Chapter 69 – Episode 69 Hey. Can’t You Hear? The Sound of a Sow’s Mother and Daughter’s Uterus Quivering?
Episode 69 Hey. Can’t you hear? The sound of a sow’s mother and daughter’s uterus quivering?
Kim Tae-gun, a former gangster in the country, is the president of a loan company.
A celebrity rumored to have parties with beauties stolen from debtors 365 days a year.
That kind of person is my father.
But I’m sure you said you shaved your hands?
Are you still a gangster?!
“Hey Father!!”
I called right away.
Through the speakers, the sound of loud music and women’s chatter could be heard.
– Oh son! What happened… What?!
– Swish!
“What the hell is your father?! I met the villains and they are talking about my father!!”
Haha!! Hey! Is the legend of this body still being passed down the back alleys?! These days, villains pretend to be proud, but there’s nothing special… What?!!!
– Swish!
“Ha… ? Legend… ?”
Slowly getting anxious
It seems that Kim Tae-gun was not just a gangster.
If he was also an Awakener with a Constellation… ?
There was no such information on the Internet, but it is common for information about heroes’ abilities and constellations to be confidential.
In Kim Tae-gun’s case, he’s not a hero, but a villain…
“Could it be that he is still doing villain activities?”
-Can’t you? I’m just in the business of lending money to villains… All!!!
– Prick!!
Kim Tae-gun is currently the president of a loan company, so it was not unusual for him to lend money.
However, if the guest was a villain, there could be a problem.
– Hey son. Are you from Seoul?
“Ah- I stopped by for a while because of a friend.”
-Hey!!!! Then you shouldn’t have contacted your father first… What?!!!!!
– Swish!!!
From earlier, a dirty sound comes from over the speaker.
Is this crazy father fucking you 24/7?
“I’m going back soon anyway, so I don’t have time to see my father, right?”
-Isn’t that what you mean?!!! The atmosphere in Seoul right now is unusual!! A villain named Crocodile might soon overwhelm him!!!! Even though he’s my son, it’s dangerous for him to walk around without guards… What?!!!!
– Swish!!!
Currently, there was no such thing as a villain warning issued in Seoul.
In other words, information about Kim Tae-gun is not official.
“Hey. How does your father know that?”
An ominous smell crossed his nostrils.
Maybe Crocodile and Kim Tae-gun are connected?
Then I might have to beat up my father… !
Taeyang Kim!!!
Evolves into twins with the Horo of the World?!!!
-I’m chasing him too!! He didn’t pay me back… Peel!!!!!
– Prick… !!!
It wasn’t a match.
Thank god…
– Swish! Squeak!
No, but from earlier, this man is making a different phone call, is he doing yasu?!
I’m going to die of boredom!!
“Father. When I call you, just focus on the phone.”
-Konoyaro─────!!!!!
“?”
-Are you sure you’re calling someone who isn’t even having sex?!!!!!
“?”
-Be sure to have sex before making a phone call!!! If you’re not having sex when the call comes, you can use it right away. It was a promise between us father and son… What?!!!! Currency without a woman’s rough breath is worthless… Go!!!!!
“…”
I suck…
Let’s not get involved with Kim Tae-gun as much as possible…
“Ah- I was fucking right now. I have something more urgent than that, so hang up first.”
-Yes son!!! Stay strong!!! Haha!!!!!
After roughly finishing the call, I headed to the villains.
“Hey. You guys are Crocodile’s subordinates, right?”
“Oh, isn’t it?”
“Ha? Say it straight up! Before I call my father out!! Yes?!!!”
“Sorry… !”
“Where is he now?”
“…”
The villains exchanged anxious glances.
It seemed that the crocodile event was already happening.
*
Jung Yoon-ah needed a conversation.
It was the same with Seol Harin.
No, she didn’t even know if a fight was necessary.
“Are you going to be a sow? Sow?! How did I raise you!! Whose daughter are you?! How can you go around disgracing my name like that?!”
