Chapter 98 – Chapter 98 Breaking News) Resurrection of Kim Tae-Yang;; This Bastard Breaks the Coffin and Runs Out;
Episode 98 Breaking News) Resurrection of Taeyang Kim; This bastard breaks the coffin and runs out;
When I came back to life, I was hungry like crazy.
How can it be natural?
It took a full day and 12 hours to come back to life.
Returning to the funeral home, I ate Yukgaejang.
“Hey! It’s quite a taste, isn’t it?! Passed as funeral food for this body!!”
Eating six pieces of meat at my funeral home.
I didn’t even know that this could be possible.
“You. Eat slowly. I want to pretend.”
“This body is strong, so don’t worry about it.”
“Sun. Would you like a drink? Or a drink?”
“It’s just water.”
Seol Ha-rin, Lena and other executive sows gathered around me.
It was strange to see them all wearing black mourning clothes.
After that, the mourners were looking at me.
“It’s really resurrected…”
“Wouldn’t it be a lie that he died?”
“But we all saw it. Kim Taeyang was really dead…”
I was surprised to see that I came back alive.
Somehow, I felt like a monkey in a zoo, so I couldn’t eat well.
No, I thought so, but I had already finished a bowl.
“Turn it off.”
A man with shameless disguise.
That is Taeyang Kim…
“How did you get back?”
“Yes, sun. Please tell me.”
“Are you never going back? You’re completely alive, right?”
The heroines still look uneasy.
After all, death isn’t usually a big deal.
But it’s hard to explain!
I was about to move on, but a place to receive condolences caught my eye.
“Keukkeuk. This is an opportunity to test your conscience.”
“Conscience?”
Opening the box of condolences was Kim Taeyang’s action.
It means it wasn’t my will.
But when I saw the envelope, I was very curious.
Who really put in the most money?
Seol Ha-rin, who is also a third-generation conglomerate and is also a candidate for the constituency?
“Hey sow! How did this happen?! Don’t you have an envelope for your year?!”
Seol Ha-rin responded with shameless words as if it were natural.
“I didn’t pay. Since you died as a sow, I became a legitimate one. It is not the one who pays condolences, but the one who manages it.”
“Hey! It’s just a candidate, but it’s the same female pig!!”
“So who wants to die leaving me?”
What a shameless sow she is!
Seol Ha-rin was not the only one who did not pay condolence money.
“Who said he didn’t pay condolences? It was my job to manage the money. After all, it would have been me who became the wife in the end.”
It seems that Lena, who is looking for the position of the royal family, also did not pay.
She just wanted to see it for fun, but I think she’ll only get hurt… ?
Then Kuma triumphantly held out his envelope.
“Hey! Check out my envelope! I must have paid the most!”
After all, the loyal girl Kuma!
I believed!
I opened the envelope with a heart full of anticipation.
The amount inside was 31,000 won.
“Hey… ? Thirty thousand won? ?”
“They say it’s usually 30,000 won? So I paid a thousand won more! Kim Tae-yang, you were a special friend to me!”
“…”
Kuma This guy, I’m not kidding.
I honestly think that 31,000 won was a lot.
Well, let’s just skip over it.
Because Kuma is originally an idiot.
“Oops! It’s the mini sow’s turn! If you are less than a Lloyder sow, prepare yourself!!”
I opened the envelope with Chloe’s name on it.
There was nothing inside the envelope.
So there was no money.
“I forgot to put in the money… I would have been very scolded if Taeyang met you again because I died without knowing… ♡”
Didn’t you pay to enjoy Majo Shih Tzu after you died?
That’s a very creative mazo sow…
These bastards, at this point, I doubt it was just a waste of money, but I decided to just move on.
It’s because Seol Ha-jeong held out the envelope with a confident expression… !
“Mr. Sun. It seems that Kuma and I were the only ones who showed sincerity.”
“Sister sow. Can I trust you?”
“Don’t expect too much. Because I put in about one lightly large one.”
Seol Hajeong!
Like the eldest daughter of a conglomerate family, you shot it wide!
Indeed, there is a check for 1 million won in the envelope… !
-No, a currency voucher worth 1 million won?!
What is this… ?
“I was going to change it when I go to hell.”
“Hey! Why are you acting so salty when you have a lot of money for four years?!”
“Because my mom cut off her pocket money. So I became a beggar. Whoops. So, by the way, I’ll get some leftover drinks.”
“…”
Seol Ha-rin, Lena, Chloe 0 won.
Kuma 31,000 won.
A piece of paper pretending to be worth 1 million won.
31,000 won for all sows… ?
I think I lived the wrong life…
I was about to quit playing around and leave the ceremony, but Michaela came up to me.
Then she snatches her own envelope from her box.
“Kim Tae-yang. I paid 300,000 won.”
Oh.
Sudden rise in favorability!
I see the qualifications of the courtesy!!
“Hey! Vomiting sow!! Aren’t you overflowing with comradeship?!”
“Of course I will take it back. Because he is resurrected.”
Cancellation of cronyism.
You don’t even deserve a place as a concubine.
