## Chapter 1183 – The Dwarf Kingdom of Magnaglat

I never imagined those bastards would try to scam me with something so trivial!!! A race that scams people over something like this!!!

“You crazy sons of bitches!!!”

I won’t forgive those ungrateful wretches who repay kindness like this!

“Waaaaaaa!”
“Dieeeee!!!”
“We’ll crush you!!”

The wicked fur-balls launched themselves like cannonballs all at once, but to me, they were nothing more than soft plastic bags fluttering in the wind. Throwing raw eggs would be more threatening than these guys!

I immediately charged up a face slap.

ㅡPwang!!!

“Guh-ack!”

As soon as I unleashed my hand, the dwarf who got slapped in the cheek flew away just like the village chief from before, and I repeated it super fast, taking care of all the dwarves at the scene.

“Kkyaaaaaaaaack!!”
“Kyaaaaaaaack!!!”
“Kuh-erk!!!”

The dwarves who got slapped and flew away were utterly wrecked, spitting out broken teeth and blood. With that, the village chief’s house was completely destroyed.

These little shits, really.

They call themselves a warrior race, but to me right now, they’re just plastic bag level.

“Kyaaaaaaaack!!!”

After I roughly wrecked them all, the village chief’s wife screamed from over there, covering her face, but even though she covered her face with her thick, pot lid-like hands, the fur on her face was all sticking out.

I don’t attack those who don’t attack me.

I immediately went outside.

“Kuh-uhk…!”

The dwarves who got hit by me and had their arms and legs twisted were writhing in pain, spitting out blood. Everywhere I looked, it was all like that.

“What’s going on!”
“What the!”
“What is this!!!”

Other dwarves who noticed the commotion grabbed tools like hammers and hand axes and rushed towards me.

Ignoring them.

I walk towards the village chief.

“Kuh-heok…! Kuh-uhk, kuh-euuuhk…!”

The village chief is in pain.

Looking at that bastard’s face made my anger flare up again.

That’s why, damn it. You shouldn’t try to be nice to people wherever you go. The moment you try to be nice, you get smacked in the back of the head. From the beginning, you need to show them that you’re damn strong.

“You son of a bitch. What? A contract? A contr-aaaaact?”
“Kuh-uhk…!”
“I thought I didn’t need to bother with trivial things, so I tried to show goodwill and trusted you, but you tried to trick me with that wordplay? Are you crazy? You think that kind of bullshit will work on me?”
“Ugh… ugh-euuugh…!”

The village chief didn’t seem to be listening to me, just focusing on his own pain and suffering.

Right.

There’s no way a scammer like him would have empathy.

They’re proud of scamming others and causing them harm, but they can’t stand even a little bit of pain themselves. That’s what scammers are like. They’re all sons of bitches who should be slaughtered.

“Get up!!!”

ㅡKwaang!

“Kyaaaaaaaaaaaack!!”

As soon as I stomped on his wrist, he screamed like a radio.

“Uwaaaaaaack! Aaaack!! Y-you son of a bitch! It was a legitimate contract, what the hell are you doing…! Kuh-heuk!! D-do you think the other dwarves will let this slide!!!”

ㅡPuh-wack!

The village chief screamed, spitting out blood and saliva.

“Look at this bastard’s guts.”

Seeing him act like this even as he’s getting beaten, I have to admit he’s got some guts, but yeah, that’s why he was so fearless in scamming me.

“You trusted those `dwarf family` bastards too much.”

This is the land of the dwarves.

「Even if we scam this human, they won’t be able to respond harshly. What can they do if they get scammed? If they mess with us, it means they’re antagonizing most of the dwarves.」

They must have been thinking something like that, planning to rip off an outsider.

Originally, damn it. That’s how the bastards who live in places like this are. They’re all thinking about scamming and ripping off outsiders. And if it’s a race that lives together like this, that tendency will be even stronger.

From what I can see, the dwarf bastards are a race that takes it for granted to trick others with shitty contracts like that. I’m sure most of the dwarves think there’s nothing wrong with this.

Do you think I’ll forgive those sons of bitches?

“Of course, it’s not something I can understand, village chief.”

I’ll never accept it.

“Kuh-euuuugh…! My hand… my haaaand…!”

The village chief cries and screams as he looks at his crushed wrist. As he does, it seems like he’s finally grasped the situation, and all the dwarves in the village gather and surround me.

“You! What the hell did you do! How dare you assault the village chief and his friends like this!”
“I don’t know why you did this, but I’ll never forgive you!”
“Repay your sins with death, human!!!”

ㅡUwaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!

The brave warrior race of dwarves charged at me like that. I couldn’t suppress the anger that was bursting out, and I shot out my fist, ㅡKwaang! ㅡKuoong! I kicked off the ground and charged, ㅡPaaang! Swinging my arms and legs, I crushed them all.

“Kuh-huh-uhk!”

It didn’t take 10 seconds to wreck all of them.

The village instantly turned into a sea of blood.

“Ugh…”

The only sounds were the groans of the half-dead dwarves.

“You really are shitty bastards.”

Around that time.

“Katt?”

They all came outside and ran towards me.

I briefly explained to them what had happened, with a completely bewildered expression on my face as they asked what was going on. That the village chief talked about a contract or something and scammed me.

“Wow, these sons of bitches. They try to trick a human from the outside like this? Are they crazy?”

Karin exploded with anger, grabbing the village chief, who was stretched out like jelly, by the collar and lifting him up.

“Haa… I was happy that things were going well, but something like this happened again… Really. Dwarves seem like such a strange race.”
“I… feel the same way. To try to rip off outsiders like this…”

Risha and Liztina were also at a loss for words. They were happy that things were going peacefully. Like me, they probably never imagined they would try to scam me over something like this.

