## Chapter 1136 – Elven Forest

Shit, I was trying to keep things civil, but it’s turned out like this.

Anyway, it’s clear the elves are interested in me. I just didn’t expect them to throw themselves at me so blatantly. No, wait. They must have been planning to flirt when they invited me to the women’s bath.

“Goddamn it.”

My raging, furious hard-on was the real problem.

I might as well head back to the lodge and jerk off. I’ve been holding it in, but this whole situation is making me impatient. I don’t even have any porn; I’ll have to make do with hand-shanking it.

I really wish I could summon Hilde into my dreams at times like this, but I’m too powerful now, so I can’t. That’s incredibly frustrating. Is this what life is?

“Wait, human!”

I was staggering along when I heard Saintel’s voice behind me. I used the box I was carrying to cover my lower half and turned around.

“What?”
“Why are you leaving like that?”
“Hey, hey. I couldn’t help it. And you shouldn’t just say stuff like that in front of people. I understand that elven culture is different.”

They were showing me goodwill, and knowing their culture was different, I didn’t say anything and just cut things off when they started flirting. I had decided to be nice to these Guardian Warriors from the start.

Besides, I couldn’t stay in there with a boner.

“Hmm… so it’s a cultural difference. More importantly, you have a wife.”
“Yeah. Should you really be saying that kind of stuff to a married man?”
“Hmm? What are you talking about? Isn’t it a great opportunity even if you have a wife? I heard human men go crazy for elven women.”

What?

“…They do go crazy.”

I really do feel like I’m going to lose it and cum inside whenever I see Claudia. No, but that’s not the point. Saintel, this sounds kind of weird.

“But what’s so great about the opportunity?”
“They were blatantly flirting with you, weren’t they? I don’t think you’re asking because you don’t know, but to explain, it’s similar to inviting you to bed. Do humans flirt differently?”

No.

“Why is that a good opportunity?”
“It’s a chance to fool around with them. I think it’s a good opportunity.”

Saintel looked suspicious for a moment, then licked her lips.

“Judging by your reaction, you’re not a gay man…”
“No, you idiot. I have a wife, remember?”
“Wife? The Guardian Warriors probably don’t seriously intend to marry you. So what does your wife have to do with it?”

What the hell.

“Well. I mean.”

Let’s ask first.

“I don’t know elven culture very well.”

It seems like our cultures are very different.

“Do elves freely… associate with other partners even if they have a spouse?”
“Is there a problem with that?”

Saintel reacted as if she had heard something obvious.

“You’re not talking about something like concubines, are you?”
“Concubines? Elves only have one spouse. If you want to marry someone else, you have to get a divorce.”

To summarize.

You can only have one spouse, but…

“…It’s common sense to sleep with other partners even if you have a spouse.”
“That’s right.”
“Most elves think that way?”
“There’s no need to ask. Elves have one spouse but freely sleep with other partners. Of course, you have to have children with your spouse.”
“…”
“If you impregnate someone other than your spouse, or if your spouse gets pregnant with someone else’s seed, it’s grounds for a major divorce. You’d have to pay a lot in alimony.”

They even have laws like that.

“Then what about that elf with a lot of kids?”

I thought of the elf who said she had about twenty children.

“Leahs? She’s unmarried. She’s never had a spouse. That’s why she’s had a lot of children with the seed of various elves. Well, she’s a bit of an odd woman. But she believes that increasing the elven population is necessary to better protect the Elven Forest. It’s unusual, but not strange.”

As expected, different races have different ideologies than humans.

“These other races are hard to understand.”

After hearing such surprising stories, my erection went away. Still, if you think of it as similar to humans having many concubines, it’s not incomprehensible.

I have eight women myself.

“Anyway, I’m only going to do it with my women. I won’t respond no matter how much they flirt.”
“Is that so? I understand.”

* * *

After leaving the hot springs, I wandered around with Saintel, and other elves came to guide us. We were led to their restaurant. Come to think of it, is it already time to eat? It doesn’t seem like sunset is that far off.

