Chapter 178 – Episode 178 Woohyo~ Spotted a Shiny, Plump Mole-☆ It’s an SSS-level Visual That You Can’t Resist Stroking and Massaging, Right?!

Episode 178: Woohyo~ Found a shiny, plump mole-☆ Isn’t this an SSS-level visual that you can’t resist stroking and massaging?!

I found out the place where the mole attacked me.
While searching the area, there was no sign of the mole coming out.

“Hey Bomi. “You couldn’t find it?”
“Master!! “This fruit is so delicious!!!”
“…”

Tsk tsk tsk tsk!

Bomi, who was brought here to look for moles, wandered around the mountains and ate wild fruits and raw chestnuts.

It’s not much help, but it’s cute so let’s take a look.

“Hey Kim Taeyang! “You said you were hiking and suddenly you sat down looking for a mole?”
“Ah, you’re a mole with a really nice body, right? Let’s find out and ask the secret of muscle growth?”
“Muscle growth… !”

The other heroines were busy with the constellation rental contract, so only Kuma was brought in.

Hearing the words ‘muscle growth’, Kuma became enthusiastic and started looking for her mole.

How many hours have passed…

When the sun was setting.

I found what looked like a kiwi stuck in the dirt.

‘It’s a mole!’

A cute face covered in glossy brown fur.
The sight of it sniffing mercilessly with its pointed nose was like that of a mole.

The mole event in the game was a kind of Easter egg.
When you find a mole on the mountain behind Ark Island, you are instantly sucked into the underground world… The elder mole smells the protagonist and silently presents an artifact.

Yes.
The mole event is a kind of joke taken straight from the Internet!

But I couldn’t let down my guard.
This is reality, not a game.
It is impossible to know what kind of background there may be for an event that seems like a prank.

I slowly approached the mole and squatted down.

“Woohyo~ I found a shiny, big mole-☆ It’s an SSS-level visual that I can’t resist stroking and massaging, right?!”

He stroked the mole with his large, clumsy hand.

Bboing Bboing-

The guy just seemed to accept the touch…

Quad dudddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddduk!!!!

In an instant, it raised its body and revealed its true body.

“You were caught by my cute appearance!! That’s right… !!!”
“Ha?”

The guy was definitely taller than me.
He is tall enough to not be overlooked even when he is next to NBA players.
The size and density of the muscles are comparable to that of a bodybuilder.

What’s really fraudulent is-

“Hey hey!!! What is this smashed ratio?!! It’s so funny that the body is so big and the face is smaller than a fist!!!! Are you born to make people laugh?!!! Hey!!!!!”

A huge amount of beef… !

I can’t help but laugh because of that crazy visual… !

“Grraaaaa!!!”

The mole must have been angry, so it let out a strange scream and covered my head with its large hands.
My head was completely covered by his long fingers.

※ Trivia common sense
A mole’s hands are very large and long, well developed for digging.

“You laugh at a mole, you fool!”

Sooooo!

He just dragged me and dug into the ground.

*

There was a large cave underground.
There was no light at all, so it was dark out in front.
Knowing this would happen, I took ‘medicine to improve night vision’.
The ‘Add Drug’ skill now has all kinds of special effects.

Slowly, my vision adjusted, and I was able to see the shape of the mole burrow.

The oysters were much bigger than I expected.
It looked like a large cave, not a tunnel with dirt being dug up.

Is it okay to make a hole this big underground?
If there’s an earthquake, wouldn’t the entire ground collapse?

It was a scale that raised such concerns.

“Hey. “It will walk on its own, so let it go.”
“!”

Subdued the arm of the muscle mole.
The guy seemed quite shocked to see that I was fine.

“I didn’t know you were still conscious?!”
“Ha? Why would you lose consciousness? “It just came into the ground, right?”
“… “Ordinary humans lose consciousness quickly due to lack of oxygen!”
“Ah, this body is not an ‘ordinary human’.”
“You are an outstanding warrior! That’s right… !!”

A mole that laughs and makes strange noises.
Because he was such a muscular man, his appearance looked even more bizarre.

“So where are you taking this body?”
“I won’t hurt you, so don’t worry, just follow me. “I will assure you that we are like warriors against warriors.”

