Chapter 113 – Ascension of Souls
“Keeeee!!!!!”
I was so stressed out that I screamed like a pterosaur. The roar continued for a while. And finally, when the volume reached its limit, it came to an end.
As I was breathing in and calming down, everyone was staring at me with a stunned expression. I told them with my eyes closed.
“Yes. I’ll follow you unconditionally, you idiots. Either do the quest with me, or give up the quest with me. Pick one of the two, pick one.”
Since these bitches say I’m such a dick, I’m thinking of chasing them to the ends of the earth.
How dare you insult me? Now there are only two endings. Either throw the quest together, or go on the quest together feeling like shit.
Honestly, I can’t see the sight of me falling in and only these three succeeding in the quest and receiving money, even after waking up. If I can’t do it, it’s true that you shouldn’t either. That was common sense and justice.
If others are trolls,
I’ll become a troll too.
“Hey, Mr. Custo. Let’s go quickly. Aren’t we supposed to do a quest?”
As I screamed and vomited out everything inside, my stress was relieved considerably.
ㅡWheek!
I pulled out my sword and swung it vigorously into the air as I called for Custo. At the same time, I showed off my skills by continuing the practice of the real swordsmanship I was training.
It was simply a swordsmanship that was presented for the purpose of intimidation.
“Mi, crazy… Custo, did you hear? What kind of quest are you with this crazy guy! Let’s go back now! This is why you shouldn’t deal with barbarians! I’m right!”
The wizard, frightened by the strange sight, screamed.
“Calm down, Roel. We cannot give up on the quest here.”
“Then what shall we do? Do you just take that with you?”
“No, there’s no need to do that. We just have to crush that swordsman and set off on our own. Then that’s it.”
Selka, who had a stern expression, glared at me. It seemed that he was intending to beat me up here by exuding outright speculation. She began to prepare her for battle, turning her shoulders and loosening her fingers. Such a silly bastard. It was a joke that only came out with a snort.
Good night. It is commendable that he did not panic at the sight of my sword. I don’t know if it’s fearlessness or swollen liver, but I’ll compliment you anyway.
But I definitely gave it a chance.
Sadly, she will die at a young age. That’s what it meant for someone weaker than me to attack me. Death. There are no consequences other than death.
Where should I jump to another town with Cloudy? She will also enjoy her wanderings with her.
“Okay, then let’s not just do a quest, right? Come on. Don’t look at me as a woman. The kind-hearted chef and human butcher Kim Katt also handles soft female meat.”
“Ha! Are you underestimating women? This is why swordsmen!”
Selka started striding forward, as if she was really trying to attack her.
ㅡStrike!
Stride? Not. The constant stride length seems to be a guy who has learned how to walk to some extent. Then you shouldn’t deal with it moderately. I’ll stick a knife into your face at once.
Let’s see if a swordsman can be called an idiot even if a knife goes into his mouth his, you 10-year-old. In the meantime, her hands were itching to kill fighters, but that’s a good thing.
When she came half way to me.
ㅡWow!
“No way!”
At the sudden sound, I exclaimed and released my combat stance.
“Ah…”
Custo slapped Selka on the cheek.
Selka, her cheeks flushed, stared blankly at Custer’s face as if she hadn’t even thought of it. That bewildered face, ‘Why the hell?’ She seemed to ask.
“I-It’s okay, it’s okay… It’s cheap, don’t fight, don’t… Even if I tell you, don’t listen…”
Cursto struggled to open his mouth. I don’t know if it’s really difficult, but just by looking at the tone, it seemed more difficult than climbing Mount Everest. As if spitting out the last words of his life, he continued.
“Even, let’s go back… The quest is here, this is it… And you, you… Farewell forever… Let’s not see each other again… Now…”
That was the decisive blow.
Selka looked at Custo’s face like a broken hearted person.
Seriously, Custo destroyed Selka in one blow and put a wedge back in while looking back at the wizard.
“Lo, Roel… You, you too… Eggplant…”
“What? Me, why am I!”
“I don’t know, I don’t know, so I’m asking… G, F…? Now… You, you too… It’s over…”
“What the hell is wrong with you doing this, now!”
Kurstow shook his head. It was a normal and common sense reaction. He was starting to feel some kind of crush on him. Now he approached me and politely apologized.
“Ka, Katt-sama… I’m sorry… Ha, but I, now, I can’t help it… I can’t help it… I’m going back…”
But that won’t work
Dude, I don’t know anything else, but I really want to be promoted.
“…Custo!”
As I was about to say something, Selka barged in.
“Mi-I’m sorry! I was wrong. I’ll stop saying goodbye…!”
Selka looked like she was about to cry and said to Custo. I couldn’t understand What’s the deal with these bitches? I couldn’t figure it out, but looking at the way things were going, I think I took my chance.
Hmm, good It’s very smooth.
For a while, the cries of the two years continued. Apparently, there seemed to be a kind of bizarre bond between these bitches beyond my knowledge.
After she cried for a long time, they and Custo made an agreement. It was a story that he would do the quest without arguing with me. There was an amicable conversation, saying that if Roel spreads, Selka will take her on her back.
It seemed that the situation had been sorted out. Roel and Selka still didn’t like me, but Custo noticed that they didn’t say much and just glanced at me.
“Then… Chu, let’s go…”
In any case, the party seemed to be back to normal with a cheap spark from the priest. We set off on that road again. It just feels like a waste of time. After that, things really didn’t go smoothly.
By the way.
But why is my stomach bulging?
