Chapter 79 – Episode 79 These Dead People Do It for Free!

Episode 79 These dead people do it for free!

The third day since the hellish business showdown began.
Flyers flew into the endless waiting line of the dead.

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It was pretty aggressive marketing.

“Isn’t a motor boat better than a duck boat?”
“I think the price might be a bit burdensome…”
“I heard that if you get a discount, it won’t be much different from duck boats, right?”
“The waiting line is much shorter than duck boats!”
“Oh?”

People waiting in line started to leave.
It was done from the rear first, because their duck boat rental waiting number was 6 digits.

“Wouldn’t it be better to head towards the Death Tour rather than wait for the 120th, 389th turn?”
“Right!”

The departed dead began to seek counseling from Chloe and other students.

“This is Chloe Maiden, a professional counselor of the Death Tour! What did you die for?”
“It was a mountain accident… I fell off a cliff while helping my friend stumble… By the way, at the funeral home, that friend of mine was making rice cake with my wife… !”
“Oh my gosh… ! What is the name of the adulterous man?”
“Uh… Are you Minhyuk Kim? Why?”
“Lucky! Minhyuk Kim’s mother is currently in hell!”
“Why is that lucky… ?”
“If you purchase ‘Cruise Package’, a premium service of Death Tour, we will match you as a couple! We can match Minhyuk Kim’s mother!”

Dating the mother of a bastard who had an affair with my wife.
It was definitely revenge… !

“But the age difference is a bit…”
“The dead remain as they were in their prime!”
“Cheap!”
“The cruise leaves in two days. Don’t forget to bring coins. Next guest!”

“I died betrayed by my fellow heroes… Can you confirm that Dave’s mother who betrayed me is in Hell?”
“Unfortunately, he’s still alive.”
“Then what about Grandma?”
“Here you are. Shall I match you as a couple?”
“Yes! Could you possibly send a message to Dave Gnome through the curse too? I want to send something like ‘Yamiyami your grandmother~’.”
“Yamiyami… Received. Don’t forget to bring coins. Next guest!!”

Riding on the effects of advertisements and word of mouth, Death Tour became a big success.

Couple matching and cursing services were especially popular.

-These dead do it for free!

-Use Death Tour’s curse service!

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– Please leave a review with a 5-star rating!
– We will give you a prize through the review event!

It was an instant that the waiting line for the Death Tour was longer than the one at the duck boat rental shop.

With the help of Hephaestus, Kuma and the students of the ranch were making motorboats and cruises.
In particular, Kuma stuck close to Hephaestus and never let go of the hammer.

“Isn’t this funnier than I thought?! I didn’t know that creating something with sweat could be so rewarding!”

Kuma discovers an unexpected talent.

She had the constitution of Yagada… !

“You have good dexterity! I was looking for a new one because my bound hero was stolen by Ares, so I can make you my hero!”

Her lame beautiful girl, Hephaestus, also liked her very much.
Kuma was chosen as a new Constellation here.

Of course, for the majority of students, things were a little different.

“It’s hard…”
“Why are we doing this… ?”
“Since it’s the weekend, I tried to kill time by looking at my smartphone all day…”
“This is exploitation!”

She was dragged out of nowhere and was doing hard physical labor, so she couldn’t help but feel dissatisfied.

At that time, the quiver in Kim Taeyang’s hand would fly away.

“Wandering~”

Slam!

“Ah!”
“Hey!! You guys let me go so much that my stomach swelled up?! Not everyone can go to Hell!!! It means to work hard so that you can be noticed by the Constellations!!!!”

Clap clap clap-!!

“Okay… !”
“Ohhhhh… ?!”
“I feel like being whipped… ♡”

Rashara is currently in SM mode.
Even if you hit the target, you could make it feel good without hurting it.

Fueled by that pleasure, the students became more agile.

At first glance, it was a scene of slave exploitation, but Kim Tae-yang also had a meaning.

Those were the spirits of Greek and Roman mythology, the nymphs.

“I, the poisonous mushroom spirit, Peria… I will make a rebellious man my hero.”

Peria was a low-ranking Constellation.
However, from the point of view of a rebellious man who was not chosen by the Constellation, she is a good person.

“Poisonous mushrooms have poisonous properties… ! It’s wicked and creepy… !!”

Besides, he thought poison was an attribute that suited him as a bully.

“Poison the Earth by spreading my deadly mushrooms.”
“Keukkeuk. Just leave it to me!”

The moment when a rebellious man is reborn as a true villain… It would have been.

Peria was actually a button mushroom spirit.
Mushrooms are deadly poisonous mushrooms among nymphs, so their intentions must be evil.

‘I, a rebellious man, rule the Ark… ! Perhaps… I might become an even bigger bully than Taeyang… !!’

You can’t dominate the arc with delicious button mushrooms…

Anyway, the contract with the Constellation was a good thing.

At that time, Angyeong Kim hurriedly ran to her and shouted.

“Hey, Taeyang Kim… ! It’s an emergency!!”
“Ha? If it’s not a big deal, I’ll hit you and kill you, glasses jab?!”
“A real emergency! The review ratings are all over the place! Negative reviews are pouring in!! And that’s not all! Manager Chloe is suffering from customers in the truth!!”

