## Chapter 1187 – Dwarf Kingdom Magna-Glatt

“Hear me, you irreconcilable enemies!!! You slaughtered our dwarves and even stole our mines! I’m going to chew you all to bits!!!”

Shit.

“Things have gone to hell again.”

I clicked my tongue, watching the dwarf declare war.

These little bastards were pulling this crap almost every single day.

I didn’t know if Rumillerjaud had more connections than I thought, but dwarf warlords from all over were gathering, making a fuss about the pride of their race, the honor of their dwarves, and all sorts of nonsense.

It’s like those street performers who show up once a year, but these bastards were coming in droves every day, like spam emails piling up in my inbox. You crazy spam-shaped bastards! Today, I’m going to slaughter you all and turn you into luncheon meat!

More than anything, they kept talking about pride and whatnot, but their real goal was just the mines!

And these blockheads were deluding themselves into thinking they could definitely beat me…! Of course, they were guys who had built up their power and could throw a punch. They must have been very proud. But they’d never seen a true powerhouse, so they couldn’t grasp reality!

“KIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!”

I screamed and jumped high into the air.

—Whoosh!

I was on top of the fortress wall, looking down at the dwarves who had declared war. Jumping even higher from that position gave me the feeling of looking down from a divine perspective.

You insignificant dwarf bastards.

I, Kim Katt, the god of dwarf slaughter, will personally look down upon you.

How pathetic did those chumps look from my divine perspective? At first, I was impressed by their warrior-like attitude and willingly let them spill their blood, but now it was just annoying.

—Apex.

When I reached the highest altitude.

—Swoosh.

I lowered my head as if diving.

—Papapap!

I spun wildly, twisting my body. Spinning while falling. I was already a demigod with transcendent power. Spinning and rolling dozens, hundreds of times in the air, creating beauty while.

—Kwaaaang!

I landed like a meteor.

It didn’t end there. As soon as I landed, I kicked off and performed acrobatic rotations. Catastrophic backflips and inhuman windmills unfolded. As I did so, I approached the dwarves at high speed.

—Wheeeeeeeeeeek!!

A rotating movement technique that created chaos itself.

—Kooong!
—Kwang!

Every time I stepped with my hands or feet, explosions erupted, sending dirt and gravel flying. Each strike contained power that surpassed even cannons. Nothing was impossible for me, who had incorporated the mysteries of the Heavenly Demon’s Descent into my tumbling.

“Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!!!”

I screamed, admiring myself.

I could control my body like this now. I could offset most of the impact and turn it into my own energy. I could clearly feel myself growing as a true superhuman. Was the end of that a god? No. The word “god” couldn’t contain me.

The only word that could contain me was.

Heavenly Demon Kim Katt.

—Whoosh!

Standing in place, I immediately used the Heavenly Demon Michael Jackson Step, a footwork technique that involved turning around and walking backward as if sliding, crushing the dwarves’ formation and heading toward my destination.

—Kwakwakwakwang!!!
—Kukukukukung!!!

“Uwaaaaaaaaack!!”
“Uwaaaaaaack!!”
“I, it can’t beeee!!!”

I could just activate my protective aura and moonwalk into the dwarf battle formation, and they would all fly away on their own. Colliding with me now was worse than being in a traffic accident.

Ignoring all resistance, I entered the center of the formation and immediately slammed my head into the ground, performing a headspin.

“Dejaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!”

—Wheeeeeeeeeeeek!!!

“Kuaaaaaaaaack!”
“Oeoeeeeeeeeeeok!”
“You crazyyyyyy!!!”

The dwarves who had charged at me were completely destroyed and sent flying into the sky. Just doing this alone could collapse the entire formation and neutralize the warriors. It was amazing, but it was only natural for me.

And so, what was in front of me was.

“Uh… uh…”

The dwarf who had declared war on me.
He was frozen with his mouth wide open.

Looking around, all he saw were dwarves groaning in pain, crushed and swept away, instead of armed dwarf warriors in formation.

“You. Did you really come here to declare war on me?”
“W-w-well, that’s…”
“Rumillerjaud died, and some guys named Kuwolkan and Ssumbarniti came, but they were all torn to shreds by my hands.”

I had tried to clear up the misunderstanding, but it didn’t work, and they were torn into pieces the size of seeds.

“This was all a misunderstanding.”

As a final warning, I calmly explained what had happened in that village and how Rumillerjaud had attacked me. I hadn’t killed anyone yet today. If I could have a conversation here, I might spare him.

“Do you understand what I’m saying?”
“Y-yes, I do!”

A lively answer.

“So, it all happened because the dwarves were all assholes! Yes!”

The dwarf who had come to declare war on me said that with eyes like a cute fawn.

“Oh. You understood me?”
“Of course!”
“Damn! I’ve finally found someone who understands me!”

At this point, I was just moved. I was so satisfied that my mood started to improve rapidly. I wasn’t lying when I said my lips were practically hooked on my ears like that Red Mask bitch.

“Haha! I’m a dwarf who can communicate!”
“Yeah! Yeah! The ones who can communicate are the ones who live long, you hear!”
“That’s right!”

I patted him on the back and laughed heartily.

“Ahat! Ahat! It hurts…! It hurts, it hurtsss…!”

Anyway.

“Go and tell the other dwarves what I said. Tell them to stop picking fights.”
“Yes!”
“If you try to stir up other dwarves with the intention of eliminating rivals, I’ll tear out all your insides with my bare hands.”
“Hiek!”
“Now go!!!!”
“Yes!”

I turned around, shouting, and by the time I got back to the fortress wall, the dwarves in the rear were starting to clean up their crushed comrades and prepare to retreat.

“Katt. What’s with you today? Things worked out well?”
“Hehehe. I know, right? I guess I’m getting the hang of it after doing this so many times.”

