Chapter 2 – Episode 2 – The Bronze Thief

After going down the mountain road for a long time, there was finally a sidewalk that people could walk on.

“Whoa…”

With such a small body, walking even a little bit takes a toll on your stamina. It was a light body, as if it had been used for light engineering, but its stamina was exhausted quickly, as if it had been dragged with the body using cheongeunchu (千斤墜).

“First, physical strength rather than muscle… Haha! I need to grow up. Seriously, you are so insincere.”

It was decided to revise the strategic objective. It’s muscle, so I need to sleep and do strength training first. What kind of body do you have?

My side hurts, I’m dying. As if stabbed by a knife… Whoops! I can’t go any further like this. Let’s take a little rest in front of the stream over there.

“Ugh!”

As if crawling, I walked to the stream and arrived, and a refreshing breeze blew from the water’s edge.

“Sigh…”

As I lay down in the shade under a tree growing near the stream, I felt that the fatigue accumulated from walking was alleviated.

By the way, what the hell happened to his body, so he panted just because he had walked a little on a mountain path? Is this the physical strength of children these days?

When I was a child of this size, I was trained by farming and manual labor, so I never ran out of breath even running on the mountain roads day and night.

Kids these days seem to be insignificant. This all happened because I was not allowed to play outside and I was told to study writing in my room. It’s really something to lament. The sprouts of the world that I will rule are insignificant.

“… I need to drink some water.”

After sweating for a long time, my throat was dry. Fortunately, the stream looked very clean as there were no houses nearby.

Like that, let’s stick out our snout all the way, stick our mouths in, and swallow. The very sweet water went down my throat and purged my dry body.

“Well! The water tastes very good. Does a freshman build a house by this stream?”

Does the immortal who purifies the water live in this river? It’s a great taste for a river without a name.

The brook that flows in some famous mountain is incredibly delicious. I heard that it is also used in medicine. I think this water can be used that way too.

‘Huh, then your throat is damp. Shall we catch crayfish or fish while we’re here to fill our stomachs?’

After quenching my thirst, I suddenly felt hungry. Fortunately, the water in this river was clear, so even when I saw aquatic creatures like crayfish as an eye candy, I saw a lot of them.

When I was young, I caught fish like this to fill my hungry stomach. Um, where is the suitable tree branch…

“… !”

It feels like the hairs on your back are standing up. Even though the body is weak, the senses are still alive, so they can read the impending danger in advance.

Maybe it’s different? Wow! An arrow flew right next to me and hit the floor. The guy who fired the point must have been strong. As soon as he got hit, his pebbles bounced a bit.

“How dare you carelessly drink water from the stream of this body! The price is very heavy!”

Bang! In the distance, a man descended from a rock, wearing an eyepatch and holding a bow in one hand. When I saw the nimble movement, I tried to become a third-class warrior at least, having learned martial arts.

‘Wait, aren’t you a woman?’

In addition, a very young-looking woman, a heroine who seemed to be of Lee Rip’s age, ran in front of me in an instant.

By the time we saw each other’s faces, the woman stopped in her seat and looked at me still. She was wearing a black eyepatch over one of her eyes. The fact that the skull pattern was drawn made people creepy.

“Hmm, when I saw her from a distance, I thought she was a girl because of her pale face. Now I see you are a man.”
“Ji, what the hell are you doing here…”
“Great. Today is a happy day! What are you doing! Come out quickly!”

The ‘Hero of One’s thump stomped her feet pretty hard. Then, from the surrounding grass, two women with her spears or old knives crept out.

They were quite different from the heroines of Aekku. It was not difficult to see that these two were the subordinates of the heroine when they saw that the clothes they were wearing were also worn and they were skinny or excessively fat.

‘Bandit… ?’

By the way, why are the women holding a blade that doesn’t suit them and harboring a vicious aura?

When I was young, I heard that a widow who had lost her husband during a famine and war would rob strangers with a kitchen knife in order to feed her children.

They were more systematic than that.

“Uh heh heh, man… It looks so delicious too, hehe…”
“It’s been a while since I’ve eaten soft young chicken… Boss! I don’t think I can stand it anymore, but I’ll attack you right away!”

What, what are these? Did you hear the color horse? It’s a behavior that can’t be seen as a modest woman.

I felt something unpleasant about that figure, so I stumbled backwards, and I knew it! Then an arrow was pierced next to it, and something like pebbles flew up into the sky.

“The girl is talking, but where does the man dare to go? The water here is the owner. You drank recklessly, so you must pay for it.”
“Value… ?”
“Looks like a young boy who couldn’t exceed the terms and conditions, so I’ll give you about 10 nyang of my hermit.”
“10, 10 nyang? Such a lot of money!”

The money I have in my hand right now is one hermit. It’s absurdly insufficient to pay the price.

