Chapter 135 – Barbarians in the Arena

When I came out, I saw Cloudy standing with her arms crossed.

“Hey! Cloudy! Did you see it?! Did you see it?! Did you see me?!”

Excited by her, I ran towards the woman who was waiting for me.

The battle just before was not dedicated to the audience. Of course, it is not dedicated to Hwanung, our national god. It was nothing else, this match was a fight only for Cloudy.

She likes cruelty or violence.

Enough to recommend it to me. They like my appearance as a warrior with inherent savagery. That’s why there was no sense of deliberately trembling with the raw alcohol that was going to make me look at Cloudy.

Just now, I was a young action stunt theater actor with an artistic sensibility to the point of striking the nation, and at the same time, I was a cruel and violent barbarian from a nomadic tribe who lived by beating and killing monsters.

This was crazy even when I thought about it.
Even the Buddha in my head was so moved that I was on the verge of fainting.

In other words, it can be said to be a blockbuster one-person play produced for Cloudy.

As the excitement of battle began to cool, a different kind of anticipation lit a fire in my heart. What kind of compliment are you getting?

I was eagerly looking forward to it.

“…”

But when he saw me, Claudy’s expression was strange.
It was completely red to the point of going away from the blush.

What. Why is my sister

“Boo, I thought I was dying of shame!”
“Uh… Huh?”
“What the hell is that!”

Claudy, who had turned red, screamed. I was taken back. Are you ashamed? Are you ashamed to say you came after a life-and-death battle with three nightmarish adult kobolds and three goblin brothers who crawled out of hell?

According to the checkout, it was right that a fully agitated Cloudy should have put me between his breastbones and walked to the inn.

It is a lovely moving action play based on a true story that even the heavenly gods shed tears while watching.

Cloudy’s reaction was strange.

“Ugh… Kat. Okay, that was great. As far as running on all fours…”

Seeing my shocked expression his, as if trying to make an excuse, he hurriedly began to add sarcasm. However, just as my dead opponents could never come back to life, my wounded heart could never be recovered.

“Mo, I don’t know! Idiot! Why aren’t you praising me!”

I also screamed at Cloudy.

“I did that on purpose to show you!”
“That, that’s the wrong direction…”

In desperation, she came closer and tried to trick me into calming me down. But it’s already too late.

“Ah! No! I’m going to sing! Don’t stop me!”

I sing when I’m tired, when I’m happy, and when I’m sad. Seol Woo-do’s compass. Cloudy, who would heal my wounded heart, rather cut out my heart, so all that was left was the legendary trot singer Seol Woon-do.

“Kyaaaaagh! I’m sorry! I’m sorry, Kat! Good job! Really good job! Cool! Because it was cool!”
“Hmm, that’s fine.”
“Whoa… Really.”
“Bell.”
“Aww!”

It was Cloudy who was hugging me to keep my mouth shut. If you’ve done this, I’d be fine with it. I wrapped my arms around her waist.

“Then let’s go eat with the money we earned.”
“Kat…You’re so puzzling…”
“Isn’t that nice?”
“…Don’t embarrass me.”

She casually moved her hand over her ear her to her cloudie and squeezed it gently. She said, looking at her face as her eyes closed, as if she was at ease.

“Anyway, what do you want to eat? I’m hungry after working hard.”
“Hauuuuu what you want to eat? Meat. You want to eat meat?”
“Meat is good. Today is a visit to a barbecue restaurant.”

I took a 1 silver coin from her bosom, bounced it up, and caught it in the air. It’s the back of the sitpal. Anyway, it’s half empty money, so let’s go on a tour of Isvant’s restaurants today.

Now that I have money, I was able to know that the cuisine of another world is good in its own way.

They were still made with the meat of monsters I didn’t know what they were, but after I ate them, they were okay. After all, money is worth what you spend it on. More than anything, Cloudy really liked meat. Dark elves enjoy eating meat, but it seems to be true. It was necessary to feed them enough meat.

Drunk with victory today.

This day was spent on a date.

***

Roughly like that, I usually earn money while doing quests, but when the arena opens, I take a break from work that day and take on the opening role.

It was all thanks to Durban.

Looking at the ever-increasing daily wage, I thought it would be nice if the arena were open every day, but unfortunately the arena wasn’t open every day.

An average of four to five meetings per month.

Well, that wasn’t too much of a burden, and I didn’t do anything other than open/afternoonings, so I easily signed a long-term contract. All I had to do was rub a few dog-eat-dog monsters and scream.

“Kat, today’s opponent is Knoll Deul.”
“It’s dog shit.”

Durvan followed and assisted me like my manager.

Now, I was a sensational popular barbarian, Kim Katt, whose evolution was a little less advanced and his head was completely messed up. The first game gave me astonishment and fear, but it had that much impact.

The public wanted me.

I wanted my showmanship, which came from having mastered all kinds of entertainment in modern times.

On stage, I was both Charlie Chaplin and Adolf Hitler. Audiences cheered at me like a comedian, and raised me up like zealous fascists giving their allegiance.

It is said that the original opening was not so passionate and joyful.

I heard that it was literally just an ‘opening’ event, where you just kill enough monsters and move on to the next game, but now even this opening has become a very important content.

It’s because I am there.

ㅡWowaaaaa!
—Barbarians! Barbarian!
ㅡCrazy barbarians!

As I entered, the audience burst into cheers.

They no longer faint or scream. Shock turned to interest, and interest turned to favor. They have now become rabid cultural citizens who can fully enjoy my madness.