“I am Seol Ha-rin, not my mother’s daughter! What did Mama do to my friends and my master?!”
“Stop talking about that bastard’s master… !”
Jung Yoon-ah was driving her car.
My schedule was busy, so I had to go somewhere in a hurry.
She couldn’t postpone the conversation, so while she was transporting Seol Harin, she intended to settle the matter.
She took the steering wheel herself because she sold her side.
No matter how trustworthy she was, Chief Kim, she didn’t want to tell me this.
“I did everything you wanted! What’s the matter? If you would follow Ha-jung even halfway… !”
Oops, I wanted to.
Anger to the tip of her head clouded her judgment for a moment.
“… I’m sorry for just saying that.”
“Put me down.”
“Harin. Mom is worried about you. Do you have a dream The dream of becoming the best swordsman in the world by obtaining the title of Swordsman.”
“Now my only dream is to become the master’s wife.”
“What the hell is that-“
Aaaaagh-!!!
“!”
The car rolled over out of nowhere.
A truck that came out of nowhere caused the crash.
“Mom… ?”
Jung Ha-yoon passed out.
Seolha Rin was also bleeding from her head.
‘It’s noisy outside… This is no ordinary car accident!’
Seol Ha-rin’s prediction was correct.
As she got out of the wrecked car and raised her sword,
A villain with the head of an alligator stood in front of her.
In one hand, she was holding Chief Kim, who had become bloody.
“Found. Prey.”
“Ugh… ?!”
S-class villain Crocodile.
In the aftermath of the accident, he took advantage of the confusion and subdued Seol Ha-rin.
A sack was placed over the faces of the two mothers and daughters.
They were put in a trunk and moved somewhere.
After a while.
When the sack came off, he was tied up in an abandoned factory.
In front of her mother and daughter, a crocodile-headed villain, a crocodile, was looking down at her with an ax in each hand.
Jung Yoon-ah hurriedly shouted.
“Money is the goal?! I’ll deposit it right away, so release it!”
“Tell me where the Immortal Crown is kept.”
“What, what crown?”
The Immortal Crown was an artifact.
A legendary artifact known to have been purchased by the Samgeon Group in the global auction market.
But that was a nonsense.
Samgeon Group did not purchase the crown.
Swish-!
Crocodile swung an axe.
The blade was so sharp that Seol Harin’s hair was cut off with her single blade.
“The right arm next. Name the place where the Immortal Crown is kept.”
“Wait a minute! Okay! Not in Seoul! It’s in the province!”
“Where is the province?”
“Busan!”
“Why Busan?”
“That… Therefore…”
“It is a lie.”
“No!”
Whiik-!
An ax blade that flies without hesitation.
Crocodile, as its name suggests, resembles a reptile.
There is no emotion to be seen when cutting people.
However, Seol Ha-rin’s arm was not cut off.
Paang-!!
She broke free of her restraints and escaped.
“You. It looks like it will go in smoothly if you drive an ax into it. You are stronger than you look.”
“Of course. Because I’m hell-changing.”
“Hmm?”
Pass Sut!
Seol Ha-rin took out the sword from subspace.
She confronted the crocodile and spewed life.
The blazing heat of the sword made even the crocodile retreat.
The crocodile, who opened the distance, also took a stance.
“You deserve the name of the next Sword Saint.”
Even Crocodile knew Seol Ha-rin’s nickname.
She is also Target’s daughter, but Seol Ha-rin was very famous.
“But she is still a student… If she knew my name, she would know it was reckless.”
There was something Crocodile didn’t know.
In just a few months, the woman who was called the next Sword Saint had become a completely different person.
“I’m not the next Sword Saint.”
“Then what?”
Whiik!
The sword moved in moderation.
Her fluttering hair belatedly followed the action.
The tip of the sword was aimed straight at the crocodile without any shaking.
“I am the number one sow at the Sun Ranch.”
Life flashed in his eyes.
“She is the woman who will one day become your master’s wife.”
“?”
It was a strange introduction, but the important thing was not the introduction.
