## Chapter 1005 – Aristocrat Kim Kat
An absolutely horrific rage.
“KYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”
I unleashed a scream like a crow on drugs while pummeling the guy beneath me.
This is the problem with kids these days. They’re not properly educated by their mothers, so they act so rudely to others. They’re old enough to know better, but they can’t tell what they should and shouldn’t say.
“KIIYAAAAAHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!”
I couldn’t stop screaming…!
Why is the world still like this!
—A world mired in suffering!
The basic etiquette one should show to strangers and acquaintances clearly exists in this world, and it should undoubtedly be common sense!!!
“But why!!!”
I shouted, looking down at the bald head beneath me.
“Why don’t you guys know it!!!!”
I don’t know if these bastards don’t know I’m a Paladin, or if they know and just don’t care, but it’s definitely because they weren’t properly educated!!!
Whatever the case, they need the guidance of Fusion Confucianism!
“Why don’t you know!!! Huh!!”
“Kuh-erk…!”
I grabbed the completely wrecked bald head by the collar and shook him, and he made a strange noise as if he were trying to mock me.
Kuh-erk?
This son of a bitch is joking at a time like this!!!
“You still haven’t come to your senses, have you! I told you to bring your mom, but you didn’t! I’m saying this out of concern, but don’t tell me you don’t have a mom! I’ll dig up her grave and bring her here anyway!!! I’ll scold your rotten character in front of your mother’s remains!!”
I spread my palm wide and slapped the guy’s face indiscriminately.
—Whack!
—Pow!
—Thud!
“This is all!!! You don’t know you’re embarrassing your parents!!”
“Ugh! Wuh-ugh…! Ugh…! Th-that’s…”
Broken teeth scattered and flew everywhere. There’s a saying that one word can repay a thousand nyang debt, but this world is even more serious. It’s a world where you can die for acting rudely once.
This was retribution for looking down on the world I lived in.
“Who lives in this world looking down on it! A moron like that deserves to die, you foolish orphan!!!”
That’s when it happened.
“P-please stop! You’ll kill him!!!”
Some brave Auntie came to save her comrade who was getting beaten by me and reached out her hand. Naturally, I grabbed the Auntie’s hand.
“Ack!!”
And grabbed her wrist tightly.
“Don’t… touch me!!!”
—Whoosh!
I swung her like a flail and slammed her into the ground.
—Wham!!!
“KYAAAAAAHHHH!!!”
“This is already a battlefield! Don’t approach the enemy with a half-assed attitude, you bug-like bastards!!!!”
—Screeeeeeeeeech!!!
I screamed and looked at the gang who were already sitting down. How dare these cowardly and weak bastards try to run wild without knowing their place!
“Get down!!!”
Being weak on top of being foolish is your crime!!
“Anyone who moves from now on is the culprit!!!”
Anyway, I ordered them to get down because I wanted to find out why these bastards approached us in the first place. It’s a professional habit these days, but if someone attacks me, I can’t calm down unless I find out who’s behind it.
“Kuh…!”
“O-oh…”
“N-no way…”
But the guys who were sitting down didn’t get down, they just crawled backwards.
“Get down if you don’t want to get hit!!!”
When I tried to grab one of those bastards.
“U-uwaaaah!! He’s crazy!! He’s a crazy man!! A madman has appeared!!”
“Run!!! We have to run!!”
“Save me!!!”
“We have to call the guards!!! We have to call the guards!!”
“I’m going to sue!! I’m definitely going to sue!!”
The gang who were screaming stood up and tried to run outside.
But, as expected, they’re just foolish.
—Flash!!
“You’re going to call the guards?”
“Huh!!!”
“You won’t be able to.”
I moved at lightning speed, chased after the guys one by one, grabbed them by the scruff of their necks, and threw them back into the room. It was very easy to catch them again even if they ran away. It didn’t even take 20 seconds to subdue the eight pig bastards who were running away.
—Creak.
I threw the guys into the room, closed the door, and brought the sofa to block it. Now, let’s start the closed-door assault.
Thinking that, I looked ahead and saw.
“Kyahahaha!”
—Clap clap clap clap!!
Karin was clapping her hands while laughing heartily. It seemed that my punishment and education were quite enjoyable.
“Ugh, damn it, this is so funny I’m going to die. Hey. What are these bastards doing?”