It’s probably taking them to Elder Mole.
It was the best scenario if I could receive the artifact and get out of here like this.

However, life does not go as expected.

“Elder, elder. “I am a candidate.”

The elder mole was about 50cm tall and had ugly fur.
Like the warrior mole, it was humanoid, but was significantly shorter and had no muscles.
It looked closer to a goblin than a mole.

Even though the nose was just like a mole.

Sniff sniff.

The mole started to smell my groin.

“Hey hey. That’s only for human women? “It’s not something that a squat old man or a mole can dare to covet.”
“You are eliminated.”
“Ha?”

The elder mole gestured.
Then the muscleman moles caught me.

Is this the end?
You can’t leave until I give you the artifact!

“Hey! “Please explain something!!”
“We are looking for the one hero who will save the mole. He decided to hand over our treasure to the hero… But I don’t see anything heroic about you. Unfortunately, we are eliminated.”
“Ha?!! What can you see with those super-small eyes?!!
“Okay… Of course, moles have small eyes so they can’t see anything, but they do have other eyes. “It’s Cora.”

Even while he was saying that, the elder’s nose was constantly moving.

“You can’t see it with your eyes, but the smell of a wicked person is all over your body.”

That part stung me.
It’s not because I’m a villain.
Because he is the son of a demon god.

“Hey. Smell isn’t everything, right? This body is the body that will save the world. So, do you want me to hand it over to you in moderation?”
“That can’t be possible. “Because you won’t be able to save the world.”
“Hey hey. You can get it. “As long as you help me.”
“Sniff. It’s the smell of someone who can’t save the world…”
“Hey hey hey. “I must seek it.”
“No. “You can never save it.”
“…”

Should I threaten you with a sharp joint? ?

He was such a rude mole that for a moment I thought he was such a bad guy.

The guy continued.

“Smell says a lot. Starting with small things like what the other person ate for breakfast, whether they brushed their teeth, or whether they stopped by somewhere else… What kind of life have you lived so far? Did you live lazily at home, or did you wander around diligently? If you did move around, did you go out to play or look for food? “I can tell everything.”
“Ha? If that’s the case, then this body is perfect? Because I’ve been training harder than anyone else… !”

There wasn’t a single lie in what he said.

But the elder mole shook his head.

“Shall we go further? Some people have body odor that they can never get rid of. It is imprinted in our genes and we are born with it. Body odor that I inherited from my father and mother and cannot be washed away no matter how much I try… “That’s the kind of smell I’m looking for.”

He pointed at me with his long fingernail.

“You don’t smell like a born hero. No matter how you have changed afterward, you are an inherently evil person. He is also a weak person. “He may be able to attract the public’s attention for a while, but he cannot stand at the center of the world.”

It sounded like bullshit because he was talking about smells, but I understood what the elder said right away.

‘In the end, they can’t give it to me because I’m not the main character…’

Taeyang Kim is not the main character.
Rather, he belongs to the villains who harass the protagonist.

The same goes for his birth.
Son of Asmodeus.
This world’s final boss, the bloodline of the one who wants to ruin the world.

In other words, the elder was clearly seeing right through me.

“Hey. “What is the meaning of distinguishing between good and evil?”
“Of course, it may differ depending on your perspective. But we’re not talking to have a philosophical debate. “We just find our good.”

Even if I tried to blur the point, not a single finger would move.

This mole…
Logical to a seemingly funny topic… !

“Do you understand what I’m saying now?”
“Ah, it’s definitely like that, right?”

First, take a step back.
I could have taken down all of these guys and taken the artifact, but I decided not to become a villain.

It’s not because I have any particular beliefs or anything like that.
I was just stung by the elder mole’s words ‘evil person’.

“You have a question, right? “Why are you guys looking for a good person?”
“Because we are being exploited.”
“Ha? Exploitation?”
“Warrior. “Show this man the truth.”

The warrior mole seemed a little annoyed.

“But Elder… Is it really necessary to go that far?”
“This man is clearly a villain, but he has a strong sense that he wanted to be a good man. Maybe he can help a true good man and help the Mole Den become independent.”
“All right… Right…”

The warrior moved again following the mole.

As we passed through the complicated dirt road, the mole began to explain.

