Chapter 99 – Episode 99 if You Declare That You Are a Female Pig Right Away and Ask for a Contract While Dancing, I Will Sign a Contract With a Lowly Four-Year Guild!!!!

Episode 99: If you declare that you are a sow right away and ask for a contract while dancing, I will sign a contract with a 4-year-old guild!!!!

We got into Seol Ha-rin’s limousine.
The car was full of pre-prepared cosplay outfits.

“Hey, are you asking me to go out wearing these clothes?”

The clothes Kuma carried were bunny girl cosplay costumes.
It’s definitely a bit of a burden to him.
Because Kuma is a cool older sister who likes sporty clothes.

“I can’t wear anything like this.”
“Hey. You’ll be fine, so don’t worry?”
“Ha? It’s not that I’m worried that it won’t fit, it’s the opposite. It’s going to get in trouble because it fits so well.”
“What kind of bullshit are you talking about?”
“Isn’t it obvious that you’re going to be extremely hunted?! You don’t want to cause chaos in the streets because of me!”

Is it a princess again…
I was contemplating what to say because it was so bottomless and bottomless, but Lena sighed.

“Kuma. You are not that tidy.”
“Well, what would you do with that?! What would you do if I walked the streets in a bunny girl costume and the streets paralyzed!”
“Try it.”
“Joy. Don’t cry after losing the number of huntings to me.”

Lena winked at me.
Lena knew how to handle her kuma.

“Wow. It’s a tail plug! The leash is also very tight. Harin. Do me some makeup Can you act like a little bruised?”

Ring-♪

Marzo pervert Chloe is in a very excited state.
Maybe I misunderstood something on my own, the concept seems a bit strange, but…
One effect seems good.

Ring-♪

We headed to a place with as many people as possible.
It was to attract aggro.

Ring-♪

But what is this all about?

“Hey. Whose phone is ringing? It’s crazy, so check it out.”
“It seems to be coming from your pants.”
“Ha? What nonsense are you talking about? This body’s phone is in my hand!”
“So I am very suspicious. Why do you have two phones? Who are you trying to secretly contact?”

Seol Ha-rin tapped my pants pocket.
There was definitely a smartphone there.

I remember now!
I got a smartphone as a reward for clearing the dungeon.

Raising Asmo.
I sent you Auto Hunt and didn’t check.

When I took out my phone, there was an alarm.
Dozens of them too.

[Raising Asmo-Asmo has completed her hunt.]
[Raising Asmo – Check out the rewards Asmo brought.]
[Raising Asmo-Asmo is calling her dad.]
[Raising Asmo – Asmo is hungry.]
[Raising Asmo – Asmo is lonely.]
[Raising Asmo – Asmo is depressed.]
[Raising Asmo – Asmo is terrified…]
.
.
.

Does an alarm go off if you don’t take care of it for a certain amount of time?
It bothers me…

When I opened the app, I saw Asmo crouched in the corner of the dungeon.
The redness of her body seemed to be covered in goblin blood.

When I touched Asmo, she jumped up in surprise.

-Asmo: Are you the father?!

I pressed the button to talk to Asmo.

-Me: Hey lustful JK. Are you done hunting?

-Asmo: Dad… ! I thought my dad abandoned me!!

-Me: Could that be? I mean, there’s still a lot left to suck!!

-Asmo: Suck, suck… ?

-Me: Ha?! Of course, don’t you have to roll four years to get the dungeon rewards?! Otherwise, there is no reason to raise a lascivious JK like you!!!

-Asmo: haha. That, right? I’ll work hard, Dad…

(Asmo secretly steals tears.)
(Asmo seems disappointed that I picked him up so late.)

(Asmo’s energy -1)
(Asmo’s self-esteem -1)
(Asmo’s personality -3)

(Asmo’s status has changed from ‘Normal’ to ‘Dejected’.)

No shit
What are you saying at will and dropping the status at will?
Is there any way I can praise you?

Should I have checked right after the automatic hunting in the first place?
We’ll look into this later, and check out the rewards.

[You have cleared Goblin Cave Lv1.]
[Asmo has brought several items.]
[Goblin’s Heart x9]
[Goblin Shaman, Gorimlin’s Cosmetic Powder]
[Please select an item to send.]

For a moment, I doubted my eyes.
Gorimlin’s makeup powder?
You say this comes from here?

Suddenly, when I pressed send, Gorimlin’s powder appeared in my hand.

“Wow~☆ Legendary Artifact Getto! Eating for free doesn’t make you feel good?!”

Gorimlin’s powder is a strengthening item.
It is a powder that strengthens Hecate’s curse. Its ability is also excellent, but it was a core item that could turn Hecate into a female body.
It would be perfect to put it in the subspace and use it in this dungeon.

Perhaps because she had been neglected for a day, Asmo’s condition looked very bad.
After feeding and washing as the app ordered, Asmo’s mood quickly returned.

