Chapter 58 – Episode 58 Hey! You Naughty Tree Bitch!! How Many Times Have You Been Pregnant?! Aren’t There Strong Fruits Hanging From the Branches?!

Episode 58 Hey! You naughty tree bitch!! How many times have you been pregnant?! Aren’t there strong fruits hanging from the branches?!

Pong pong pong pong…

Red and black ink bullets came out of the Gatling gun.
Falling on the floor without any effort was quite clumsy to be called a gun.

“Ugh… The power of the moon and darkness within me is fading…”
“Hey, Hecate?”

Clap…

Hecate, who was a wonderful gatling gun, quickly went back to being a ballpoint pen.

This island absorbs all mana.
Mana exhaustion is especially lethal to Constellations.

“Kim Taeyang… ! What did you do?!”
“Why are you staring at me? Ask the four-year Constellation.”

Hecate spilled red ink like her blood.

“This island has the power to suck mana… Seed of darkness… Do something… I really feel like dying…”

Constellations do not die.
It’s just painful.

So, that’s bullshit.

“What should I do?!”
“Bring me a jewel resembling the moon’s eye or an artifact embroidered with jewels…”
“What do you mean…”
“Bring me a magic stone or an artifact that flows with mana… ! Hehe…”

The hero’s body moves with mana, but basically follows the principle of life.
It means that there is no reason to spread or spread without moving because there is no mana.

However, the case of the Constellation is a little different.
It is thanks to mana that they can move their bodies.
If you don’t have mana, you will be exhausted.

“Hey. It’s a scene you can’t watch without tears, right? There’s an artifact I don’t use right now?”

What I took out was a ring with a magic stone embedded in it.
I brought it in case I need to use mana.

The beachside full set was also an artifact containing mana, but I can’t give it to Hecate because it will be destroyed.

“Give me!”
“?”

Lena runs wild.

Does this guy not know how to do a favor?

“Yaya! Is that a helper attitude?! This morality-ridden sow… !”
“Help? Sounds funny. Hurry up and give it to me!”
“What the hell is this free pussy bitch who reveals for free!! Did you leave it?! Yes?!!”
“If you don’t want to die, pass it on, you bastard!”

It seemed that he was trying to steal the ring.

Haha
Right now, I would seem like a pretty easy prey.
It’s because I don’t have a useful weapon, and there’s no Constellation next to me.
I left Pomi and Kubul because I was concerned about mana exhaustion.

However, this island does not only suck mana from the constellation.
The same goes for the hero’s mana.

Huung-

Lena swinging her fist.
Its movements were very slow and weak.

Chin!

The little fist was eaten by my big palm.

“I can’t even caress you with a clumsy fist like that.”

A hero’s superior physical ability comes from mana.
So, on this island, pure physicality is the most important ability… !

“Did you think you could fight me and win with a skinny body like that?! Isn’t that a fucking funny bitch?!”
“Ugh-?!”

He grabbed Lena and lifted her up.
Like lifting weights.

“Hey, let go of this! The skirt turned inside out… !”
“I’m a free pussy bitch who likes free stuff, so show me your panties for free!!”

You dared to steal the artifact from this body?

I’ll show you my physical fear!

“Oops!! Turn the windmill with a sow!!! Sow windmill!!!!”

As if performing a trick, she turned her body around.

“Ah! Uh, dizzy!!”
“So what are you saying?!”
“Let me down… ! I’ll pay for anything… !!”
“It will come out like that a long time ago… ! Ugh… !!!”

He grabbed Lena by the waist and pinned her to the ground.
Her hair is immersed in the soft sand! Went in

“…”

Whether it was because it was painful or because it was humiliating, Lena stayed that way for a while.

Soon she removed her head and glared at me as she dusted off her sand.

“A poor child… Tell me what you need!”
“Isn’t that a sow declaration? Be a sow in front of the camera!”
“Do you think I will become a toy for someone like you again?!”
“Ha?”

You say ‘again’?

Looks like something happened with Lena and Kim Taeyang…

Are you also an ex-girlfriend?

“Hey! If you don’t declare a sow, you won’t be given an artifact!!”

Lena seemed very embarrassed by my words.

“You, you too will need my help to get out of this dungeon… ?”
“What nonsense are you talking about? Is this body already ready?”

I can’t stand bragging.

I took out the things I brought right away.

“A good looking jungle knife!”

A small knife that is small but sure of cutting power.

“Turbo lighter with great firepower!”

Fire is essential.

“Sturdy purification filter!”

You can’t survive 3 days without water.

“WEKOLY Protein Bar!”