Mika continued as she hid the envelope of money in her inside pocket.
“By the way, did Taeyang Kim really meet the angels?”
If I had to ask, wouldn’t Hades be closer to the devil?
Although it is impossible to substitute because it is a different worldview in the first place.
I could have just been honest.
It solved the curiosity of all the heroines, and I could have escaped from the baptism of boring questions of middle school students.
However, since the secret weapon is hidden, it is a special move.
Leaving the resurrection a mystery seemed more helpful in the future.
“Keukkeuk. Did you tell the kids why you became a gyaru?”
“A-Are you going to threaten me with something like that?! We were comrades-in-arms!”
“Hey. You haven’t said anything yet? Ugh!”
He touched Mika’s belly button over her clothes.
Without fail, a large navel piercing is touched.
“Ook… ?!”
As I pulled it, Mika trembled and grabbed her by the wrist.
“Why haven’t you taken it off yet? Yes? Could it be that you liked this gyaru styling?”
“I-no matter how I decorate it… What does it matter?”
“Isn’t it funny that a girl pretending to be a slut? Even so, it’s no use? Because I will never fuck you.”
“…”
I was thinking of sending her back naturally due to her sexual harassment, but Mika glared at me for a long time with her angry fox-like eyes.
“We all know gaslighting! You’re trying to undermine my self-esteem that way! Do you know how easy it is for me?! Such a bad quality… !”
“Ha… ?”
“Of course, thank you for saving my life in the dungeon! You must have been born with the temperament of an angel! Please refrain from committing adultery from now on and repent! Enough!”
Mika left her wedding hall like she was busy.
Even though I screamed, I admit I have to admit…
It was not a bad personality for a fanatical pseudonym.
“Ah, son… ?!”
It was my father, Kim Tae-gun, who came out of the break room.
For some reason, he came running towards me, unzipping his shorts.
“Hey!!! How did you survive?!!!!”
“Father!!! Put on your pants and hug me!!!”
Kim Tae-gun was reckless.
A hug with a muscular middle-aged man…
I thought it would be annoying, but honestly it wasn’t too bad.
For some reason, his embrace was warm… !
Are you still a father?
A part of my heart was warm.
Until women with beautiful bodies appeared in the break room.
“Ha? Come on Who is that woman?”
“Ah- she’s my girlfriend.”
“Then who is that woman?”
“Ah- it’s your new mother.”
“Is that woman your lover too?”
“Ha? Could it be? That bitch is a pet dog… !”
Soon, three women were embraced by Kim Tae-gun.
“Everybody came to mourn their son’s death? But now that the son is alive… It’s a party… !!!”
“Kyaaak! Great!”
“Boss~ I’ll roll the wheat for you!”
I mean, you brought the girls to your son’s funeral and were eating in the common room?
And now that I’m back alive, it’s not a funeral, it’s a party… ?
Hmmm.
He’s crazy too
Kim Tae-gun is clearly a villain.
*
The news of Kim Taeyang’s resurrection first spread in Anggal.
Students who attended the funeral relayed the situation.
-Breaking news) Resurrection of Kim Tae-yang;
This bastard breaks the coffin and runs out;
↳ You motherfucker. There are drips to be applied and drips not to be applied. What kind of drips are there for the deceased?
↳ No, it’s real; What is it that you hear voices while driving? I did, but it suddenly popped out of the coffin;
↳ Chew no jam. What concept is it?
↳ Is the humiliation of the deceased too much?
↳ No matter how much Taeyang Kim was trash, didn’t he die while protecting you guys? I’m not a bastard, really ㅡㅡ
-Video) Resurrection of Kim Tae-yang Season 1.Av
(Video popping out of Taeyang Kim’s coffin)
It’s true that the coffin was broken.
SUN WILL NEVER DIE…
↳ Blah blah blah blah blah blah
↳ No fuck is this real?
↳ Is it synthetic?
↳ ㅇㅇ!!! I believed in you!!! Yep!!!
↳ ㅇㅇ
↳ ㅇㅇ!
↳ ㅇㅇ!!
-Breaking news) Kim Tae-yang’s funeral home situation
At Galju’s own funeral, six pieces of meat came out in a flash haha
↳ Hahareally crazy
↳ Does it make sense to eat yukgaejang at your own funeral?
↳ Dizzy…
↳ You are doing something that cannot even be said…
↳ ㅇㅇ! Lol
↳ Yukgaejang is delicious?
↳ I’m currently checking the sows’ money haha
↳ It’s a fucking comedy hahaWhere is it?
↳ Shock. 31,000 won in total for condolences to sows. End. Haha
↳ Loyalty is broken;
Resurrection, and the eccentricity of attending one’s own funeral.
It evoked a cult following and quickly became a meme.
More important than that was that Kim Tae-yang’s liking was extremely high.
-But at this point, isn’t Kim Taeyang just a GOAT?
Defeat the leader who was violating human rights.
Create a vigilante group and eradicate bullies.
Building a Ranch to Relieve Failed Students.
Volunteer MTs provide unforgettable memories.