There is also a shop in the game.
The money was raised by selling all the goblin hearts that Asmo brought.
There were items in the shop to decorate the room, but it didn’t seem necessary.

-Asmo: Whoa. It’s a sleeping bag I wish I could stay at home…

But Asmo seemed to have a different idea.
Well, I’m just in the game, but for Asmo, it’s a living space.
Even if it’s a dull cave, it’d be nice to decorate it a little bit.

-Me: Hey. It’s a sleeping bag

-Asmo: Dad is the best… !

(Asmo’s HP +5)
(Asmo’s energy +1)
(Asmo’s self-esteem +1)
(Asmo’s personality +5)

(Asmo’s status has changed from ‘dejected’ to ‘excited’.)

What. I give you a gift once, so your abilities go up a lot, right?
Have you recovered your stamina?
Then I’ll go straight to the dungeon.

-Me: Lustful JK. It’s time to go to the dungeon. It’s about raiding the wolf den outside the cave.

-Asmo: Again… ? I’m a bit tired…

(Asmo looked a bit tired.)
(If you enter the dungeon like this, Asmo might get hurt.)

[Do you really want to send Asmo to the dungeon?]

[Y/N]

Asmo can get hurt?

Oops…

Yes!!!!!
Two times three times four times ten times go!!!!!!
Go ahead and collect some damn artifacts!!!!!!

Oh, and with auto-battle, of course.
I’m a little busy because I have to go take pictures with the heroines from now on.

I’m sorry, Asmo.
I’ll go with you later when I’m free.
I’m not sure when I’ll be free.

“Arrived.”

This is in the middle of Gangnam.
It was a street full of people who came out to play on the weekend.

“Oops! Cling!”

We showed up in a limousine on a busy street.
Lena on my left, Seol Ha-rin on my right, and Kuma behind me.
From now on, Chloe and Seol Ha-jung, who were on a leash, walked on four legs like pets.
Also, all the heroines were dressed in sleazy cosplay.

Naturally, people gathered around us.

“What? What event are you doing?”
“Oooh…”
“At what time of the day, such a sensational event…”
“But don’t you feel familiar?”
“Are you famous?”

Naturally, the smartphone camera was shining on us.

“Yaya! It means don’t take pictures carelessly!!”
“Hee! Sin, sorry!”
“Hey!! I was told not to take pictures of my face!!! Sows, take pictures as much as you like!!!”
“… ?”

I strictly protect my portrait rights.
But the faces of the sows are encouraged to be sold.
That crap is me… !

Click-click-

“Wow. What the hell did these women do wrong?”
“Uh? Isn’t it seolhajeong? Are you Ark’s rookie?”
“Come to think of it, that’s Lena and Chloe… ?”
“That guy is the rumored Kim Taeyang!”
“What’s wrong with such pretty kids being dragged around by trash like that?”

[Directing the NTR situation!]
[I got 10 coins!]

Coin harvesting is crazy.
However, the goal of this outing is not coins.
Those are the pictures.

“Hey. Sows. Take a picture. Gather.”
“Yes-♡”

When I turned on the camera, the heroines came into their faces.
A man who dresses super rookies in risqué clothes and takes a walk in the middle of Gangnam.
That picture will be floating around the web including my social media.

The Justice Guild must have been opened by now, right?

It’s so easy to hate!

*

Park Hee-yeon, the head of the Justice Guild.
Her office computer was loaded with news articles.

-The shocking current situation of the academy students!
-Sex slaves appeared in the middle of Gangnam?!
-Arc’s status, how far will it fall?
-Is the Justice Guild supporting Taeyang Kim?

There were articles about photos of Kim Tae-yang and women.
And the guild to which those women belonged was none other than Justice.
Thanks to Kim Taeyang’s eccentricity, Justice was also taking a hit.

Phones and messengers rang non-stop.

– Guild leader! Chairman Lim is asking for a call!
-YT Group has contacted you! If this rumor cannot be resolved, they will cancel the advertising contract and charge a penalty!
– It’s an emergency! The General Meeting of Shareholders The board of directors will soon call a meeting!

“Call the media right now and tell them to take down the article.”
“Should I get off if I say get off?”
“At least threaten me, you bastard!”
“Guild leader! Articles aren’t the only problem! It’s already all over the internet! There are hundreds of thousands of likes on social media, and Lekkas are making videos! Rumors are circulating as if Kim Taeyang is already a member of our guild!!”
“Ah-oh… !”

Bang!

Park Hee-yeon kicked the chair.
Boom – The chair flew off and crashed into the wall.

“So why the hell does that bastard know that he belongs to our guild?!”
“I think it’s because of the posts he posted on his social media!”

The secretary held up her smartphone.
It was Kim Taeyang’s SNS post.