Honey is an emergency food.

“A fully charged auxiliary battery!”

I even saved an uninhabited island survival guide to my smartphone in advance.

It’s simple, but this is how I prepared for an uninhabited island.

“Why are you carrying something like that… ?”
“Ha? Are you a patrol girl? You don’t know what dungeon you’ll end up in, but as a patrol team, you have to take care of this! The four years who were patrolling without preparation like this are stupid!!!”

On this deserted island, I am the top.

If you twist it, do you put a dog crab on it and apologize?

“…”

It was only then that Lena’s mouth fell silent as if she had figured out the situation.

However, it seems that she has not yet abandoned her petty pride.

“Hecate. I’ll search around here, so bear with me.”

He must be trying to survive without my help.
You’re choosing the hard road.

Hehe… Marseoeoeobi…”

But Lena doesn’t seem to know the important things.
Does the Constellation’s Mana Exhaustion quickly decrease affinity with the Bind Hero?
If left as it is, it means that the relationship between Lena and Hecate will deteriorate.

Although it worked out for me.

*

‘This bastard… You really forgot me?’

It was something that made me angry the more I thought about it.
I never thought I would remember it even if I said the word ‘European sow’.
Are my childhood memories my own?

Clearing her resentment, Lena entered the woods.

“Ah, Seed of Darkness… It hurts so much…”
“Just be patient.”
“Right now… Back to the man… I need to get a jewel that resembles the eyes of the moon…”
“That doesn’t work. I’ll be able to get out of here soon, so please wait.”
“The past… Forget it… Please… ! Yep!”

Lena put her ballpoint pen in her pocket and threw it away.
Hecate’s voice was now just a muffled noise.

‘It’s enough to clear the dungeon.’

Although Lena was still a student, her practical experience was rich.
I couldn’t even count all of her fingers and toes together.
She was already making a name for herself in the hero world along with Seol Ha-jung and Kuma, so it was natural for her to show confidence in clearing the dungeon.

At the student council party, Lena was in charge of planning the dungeon clearing operation.
She already had a plan to overcome the uninhabited dungeon.

‘I didn’t see anything like a mountain. Let’s climb a tall tree and check the size of the island first.’

She stood in front of a good-sized tree.
Because the hero’s body is superior, he can climb trees like a monkey without any special tools.

“Ah… !”

Of course, it was an exception on this island where mana could not be used.

Lena, needlessly scratching her hand, organized her thoughts.

‘Let’s stay calm… The size of the island is just fine. You have to search the island thoroughly to clear it anyway. I move slowly, carving marks on the trees with stones.’

She picked up a small stone and nailed the tree.

Pick… !

Lena was slightly surprised at her own strength.

‘Simply… !’

Her forearms were limp.
A slender arm with just enough muscle mass to survive.
Even carving a mark on the bark was not an easy task.

‘Are you okay… Since her body senses are the same, let’s hunt down weak monsters and then farm the artifacts. I’m putting out the urgent fire first.’

Monsters that appeared in dungeons sometimes had artifacts.
If you get anything, you’ll be able to calm Hecate’s whining.

If this place wasn’t an uninhabited island.

‘There is no monster!?’

Not even the usual goblins were seen on the deserted island.
Yes, because the motto here is ‘survival’.
Lena, who had no way of knowing that, organized her thoughts again.

‘Do not panic… ! You just need to find the box. Okay! Since there are no monsters, there will be boxes! If you find something like a golden chest, the dungeon will be cleared! Even if it’s not, the box will contain rewards that will help you survive!’

So Lena wandered around for about 3 hours.

The number of boxes found.

‘Doesn’t exist!! There’s nothing here!!!’

0 pieces.

She was slowly becoming impatient.

The weather was also so hot that the school uniform shirt was already drenched in sweat.

‘This will lead to dehydration… Let’s start with water…’

Unfortunately, there was no running water that could be used for drinking.

She also had some berries, but she had to skip them because she could get a stomach ache if she ate something she wasn’t familiar with.

Then then

At last Lena had found her suspicious place.

‘This… ?!’

About ten trees were downed in the area.
As if hiding something inside.

‘It’s a box! There must be a box in there!!’

Boxes were often hidden like this.

An excited Lena started clearing her tree.

“Ouch… !”

Even moving the tree was not easy with her fragile body.

‘I thought I would miss that gorilla Kuma…’

This kind of thing was usually solved by Kuma…
For Lena now, it was almost a grand construction level of labor.

“Done… !”

Lena, who somehow manages to clear the tree.
I unknowingly exclaimed.

