Chapter 182 – Episode 182 Ha? Did You Even Find My Dick in the Ground?

Episode 182 Ha? Did you even find my dick in the ground?

“There’s no way you could have received something like that, right?”

Kang Joo-hyuk seemed to have rejected the artifact.
It was a very fortunate thing for me, but at the same time, it was unexpected.

“Why did you refuse?”
“Well, everything that little mole said was nonsense.”
“Nonsense?”
“They praised me as a hero who would save the world… Okay. It might have been a little different from others. Because he was a promising player selected by three 9-star constellations… But not anymore. No matter who you look at, there is a hero who will save the world.”

Kang Joo-hyuk looked at me intently.

It’s the eyes filled with excellence that are unique to the passionate protagonist.

“If there is someone truly destined to save this world, it would probably be someone like you…”

Hoo.
I never thought the grass would break this much.

Kang Joo-hyuk’s appearance was quite unfamiliar.
There have been many times when he felt intimidated after losing to me, but this was the first time he had such a resigned attitude.

‘Isn’t it resignation? ?’

Looking again, he seemed to understand why it looked awkward.
The guy wasn’t at the level of losing his temper or giving up.

‘This guy, the main character, Mulberry, has disappeared… ?’

In the past, whenever I met Kang Joo-hyuk, I sighed heavily.
This is because his eyes contained a madness that could not be found anywhere else.

What attributes do the main characters in boys’ comics have?

An optimistic attitude without any grasp of reality and perseverance without giving up.

It overwhelms those around it, either in a good or bad way.

Kang Joo-hyuk was also the main character in 〈Academia 〉, so he had those crazy eyes.

But…

‘My eyes have become normal… !’

The current Kang Joo-hyuk had extremely normal eyes.
Ordinary eyes, no different from Kim An-kyung or a rebellious man.
Even if I was among the extras, I didn’t feel like I would stand out much.

“Do you need that artifact? Then I’ll try to convince the moles… !”
“Kkkk. “Anchovy, you’ve become quite perceptive, haven’t you?”
“Haha… Thank you…”
“Do you really want to train with a ghost sow?”
“Huh, I would be grateful if you would allow it, but… It would be better to wait until you and Planzel are ready…”

I never thought Kang Joo-hyuk would fall apart like this.

Actually, from my point of view, there is nothing bad about it.
The plan to develop Kang Joo-hyuk was wasted due to the advance of the Demon God, but that doesn’t mean he didn’t have a role to play.

‘The last hit must be made by the protagonist.’

No matter how his eyes have changed, it is an undeniable fact that Kang Joo-hyuk is the main character of 〈Academia 〉.
Even if I am the one who beat up the demon god, erasing the demon god from this world is something that only Kang Joo-hyuk can do.

Currently, Kang Joo-hyuk is not hostile to me.
Furthermore, they are trying to depend on me.
So, it might be a little easier when dealing with demons.

“Hey. What a sow. “Follow me?”
“Ha… “Where are you going?”
“If you recover completely, won’t you have to pay for the treatment?”
“Treatment costs… ?”

The time has come to go get the artifact.

Let’s sacrifice the snake woman as wealth and leave here!

*

“Dae, what on earth are you doing?”
“You brought Venoctal all the way here… !”
“Grraaaaa!”

The moles guarding the elder generally reacted angrily.
It seems they were very angry that they brought Benoctal to their hideout.

“Hey! “I promised to release all the moles that were addicted to me, so you want me to stop?”
“How can we trust that cunning viper!”
“We will not give in!”
“Long live the mole…” !”

As expected, it was the elder mole who cleaned up the mess.

“Sniff… “Everyone stop it.”
“Elder! But… !”
“I can smell change from Benoctal. “Take charge of it.”
“You mean the smell…? ?”

Sniff sniff.

The moles gathered around Benoctal, sniffing.
In the end, he touches her vagina and smells it openly.

“Well, if you smell a place like that…”

Benoctal surrounded by dozens of muscle moles.
She covered her pussy.
Then the moles naturally took their hands away, saying, ‘It doesn’t smell very well.’

“Sniff… “It’s definitely something different.”
“It used to smell incredibly condensed, but now it’s weak.”
“That smell, it was so subtle that it was nice…”
“My butt smells the same as before!”

“… !”

As I continued to experience moles, I understood this situation.

Moles do not see with their eyes.
See with your nose.
It is basic to smell and identify others, so for moles, smelling is no different from just looking.

So, it is not rude at all to smell someone else… !

The elder mole pressed his nose between the warriors.
He sniffed a few times and nodded as if he understood.

“Venoctal’s illness has been cured. I saw the smell of poison coming from the man’s hands… You cured it. That would have changed Benoctal’s mind.”

No, you can tell it all just by smell?

