“Oooh~ It’s wider than I thought, isn’t it?!”
Hearing that voice, Sandy was startled for a second.
She enslaved Seol Harin, who was called the next swordsman.
The person responsible for causing the catastrophe at the entrance ceremony.
Recently, she even took down the leading manager,
He reigns as the leader of the poor children…
A bully who joined the ranks of legends within a week of entering school.
‘Kim Tae-yang… !’
It was Taeyang Kim’s voice.
Sandy instinctively hid in a corner, and her uncle greeted her guests instead.
“Come on. What… ? One man and two women… ?”
Even my uncle, who had been running adult products for a long time, was unfamiliar with such a harem combination.
“Looks like you’re here with your friends, right?”
“Hey brother! Where is the guy who brings his friends to a place like this?”
“Then… ?”
“This is my pet dog! This is my slave!”
“Oh oh. You’re a great person… ! Please feel free to look around. Heh heh heh.”
When I peeked out my head, Seol Ha-rin was ashamed and didn’t know what to do.
Sandy decided to hide in the warehouse for a while.
It seemed that nothing good would happen if he got involved with Kim Taeyang.
Moreover, the fact that she works here is a secret except for a few of her friends.
‘Let’s not get involved. If I get caught by that scary kid the wrong way, I’ll ruin my school life…’
It was the moment when I was about to enter the warehouse.
“Hey! Sandy!!”
“!”
“Didn’t you recognize it at once?! Kkeukkeuk.”
“Oh, hi… Do? But, how do you know my name… ?”
“Ha? Sandy Alvarez! We’re in the same class, how could we not know?!”
“…”
Usually, you should be happy if your friend remembers your name.
But Sandy wasn’t happy at all.
‘Because I’m scared, please don’t remember me… !!!’
Rather, he is afraid of the fact that Taeyang Kim knows his name.
Could it be that he was marked as a preliminary slave?
She was the one who trembled in the wings of her imagination.
“I didn’t know you worked here! You work part-time even on weekends, aren’t you pretty diligent?”
“Bye, don’t say anything…”
“But why are you showing respect and fucking?”
“It’s convenient… ! Can I recommend something good… ?”
Since I got involved like this, I had to score at least once.
Because I wanted to avoid being photographed by Kim Taeyang.
Sandy pulled out something popular with her young men and women.
It was an oversized dildo with a motorized function.
However, Taeyang Kim’s reaction was sluggish.
“Hey… ! No one is satisfied with something trivial like that!!!”
“Oh, sorry, sorry… !”
It’s a whopping 20cm dildo.
If this is trivial, how much bigger does it have to be?
I glanced at Seol Ha-rin.
She couldn’t even raise her head in shame.
“That’s it! I’ve been looking for everything, so don’t worry!”
“Yes… !”
It was Sandy who just wanted it to go like this.
At the same time, I was also curious.
What on earth did Taeyang Kim come to her uncle’s store to buy?
What kind of terrifying toy does a guy who has a constellation as a pet and Seolharin as a slave need?
The question was answered at the checkout counter.
“Hey Sandy. It is a calculation.”
“Yes!!”
Sandy moved quickly.
Unexpectedly, it was Lovegel at the checkout counter.
A basic love gel with nothing special about it.
The price was rather expensive for such a subject, so it was treated as a malicious stock.
“Really… Are you okay with this? It’s not very popular, and it’s a bit expensive…”
“Ha?”
“Oh no! Let’s count! It is 65,000 won aaa!!!”
Kim Taeyang stared at Seol Harin without taking out her wallet.
“Hey. Calculate.”
“I, buy it with my own money… ?”
“Then, whose money are you talking about? Yes?!”
“It’s great…”
Seol Ha-rin hurriedly took out her card from her pocket.
‘Wow… He’s a real trash man…’
Sandy was shocked to see Taeyang Kim like that.
It was such a horrific sight that I was tempted to tell my close friends about what had happened today.
Swoop-
Before completing the calculation.
Sandy held out some condoms from the checkout counter.
It was intended to promote safety in school life with trivial favors.
Because no one hates service.
“Ha? What is this?”
“Come on, service! I think you might need it!”
“Ha-?”
“You were too little, right? Actually, I was going to give you more! Here you go!!”
Sandy holds out a few boxes.
However, Taeyang Kim’s face became even more distorted.
‘What… ? Why do you hate it?!’
It was the first time Sandy had ever seen such a scary face.
To the point where the body freezes momentarily.
The hair all over her body stood on end.
“What the hell do you guys see me as?!!!”
“Um, whatever the problem… ?”
“There’s no way this body could wear a condom or something?!!!!!!”
“… !”
Girlfriends… No, does that mean it doesn’t matter if your sex partners get pregnant?
Is he a guy who enjoys playing with a lack of character, who sows seeds in the womb with a mating press and uses the morning-after pill as an excuse to beg for sex again?!
Or are you really thinking of making a baby?!
‘A man like extreme food waste… !!’
He didn’t even know he gave birth control pills to women, but he didn’t see it as a desirable thing for a man either way.
“Sorry!! Calculation is over!!!”
“Thank you~ See you at school~ Kkeukkeuk.”
“Yes! Goodbye! Goodbye, Harin!”
“…”
As they left the store, Sandy stretched like freshly scooped seaweed.
‘Why is such a dangerous guy in Ark… Is that also in the same class… ?’
Sandy became afraid to go to school.
*
It wasn’t until he left the adult store that he realized that the words were a bit odd.
He was saying that he wouldn’t have sex, so he wouldn’t have to wear a condom or something…
If anyone had heard of it, they would have misunderstood me as an irresponsible pleasure man who only enjoys no-con sex.
Well, anyway, I was satisfied because I got what I was aiming for.
[Pure Love Gel]
– A love gel containing the soul of a mummy.
-Absorbs magic power when applied to the skin.
– Evasion +3
At first glance, the love gel seems ordinary and expensive.
In fact, this is an artifact, and it was a limited fraudulent item that only exists in the early stages of the game.
To put it simply, this love gel is a “Absorption agent.”
It means a substance that absorbs mana.
Although the amount absorbed was not very large, considering that it was in the early stages, it was quite useful.
‘It’s especially useful in situations like one-on-one sparring.’
With this, it’s so easy to defeat the main character in the beginning!
If you try to suck the guy’s mana, he’ll collapse on its own.
I got the things I was aiming for, and I also earned a lot of NTR coins.
When I get back to the inn, I’ll check the NTR shop to see if there’s anything to buy…
But the shopping wasn’t over yet.
There are two more hidden items on this street that you can get early on.
“You… Where else are you going?”
“Stop talking and follow me. I have something to give you.”
“Come on, presents… ?”
Seol Harin’s eyes round at the word gift.
Beside him, Bomi jumped up and down, saying ‘I want a present too!’.
This is an expected reaction.
You never thought a man like me would give you a present.
The item to be obtained this time is not for me, but for Seol Ha-rin.
And this game is originally a game… !
That, too, is not an ordinary thing… !
“It’s here! A place to buy a present for your year!!”
Seol Harin arrives in front of the store.
Upon checking her sign, she froze on the spot.
“Hey, this is… ?!”
Her eyes shook violently.