But her sense of accomplishment was short-lived.

“This… Doll… ?”

Inside was a sloth doll with cotton sticking out.
No, it just looked like discarded trash.
Seeing that she couldn’t even feel mana, her trash was evident.

“Aaaaa!!!!”

Slap!

Lena, her medicine rising, slammed her fist into her tree.
But the tree wasn’t hurt.
The only thing hurt was his fist.

Growling-

A situation where you feel hungry even to your stomach due to excessive energy consumption.

“Shit… Even if you only have a few useful tools… !”

The root of the problem was that she was patrolling with her bare body, thinking that there was absolutely no way for a dungeon phenomenon to occur.

Gradually, he regrets throwing himself instead of Seolhajeong.

Seuk-

In the grass, a bunch of white jumped.
It was a wild rabbit.

‘It’s food!! I have to catch it!!!’

Lena ran to get dinner.

*

“Hey! You naughty tree bitch!! How many times have you been pregnant?! Aren’t there strong fruits hanging from the branches?!”

There are many fruits on uninhabited islands.
Among them, only the blue berries that look like they should not be eaten are edible.

After taking some fruits, I headed towards the treasure chest.

Hmm.
As expected, it’s difficult to find the image you saw in the game…

But it wasn’t impossible.
There are so many chests hidden here.
It just doesn’t look like a box.

For example, this sloth doll that looks like garbage.
Attach this to a tree branch.

Kiek-!

With a strange cry.

Pasut!

The box blows up! And it will appear.

But this doll is originally supposed to be covered in trees?
Could it be that Lena cleaned it all up?

Well, lucky anyway!

“Wow~ I found soft milk bread and sticky strawberry jam!!”

What came out of the box was food.
The food given by the box was always of the highest quality, so there was no risk of damage.

That’s it for dinner tonight.
It should be fine until tomorrow morning.

In the vicinity, a deceased puddle was found.
Drinking water was secured using PET bottles and purification filters obtained from the beach.

After that, I was on my way back to base camp.

Jump!

I found a chubby rabbit, but I didn’t bother to follow it.
If you select [Follow the rabbit] In the game, only your health will be reduced and the hunt will fail.

Now that the hero has lost his physical ability, hunting wild animals was too inefficient.

“Oops! Building a house I learned on YouTube… !!”

I started building a dugout using the method I had learned in advance.
Of course, it was awkward because it was the first time, but since I knew the method, a decent house was being completed.

Covering the roof with palm leaves and laying the floor…

“Isn’t it quite cozy?! Hey!!! Was this body born to build a house?!!! It’s a pleasure to work hard!!!! Hey!!!!”

It was a sense of accomplishment and fun.

More than anything, it’s romantic to enjoy a self-sufficient life without complicated thoughts… ?

Of course, it’s fun because there’s a guarantee that you’ll leave here after 30 days.

It was a time when I was lying flat in the house, eating bread with jam.

By the time the sun goes down.

Turd…

Lena is back.
It wasn’t a stupid thing to say.

His stockings were torn, and his jacket was muddy.
His half-unbuttoned shirt was drenched in sweat.

It looks like you have a lot of scars on your body…
It was probably scratched by a blade of grass or a twig.

“Yaya! What would you do if you rolled your body like a mop?! There is no medicine here!!”
“Never mind… !”

She was homeless, so she squatted under a palm tree to rest.

Are you thinking of not even building a house?
You must suffer from the cold at night…

Well, if you really think you’re going to die, you’ll come to me.

Clap clap.

“Bread with strawberry jam Umai!!!!! Chow Mai!!!!!!!”

While I was happily eating bread, I heard a sound like thunder.

Gururureuk-gurukguruk-!

The epicenter of the sound seemed to be Lena’s stomach.

“Keukkeuk. What was that just now?”
“What, what?!”
“Don’t pretend? The sound was so loud that even the birds in the trees flew away.”
“It’s annoying, so don’t talk nonsense!”
“Are you a woman? How does a female belly make that noise? Wouldn’t you have hidden some sort of forklift in the ship? Kkeukkeuk. Try that again. The sound is really fucking funny. Kukkeukkeuk.”

Lena staring at me.

No… Are you looking at bread?

“Hey. Are you hungry? If you do a funny dance or something, maybe you can share a bite?”
“Shut up. I’m going to go find a boss mob or a golden chest tomorrow.”

Boss Mob? Golden box?

There is no such thing, Lena.

Even if I die for 30 days, I can’t get out of here~

Rain-!

He shoved the whole loaf of bread into his mouth.

“…”

Lena then took her gaze away from me.