“And they thought they’d get away with it? How could they do that to Father…”
“It’s probably something like that. This is the Dwarf Kingdom, after all. They’ve probably scammed people like this more than once or twice. They probably took advantage of the fact that ordinary humans would have a hard time dealing with it.”

Winia answered Ari’s question.

That’s exactly right.

“Where is the etiquette and common sense that Father always talks about…?”

It’s too hard to find these days.

“…That’s what I’m saying.”

What the hell is this.

“Katt. Anyway, since we ended up fighting, we should take the spoils, right?”
“We have to take everything these sons of bitches have! We can’t forgive those who scam us and then attack us like this!”

That’s right.

“Okay. Let’s take everything we can and leave.”

I knew very well that there was no need to be nice to these dwarf sons of bitches first. The shitty bastards are just living their lives thinking about how to trick people.

This looks like it’s going to be a tough journey ahead.

We immediately rummaged through the pockets of the dwarves who were collapsed and groaning, and searched the houses of the bastards who attacked us, taking all the cash and valuables.

Wow, damn it.

I’m getting rich just by coming to a foreign country.

* * *

I explored the Dwarf Kingdom with a cold heart.

Nothing much had happened since those scammer bastards spouted their nonsense. I’d been careful about everything since then. It’s funny to waste my energy on such trivial things, but I decided to just do it.

These bastards are sons of bitches who will steal your nose if you open your eyes.

Every time we stopped at a village, we minimized contact and gathered information, and we acted in a way that wouldn’t give them a chance to rip us off.

That’s how we were heading northwest.

As we were passing through a forest path, I felt something was coming.

“It’s those bastards!”
“Surround them!”
“Prepare for battle!”

After some time, a group of armed dwarves appeared and surrounded us.

“Damn it, really.”

I can only sigh.

What the hell are these bastards up to now?

“What are you guys? Robbers?”

I just asked casually. The dwarves were all equipped with proper armor like warriors going to war, holding murderous weapons, and they all looked fierce, like highly skilled warriors.

Quite a few of them can handle mana.

“We are not robbers!!! Are you the human who’s been destroying dwarf villages lately!!!”
“Ah.”

So things have gotten twisted like this again.

“I don’t know. Has a dwarf village been destroyed?”
“Don’t play dumb, human! There’s no one else who pulls that wagon around but you!”
“Yeah, yeah. I guess so. But are you guys a gang of robbers?”
“We are not robbers! We are warriors of Lord Rumillerzaud, the ruler of this region!”

Rumillerzaud?

Ah.

He was said to be a dwarf warlord.

You could say he’s a big shot in this area.

“So you’re the Rumillerzaud warlord. I think there’s been some kind of misunderstanding, but can I meet your commander? There might be a way to resolve this through conversation.”
“Conversation?”

The dwarf warrior who had been shouting reacted to those words.

“Bullshit…!”
“Wait.”

Then, a dwarf warrior with a large build and a helmet with huge horns walked out from the back. Is he strong? No. He’s strong, but he’s not my match.

I looked behind me.

They had all gotten off and were looking around.

“I’m the commander. Do you have something to say?”
“I am Kim Katt Paladin. What is your name?”
“Tamormedison. Vice-commander of the Carnival Hammers, a warrior division under Lord Rumillerzaud.”

The Cannibal Hammer Division?

“Okay. Vice-commander Tamormedison. You came to us because you have something to say?”
“That’s right.”

He stroked his beard as he spoke.

“Lord Rumillerzaud received news that there was a group of humans attacking our Dwarf Kingdom, and after investigating, we found out that you destroyed our dwarf villages. Two villages, to be exact.”

Hmm.

“I heard that you completely destroyed two villages and looted all the money and valuables.”

Half of that is true.

“I confirmed it by hearing directly from the people of those villages.”
“What did they say?”

ㅡGlower.

He glared at me at those words.

“In the first village… they said that you killed their family members and brought their heads to provoke them, so they started a fight and you crushed them all.”

Wow, damn it.

“In the second village, they said that when our dwarves tried to fulfill a legitimate contract they had with you, you suddenly assaulted the village chief and destroyed the village.”

Things have just gotten fucked up.

“Wow, damn it.”

But it’s just absurd.

“It seems like they left out all the parts that were unfavorable to them. Vice-commander. Those are all fabricated stories. Let me explain everything.”
“Explain?”
“Yeah. An explanation. Listen carefully. The first village. On the way there, I slaughtered all the bandits I encountered, and I took their heads to the village to get the bounty. But it turned out that one of those bandits was a member of that village? As soon as they realized that, they suddenly attacked me. So I fought back.”
“…”
“And the second village. I was scammed there. The dwarves used a contract as an excuse to trick me with wordplay. A warrior never forgives someone who tricks them. So I fought them.”

I calmly explained everything up to that point.

“Looting the money and valuables. That’s true. A warrior is someone who must take spoils after a battle. So I took everything. I swear on my honor as a warrior that everything I’ve said is the truth, without a single lie.”

Right.

They might have come with the wrong information.
How long would it take to explain this?

As a Paladin, I can do this much.

“Hmm…”

The vice-commander frowned at those words.

“The story is completely different from what I heard and saw myself.”

He said that in an even heavier voice.

“That’s because those bastards I wrecked lied to you, asking you to punish me.”
“Do you think we can trust you? The only ones we trust are other dwarves. We must never trust vile and wicked humans.”

This son of a bitch.

“Oh, really? Then why the hell were you listening to me?”
“I wanted to hear what kind of bullshit you were spouting.”

ㅡSreung.

“I will banish you from the Dwarf Kingdom.”

He declared that as he drew his sword.