“My God, my God!!! Oh, my God! Everyone! Have you heard the call of God in the past? Did you hear the oracle resounding sacredly!”

The presenter exclaimed excitedly. She, too, fainted on her first day, but as time went by, her first appearance her was milder, only to be engulfed in madness.

“Look! No, look! The wings sprouting from the back of the barbarian Katt! He was summoned by God and awakened as an angel, and his name is Katt, a savage warrior who is not well known!”

Even my clothes started to be specially made.

The clothes she was wearing were special costumes with large, pure white wings made of feathers from bird-type monsters stitched together.

Behind me, large, colorful wings stretched out on either side.
The rest of the clothes are, well, a pair of white triangle panties and leather sandals.

Truly Cupid – the adult body.

My scarred upper body was exposed.

If it’s dark, its pure white wings contrast with the hair.

Yes. Today’s concept was the ultimate humanistic touching story about Katt Kim, who finally ascended to heaven as a messenger of God, defeating the remnants of evil rooted in the earth.

ㅡWonderful wings! If only I had wings like that!
—-Ah, an angel! He’s an angel!
—- No, he said it’s a lunatic! He’s just a crazy guy!

The reactions to seeing him were varied, but the way his voice grew louder showed that everyone was enjoying it.

The only thing I couldn’t enjoy in this match was the monsters that were about to be brutally slaughtered as my opponents.

God has no mercy.

If so, it would be the same with angels, the messengers of God.

Today I am Brutal Angel Kim Katt.
An omnipotent angel who will wipe out the unclean beings rooted on this earth!

“Keeeee!!!!”

I let out a holy cry.

Fan service like this is basic.

“Did you hear it! His roar reminds me of a church chant! Oh, my God! He is a savage, but he is a real man with such a deep faith that he even ascended to heaven as an angel!!!!! !!!!!!!”

ㅡLong live the pious savage paladins!!
ㅡwooooo!!!

Opening has begun. The atmosphere in the arena was overheated by the time I arrived with my wings on. That was the meaning of a muscular man wearing only underwear spreading his pure white wings.

ㅡCheolkyung!

The iron bars on the other side of the arena opened. It was the gnolls that crawled out scattering red eyes. No, not normal gnolls.

ㅡKurrure… Sniff! Kreung!

As a victim of the ‘arena’, it is in a state of being dressed up.

Both of their ankles had been amputated, and their thighs and calves were sewn together, reminiscent of a mermaid who had crawled out onto land. They had black eyepatch around their eyes, and their mouths were gagged like diamonds.

And he was wearing pauldrons studded with all sorts of jagged bones.

It looked really evil.

They crawled on the ground with their arms. He’s dressed up like this, but with both feet cut off, he’ll be dozens of times weaker than normal gnolls. But their grotesque appearance reminded them of wickedness.

That’s what made it
Because the arena was like this.

The audio-visual effect is of paramount importance.

ㅡKreung!
ㅡGreurureung…!!!

But the gnolls were not at all intimidated. The sense of smell is intact even though the feet are cut off, gagged, and the eyes are covered. I approached them crawling on both arms to vent their wrath towards humans.

The number is just six.

Seeing as many as six monsters crawling like that made me nervous. Actual combat power is poor, though.

Good night.

Evil, reckless monsters.

Today, I feel sorry for that pitiful figure, and I will have Angel Cut-nim show me mercy.

“The game is about to begin!”

ㅡPay!

At the same time as the start, I ‘flyed up.’

It was truly the ultimate sergeant jump. It didn’t actually fly, it just jumped, but with huge wings attached to it, it looked like it was flying. —Flutter! I directed an angel who came down to earth.

ㅡWaaaaa!!!
ㅡAngel! Angel!
—-A savage angel!

“Whoops.”

The audience was enthusiastic about my appearance.

Excited, I ran through the arena screaming as I had always done. It was difficult to run because my wings were so large that I directly received the resistance of the air, but now I am an angel who delivers blessings to humans.

What had to be done

ㅡKreur..! Kreung!

While doing so, a gnoll that had dutifully crawled began to approach me. He sniffed the smell of chewing gum cut. And get excited ㅡKre! Gagged and unable to roar satisfactorily, but he was a monster!

A monster that kills people!
He poured out his hatred on me!

ㅡKurrrrrrr!!!

Using explosive brute force, he rushed at me.

“Haha! That’s ridiculous!”

I made a sacred leap once again.

At the same time as taking off, I crouched down on my knees to make it look like I was jumping as high as possible. I don’t know, but it would have looked like it was floating in the air for almost 1 meter (m) or more.

“Swan legs!”

ㅡSoonyoung!

And kicked out in that state. The target is Gnoll’s head. As a crawling gnoll lying on his stomach, he was absolutely unable to defend against this attack.

ㅡPretty!

A kick right in the neck shattered Knoll’s cervical vertebrae. It’s a really neat shot. Overkill, so to speak. I grabbed the gnoll I had killed by the scruff of the neck and lifted it high.

And shouted out

“Listen! Wicked squire! I, the warrior of barbarism, the messenger of God, Kim Katt, will send you back to hell! No forgiveness, no mercy! All I will do is the divine path, the guidance of death. Iljini! I will put an end to that pitiful life here!”

Finish kill.

ㅡPeruk!

I slammed Gnoll’s corpse to the ground like I was punching the ground.
Blood gushed out.

“Hey, the barbarian Katt started talking about something aaaaa!!!”
ㅡWowaaaaa!!

At the same time, cheers broke out.
The opening has only just begun.