“I’ll find out from now on. Anyway, why do something rough when you’re invited to someone’s house? Just sit on the sofa and watch.”
“Okay. I will.”
Karin smiled and plopped down on the sofa that was blocking the door.
“Ugh…! Please don’t do this!”
“Why are you doing this!”
“We were wrong! We were wrong! Please let us go, please!”
Around that time, the gang who had finally grasped the situation started crawling on the ground and begging me to let them go.
Of course, I have no intention of letting them go.
“You crazy sons of bitches. I’ll show you properly today that you get hit if you talk shit.”
“Ugh!”
I immediately approached the guy in the front, took off his coat, and tore it into long strips.
“Gather your wrists and ankles!!”
“G-gather them? What does that mean…!”
“You fucking bitch, just gather them if I tell you to, you moron!!!!”
I immediately struck the top of the guy’s head with my palm.
—Wham!!
“Debogek!”
The guy let out a bizarre scream and fainted. These fucking bastards never listen when you talk to them. There’s no medicine for a guy who can’t even follow the simple order to gather his hands and feet other than getting hit.
“Sniff…! Sniff!”
“H-how could this…!”
“What is this… Why aren’t the guards… coming…”
I ignored the sobbing gang and used the strips of cloth I made by tearing the clothes to tie the wrists and ankles of the fainted guy. There are a total of ten people, including the three guys who are already down and the seven guys who are sobbing over there.
“Okay. You guys take off your coats and gather your arms and legs.”
“…”
“…”
“…”
Perhaps because I had instantly fucked up one person, the other guys immediately took off their coats and gathered their arms and legs at my words. Only after tying up all the guys like that did my interrogation begin.
The first target is the bald guy who I already fucked up.
I had held back appropriately, so the guy was still alive. It’s just that his face, which had been hit intensively, was swollen and blue like the Na’vi from Avatar or an Ao Oni.
Well, I can’t help it if his teeth are broken and he’s bleeding from his nose.
“What’s your name!!! Answer quickly!!”
Anyway, I grabbed the guy by the collar and asked.
“Cough… Kah-cough…!”
“Name!!”
“H-hu. Hu. Hu. H-Hudnaru He, Heshutah…”
The guy barely managed to complete those words while breathing heavily. But Hudnaru? Kudnaru? The pronunciation is too unclear, so I don’t know for sure, but his name seemed to be something similar to that, and his last name seems to be Vestart as it is.
As expected, he was Karin’s half-sibling.
“Speak properly, you fucking bitch!!!”
“I, I, I can’t sp, sp, speak pr, properly…”
“Don’t make excuses in front of meㅡ!!!!”
Enraged, I slammed my fist hard on the floor.
—Wham!!!
“…!”
Then a large hole was made and my fist was stuck in it.
“This is the problem… When they do something wrong, they try to make excuses when they get caught. Fusion Confucianism never allows that. They don’t act rudely first, and if they do something wrong, they apologize unconditionally. Understand?”
“Y-yes, I und-understand…!”
“Shut up!!! Tell me your mother’s name!!! And your rank!!!”
This is the most important thing.
If he’s included in Karin’s revenge targets, the guy is already dead.
“M-Merilla… A-Aha-nim’s fif, fifteenth… concubine…”
The fifteenth concubine with the name Merilla?
“Karin?”
“I don’t know, damn it. When did it get so many?”
When I asked Karin right away, she shook her head.
Karin’s enemies were definitely from the third to the seventh concubine.
“Consider yourself lucky, Kudnaru. Anyway. Why did you come to us, and what’s the reason for talking about property and all that?”
“Th-that…”
The guy opened his mouth while saying something, but because his face was fucked up, his pronunciation was too unclear and incoherent, so I couldn’t understand him at all.
I’ll have to ask another guy.
“The next in line! Stand up if it’s you!!”
So I immediately shouted at the tied-up guys. Seeing that these bastards came in a gang, they must have formed some kind of alliance among themselves. The bald guy was the leader. If there’s a leader, there must be a vice-leader.
—…
But silence.
The guys just looked at each other, but no one tried to move even when I told them to stand up if it was them.
I can’t help it.
“If you don’t come out, you’re all getting hit, you fucking bastards.”
I said that and went into the gaps between the guys and swung my fists and feet indiscriminately.
