## Chapter 1086 – Ancient Vampire

“Is this… is this it? Is he sleeping in here?”

Liztina asked, her gaze fixed on us as she aimed her ominous gauntlet at the coffin. It looked like she was ready to destroy the whole thing if necessary.

Of course, I was feeling a similar urge.

And everyone here was ready to attack the coffin with a similar feeling.

“Aria, what time is it now?”
“I just checked, and there’s still some time before sunset.”

Some time.

“Though there are no windows in this room.”

So night is coming soon.

Anyway, if this is really the coffin of the vampire lord Coltrahren, we’ve won the time battle. This was the only coffin in the room, and it was practically screaming that he was inside.

The coffin seems to be made of some really good material too.

Still, there are three more floors above… Could he be higher up? We don’t have much time left. Now that we’ve found this, it’s hard to check the upper floors.

He wouldn’t be managing the castle alone, so there must be more vampires.

“We have to take care of this first, damn it.”

What else can we do?
We don’t have time, so we have to take care of what we see first.

This son of a bitch, today is the day you lie in your coffin.

“We gotta fuck him up, Khatt-nim!”

Hilde said, her eyes burning with fervor.

“Yeah!!! I’ll fuck him up!!!”

But before that!!

“First, set up a perimeter. Wait while preparing to attack. I’ll open the coffin.”
“You’re going to open it first?”
“I need to see what’s inside.”

I need to check inside first.

Under their cover, I carefully touched the coffin.

“What is this?”

But a coffin usually has a lid, and this one didn’t. It seemed like it was made to not open from the start. I don’t know how he got in and out.

“This doesn’t seem to open…”
“Then we’ll have to break it. Move aside. I’ll do it.”
“No. Cover me. I’ll take the lid off.”

If I can’t open it, I’ll just cut it.

“Andro.”
“…”

Andro was still unconscious. That bastard… he’s never useful when it really matters.

—Fwoosh.

I immediately deployed the sword flame.

“…”

What I felt from the burning sword was my fierce anger. Refined anger was contained in the sword. Soon, it felt like I could break through even sword-strength.

“I’ll destroy your coffin.”

—Thwack.

As if playing a pirate roulette game, I moderately stabbed the side of the coffin with the tip of my sword. The coffin seemed to be made of a special material, but it couldn’t withstand the Vygale engulfed in sword flame. It went in smoothly, like sticking a knife into tofu.

But damn it, I was hoping he’d suddenly scream and jump out when I stabbed him… As always, expectations are betrayed.

You goddamn son of a bitch!

It wasn’t enough to make a human farm, you betray me like this!!!!

“I will never forgive you!!! I’ll kill you, and kill you again!!!”

—Swish.

I cleanly cut off the top of the coffin, as if cutting a castella cake.

Since it was a pretty tall coffin to begin with, cutting it this much wouldn’t damage the contents much. I need to check his proper appearance first. I have to keep him as intact as possible.

—Thud.

I pushed the cut-off top away with my hand.

“Let the unveiling begin!”

What was inside was.

“This, this unholy middle-aged man is Coltrahren…!”
“He looks like a normal nobleman…?”

Hands gathered on his chest.

Lying in the coffin with his eyes closed was none other than a middle-aged man with pale skin and white hair.

But his hairstyle, damn.

It was so outdated, like a portrait hanging in a music room, that it made me want to kill him.

He could sell gimbap with that hair.

But he was quite large, and seemed to be about 180cm tall. Except for his bad complexion, he was a well-built middle-aged man. A middle-aged man with no wrinkles on his face. Overall, he looked like he was well-fed and well-rested.

And his clothes also had a somewhat old-fashioned feel, but looked really good.

Is this the vampire lord Coltrahren?

I was expecting something like a demon… He looked more ordinary than I imagined.

“Is this a vampire?”

Karin said, holding the tip of her sword to his Adam’s apple.

“He looks too evil…!”
“Hmph… I was imagining something a little different.”

Claudia seemed to be thinking the same thing as me.

“…Let’s check first.”
“Yeah. We need to check first.”

Let’s check if he’s Coltrahren.

