## Chapter 1143 – Elf Queen Shahrán
That woman is completely insane.
As a woman expert, I could sense it.
Rarely do I struggle to figure out the best course of action.
This is the sacred domain of the elves, and the Queen’s Palace is at its very heart. The situation is dire, with the Elf Queen blatantly flirting with me in such a place, and even emitting a murderous aura when I rejected her.
She’s a crazy woman, so how am I supposed to get out of here in one piece?
And I can’t believe she’ll actually relay my message to the World Tree and give me its answer. That’s entirely up to the Queen.
If I delay, I’ll be stuck here indefinitely.
But my conscience won’t allow me to ignore the World Tree’s response and just run away. Besides, I need the elves’ help to get out of here in the first place, and if the Queen starts spouting nonsense, things could get very difficult.
“…”
Smiling brightly, I looked at the Queen sitting next to me, admitting that my extreme masculinity had gotten me into this mess.
Only by dealing with this calmly can I escape unscathed.
“Your Majesty, even so, sitting so close together like this seems a bit too personal.”
“Ah, is that so?”
The Queen shifted slightly at my words, creating some distance. But it wasn’t much. She only moved about 20cm away… Does she really want to be so close to me?
“Hehe, it’s been so long since I’ve interacted with people that I couldn’t help myself. Please don’t think too strangely of it.”
Right.
She must have been lonely.
“I don’t think it’s strange.”
“Oh, really?”
Queen Shahrán responded earnestly to my every word. She clasped her hands together, giggled, and answered in question form to keep the conversation going.
What am I going to do?
“You seem to have a very open mind. You’re very understanding.”
“I suppose I am.”
“The elves I’ve met over the past 250 years… weren’t like that at all.”
The Queen continued, feigning melancholy.
“There weren’t many to begin with, and the time we spent talking wasn’t long. And it wasn’t enjoyable either. Is that why? This feels so refreshing.”
—슥.
Then, Shahrán reached out and gently stroked my thigh. I resisted the sensation but didn’t physically stop her.
Quietly.
Let’s speak calmly.
“Your Majesty.”
“Yes?”
“Engaging in physical contact like this… isn’t really advisable, even if there are no prying eyes. No matter how glad you are to see me.”
“Oh, is that so? But I’m intrigued. Do you perhaps feel offended?”
“…”
Offended.
Should I say I’m offended here? If I say I’m not offended, she’ll definitely touch me more aggressively. I need to make my intentions clear.
“It was alright this time, but it could be offensive.”
“It could be offensive.”
Hearing those words, Shahrán narrowed her eyes and stared at my face… What kind of attitude is this now? If this woman weren’t the Queen, I would have exploded and gotten up!
“Could it be that you dislike me?”
And.
—찌릿.
Shahrán sent me a fierce look, just like before. Yeah. It’s definitely a fierce aura. It seems to be true that she possesses magical strength, if not physical.
No.
But why does she keep giving me that look?
Even so, does she really not know any better?
This isn’t something a queen should do.
“I can’t suddenly dislike a queen I’ve only met today. But please refrain from this kind of physical contact.”
As I said that, slowly gauging her reaction.
“Ah…”
A look of sadness crossed her face.
“I seem to have made you uncomfortable. I sincerely apologize.”
“No, well. It’s not that uncomfortable.”
“How can I make amends? I don’t know. Won’t you tell me?”
Suddenly, Shahrán seemed restless, stroking her arm, trying to hug herself, or lightly biting the tip of her thumb, trying to avoid my gaze with an unstable demeanor…!
This is the typical behavior of a crazy woman!
“Your Majesty?”
“How should I apologize… Haa… This kind of thing…”
“Your Majesty. Please calm down.”
Just then.
Her hand, which had been stroking her shoulder with an unstable demeanor, caught on the strap of her dress.
—스륵.
As her hand moved down, the strap caught on her finger and slid down, exposing the upper part of her dress.
—출렁.
Her full, snow-white breasts were revealed.
Her breasts, with their luscious pink areolas and nipples, were slightly smaller than Winia’s, but it was undeniable that they were still large.
“Ah, Aaaah!”
Shahrán screamed as she realized what had happened.
—홰액!
As soon as I saw it, I quickly turned my body, reciting Teacher Seol Woon-do’s compass in my head…! How could such a crazy thing happen! What kind of world is this!
“Aaaah… To show such an unsightly figure.”
A voice came from behind.
“I was so eager to apologize that I made a mistake. I will apologize.”
Fortunately, the Queen seemed to have regained her senses after that.
“I’m fine now, so please look at me again.”
But I.
Absolutely.
Couldn’t turn around again.
It was as if a balloon that had started to be inflated was constantly swelling, filling my head with thoughts of breasts. The parade of *paizuri* with those women that appeared one after another made me erect…!
“Oh no…!”
This crazy dick!
Go!
Why can’t you just die!
I scolded my dick, which kept trying to rise powerfully. But as if it had become rebellious, it just kept trying to raise its head. I covered it by pressing my forearm against it and bending my waist slightly.
You…! Why don’t you just die!
`I…! Will never die! I, Chun Ja-mong, will never die! No one can kill me!`
What the hell is this bastard talking about!
“Keuh…!”
Right then.
“Hmm? Something’s strange… Where. Are you uncomfortable somewhere? Could it be that you’re in pain? Oh my goodness. What should I do? Are you alright?”
