## Chapter 1006 – Aristocrat Kim Katt

“Sue me, you son of a bitch!!!”

I immediately approached him, grabbed his grotesquely swollen belly with my hand, squeezed hard to rupture it, and shouted.

“Kweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!”

It must feel like his belly fat was pinched with pliers. He screamed a sound befitting that feeling, advertising his pain.

This is the punishment for those who attempt patricide against their teacher.

ㅡSqueeze!

“Kweeeeeeeeeeeek!!”

Applying more force, flesh and fat completely ruptured, and blood was squeezed out.

With the heart of a parent, I squeezed and ruptured his bloated belly, providing a paid fat decomposition service.

This service is quite expensive, costing a whopping 5 gold.

“Sue? This bastard dares to sue his teacher? No matter how much the teaching profession has fallen, suing a teacher? What’s your name?”
“Kweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!”
“Is that your name, you crazy son of a bitch!!!”

Come to think of it, suing.

Actually, that kind of thing exists.

There are courts, lawyers, judges, and prosecutors. You rarely need to use them, but in disputes between nobles, these things are bound to follow.

Frankly speaking, if he sues, it’s bound to become troublesome.

So.

I just need to make it so he can’t sue.

“Sue me, you pig bastard!!!”
“I won’t! I won’t! I won’t oooooooooooooooook!!!”
“No! Just sue me!!!”

Suddenly getting fed up, I spread my palm wide and struck the bastard’s abdomen.

ㅡPaang!!!

“Uweok!!”

Then, the bastard vomited what he had eaten, creating a fountain. I used footwork to safely avoid it, then approached him again, grabbed his hair, twisted it, and shouted.

“Do it!!! Please sue me, you vomiter bastard!!! So I can kill you justly!!!”
“Ack… A, I won’t! I won’t! I’m sorry!!! I won’t ooooooot!!”
“Why the fuck are you running your mouth if you’re not going to do it! Huh! You lied to me!!”
“It’s, it’s not a lie, aaaaaack!!!”
“You biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I don’t think I can maintain my sanity any longer!!!

“If it’s not a lie, does that mean you’re going to sue!!!!!”

Why can’t you be clear about whether it’s a lie or not!!! Please, I wish you would be clear about these things!! I can’t stand this kind of thing!!!

“N, no, that’s not it!!! A, at first, I was really going to, but after being scolded, I changed my mind! I’m sorry!!! Hicc…!”
“What? That’s what it was?”

My anger subsided.

“You little shit. How good does it feel to speak properly.”

I nodded in satisfaction and stroked the pig’s head. I like guys who clearly state their condition like this. Because it’s a skill that most guys absolutely don’t have.

“Anyway, you owe me a total of 8 gold for my personality education fee, fat decomposition service, and slaughter fee.”

My anger subsided, and I stood up and calmly told him the truth. Then, the bastard’s complexion turned blue.

“E, eight gold…”

It’s an unavoidable ordeal.

“You’ll probably have to pull out the pillars of your house. But still, if you get personality education from me once, even a total moron becomes a normal person. That’s the most important value in life. You may not have money, but your future will be brighter than before.”

If this bastard had lived without being corrected by me, he would have been stabbed to death someday because of his tendencies and shitty way of talking. My education prevented that.

So, I was their teacher and savior.

I had become a mother-like existence.

Therefore, patricide is not allowed.

“In other words, you’ve saved your life thanks to me. So, I’m your teacher and mother at the same time.”
“T, that’s…”
“You may not know it now, but you’ll realize it someday.”

Yes, of course.

“Kyahahaha! You crazy bastard! Look at what you’re doing!”

For some reason, Karin was slapping her thigh and laughing hysterically. She kept laughing and even grabbed her stomach, hiccuping.

If she’s enjoying it, nothing could be better.

“Anyway, tell me your name. I’ve become your new parent, so you should tell me your name, right?”

Anyway, with the heart of a parent, I asked the bastard.

“Berion Bestart…”

The pig’s name was Berion Bestart.