-Hey! I came to Seoul to sign a guild contract, but the weather is so nice isn’t it?!

#Chocolate #Sow Walk #Guild that has received the grace of this body #Justice

“?”

I couldn’t even say anything because it was absurd.
Justice never contacted Kim Taeyang, and he never even put in a donation.
The reason is simple.
Because his color didn’t match Justice.

But did he decide the guild on his own?
That alone was enough to open the lid, but Kim Taeyang’s mischief crossed the line.

#Park Hee-yeon #Gilde leader #Declare the sow

“Ah, sows… ?”

The secretary quickly explained.

“Kim Taeyang deprived the female students of their constellations or subdued them and made them declare that they were female pigs…”
“I know too, so shut up!!”

I couldn’t know
Because of Kim Tae-yang, the value of the super rookies that Justice was raising plummeted.

Hero rookies have a great influence on the guild’s stock price.
This is because stock prices reflect future values, not present values.

Hajung Seol, Lena, Kuma, and Chloe.
These four were the ones who turned the Justice into idols.
They are the talented people who will be responsible for the future of Justice.
He was scheduled to become a leading role in towing the Justice in the future.

Until Kim Tae-yang appeared.

“Why haven’t you heard from the bastards who went looking for this bastard?!”
“Well, he’s cheating on the location.”
“Cheat?”
“They say they are having trouble with the search because they upload photos taken in several places at once…”
“You idiots! Can’t find a 20-year-old official?! Are you still a hero?! Release more kids and catch them right away!!!”

An executive hurriedly left the office.
The executives called to the meeting in Park Hee-yeon’s anger only noticed.

“The stock price fell by almost 50% because of Kim Tae-yang, that son of a bitch. Because of that bastard, I got kicked out of the guild too! That bastard is the Justice’s main enemy!!”
“You’re right! It must be thoroughly cooked in some way!”
“I should have acted sooner… I should have separated Kim Tae-yang and the kids even if it had to do with the arc… !”

Ark is closed to outsiders.
Even though bad rumors were spreading among the students, the reason for not taking active measures was the stubbornness of the dean of Ark, Tomo-tan.

“That damn little bitch! If that bitch hadn’t been stubborn, it would have been over long ago!! Why is the school year looking after Kim Tae-yang?! Wasn’t that year actually a sow?!”
“It really might be. There are rumors that the condition of the dean and vice-president is not normal among the faculty members of Ark.”
“What the hell is that bastard, Kim Taeyang? ? How did he even turn the dean into a sow? ?!!”

At this point, I wasn’t just angry.
I was very curious about Taeyang Kim.
What tricks did women do to enslave themselves?

“Guild leader! He has a new post!”
“What?”

Park Hee-yeon immediately checked the post.

(Photo of eating at the Justice cafeteria)
#Justice #cafeteria #wikkol

“?”

This time it was really questionable.
Justice’s cafeteria out of nowhere?

“What is this bastard? Are you here?”
“Is that so?”
“No fuck, isn’t that the menu for today?”
“I see…”
“What are you doing?! Hurry up and grab it!!!”

The moment Park Hee-yeon tries to overturn the large stone desk-

Kwahiah ah ah ah ah ah -ah ───────────── !!!

Someone broke through the conference room door.

“Hey!!! Dedicate the contract, guild leader sow!!!!!”

“How big?!”
“What, what… ?”

That was Kim Tae-yang.
Beside her were the sows.

Tuuk!

He shouted, putting one foot on the desk.

“I will give you a chance to contract with this body!!! If you declare that you are a sow right now and ask for a contract while dancing, I will sign a contract with a lowly four-year guild!!!! Hey!!!!”

“… ?”

A madman who comes in out of nowhere and tells you to ask if you want to sign a contract.

That was Kim Tae-yang.

However, Park Hee-yeon was also not an easygoing person.

Akbari, who started as a low-level hero and rose to the guild leader with a terrible personality.

If there are 100 people who joined the company together, she is the only woman who lives as much as Park Hee-yeon now.

How did you get to this place?

Skip the good guy. Send the bad guy

I came up killing all the traitorous bastards like glasses jab.

And Kim Taeyang, who is now in front of my eyes, also belonged to the ‘those to be killed’.

“You fucking bastard. Did you come to die on your own?”

Park Hee-yeon stood up from her seat with an eerie smile.

“Yaya! Guild leader sow!! Do not use profanity!!! Doesn’t it look low quality for no reason?!”
“Shut up and let’s get hit.”

Park Hee-yeon grabbed Kim Tae-yang by the collar.
At that very moment, Taeyang Kim brought in a smartphone.

“… ?”

It was a spinning video.
A very dizzying, optical illusion-inducing video.

The name of the app was ‘Hypnosis App’.

“Hey. For four years from now, you will become the guild leader’s sow.”
“What, what nonsense… Guess what? Grunt?”

The effect was great.