“Then check his fangs. Vampires have really long fangs, right?”
“Okay. Just stay still for a second, sis. I’ll check. If anything happens, I’ll cut his throat and destroy his heart right away. Got it?”
“Yeah.”

Carefully.

I put my hand on the middle-aged man’s face.

“Cold.”

Does he have no body temperature?
His skin was very cold.

And this ominous feeling… I suppressed the urge to pluck out his eyeballs and shove them into his mouth like barley rice, grabbed his purple lips, and opened them.

Then.

“Sharp fangs…!”

Long fangs were revealed…!

“Shit!!!!!”

This was clear evidence of a vampire! These fangs, developed to suck blood, were the true identity of a vampire!!!

This is a vampire!!

“It’s proven now! This is a vampire!!!”

Hilde roared.

As soon as I recognized that he was a vampire, the anger I had been feeling since witnessing the human farm earlier exploded and struck my brain.

“Uooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!”

—Grip!

I impulsively grabbed his fangs tightly.

—Snap!

I pulled them out as they were. And what I held in my hand was a small weapon. A sharp vampire fang. It was a weapon!!!

“Kieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!”

That fang!!!

I shoved it into his forehead like driving a stake!

—Thwack!!!!

If you drive a stake into a vampire, you have to hammer it in…! That’s all I could think of! So I punched his face like crazy, driving the fang deeper!

—Whack! Whack! Whack!
—Pow! Pow pow pow!!

Blood splattered, and teeth scattered.
The bones in his face were being ground down.

“Ugh!!! Ughhhhh!!! Ughhhhh!!”
“Hey, you bastard! Do you think you can do it with your fists!!!”
“Move!!!”

And.

“Haaaaaaap!!!”

Their violence continued.

—Thwackkkkkkkkkkkkk!
—Kuuuuuung!
—Whack! Whackkkkkkk!!

Like that.

Violence poured down on the vampire lying in the coffin.

“I’ll kill you!!!”
“You son of a bitch!!!”
“You pathetic vampire bastard!!!”

We literally beat the vampire to a pulp.

—We deployed the cooperative techniques we had built up through actual combat to the extreme.

Numerous murderous spells exploded in the coffin, and Karin and Liztina’s merciless teamwork tore apart the body inside the coffin. Claudia also assisted, stabbing with elegant swordsmanship, and I focused on destroying his body.

And then, about a minute after starting the attack.

“Haa… haa…!”
“Is he dead?”

What remained in the coffin was a pool of red blood and fragmented flesh. And crushed bone fragments and pieces of clothing. That’s all that was left.

It was like someone had roughly ground up a person in a blender, and then `poured` it into the coffin, saying, “Let’s hold a funeral.”

We disassembled his body without touching his coffin at all, tearing it apart and turning it into porridge. For us, making death like this is easy.

Literally miserable.

“Blackie…? Sisters? Is he really dead like that?”

Wienia said, looking at the satisfying sight.

“Uh, shit.”

But is he really dead? We beat him up like crazy, and his body is actually completely decomposed and turned into porridge. If he’s not dead, that’s abnormal.

But vampires are beings beyond common sense.

Is he really dead?

“Well, I crushed his heart.”
“His brain is like minced garlic.”

Karin and Liztina said analytically.

“The body itself is completely like stew!”
“Hmm… Still, I don’t know if such a powerful being could die like this…”

That’s true.

Everyone agreed with Risha’s words.

“Ah, right. Hey. Hurry up and get out the silver coins. Silver coins.”

Then Karin said as if she had remembered something.

“Ah.”

Right.

We had silver coins.

I immediately took out the silver coins from my pocket.

“I heard vampires are weak to silver.”
“But the Oracle didn’t really mention it.”
“Still, just do it.”
“Yes.”

I put the silver coins I took out into the coffin.

—Plop.

It felt like putting potatoes in stew.
The visual was actually closer to tomato stew.

“And Father. I brought this too.”

Aria took out a small container from her pocket.

“According to tradition, they’re weak to garlic… so I brought this minced garlic.”
“Ooh!!!”

It’s perfect with garlic!

“Put it in quickly!”
“Yes.”

—Swish.