“Mom’s name and rank.”
“Romillina… My father’s tenth concubine…”

Right after Karin’s mom.
First, I asked.

“Sis? You don’t know him, right?”
“Yeah. No regrets.”
“If that’s the case.”

Only then did I let go of the pig.

I can’t use violence on a valued customer anymore.

“Okay. Anyway, I understand, friends. You guys are just blinded by wealth. So, as soon as we were invited, you fantasized about taking our money without any basis… and came to argue with us. Right?”

Saying that, I looked down at the bastards with almost soulless faces.

“So, you fucking acted up without knowing you’d get beaten and got beaten.”
“…”

The bastards who were bowing their heads answered quietly and tried to avoid my gaze. These bastards, really. It’s only because it’s me that I’m ending it so mercifully. If it were another bastard, these guys would have been chopped meat without a doubt.

So, they should be grateful to me.

After all, the most important values of fusion Confucianism are mercy, love, and tolerance.

“Anyway, this is the madness of money. You guys are completely captivated by that money and have become madmen who could only appear in nightmares. Those guys are inevitably going to have a shitty life.”
“…”

I tell the bastards exactly what I felt.

“I stopped that here. So, don’t be too dissatisfied with paying the education fee. It’s like you guys have a new life because of me.”

Good.
I guess they understood by now.

“Got it? You over there.”
“Y, yes!!”

When I pointed vaguely, a young woman with brown hair who didn’t resemble Karin at all answered.

“You know now that if you stick your head out and do crazy things without knowing anything, you can go to hell, right?”
“Yes! I understand!”
“You properly learned about etiquette, common sense, and manners, too?”
“O, of course!”
“Good. So, don’t ever forget today because it’s an education fee.”
“…”
“You’re closing your mouth? Don’t tell me you don’t want to pay?”
“No! I’ll pay!”
“Yeah. When your teacher or parent answers, answer right away like that.”
“Y, yes…!”

Perfect.

I’ve properly reformed these wandering lambs into decent people. Thinking about that, my heart swelled, and I felt a refreshing sense of accomplishment blooming in my heart.

Yeah. This is Kim Katt.

As a whip of love, a true seeker of fusion Confucianism who makes the world a slightly better place. He’s really a perfect man, too perfect. I was so proud of myself.

“Hoo.”

I went and sat next to Karin.
There’s still some time left until the party.

“You did a good deed as soon as you arrived.”
“You crazy bastard, really.”

Karin smiled and massaged the back of my neck.

“Hmm… But.”

I analyzed the situation calmly.

Even if I don’t know, seeing the concubines’ successors fighting like crazy to protect their assets, the family’s situation must be quite bad.

That’s why Karin did this as soon as she arrived.

This is 100% because the marquis’s condition is not good.

“Hey, Keron.”

As soon as I called Keron, he jumped up.

“Yes!!!”
“Is the family’s condition not very good these days? Seeing you guys fighting so hard over assets.”
“Yes… Almost. My father’s condition has gotten much worse…”

I knew it.

“Oh, shit. That bastard’s condition got worse?”

Karin, who was interested, got up from her seat.
I gestured to Keron to continue the explanation.

“Ah, yes. So, the successors with shares are forming factions… and fighting like that. The goal is to secure as much wealth as possible.”
“That securing is inheritance, right?”
“That is… Yes. That’s right…”

Keron looked at the floor, stammering at Karin’s question. Even after seeing the recent tragedy, he seemed worried about Karin participating in the inheritance battle.

I should hit him.

“That bastard must be old and rotting. It’s a very good phenomenon.”

Karin nodded, as if satisfied.

Certainly.

The head of the family’s condition is not good, so the successors are acting like this. It’s a situation that’s easy to understand. Above all, Karin, who received a reward from the royal family, must have thought that she could participate in the inheritance battle at any time.

So, these bastards who were blinded by money rushed in without considering the consequences.

Anyway, I asked more questions I was curious about.