—Papapat!
—Boong-boong!
I’ll just hit them randomly and they’ll come out.
“Kuaaaaaaaah!!!”
“Aaaah!!”
“Ugh-ugh!!”
Screams erupted.
Cries of pain.
The guys who were kicked and punched tried to run away, but because their arms and legs were tied, they had no choice but to be hit by me helplessly.
Whatever the case, they’ll all confess if you hit them.
I don’t give special treatment just because they’re nobles.
“Caron! It’s Caron!”
While I was doing that, the name came out.
“Stand up, Caron!!”
“Don’t pretend you don’t know!!”
“Caron! You should have stood up first!”
“Th-these bastards are betraying me…!”
As expected.
As expected of fucking bastards, they quickly sold out their comrades as soon as I hit them a few times. It seems that Caron is the name of the vice-leader.
I approached the man who was pointed out.
“Caron? Why didn’t you stand up when I called you?”
“I-I was afraid of getting hit! I was wrong!”
—Thud!
Perhaps because he has some sense, the guy immediately bowed his head.
Yeah.
That’s how you should act.
“Good. I’ll let it slide this time. Anyway. Why did you come to us? And why did you start acting up as soon as you came?”
“Th-that’s… Because you’re half-siblings from outside… I couldn’t help but think you came to take the property… So I came to question you about that.”
To take the property?
“What kind of crazy bullshit is that!! We came because we were invited! Why is that coming out, you fucking moron!! How can someone who came because they were invited try to take someone’s property!!!”
“Hic!!”
I shouted, dumbfounded, and Caron, who screamed, curled up like a pill bug and answered.
“I-I thought you were trying to covet the family’s property under the guise of an invitation! I was wrong! I’m sorry!!! I’m sorry!!! I’m sorry!!!! I-I couldn’t help but think we had to protect our property!!!”
“You foolish bastards!!”
They’re crazy!
“You insult someone you’ve just met for such a reason! Have we ever even hinted that we’re after your property!”
“N-no, we didn’t…”
“Then why are you acting up when we’ve just met! Why!!! Is that how your mother taught you!!! Is it because your mother is a whore that you can only think like that!!”
“That’s…!”
I grabbed Caron by the collar and lifted him up.
“Cough… Ke-cough…!”
“You did something that deserved to be hit!!!”
“I-I did! I did something that deserved to be hit! I’m sorry!!”
“Then what should you do?”
“Huh? Wh-what…?”
Is this bastard pretending not to know?
“You’ll have to give me everything you have. The crime of daring to make me use violence. Pay the price with 1 gold.”
Making this Chunma Kim Kat angry.
And on top of that, making me use violence.
“Above all, you received my personality correction program and paid etiquette education, which includes a 100% non-refundable friendly service, you see. That’s the amount that includes the tuition fee. I’m telling you nicely, you guys pay 1 gold each. If you don’t want to die.”
I even gave them a lecture on personality, common sense, and etiquette, so I have to receive about 1 gold. There are a total of ten guys on the scene, so I can take 10 gold as a souvenir.
“Th-that…!”
Caron shouted in surprise.
“Gasp…!”
“One gold…!”
“No way!”
The tied-up guys all gasped at once.
“A-after all, you were trying to take the property…!”
At that time, a guy who was as fat as a pig among the tied-up guys muttered like that.
“What?”
How dare this fucking bastard.
“Excuse me…?”
“What did you just say?”
“A-ah, no, that’s not it…”
“This fucking bastard. You come here. Do you think I’m a con artist teacher who gives fake lectures to extort money?”
“I didn’t say that!”
I immediately let go of Caron and approached the pig.
“D-don’t come!!!”
Then the guy writhed like a larva and struggled to escape.
“I told you not to come!”
This bastard will only come to his senses if he dies.
“Stop! I-I’m going to sue you properly! I think you’re trying to threaten us and get a piece of the pie, but I will never succumb to violence!!! You can’t extort a single penny from me!”
“I’m speechless.”
They’re the ones who created the situation, but they’re going to sue me?
The name of the law has become very light in this era.
“I even gave you etiquette education that includes 100% friendly service… How dare you say such a heinous thing to your teacher.”
“What nonsense!”
This bastard is also confirmed to be Fusion Confucianism type.