“No! Your Majesty!”
Shahrán pounced on me as if she were about to hug me! She clung to my back, which was bent over, and at the same time, a very pleasant scent and a soft touch covered my upper body.
“It’s not that!”
I immediately tried to push her away, but I thought that doing such a violent act might cause problems.
I can’t do that.
So I tried to push her away gently.
“It’s alright. The maids are also skilled in medicine.”
Suddenly, Shahrán whispered softly in my ear, as if to reassure me.
Oh, shit!
“So hurry.”
“Wait!”
“Yes? Yes? Why are you shouting so loudly?”
“No. It’s not that.”
If this continues, I’ll be misunderstood!
“Did I do something wrong again?”
“No. Just a moment.”
“…”
A moment of silence.
“Please look at me.”
The Queen’s voice had turned cold.
I instinctively felt that I was screwed.
“Why? Why are you suddenly doing this? Are you… ignoring everything I say? Why?”
“Your Majesty. I have never ignored you. Please believe me.”
“You.”
“Yes.”
“Arm.”
Shit.
“Take your arm away.”
“Please wait a moment.”
“Hmph.”
—슥.
The Queen, who had been maintaining a cold attitude, stood up.
“You. You were hiding something.”
Suddenly, she grabbed her staff and pointed it at me.
Staff!
No, how could things get so messed up like this!
This is absurd!
“It’s a misunderstanding!”
“Don’t move.”
—지이잉!
Fierce magical energy began to condense in the staff. Now there’s no choice. If the situation has escalated this far, I have no choice but to respond.
“I’m not hiding anything, Your Majesty!”
I immediately stood up and took a defensive stance. Forget about the erection, if I get hit by that, it won’t end well. And with this kind of mess, the erection will naturally subside.
—화르륵!
I immediately protected my body with Heroic Aura, preparing for defense and evasion.
But.
“…”
Silence.
“Your Majesty?”
“…!”
The Queen seemed very flustered, and she was covering her mouth with one hand. Suddenly, the thought that I was screwed came to mind again.
I looked down at my lower body.
What was there.
Was my Chun Ja-mong, standing erect and hard.
The soft material of the clothes I was currently wearing. Because of the erection, the hem of the clothes was folded over, and my dick was completely exposed.
Shit.
“Gosh… Are all real men like that…? Completely different from the anatomy books…?”
“Uh.”
“Could it be that you were trying to hide it just now…?”
I immediately covered my lower body and bent over.
An excuse.
Yes.
I have to make an excuse.
I’m an expert at that.
“Your Majesty. Please calm down. And listen to me.”
Just as I was about to persuade her.
“…No.”
The Queen, with a cold face once again.
Said in a tone full of hostility.
“I don’t need any words.”
“Your Majesty?”
“It’s unique and amazing to see something like this for the first time, but.”
I could tell that Queen Shahrán was serious.
“Even so. This is a bit rude.”
“Your Majesty! It’s not that!”
“You told me about etiquette… And suddenly you’re acting like this? I’m disappointed.”
No!
Who’s fault is this!
“Do you think it’s polite to flaunt your genitals and harass me while I, the Queen, am talking to you alone?”
“Your Majesty! That’s not it! This is just!”
“You’re raising your voice. I don’t need any excuses.”
—파칙.
Electricity crackled from the staff.
I felt like I was going crazy.
Words don’t work on someone like this right now.
In times like these.
You have to listen to everything the other person says and then kneel down and talk.
“I just wanted to show you some genuine kindness because I was a little interested in you, someone I hadn’t seen in a long time… I didn’t know I would receive that kindness as such an insult.”
“…I’m sorry.”
“Did you have dirty intentions towards me?”
“That’s not it.”
“Then?”
“This was a mistake. Your Majesty came next to me and made physical contact with me…”
“A mistake. A mistake. It’s hard to just brush it off as a mistake. Are you saying that you felt sexual desire while talking to me, the Queen, alone, and that showing it to me directly was a mistake?”
Why is this bastard acting like a crazy woman and then suddenly doing this!
“It’s a misunderstanding.”
“A misunderstanding? Then why are you still like that?”
“That’s.”
My dick was still stiffly erect.
“…”
I could control my entire body perfectly and had the mental strength of a hero, but I couldn’t do anything about my instinctive sexual desire.
Am I really Kim Katte, the erection master, you bastard!
Anyway, the phenomenon itself is true.
The Queen intentionally contacted me and flirted with me, but it’s not certain whether it was sexually seductive. As I said just now, she may have simply wanted to show me kindness and tried to make physical contact without measuring the distance.
If that’s the case, I’ve made a very big mistake.
In fact, that’s probably why she’s so angry.
This crazy bitch!
I have no choice but to fix it somehow!
—딱.
As I was thinking about that briefly, the Queen snapped her fingers.
—끼익.
Then the maids opened the door and came in.
“Take him to the guest room.”
“Your Majesty. I know you’re angry. It’s all my fault. So please give me a chance to explain…”
“An explanation…”
I begged with my head bowed.
“I need to sort out my thoughts first. I want you to think carefully about what you did wrong.”
“Yes.”
“You will have to apologize to me properly for this. Otherwise… I’ll have no choice but to document this incident. For now. Both you and I. We both need to cool our heads.”