Aria opened the lid and poured the contents into the coffin.

—Plop.

Like that, we put silver coins and minced garlic into the pool of flesh and blood that filled the coffin, as if putting something into a hot pot, and stirred it gently.

“Hehehe. Serves you right, you lowly vampire.”
“Khatt-nim, you look like a chef, it’s so cool!”
“Right?”

Right now, Vygale was my ladle.

I never thought I’d kill a vampire like this in my life. It was the era of the Mad Moon. Humans also needed to use more creative and crazy methods to kill vampires.

Like this.

Grind the vampire in the coffin whole and turn it into stew, then throw garlic and silver coins into it and execute it.

It would be perfect if we had a motorcycle here.

“Named Vampire Onion Silver Coin Stew.”

I diligently stirred the inside of the coffin, which had become a pot with Vygale.

“Father. Should I put in more garlic?”
“Good!”
“I’ll put in whole garlic.”

Aria immediately summoned the Flower Scepter, and garlic started to grow like crazy at the end of it. Aria was truly the queen of plants.

—Pat, pat.
—Plop, plop.

“Yap, yap.”

The grown garlic fell into the coffin and sank into the blood. The garlic was coming out like a sprinkler. Even if a person was in there, they would drown in garlic.

Anyway, I felt happy every time ingredients like silver coins and garlic were added like this.

“Hey! Put in more silver coins!! Let’s put in all the emergency funds!”
“Yes, sir!”

I put in all the remaining silver coins.

—Plop, plop.

“Hehehe, Khatt. It’s so fun. I never thought you’d go this far.”
“Hehehe, me too.”

As I was cooking like this, the serious atmosphere from before began to subside and joy began to settle in.

“There is only amazement. No vampire would have imagined that they would die like this.”
“That’s how death is.”

Like that, I carefully stirred the stew full of garlic.

It would be perfect for Korean taste.

That’s when it happened.

—Bubble, bubble.

“Hey! The stew is boiling!”

Karin shouted frantically.

“Oh! What’s wrong with it!”

As she said, the vampire blood stew, full of garlic and silver coins, suddenly began to boil as if it had been heated over a fire…!

Instinctive sense of crisis!

“This is no joke! It’s a sign of resurrection! Prepare for battle!”
“Yes!”

We had momentarily digressed into cooking, but we were already preparing for battle! Good! Resurrect as much as you want, Vampire Lord!!!

—Bubble, bubble.

The vampire stew that had been boiling like that.

—Splashhhhh!!

Suddenly soared up.

“You son of a bitch!!!”

What soared up was none other than the vampire from before!

Did he regenerate!

“…”

The naked vampire had not a single drop of blood on his body despite rising from the blood stew, and he had a murderous expression on his face. Garlic and silver coins were stuck all over his body, as if they had not been completely absorbed.

It’s understandable that he would feel bad with garlic stuck all over his body like that.

No, more than that!!!

“It’s too gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I screamed and shoved the Heavenly Demon Destruction Palm into his pure white abdomen.

—Boom!!!!!

The fist that stretched out pierced into his abdomen.

“What?”

I was going to explode it, but it pierced through?

“Kuaaaak…!”

The vampire groaned as my fist pierced him.

“Why!!! Are you complaining, you garlic man bastard!!! Look at your tits! You have garlic instead of nipples! Is that something a normal person would do, you bitch!!!!”

I shouted as I pulled out my fist! A normal person would never have garlic instead of nipples!!! In the first place, a bastard who made a livestock farm out of humans is groaning about this!!!!

“That bastard is completely crazy!!! Look at the garlic stuck in his body!!!”
“Blackie did that!!! Anyway, attack quickly!!!”

—Boom!

Starting with that, attacks poured down on the vampire again! Anyway, if he got up, we would just destroy him with a concentrated attack! There is no being that we can’t kill now!!!

—Thud!
—Whack!

Risha’s black magic and Karin and Liztina’s attacks continued, and Aria was shooting peeled garlic like crazy with the end of the Flower Scepter.

—Tu-ta-ta-ta-ta!

It was literally a garlic machine gun.

The garlic and all sorts of fire magic combined to fill the room with the smell of garlic.