No, before that, a sip of water cost 10 hermits. What kind of bullying do you mean In the first place, even if there was only one hermit nyang, a commoner could live comfortably for a year. 10 times that amount!

It is absurd to ask people to pay a huge amount of money to buy a suitable field just because they quenched their thirst.

“You mean no? Then there is nothing you can do I have no choice but to pay the price with my body. Doryeong.”
“Mo, body?”
“Aha, you must be a shy bachelor who doesn’t know that well yet. This is lucky.”

Slowly, the island of the heroine’s clothes was loosened. Fell straight to the ground.

The bronzed naked body was illuminated in the sun as it was. As expected of a third-class soldier, it was nice to see that the abdomen and limbs were full of small muscles here and there.

The breasts were also quite large. It was bigger than a ripe fruit. Ah, I would have thought that Queen Mother of the West’s peach would be open here too. The sour-looking nipples at the end of them were close to the color of plum blossoms, contrasting with the tanned skin.

‘Now, this isn’t the time to look around for a moment.’

I don’t know why, but these crazy girls and women seem to be trying to rape me right now.

Did you go crazy because you didn’t get married even though the terms and conditions were signed? Raping people in broad daylight is something only brave madmen would do. How much more does a woman rape a man?

This doesn’t make sense!

‘There is no time to waste here.’

Her face and body were definitely on the beautiful side. I am a body that has to move busily for a while.

How not to pass the time indulging in lust. So, I decided to devise a strategy to get out of this situation.

‘Wait, this body and face are similar to those of the unlucky Murimsega parasitic brothers.’

Even at first glance, the immaculate skin and good-looking clothes made him look like a nobleman. If you act well, you’ll be seen as the beloved youngest member of the Namgung Sega clan.

If you treat these ignorant female thieves well, you will be able to escape this crisis.

‘Great.’

I immediately recalled the smug voices unique to them, cleared my voice, opened my eyes, and fired a word.

“Four years!”

I think it’s a dignified voice, but it’s a pity that it’s thin like a oriole.

However, to see if shouting out had any effect, the female heroine of Oneku strode forward, but her footsteps were stopped.

“Can’t you recognize me!”
“… All of a sudden, that’s out of the blue.”
“I am Namgunghyeon, the youngest member of the Namgung family!”
“Namgoong, Sega’s… ?”
“Yes!”

Namgung Sega’s reputation is one of the best in the Moorim Sega, so thieves say that just by hearing about her, they will squirm away her body.

Of course, that’s why there are many municipal mistresses who impersonate names. It’s me, as I said earlier, my appearance and outfit are similar to Young master’s outings.

It would be easy to fool these stone heads. Look, aren’t that fat bitch and the fluttering bitch paying attention to their boss?

“You are the youngest member of the Namgung family…”
“Don’t talk! Not a name I would dare to put in your filthy mouth!”
“Huh… Right. I am the youngest member of the Namgung family.”
“Ay! Impolite!”

Perhaps they fell for my desperate performance, and the other two were already thinking about leaving them from far away.

However, the boss was making a puzzled face while fiddling with my chin, probably not believing it easily.

“How could such a precious person be here without an escort… ?”
“There is no way that a lowly person like you could understand my great intentions, that I came here to find out how my worldly life goes. What are you doing! Bend your knees right now!”
“Hmm.”

Uh, uh, usually at this point, I have to take it out or cringe while rubbing my palms together.

Originally, trembling was a normal reaction when seeing thieves carrying such dangerous weapons. Therefore, I rather confidently went out and tried to deceive myself as an unusual person.

But how could this woman not be deceived? Gradually, isn’t she coming towards me! Naked too!

“This is just a coincidence. There was a time when I was an idiot, not yet understanding the world, I raised a knife and begged for food in the presence of high-ranking people.”
“Well, what about…”
“Among them, the most lucrative thing was to belong to the Murim family and escort Young master, hmm. Did she tell you to go to Namgung?”

Big, big trouble… ! I never thought this year would be the year I had ties to Sega.

“Then, if I violate you and steal your virginity, will the original woman become the mistress of the youngest son of the male palace? Well, that’s something worth doing.”

Scared of those words, the heroine quickly ran to me. There was quite a distance. Her big ass and slim waist were pushed out behind her, then bounced hard in front of her, and she closed her distance in an instant.

“Caught.”

She had no time to rebel. Because before I could turn around and pull her out, she was much quicker for the woman to grab me by the scruff of her neck and throw her to the floor.

“Ah!”
“It was then, and it is now. I have a question for you. Indeed, what kind of taste will Prince Sega’s cock taste like?”
“Hey, wait!”

Before I could finish my words, her hand was torn to pieces.

“Then! Thank you for this food.”