Watching it roll properly, my stomach began to churn again.
It felt like my five organs would be twisted when I saw these bitches who had been acting so damn hard and tried to go on a quest. I said, unable to resist the urge.
“Oh, fuck. It’s hard. Hey, let’s take a break.”
“…?”
“Hey, can’t you hear? Hey fuck! I’m tired! Let’s take a break!”
My face was twisted and I shouted ferociously, and in an instant, the atmosphere of the party flew to the other side of Hell. Selka, her face reddened, shouted at me.
“That bastard…!”
“What? That bastard! Did this fucking slut just call me that bastard?! Hey Custo!”
I shouted Custro’s name as if to shatter the earth. This wasn’t toughness. It was a legitimate public morality, and it was the etiquette I learned from my parents.
My father was a man with a very loud voice. He was a real man who never put up with shit. To be honest, I was fucking ashamed to tell the truth at his meat restaurant his, but now it was time for my father’s confidence to become my virtue.
“Custo!!! This bastard is talking to me right now. Can I do this? Wizards can rest, but I can’t? Why the hell!
“Gee, calm down! Calm down…! Kat, Katt-nim…!”
Cursto stopped Selka, who was about to rush at me. She turned back to being a docile lamb again, biting her molars.
Strangely enough, as I was doing this, I began to feel very much better.
Yes.
Good and punishing evil. It is right for the guilty to suffer.
Seeing the wicked suffer, a feeling of satisfaction welled up within me. Looking at it moderately, it seems that everyone has already made up their mind to succeed in the quest. So, no matter what I do, it must be okay.
“Take a break! Take a break! Oh, it’s hard!”
“Okay… I see… Shh, rest… Go, let’s go…”
In the end, I was forced to take a break again. This time, too, I sat down a little further away from the party. Two bitches glared at me, but didn’t say anything.
“…”
I picked up a small stone that was rolling around.
And threw it
ㅡTack!
“Oops!”
“Nice.”
The stone hit the back of Selka’s head precisely.
She looked at me with a twist on her expression.
“What are you doing!”
“Hey, I’m bored. Sing a song.”
“What, what? Me, that swordsman!”
She kicked off the ground and tried to stand up before looking at Custo’s face her. He checked Selka’s face for a moment, then looked at my face her with a not-so-good expression.
“Ka, Kat…Sama? G-Now, what… Are you doing…?”
“Yes? No. We’re doing a quest together today anyway, but I just wanted to get to know you better. Did I play around a bit too much? I’m sorry. Hey! Selka! I’m sorry! Did it hurt a lot?!”
“That, that… That… That bastard…!”
It’s like this anger control disorder.
Anyway, since I had enough rest, I decided to stand up.
“Hey! Rest! Let’s go!”
It was quite enjoyable to see Selka, whose face turned red. She couldn’t even come close to me. It must have been tightly trained by Custo. She moved again towards her destination her. The atmosphere at the party was one of a grand reunion itself.
“Loehloelloelloelloelloel, roehelloell!!!”
I called the wizard as I walked. At first she didn’t want to react at all, but she couldn’t stand it and screamed at her.
“Shut up! Shut up!”
“Shut up! Shut up!”
“Don’t imitate me!”
“Don’t imitate me!”
As she made exaggerated gestures and copied her words of her, she went crazy and started grabbing the back of her head as if she was going to die. I haven’t had a good feeling in my life lately, but I started to enjoy it like crazy when I saw that tail.
“Uhhhhh”
In the end, Roel couldn’t stand it and burst into tears.
Anyway, I decided to comfort myself because I thought I was too harsh.
“Why are you suddenly crying, old man? It hurts my heart.”
“Aaaaa!!!”
“Do not cry.”
Don’t cry Tones.
“Hey, hey. Fuck. Let’s stop messing around and go now.”
Still, since I had to start, I stopped consoling and made constructive suggestions. Looking at Selka, she was swollen up as if she was about to vent her rage at any moment, and Custo was groaning as if he had completely lost his mind when the board he had just made right flowed out to the other side of the universe .
This is it.
This was the atmosphere I was looking for.
“Hey, Selka. Let’s go quickly. Let’s do a quest?
“This person…!”
“What’s with those eyes? Hey, Custo. Can I fight this bitch? No, you’re a fucking bitch, bitch! One of you should die? Hey! Answer me! Answer me! Why do you ignore people when they talk! !!”
ㅡSureung!
I drew my sword again.
At that violent action, Custo opened his eyes wide and gave me a pleading look. In many ways, normal people suffered. No, it was abnormal to hang out with these bitches in the first place. I don’t know, but he must be a crazy bastard too.
“That, stop… That… Just… Stop it, please… We did… Wrong…”
“Hmm, is that so?
He just lowered his head and started apologizing to me. Perhaps it was shocking to see their man bowing his head, but the martial artist and the wizard started clinging to him in fear.
What kind of situation is this?
I could never understand
It was such a foreign sight that I had the ominous illusion that only this place was cut off from the world.
In such an atmosphere, the party started again toward its destination.
The minds of the two women were already immersed in soggy darkness. She decided to peek at Selka to light the fuse.
“Shit bitch. Selka! Where are you going! Come here! Walk by my side!”
“More, I can’t stand it anymore! I’ll kill you!”
And as soon as it moves again, it looks like this.
Ha.
There’s only so much shit in the real world.
ㅡKeew!!
It wasn’t Custo that stopped our fight this time, he it was the monster.
From the other side, monsters were running.