“Hey, Keron. How many children does Marquis Bestart have in total?”
“…D, do you mean the guys with shares in the family’s assets? Or all of them?”

It seems to be strictly divided.

“Tell me both.”
“There are a total of 32 successors with shares in the family’s assets… The exact number of the rest is unknown, but there are about 50…”
“Heomi.”

That’s a lot.

But he has nearly a hundred children?
He’s really an amazing marquis.

“What are those fifty doing?”
“Many have left the family or are living on their own. There are also guys who live like mice within the family… But they occasionally come looking for inheritance…”
“You guys beat them all up and sent them back, right?”
“T, that’s right.”

I was about to scold the bastards again here, but I stopped.

How can they still be fighting among themselves for the inheritance of their parents who are still alive? But looking at it roughly, Marquis Bestart must have been a terrible bastard. You can tell just by the way he discriminated against Karin.

So, the kids grew up like this.

So, it’s a normal consideration.

The head or leader of a family, and the existence of a pillar or head of the household, must naturally have the weight that befits it. If it doesn’t exist, they don’t have the qualifications.

“What about the concubines?”

Karin asked.

“T, there are a total of sixteen concubines with ranks now… To be honest, the rest of the concubines have nothing. They are not competitors, nor are they opponents to compete for shares… They are just living within the family.”
“Is that so? Wow, shit. There are really a lot more.”

I’m surprised too.

“Anyway, are the third to seventh concubines healthy?”
“I don’t know about their health… But they are all living normally.”
“Is that so?”

Karin smiled at the answer.

“Where are they now?”
“They’re probably with Father at the party hall… But not all of them will be there. B, by the way, why are you looking for them…?”
“Are you questioning me now?”

Karin said that, revealing her ferocity for a moment.

“I’m sorry!!!”

Keron, who was quick to notice, immediately bowed his head.
He survived.

“Sis. Anyway, I’ve roughly figured it out.”
“Well, that’s about right. I was lucky.”

I grasped the approximate situation of the Bestart family.

“I don’t think the marquis called you for no reason.”
“Hmm… Well, maybe, but it’s not something we need to worry about.”
“Hehehe, that’s right.”

I don’t know what purpose the marquis called Karin to the Bestart family, which has become such a den of ogres, but it’s not something we need to consider.

“Now! Anyway! I’m going to write down the list now, so tell me properly without lying!”

I immediately got some suitable paper and writing utensils and recorded the names of the guys who received education from me today, one by one. It’s literally full of Bestart family members. After recording that, I also properly wrote down the amount to be billed.

I can collect the money as it is.

But unfortunately, there were no guys who had the third to seventh concubines as their mothers. When I asked Keron, he said that their children have the largest shares. They’re probably at the party hall, but I’ll know when I go there.

“Okay, you guys stay in here nicely.”

After finishing the arrangement, I opened all the wardrobes in the room and pushed all the tied-up guys in.

“Ugh…!”
“Heeuk!”
“I, I can’t breathe…”

It will take these bastards some time to crawl out of here.

“Spend today reflecting in that thinking box. Then you can become a better person.”

ㅡSqueak.

I closed the door like that and sealed the wardrobe door using the string made by tearing the cloth.

ㅡHeueuk…!
ㅡW, why…
ㅡHicc…!

Soon, I heard whining from inside.

“Don’t cry, you bastards!!!!”

I immediately scolded them.

“Curse your foolishness in a place darker than hell! Only then will there be progress! If you don’t fix that shitty temperament when this teacher comes to check next time, I’ll make you have a very terrible time!!”

Because it’s a 100% friendly service, I’ll thoroughly fix the parts that need AS by visiting afterwards.

ㅡ…

Thinking that, I looked out the window.

The sun was setting.

“Sis. The party will start soon, right? Let’s go slowly.”
“A party sounds so good.”
“Hehehe, me too.”

I removed the sofa that I used to seal the door and went outside.

Karin just smiled and hugged my arm, rubbing her cheek against my shoulder.

What a cute woman.