“As you may have noticed, we were originally just ordinary moles.”
“?”

I didn’t notice it at all!
Of course I thought they were monsters, but were they really moles?!

“One day, the devils gave us earthworms and other bugs. “We who took it without thinking were cursed to become mutant moles, unable to think and speak.”

Thinking and speaking are a curse…
I definitely feel that way sometimes.
When life feels too complicated.

“We, who have become intelligent beings, have been given a mission. “It was about condensing and transferring something called ‘holy power.'”
“Ha? Sexual intercourse?”
“It’s the power created during sexual intercourse. “They say that humans on earth are very good at making it.”

I thought it was just in case, but it happened as expected.
These were the minions of the demon god who processed holy power.
However, the fact that they were being forcibly exploited was different from what I expected.

“The moles’ shiny fur can protect them from wet dirt and sexual forces. Therefore, we can also process highly concentrated holy power.”

In one corner of the cave, moles were moving something that looked like slime.
Perhaps that is highly concentrated sexual intercourse power.

“Still… The danger of highly concentrated holy power was too great. There was an accident once. The holy power beads leaked out and exploded. In that accident, 1,000 moles died from injuries…”
“…”
“That’s why we wanted to get out of this. But the demons didn’t let us go. On the contrary, when there were signs of non-compliance, a poisonous snake named ‘Benoctal’ was sent to monitor us.”
“Hey. “Then, the independence you talk about means escaping from sexual condensation labor?”
“Yes. But in the long term, we have bigger goals.”

At that point, the warrior mole’s eyes glowed moistly.

“We want to break the curse and go back to being ordinary moles.”

I didn’t know moles had such trouble…

The elder is probably instinctively looking for Kang Joo-hyuk.
Because he is the main character of this world.

“We are looking for heroes. “He is the only hero who can solve all these disasters and curses.”
“Is sticking your head out of the dirt intentional?”
“Yes. We lure people with our cute faces and then take them to the ground and show them to the elders… Don’t feel too bad! “If you don’t smell like a hero, we’ll give you a bunch of bugs and send you back!”
“…”

Serving bugs is the worst…

I’m glad I wasn’t treated…

Anyway.

I found out about their situation roughly.

The biggest harvest was learning that they also wanted something.

“Hey. “Did you say that Benoctal is watching you guys?”
“Right. It is a very powerful poisonous snake. We formed a warrior group to fight him, but… “After losing once, we are reorganizing again.”

First, all you have to do is break the pot of a guy named Benoctal, right?
Then you will gain favor, and the elder’s reaction may change a little.

I just wanted to bring Kang Joo-hyuk, but that was difficult because the moles’ artifacts were bound items.
All I have to do is somehow gain the favor of the moles and make them believe that I am a true hero.

“Hey. “Is that Venoctal a female?”
“Why are you curious about gender? ?”
“You’re just asking? “Kkkk.”

The tongue naturally came out to greet me.

The mole seemed a little embarrassed, but answered.

“It definitely smelled like a female. When breeding season came, I used to become more nervous…”

Benoctal was a snake woman.
In fact, her gender didn’t matter.
Kim Taeyang’s mouth just moved.

I put my arm around the mole warrior.

“Woohyo~ Let’s go quickly! “To hunt a snake woman with a slippery body!!”
“?”

Of course, it’s not that hunting.

It really means ‘hunting’.

*

“It’s here… !”

Kuma holding a shovel.
She hurried up the mountain and explained it to Sublingual, Lena, and Chloe.

“This is where Kim Taeyang went missing! “Some muscle mole dragged Kim Tae-yang in!!”
“There are real oysters!”
“The sun is breathtaking!”
“Let’s dig it up quickly!!”

Sigh! Sigh!

The heroines’ digging has begun.

‘Rescue Kim Taeyang.’

That was the only thought.

It was then.

Heavy equipment appeared on a quiet mountain.

Kugugung-!

“W-what?!”
“Forklift… ?!!”

The identity was an excavator.
A lively voice rang out from the driver’s seat.

“Everyone get out of the way. That evil mole hole… I’ll dig it all up… !”

Seol Ha-rin’s eyes were half-turned.
She drove the excavator with rough hands.

Uuuuu!

The excavator began digging up the soil without mercy.

It was a war with moles.