Anyway, I’ll eat and then go back.

“Oh.”

The restaurant was quite luxurious. As expected of the top officials of the Elven Forest, they eat well. The meat-centered menu was delicious, and the high-end liquor went down smoothly.

I filled my stomach and chatted with them. But the trio I had beaten up were still nowhere to be seen. Neither was the landlord, Harkan.

After finishing the meal and relaxing for a bit.

“I should head back now.”

I said I was leaving.

“Farewell, Paladin.”
“I hope we have another chance to exchange martial arts insights.”
“If you ever come this way, please visit the unit.”

They responded warmly.
The elven men followed me and saw me off.

“Hehehe, I definitely will.”

It wasn’t just the elven men.

“Before you go, can you spare me some time?”
“I’d like to meet you personally, how about it?”
“I feel like I should treat you to something.”

The female elves I met in the women’s bath also saw me off as a group and flirted with me, asking to meet before I left the forest. They all had smiles on their faces and tried to hold my hand.

Of course, I don’t need it.

“You shouldn’t just say things like that to anyone. I’m sorry, but I don’t think I can meet you separately.”
“…That’s too bad.”
“Hmm… I wanted to taste you.”
“Too bad.”

All cuts.

I don’t need them in the first place.
They’re pretty because they’re elves, but they’re not my type.

After saying goodbye, I left the unit.
I couldn’t meet the chief and deputy chief until the very end.

But.

“Saintel? Are you following me?”

Saintel followed me.

“I received an order.”
“An order?”
“To guide you until you leave the Elven Forest. I also received an order to find out as much as possible about your martial arts. If you’re willing, I’d like you to teach me.”
“Well, okay.”

I can teach you the Shillong Kwonbeop.

“Boong-tseu boong-tseu.”
“What?”
“Memorize it.”
“Boong-tseu boong-tseu?”
“Yeah. That’s the key to the Shillong Kwonbeop.”

If you can grasp the profound mysteries contained in that key.
You will surely be able to become a Shillong Elf.

“Oh! Thank you! I don’t understand it well, but I’ll memorize it, human.”
“Do that.”

Anyway, I went back to the lodge with Saintel.

It’s called a lodge, but we don’t live in the same room. The lodge is huge. Saintel’s room and floor are separate from mine. We’ll only meet when we eat, so there’s no problem.

I came in, checked my luggage, did some work, and then went into my room.

“Good.”

A room all to myself.

I threw off all my clothes and started preparing to jerk off.

“Goddamn it.”

I’ve been waiting for this moment. My already roaring hard-on was stuck to my abdomen like a powerful magnet. The already overflowing pre-cum was flowing down my dick, soaking my balls. The pre-cum that flowed down created a small puddle on the floor.

I knew this would happen, so I brought a basin from the bathroom.

I’ll pour my cum in here and then go to the bathroom in the morning to clean it up.

“Kuh…!”

ㅡGrasp.

I used the Wild Blood Jade Hand to grab my dick… A tingling sensation made my pelvis twitch. I haven’t been able to release for almost a week, so it’s extremely sensitive and delicate.

Now.

I can start.

ㅡKnock knock.

But at that moment, someone knocked on the door.

ㅡWhoosh!

I immediately threw myself onto the bed and covered myself with the blanket…! What the hell! Who’s trying to come in when I’m about to jerk off!

“Wait! Wait!”

If I tell them to wait, they will.
No one would just open the door.

ㅡCreak.

But why is the door opening, you son of a bitch!

“What is it!”
“…”
“Oh.”

It was.

An elven maid with her face below her eyes covered by a see-through veil. She was wearing a pure white cape that reached down to her thighs.

“…”

It seemed like she had put on the cape over the see-through outfit she had been wearing. I guess she put it on because I told her to wear proper clothes.