Kim Taeyang entrusted Lashara to Kuma.
It was as if he had been waiting for this moment.

“Oops!! Guide them to the truth!!!”

*

Horoscope terrorism and the appearance of truthful customers were expected.
What would be the first thing an entrepreneur with such a low moral character as Caron would think of when dealing with a competitor?
You’re ruining your business.

First of all, I decided to go to rescue Chloe who is suffering from the truth.

But there was no need to worry.
Chloe was doing well.

“What kind of bullshit are you talking about, a garbage dead with weak powers?!!!”
“Kuuk… ! Now wait… ! In words… !”
“Will a bastard bastard like you listen to me with words?! If you want to insult a person, give it right like the sun!!! Why are you talking shit when you can’t even crave it properly?!!!!!”

Puck puck puck!

Chloe was beating the truth dead.

Okay…
Now she’s become the Queen of Majo, but at one time she was the head of the sadist leader…
Where will that energy go?

“Hey mini sow. Do that.”
“Ha. Because this guy made unreasonable demands…”
“Is the truthful guy here again?”
“A lot.”

“…”

The dead were silent.
I thought everyone was frightened by Chloe’s violent appearance, but they were looking at me.

“Um, what is that thug?”
“Could it be Hades… ?”
“That face must be Hades… ! It looks even more terrifying than I imagined… !!”

“Hey!!! Don’t judge your appearance in front of people!!!!”

“I’m sorry, Hades-sama!!!”

Taeyang Kim’s appearance was terrifying even in hell…

Anyway.

Since I showed my face, it will be quiet for a while.

I woke up the real Hades who was sleeping in the corner.

“Hey. Blue sow. Are you sleeping whenever you have a chance? Yes?”
“Um… I’ve been asleep for too long, so I’m sleepy… It might not be bad to fall asleep like this forever…”
“Why are you so weak?! I mean, tighten the sphincter so that the force doesn’t escape!!!”

Looking at this guy, I feel like I’m losing my strength.
What helpless god are you?
Even if it wasn’t for the 9-star main event constellation, I would have lost a long time ago…

“Oops! Follow me!!”

Charon’s sabotage will not stop.
If you don’t take proper action in the game, you will lose to Charon.
It’s not game over as it is, but since I can’t overcome Seolhajeong, the development after that is twisted.

Dealing with sabotage is simple.
Go to Persephone and have a sincere conversation.
She is still in love with Hades, and if she gently coaxes her, she will expose Charon’s sabotage on her own.

But that’s the story when you play as Kang Joo-hyuk.

I am Taeyang Kim.

Taeyang Kim has his way.

I grabbed the handle of Hades’ head and dragged it.

“Ah… If you pull it like that, your hair will be ruined…”
“It’s fucking urgent, so don’t talk nonsense and follow me!!”

I purposely stood in front of Karon’s duck boat rental shop.
So that Persephone, who is spying on us, can see clearly.

“What is it that is so urgent? ?”
“Your outfit is bad?”
“Costume?”

Hades’ outfit was truly erotic.
A tight leather corset with thongs.
It was a vulgar outfit with no skirt or pants.

“Isn’t it embarrassing as a lord of hell to wear only thongs for four years?”
“This is cool and fashionable… I never sold my pants to Charon and had no choice but to take them off…”

Did you sell your pants because you didn’t have money?

If I had stayed longer, I would have gone very naked…

I squatted down and examined her lower body closely.

“Doesn’t he mean to openly make a mess by going around with the gluteus maximus, gluteus maximus, and adductor muscles exposed?”

Which, of course, means you’re going to mess up your muscles.

“Hey! What is this absurdly voluptuous curve?! Aren’t you fucking greedy?!”

Of course, it means that a good skeleton to attach muscles to is desirable.

“I can’t stand the dirty smell from you!!! Who told you to walk around with such a dirty smell?! Yes?!!!”

Of course, I’m talking about the dirty smell of health newbies.

Tae-aeng!

“Aw… !”

Bounced her thong.
Hades trembled over her in pain.

“Please be kind to me…”
“Stop talking nonsense and follow me!!! I will develop that body right away!!!!”

Of course, I’m talking about muscle development.

I’m going to have a good time!

He licked his tongue as he dragged her along.

I’m sure Persephone is watching this scene.

Because.

[Directing the NTR situation!]
[Get 50 Coins!]

Coins rolled in.

Follow me, Persephone!

Despair at the sight of Hades, who has lost his health in a mess!!

*

Persephone was not attracted to Charon from the beginning.

She truly loved Hades.
It was an encounter close to kidnapping and rape, but Hades was a famous god anyway, and he had a gentle side in his own way.
It was also an advantage that he was not promiscuous unlike his sisters.

The problem was his indecisive attitude.
Hades was quite laid-back, but it wasn’t a big deal when Persephone came to Hell.

Because Hades had a lot of money and subordinates.
Because he had no problems living like that.

But things changed when Karon started her duck boat business.

– Mr. Hades. Can’t the dead go to hell without me?

-Hmm. Yes.

-I am definitely serving Hades.