It was important that her intentions were sincere.
“So I can’t lose to a villain like you… !”
“!”
Pakan-!
Their weapons collided and sparks flew.
*
“Everyone back off! The villain is taking hostages!”
An abandoned factory near Seoul.
The urgently dispatched police, heroes, and the gathered onlookers were making a fuss.
The S-rank heroes who had just arrived at the scene headed for Chief Kim, who was covered in blood.
“Senior Kim Woo-hyun! What happened?”
“It is a crocodile. After the car accident, I kidnapped the president and the lady.”
“Let’s go right now.”
“No. He activated ‘Crocodile Swamp’.”
The crocodile’s swamp was a barrier of sorts.
A powerful barrier that even S-rank heroes cannot step into.
“His swamp is deadly. I can’t predict what adverse reactions will come.”
Swamp curses random status ailments.
The level was so great that stepping into it blindly could have cost you your life.
Crocodile became an S-class villain for a reason.
“Then what now? You can’t wait, can you?”
“I called for support. A hero who is resistant to all status ailments, but who can single-handedly defeat a crocodile.”
“Who is that?”
“Yokozawa Tomoe. The dean of the Ark.”
Immediately after the request, Tomoe boarded a private plane.
Even so, it will take more than 30 minutes to arrive.
Before that, I didn’t know what would happen.
“Shit. If only it could have been prevented…”
Director Kim’s fist trembled.
The heroes around him comforted him.
Right then.
“Uh huh? Forbidden! No access!!”
“Senior! Avoid!!”
Wow Chang-!
A car crashed into the barricade.
Clap.
A tall man who got out of the driver’s seat.
Yellow hair, muscular, monstrous piercings.
“Hey! Are you killing the ride?! This is a fucking car!!!”
That is me, Kim Tae-yang.
“What, what are you guys?!”
“Ha? Did you forget my name already, this goldfish?!”
My rough voice resounds.
The heroes started whispering to him.
“… Isn’t that guy a villain?”
“Gee, it’s real! I saw you on a wanted post!”
“Are you Deokbae Choi, a murderer?!”
“No! The finger crusher is in the middle of it!!”
“I saw it for sure! It’s Na Kang-hyeon, the serial rapist!!”
There can be so many villains who resemble me… ?!
“…”
Thinking about it, he nodded his head.
In fact, the vicious criminals were quite similar to Kim Tae-yang…
Why, all the extras have their faces there.
Anyway, I’m guessing who the game makers aren’t? .
“Hey. Shut up everyone It will cross the barrier.”
“?”
I confidently headed for the abandoned factory.
“Kim Taeyang! Don’t go any closer than that!! It’s a barrier that doesn’t know what kind of curse is hanging on it!!”
It was Chief Kim’s warning.
That was a very reasonable statement.
‘Crocodile Swamp’ is a barrier with a random curse.
May burn those who enter,
It can infect you with deadly poison,
It could have exploded and reduced a 10km radius to ashes.
But that’s the setting.
I’ve never seen ‘Crocodile Swamp’ appear randomly.
Only the words were random and it was the same every day.
My heart is getting intolerant of the class of the little bitch…
“Do you know what kind of trouble you are causing with that bluff? 이 양아치 새끼야!!”
Chief Kim, covered in blood.
The guy suddenly got in my way.
“Hey. It is not a bluff.”
There is no explanation to convince the heroes.
It just shows.
“Can’t you hear me?”
“What, what do you mean?”
Jerebuck-
Approached the guy.
Then, a surprise belly punch… !
Puff… !
“Oops… ?”
“I can hear the trembling sound of the sow mother and daughter’s womb from here!! Aang?!!!”
“Now, the womb… ?”
Dump-
Chief Kim was already badly injured, so he was able to knock him down with one punch.
The problem was the S rank heroes gathered here.
“That madman… ?!”
“You were a villain after all, right?!!!”
“Catch that bastard!!”
“Kill!!!”
Heroes rushing towards me.
I jumped lightly with my hands in my pockets.