This person has an amazing nose… !

“Is there anything you want?”
“Isn’t that natural? “This is the treasure you wanted to give to the hero.”
“Hmm… “Is that true?”

Even though we had come this far, the elder seemed displeased.

Kang Joo-hyuk, who was next to him, chimed in.

“Kim Taeyang is a hero among heroes. He commands the Hero School, and even though he is still a student, he is comparable to active rankers.”
“Hey hey. Speak clearly? Because all active rankers are at my feet… !”
“Oh sorry…”

The elder mole sighed as the ground fell.
Then he immediately snapped his finger.
It meant to come closer.

“Take it.”

A key artifact that has finally been obtained.
It was ‘soil’.

“Woohyo~ Getto, the treasure that the moles kept dear-☆ By the way, it’s so funny that a lump of dirt like this is actually a treasure!!!”
“It’s not ordinary dirt. “I can see with my excellent nose that it contains indescribable power.”

It sounded like bullshit, but it was true.
It was like that just by looking at the item window.

[Suspicious Soil]
-Soil received from a mole burrow.
-If it dries well, I might be able to use it somewhere… ?

It was the same explanation in-game.

An artifact with such a mystery.
Stagnant people can’t stand things like this, right?

Using this soil required some steps.
First, dry it in the sun for a day to remove moisture.
Afterwards, you can use it by placing it in a magic engineering hourglass.

‘The time limit is only 10 minutes. In the meantime, the favorability of the constellations does not change.’

The hourglass fixes the favorability of the constellation.
In theory, no matter how many people sign a contract with a constellation, whether 100 or 1,000, there will be no defection due to a decrease in favorability.

If I can complete the Constellation Contract all at once, I will gain power beyond humans for 10 minutes.
If my body can handle it.

“A true hero would know how to use it.”
“Ah, nothing to worry about? Because this body will take care of itself and use it for good things~ Most of what I do is dirty work. “Kkkk.”
“…”

Since all my business was done, I was thinking of leaving the cave.

The elder mole, who had a dark complexion the whole time, added a word.

“You are not special.”
“Hey. This has been said several times already. “I understand, so let’s just leave it at that?”
“That’s not what I’m talking about. “Smells tell not only about the past but also the future.”

He said strange things like a fortune teller, but now is he predicting the future?

I had no intention of taking it to heart, but I decided to listen to it with the idea of ​​reading fortunes for fun.

“You try to carry a lot of things on your own. “It was like that in the past, but it’s even more so now.”
“Hey! You’re good at it considering you guessed it right? “Kkkk.”
“I’m not trying to disparage you. “You need to look around.”
“!”

Honestly, I was a little surprised.
I thought he was really a brilliant guy.

But the advice wasn’t very helpful.
I also want to look around.
I want to develop the heroines and the main character, create strong allies, and then fight.

But now I have no reason or even time to look around.

This is all because of Magnus.

Magnus will blame me…

Anyway.

“Thank you for the advice, right? So, how are you doing? Until this body comes to lift the curse… !”
“I hope that day comes.”

Grab it and stand!

A warrior mole came out and took Kang Joo-hyuk with him and started digging a hole.

I can finally breathe fresh air!

*

“Shit! “How deep is it?!”

The heroines are digging the ground where Kim Tae-yang was kidnapped.
They mobilized all kinds of heavy equipment.
He also demonstrated his abilities as a hero.

However, the mole was not even showing his nose.

“Isn’t this going to lead to hell!!”
“That… ! Did they drag you all the way to hell? ?! Those guys were definitely no ordinary moles… ! Maybe they were real demons… !”

Kuma trembled with anger.

The other heroines were equally impatient.

“Keep digging! You can’t rest even for a single moment! “Master, your life depends on it!”

It was then.
Next to the hole they are digging.
Dirt erupted from about 10 meters away.

Perseoseok-!

“That’s right, that’s right!” Good luck, human!”
“Ah, you owe me a lot, right? “Go back carefully?”
“That’s right!”

Grab it and stand!

The mole that brought Kim Tae-yang to the ground dug into the tunnel again.

“Hey. What are you guys doing here? I’ve been digging the ground to find this body, but I guess I misunderstood the location and my efforts were in vain. Yes?”
“…”
“…”

They were digging in the wrong place!

And that’s just a 10m difference!

However, it didn’t seem like it was all in vain.

“There’s something here!”

Kuma shouted from down the tunnel.

“Hey hey. “Isn’t there something I shouldn’t have?”
“Something hard… It’s incredibly huge… !”
“Ha? “Did you even find my dick in the ground?”
“Well, I don’t think it’s anything bigger than that, but… Anyway, come and see!”

Taeyang Kim and the sows gathered in the pit.

Their mouths opened as one.