As the student council president, take the risk by entering the dungeon by example…
Ah… I realize now… Tabernacle… !
↳ ㅇㅇㄱㅇ
↳ The best GOAT ever
↳ To be honest, everything about Kim Tae-yang was worth it.
↳ Honestly, the fact that public opinion was half and half here was due to the work of the leading club and the student council haha
↳ Tired of the real polling.
↳ Restrain yourself. A lot of kids still hate it.
↳ Dentures click~ Denture click~ Denture click~ Denture click~ Denture click~ Denture click~
-But in real life, you hate Kim Taeyang the most.
The first graders originally liked Taeyang Kim, and the fact that the forces that hated Taeyang Kim were the operational forces of the second and third graders…
There’s been a lot of bullshit these days.
Do the damn thing.
You guys hate Kim Taeyang the most in real life, it’s embarrassing haha
↳ Isn’t it?
↳ Why do you hate Galju?
↳ (Gritting teeth)
↳ Real freshmen are funny. In Anggal, as a group, they suck on Kim Taeyang as if they were hit with mulberry, but in real life, if you ask how Kim Taeyang is, they will start by swearing at you haha
↳ Break your dentures?
↳ Break my dentures really hard, damn it.
↳ I can’t refute, so I just wear dentures.
↳ Ark is ruined haha Just think that the first year will be the third year, Ark’s status will be the same as now haha
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Reality.
This is Ark’s study lounge.
The children gathered at the desk were either studying or chatting.
It was not unreasonable that the story of Kim Tae-yang appeared frequently.
A group of people wasting time tapping their smartphones were no exception.
“There’s been a lot of talk about Kim Taeyang lately.”
“Huh. You are resurrected.”
“Me too. Resurrection, an erratic child?”
“Right? But the last MT was pretty good…”
At the words of one student, the notice game began.
There was a pause, and a male student broke through the silence.
“It doesn’t change that I’m a bully. To be honest, I don’t get along with the student council president at all.”
The boy’s fingers moved quickly.
He was chatting and commenting on the gallery.
↳ ㅇㅇ! Before I hit and kill all the bastards, I’m going to have a good time with my mouth!! There is no student president as perfect as Taeyang Kim! Yep!!
The female student received the male student’s words.
“You think so too? No matter how sacrificial he is, he’s a bit like that. Isn’t that trash that turns female students into sows?”
She, too, was commenting on the thread.
↳ The sow is ready to obey Galju! Honey~
“That’s right. How could a guy who works as a sex slave be Ark’s student council president?”
↳ Taeyang Kim, who makes all students worship with one cock, is the true student council president…
“Ugh. I don’t know what he’s doing without expelling such a bully as soon as possible.”
↳ From now on, Taeyang Kim and I will become one. Any attack on Kim Taeyang is regarded as an attack on me…
“Are you really saying Ark is going to fail like the seniors said?”
↳ If it wasn’t for Taeyang, Ark would have already collapsed ㅅㅅ
“The number one contributor to ruining our school’s image.”
↳ I love you, Galju♡ I’m so thrilled to be a freshman in the same arc as Galju… ♡
Although students were still shy,
Anyway, a quiet storm was raging in Ark.
*
It was a full-fledged vacation season.
Normally, this is the time to visit home.
However, Ark’s students were a little different.
Students with poor grades enter the dungeon without asking or questioning.
This is because the number of dungeon raids is recognized as some credits.
The situation of excellent students is not very different.
Except for the fact that there was a contract with the guild and that the level of the dungeons being put in was high, it was the same for honor students to use vacation as a raid period.
Of course, there are dungeon events that must be cleared during vacation.
It is necessary to enter the S-class dungeon, which is considered a nuisance in the guild world, and obtain essential rewards.
The problem is that I don’t know how to enter that dungeon.
Originally, it was an event that continued through Kang Joo-hyuk’s talent.
Without that coincidence, there was no way they would let me, a student, into an S-class dungeon.
Of course.
I have one thing in mind.
The Justice Guild, which manages the dungeon, is very angry with me.
It’s because the value of the promising youngsters that Justice is raising has plummeted because of me.
The identities of those prospects are the heroines.
Seol Ha-rin, Lena, Chloe, and even Seol Ha-jung.
The guild that raised the heroines whose Constellations were stolen by me was Justice.
Thanks to this, there are more than one or two warning letters from Justice.
‘I ignored everything…’
Anyway, the point was that the head of the Justice Guild was very angry with me.
I intend to use that anger.
‘I’m provoking him by making him even more angry!’
I know how to piss her off even more.
You probably thought I was dead by now…
If you suddenly revive and ‘dominate’ social media… ?
“Hey sows! It’s photoshoot time!!”
“Photoshoot… ?”
“Wearing lewd cosplay clothes and walking down the street!!!”
I will post a lot of lewd pictures with sows on social media.
If rumors spread that they were flirting with a bully like me, the value of rookie heroes would inevitably decrease.
If the value goes down, the guild leader gets mad!
Who said social media is a waste of life?!
To this body, SNS is a nuclear weapon!!!