Those bastards were coming to pick a fight because they didn’t know my combat power well. I just needed to show them my power once before they were all slaughtered.

But it didn’t work well. But after trying so many different methods so many times, I finally managed to get through to them.

It was a very good thing.

“How nice would it be if dialogue, reason, and common sense worked like this in the future.”
“Blackie? Isn’t that what Blackie should be saying to the others?”
“What! Winia, you come here!”
“W-wait, Blackie!”

Anyway, I hoped that only love and peace would exist before me.

* * *

“But they came again.”

Those damn bitches, seriously.

I sat on the fortress wall and checked the face of the dwarf who had brought the warriors. He was a hairy guy with impressive golden fur, and it seemed like one of his parents was the son or daughter of that space-killing monster Chewbacca.

“They really don’t seem to get tired of this…!”

Hilde, who was standing next to me, shouted in indignation.

“I have to admit, they have a lot of persistence.”
“Evil persistence!”
“Let’s see what those little bastards are babbling about.”

How should I go and suppress them this time?

Should I just fly over there like a glider, land a Superman punch, and come back? Or should I sing Seol Woon-do’s “Compass” and unleash a killer dance?

Maybe I should summon Mersin and Bulverza for a change.

“I am Vacuumseus, the master of Barkshire!!!”
“What?”
“How dare you kill my sworn brother Rumillerjaud!!! I will avenge him!!!!”

Wait a minute.

“Hilde. What did he just say he was the master of?”
“B-Barkshire!”

Barkshire.

“Katt-nim! If it’s Barkshire, that’s the city where the sanctuary is said to be! The one that’s straight to the west!”
“Ah! That’s right! That’s where it was!”

That bastard was the master of that place!

“Great! Let’s give that arrogant dwarf bastard a good education and go into that city! If we beat them all up, we can enter the sanctuary as much as we want!”

—Swish! Swish!

Hilde said that while punching the air.

“That’s right! We can do that!”

Good!

I’ll beat the shit out of that bastard and go into that city to find the sanctuary! I was lucky this time. It was the right choice to stay in this city for a while!

“You said you wanted to get revenge on me!!!!! Vacuumseus!!!!!”
“Come down and take my hammer!!!! I’ll grind your skull and brain matter into fine pieces and mix it into livestock feed!!!”
“Alright!!!!”

I jumped down from the fortress wall and landed lightly.

—Kooong!!!
—Kukung!!!
—Kukukugung!!

I kicked off the ground intensely and sprinted, closing the distance with him in an instant.

—Pueoooong!

“Kuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!!!”

The dwarf warriors in my path were all crushed and sent flying. They would all be destroyed just by moonwalking, so there was no need to mention what would happen if I sprinted like this.

And so, I stood in front of Vacuumseus.

This was also in an instant.

“W-what! So suddenly!!”

He shouted in a flustered tone.

“This bastard dared to mess with me?”
“Shut up, you dwarf slayer! In the past hundred years, no human has killed as many of our dwarves as you have! Accept my punishment!!!”

He was confident.

“It was all your fault, you bastards. You think so too, right? Whether we were wrong or not, I killed a lot of dwarves, so I’m the bad guy.”
“You know it well!”
“Let’s get beat up a little, you bastard!”
“Ugh…!”
“Stay still!”

I immediately reached out with my left hand and grabbed his collar, lifting him up, and then slapped him dozens of times with my right hand.

—Chopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchop!!!!
—Chopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchop!!!!
—Chopchopchopchopchopchopchopchopchop!!!!

“Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik!!!!”

Just 5 seconds.

I had only gently touched him for 5 seconds, but his face was completely swollen and red, as if I had disturbed a beehive. He already had a big head, but now it seemed to have grown about three times bigger.

But it felt a bit like a balloon, what kind of bizarre balloon was this?

It was a malicious, repulsive balloon that you might only encounter in a child’s nightmare.

“Oop… Oobubbub!”

And his swollen lips had also become so big that it seemed really hard for him to speak. He was really unpleasant.

“C-chieftain in an instant…!”
“Unbelievable speed!”
“Is he really as strong as Godhammer!”
“We can’t win!”

The warriors he had brought had already lost their will to fight.

“You guys. Are you going to mess with me?”
“N-no… I don’t intend to.”

All the warriors put down their weapons, and that was the completion of peace.

“Get up! Vacuumseus!”
“Oobueeeub…!”

He had become a balloon.
I gave the order in his place.

“Dwarf warriors! Stay here and wait!”
“O-only he can give that order…”
“Do you want to taste my fist?”
“…”

When I raised my fist, the guy who was trying to mess with me immediately shut his mouth.

“Then wait here!”

And so, I grabbed Vacuumseus and returned to the city. I’ll talk to this bastard and take over Barkshire.

* * *

Underground prison.

—Chwahaaaak!

I threw Vacuumseus into a borrowed underground prison and poured water on his face.

“Heok!”

Then he woke up with a seizure.

“Heok…! Heok! What happened to me…!”
“Are you awake?”
“What? No!!!! You!! And this place is!!!”
“Hehehe, this is the Sanzu River in the underworld. If you want to die, cross this river.”

I said, pointing to another bucket full of water.

“If you want to go back alive, you have to pay the price.”
“What the hell are you talking about!”
“Bullshit?”

This bastard still hadn’t come to his senses.

—Tear.

I immediately spread my palm and brought it to his face.

“Do you want to get beat up more?”
“W-what do you want from me!”
“You said you were the master of Barkshire, right?”
“T-that’s right!”
“Let’s go together and empty that city.”
“What?”
“I’m telling you to empty the city.”
“That’s ridiculous!”

Why did he think it was ridiculous?