“Eww!”
Thanks to the leg muscles that make it possible to do a 1-ton jump squat, I was able to enter the barrier at once.
At the same time stiff-! A cock that makes you stand up.
Sobbing… ! Hot… !!
This is the effect of the barrier.
It wasn’t just a state of erection.
You can tell by looking at the S-rank heroes who followed me into the barrier.
“Ogok-!?”
“Cheap, cheap… !!”
“Sss♡ Ha ha… ♡ Ngook ♡”
“Joah Joah Joah Joah… !!! Go again-♡”
This barrier causes a status ailment that brings the hero to its climax.
It doesn’t stop once, it continues until you pass out.
“Keugh… ! Taeyang Kim!!”
Out of bounds.
Director Kim shouted at me with a distorted face.
“Uh, why… ! You guys are all right… ?!”
“Ah- this body can control ejaculation freely.”
“?”
Actually gourd
No matter how Kim Taeyang is, he cannot go against the physiological phenomenon.
I wrote down the numbers before arriving here.
Goddess of Curse Hecate.
I cursed myself with her stigmata.
The contents of the curse were as follows.
-I become bored.
Because the curse was applied quite strongly, it did not budge even in the swamp of chakjeong.
“Brother. Are you sucking your fingers there? Are you going to save the chairman that you serve with your thick fingers? Kkeukkeuk.”
“Keuk… Oh shit…”
Leaving behind the climaxing heroes, he entered the abandoned factory.
Caan-!
A fight was already going on inside.
Seol Harin.
As expected, it has held up well.
According to the original story, Seol Ha-rin in the first semester cannot compete with Crocodile.
Furthermore, since there is no Constellation, it should have been over.
But now, his strength stat has increased abnormally.
Sugak-!
“Keugh… !”
I thought I would induce Seol Ha-rin to grow by watching a little longer…
Seeing her hurt, she involuntarily kicked her door in her temper.
“Yaya!!!! Are you crazy about hurting my sow?!!!! Yes?!!!!! Are you begging me to put you in jail for destroying property?!!!!!!!!”
Crocodile looked back.
The boy’s face was full of questions.
You must have wondered how I got through the barrier.
On the other hand, Seol Ha-rin smiled widely.
“You… ! I knew you would come!”
“Hey. Don’t be impressed by the obvious. Rather… Are you seriously hurt?”
“Not really… Oops… !”
She grabs her by the side.
It was a stab wound that didn’t go deep, but she was bleeding profusely.
“You fucking piss me off, this crocodile head…”
It would be enough to share the joy of reunion a little later.
“I don’t know how you broke the barrier, but I’ll cut you off too. It looks a little tough.”
Crocodile approached, spinning an axe.
Behind her was a female Constellation.
“Hey Poppy. Are you ready?”
“Master!”
Of course, I also came with Pomi, a female figure.
“It’s a castle seat.”
“Master? What is this? My body tickles!”
A constellation that evolves the female body constellation once again.
It is called ‘goddess painting’, and it allows a different level of power to be exerted from female body painting.
“Hey, crocodile head. I was going to beat him moderately, but I changed my mind.”
“Hmm?”
“You hit and kill. Not empty words, but sincerely.”
Dig-!
Pomi was enveloped in a huge light.
It was on a different level from the effect of shabby smoke rising when changing into a female body.
As much as the effect, there was a big change in Pomi’s appearance and way of speaking.
“How long has it been since I regained my power…”
Deep blue eyes.
It was like a ghastly glint in the eyes.
The clothes were still dirty.
However, unlike the bikini when she was female, it was more flashy.
First of all, there were huge nails growing on her hands.
It was a sharp claw that could tear anything to shreds.
“Master. So, who can I kill?”
Popi asked in a cool tone.
There was no voice mixed with courtesy charm.
“Ah- that’s him.”
He pointed to the constellation of Crocodile.
The boy looked a bit perplexed.
Again-
She is Pomi who approaches her.
An eerie smile crept across his lips.
“Wait three seconds.”