-Hmm. Right.

-So you should give me a subsidy, not collect taxes.

-Hmm. Got it.

From that day on, Hades continued to provide support to Charon.

Charon’s tricks did not stop there.
He demanded management fees, claiming that he was managing the complaints of Hell instead.
The burden is growing with the number of dead, he asked for subsidies.
He demanded reparations on the pretext that the hellish environment was ruining the duck belly.

The demands were endless, but Hades’ answer was always the same.

-Hmm. It is a legitimate request.

The castle’s finances continued to deteriorate.
The unpaid men left.
Because there was not enough money to give to Charon, he had to sell the castle goods.

Around that time, Karon came back.

-Doesn’t it bother you to enshrine Persephone in such a shabby castle?

-Hmm. Right.

– Why don’t you leave it to me for a while?

-Hmm. Good idea.

So Persephone followed Charon.
She would be lying if she didn’t have her own will.
I’m getting sick of watching the indecisive Hades…

Besides, Caron had a lot of money.
Persephone didn’t hesitate to buy luxuries, if that was what she wanted.

Persephone was slowly eroded by the power of capital.
I thought it was a body I couldn’t go back to, but…

‘That guy… ! What dare you do to Hades-sama… ?!’

Seeing her ex-lover being harassed right in front of her eyes made her viscera twist.

Kim Taeyang is a hero who steals the constellation.

He is an evil human being who rapes women and enslaves them to toilets.

How would he see Hades with only that attractive body left in his eyes?

‘I can’t let Hades corrupt… !’

Persephone eventually followed Kim Taeyang into the forest.

Even to her, the queen of hell, her forest was not kind.
We followed only faint traces and sounds in the thick grass.

“Hey… !”
“Yaya!! Didn’t I tell you to tighten your sphincter?!!”

A groan was heard in the distance.
It was definitely Hades.

‘That guy is doing it through the back hole… ?!’

It was as if he could see Hades suffering in front of his eyes.

The pace quickened.
It was hard to breathe.
The sound seemed to be getting closer, but it was difficult to find the direction.

“Huh… Eit… ?!!!”
“What did you say when you left?! Yes?!!”
“I felt it all through my buttocks… !!”

‘No… ! No no no no no!!!’

Ran through the bushes.
His face was being poked and scratched by tree branches, but it didn’t hurt.
Hades will be more painful.

“Hades-nim!!!!”

When you finally find them.

“Ong oh oh clothes… ! I’m tired of getting my butt modified…”

Dump-

Hades had already suffered a lot.

She is covered in sweat.
She felt so much that she lost her mind and collapsed.

“You guys! What did you dare to do to Hades-sama?!”
“Ah- I did some bare-body exercises. This bitch is so fucking lame, so she just did a few squats before leaving? Super funny Kkeukkeuk.”

Body workout = sex

Squat = pussy squat

Persephone, who interpreted it on her own, cried out.

“Leave Hades alone!”

She did not dare to fight back.

Taeyang Kim.

He is a hero with three 9-star constellations.

It’s impossible to deal with Persephone alone.

Above all, the super-giant Titans, the constellation ‘Pomi’, was holding out in the Acheron River.

“Hey. Soybean paste girl.”
“… ?”
“If you beg so much, can you quit?”
“… Really?”

Unexpectedly, Kim Taeyang seemed willing to negotiate.

“If you do as I say, you will never touch Hades again. Kkeukkeuk.”

His request was so disgraceful that Persephone couldn’t even imagine…

“Writing vulgar graffiti all over your body and being seen by everyone!!!!”
“That, like that…”

It was inevitable for Hades.

*

Pass-

A silver-haired beautiful girl appeared from the portal.
It was Seol Ha-jeong, the hero of Charon.

“Caron. Her mother is busy with work and will join in a few days.”
“Okay. It’s a complete emergency right here, so help me quickly.”

Although not as good as Jung Yoon-ah, Seol Ha-jung also has excellent management skills.

“First, let’s look at the market atmosphere.”

Seol Ha-jeong headed to the place where the dead were lined up.

There, the two unexpectedly encountered a shocking sight.

It was Persephone with scribbles all over her body and holding a large sign.

[Persephone, Executive Director of Charon’s Duck Boat Rental Shop]

“Pe, Persephone… ?”

A sign that proudly states her name and position.

The graffiti painted on her body was even more spectacle.

-Moral toilet ♡ free bathing ♡

– I realized ‘morality’ while being trained by Kim Tae-yang all day long♡

-On behalf of the duck boat rental shop, I apologize for the poor morality… ♡

-Swear at me and feed me the sticky moral juice!

Even that was not enough, Persephone was shouting at the top of his voice.

He looked just like a fanatic preaching on the street.

“I’m sorry for being arrogant to customers with outrageous prices and trashy service… ♡ Since I have received the teachings of the great Kim Tae-yang with my whole body, I will never mess with the customers again… ♡ Spit on me for providing a service that was just a waste of money because the poor garbage duck boat and pedals were not even repaired Oh oh… ♡”

Confused Seol Ha-jeong asked Karon.

“Caron? What is that?”
“?”

It was the same that Karon could not understand this situation.