Is it a rule to wear that see-through outfit?
Anyway, she’s covered up, so it doesn’t matter.

But seeing her come in with that outfit when I was about to jerk off is driving me crazy.

“What brings you here?”
“…An audience and reception schedule has been set.”

A voice I’ve never heard before.
It was quite beautiful.

“Oh.”

Anyway, the schedule has finally been set.

“…The time is noon tomorrow.”

The maid bowed her waist and head slightly, with her hands placed on her navel, and spoke slowly.

“I see. Thank you for letting me know.”

Tomorrow, I’ll meet the queen, deliver the decree, look around the World Tree, go to the city to buy souvenirs, and then go back.

The thought of going home and having sex is already making my heart race. I really want to vigorously rub those jiggly breasts, play with her pussy as much as I want, and give her a good scolding.

But before that, I have to jerk off first.

“…”
“Hmm?”

But the maid isn’t leaving.
You bitch, I need to jerk off.

“Do you have any other business?”
“…Please follow me.”

Why.

“Reason?”
“Before meeting the World Tree… you must perform a ritual of washing your body in the Sacred Spring.”
“Ah.”

I understand roughly.

The World Tree is their god. It’s natural to have some kind of ritual before meeting such a being. Judging by the word “spring,” it seems to be a ritual of cleansing the body there.

Goddamn it.

My chance to jerk off is gone.

“Do I have to go now?”

The maid nods at my question.

“Because it must be done… when the moonlight is falling.”
“Then I’ll get dressed and go out. Wait on the first floor.”

At those words, the maid left, and I immediately got dressed.
A ritual that must be done under the moonlight.

“Goddamn it…”

I can’t even jerk off.

* * *

After getting dressed, I followed the maids out. Saintel didn’t follow. Only the maids and I were walking through the sacred grounds at night.

“…”

Quiet.

Silent.

Nothing can be heard except for footsteps.

“…”

All seventeen maids were dressed the same, and they were just walking silently. I’m curious about the true identities of these maids.

Soon, a small shrine-like building began to come into view.

“…That is the place.”

That’s the place.
It seems that the ritual spring is there.

Anyway, we soon entered the shrine, and the maids told me to take off my clothes and go out through that door. I took off my clothes while the maids went somewhere for a moment.

ㅡCreak.

And I’ll open the door that was over there.

“Oh.”

What unfolded before my eyes.

It was a beautiful spring.

It was a small, quiet spring, but the trees surrounding it in a circle made it feel like a secret space, and it was directly receiving the moonlight falling from the night sky.

Yeah.

This is what elves are all about.

“It’s really beautiful. It’s the perfect spring for this Heavenly Demon to enter.”

ㅡSplash.

I slowly walked into the spring.

“Hoo.”

A cold feeling.
The depth seemed to come up to my waist.

But.

“It’s like a spring just for me.”

I felt some kind of power in the spring. Was it mana? I couldn’t tell for sure. It was a bit different from mana. Still, I definitely felt comfortable.

Very good.
I welcome this kind of ritual.

A great and wonderful person like me deserves to enjoy this kind of spring.

ㅡChareuk.

I was scooping up water with my hands and washing my shoulders, neck, and face.

ㅡ…

Suddenly, the door of the shrine I had just come out of opened.

ㅡSqueak squeak.
ㅡSqueak squeak.
ㅡSqueak squeak.

Seventeen naked elven maids.

Seventeen maids, without a single thread on their bodies, were carrying a few religiously-tinged tools and walking towards me.

“What?”

Beautiful curves.
Busty figures.

The graceful curves from their shoulders to their feet. They weren’t as good as my women, but they all had good bodies. And they were quite beautiful.

ㅡSqueak squeak.

The maids didn’t care about my gaze and just walked towards the spring I was in with expressionless faces.

“…”

Walking under the moonlight in silence, they seemed to be more than just ordinary elves.

ㅡSplash.

And when the maid at the front stepped into the spring.

“Gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

I loudly scolded them.