## Chapter 1482 – Heavenly Demon Kim Katz

This is a fundamentally different issue…!

It doesn’t make sense to think Elise, who has small breasts, is the same as Lisha, who transformed into a young form! Loli-sha literally has the body of a child!

Okay, Lisha is actually 500 years old, and she just transforms into that form and acts cute to tease me, but that’s not the point! She shouldn’t look like a child to me! Just because someone has small breasts doesn’t mean they should be treated like a child! Elise is a wonderful adult woman!

But I couldn’t verbalize these embarrassing views! Even trying to passionately defend such ridiculous logic is really embarrassing.

In that moment of chaos in the bedroom.

“Th-This is definitely wrong!”

Liztina shouted, then suddenly threw herself at me.

Why?

“Falling for small breasts…! I can’t accept it! Come here!”
“Whoa!”
“Here, here! I’ll give you milk!”

In an instant, Liztina’s huge breasts covered my face! Soft mounds pressed against my face, exuding a strong feminine scent. It intoxicated me…!

“Now, tell me! Do you like big ones, or small ones!!!”

Just because I’ve discovered a preference for small breasts doesn’t mean I’ve abandoned big and busty ones!

But in their desperation, they didn’t seem to think that far. Not just Liztina, but Winia too. And even the other girls started crowding towards my face. With a sense of mission to somehow revert my tastes back to normal, they charged at me, using their attractive bodies as weapons.

“Dummy! Here! Here! Not over there, here!”
“W-Wait a minute…! Even if you squeeze in, two is the maximum!”
“Move!”

Among my women, who were desperately trying to get me to suck on their breasts, I couldn’t move and had no choice but to stay still. How could I possibly resort to violence to overcome this situation?

It was literally a wall of flesh on all sides. A wall made of female bodies pressed against me and narrowed in.

Just as the situation was spiraling into chaos.

“Th-That’s!!!”

Elise’s voice exploded.

“E-Elise-nim…?”
“Elise?”

The noisy scene fell silent at that angry voice. Could it be that Elise is angry about this situation? Looking at her, Elise was still covering her face.

And.

“I-Isn’t it my turn now…!”

Elise said, lowering her hand…!

“It’s my turn to monopolize Sungdo-nim right now! Please calm down!”

She even started to boldly assert her exclusive rights to me in that state! Right. Elise is in the middle of a ritual. It’s not polite to interrupt like this.

Then, while I have everyone’s attention, let’s calm them down.

“That’s right. It’s Elise’s turn now. So…”
“Hey. Wait a minute. Didn’t you already cum several times?”
“Huh?”
“You came several times, didn’t you?”

Certainly, as Karin said, I did cum inside her several times while receiving Elise’s shy, face-covering, woman-on-top.

“So what?”
“Then the ritual’s over, you idiot!”

The moment Karin shouted that.

“Yes! Then it’s over! From now on, Elise is also a formal member of our group!”
“Elise, hooray!!!”
“Congratulations, Elise! Then, Dummy!”

After offering simple congratulations, they all rushed at me, eager to be next. As if they had instantly agreed that whoever won the physical struggle would be next after Elise, the naked women rubbed their soft, lewd flesh against me and desperately called out to me.

“I-I can’t end the ritual like this! Sungdo-nim!”

The exploded Elise also joined the fray.

“Ah.”

Right.

“This is life.”

Heavenly Demon Kim Katz. God Kim Katz. Emperor Kim Katz. Savior Kim Katz. For me, who possesses all those sublime names. This kind of life was only natural.

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ㅡCreak.

“Yo! Who do we have here!!!”

As I opened the door to the tavern, a familiar voice burst out from across the room. That voice is… right. The sound of a beer bottle echoing through a golden wheat field.

Because the surroundings were quiet, that unique voice seemed even more prominent. The other customers in the tavern, who were stunned by my appearance, were staring at me with their mouths open.

“Isn’t that our Emperor, you little shit!!!”

The only one who was excitedly chattering in the midst of all this was this bastard.

“Heh heh heh, bullshit.”

I approached him, pulled out a chair, and sat down.

“Oh, you little shit. Look at how your face has bloomed.”

After a long time, Copson still had good hair.

But the important thing wasn’t his hair. Copson’s skin, which used to boast a crater-like surface like a strawberry with countless seeds embedded in it, had become quite a bit better.

Surprisingly.

“Your skin’s fucking amazing too. What have you been eating these days? What did you eat to make your skin like a kid’s? Huh?”
“No. It’s gotten better, so why are you saying it’s ‘like this’? Isn’t there something wrong with your vocabulary? Well, I knew you’d start with that story, you barbarian shit.”

Copson nodded in satisfaction, grabbed his beer glass, and took a powerful gulp.

ㅡGlug glug!

“Kyah! Well! Now that I’m in this position, my skin can’t help but get better! Adventurer? What the hell is that! My skin got better because my body is comfortable!!!”

Copson, whose face turned noticeably red after drinking that one glass, said as if he was about to die of joy… Right. Skin problems were very important to him.

His shovel chin was still the same, though.

“Now, now! Hurry up and order whatever you want, barbarian shit! I’m paying for everything today! Don’t hesitate and eat as much as you want!”

I burst out laughing at his absurd attitude.

“Heh heh heh, this guy is seriously fucking ridiculous.”

How much would the Heavenly Demon Emperor eat in a tavern like this? Anyway, this guy hadn’t changed much. I picked up the menu and called out to the owner.

“Hey. Owner.”
“Yes, yes!!! Your Majesty!!!”
“Ah, ah. Right. Calm down. Bring out some drinks and snacks. This guy will pay for everything, so bring out the best stuff you have in bulk.”
“Understood!!!!!! I will bring out the best items in the store!!!!!”

What’s with the “Understood!!!!!!”

The tavern owner answered loudly in an almost military-like posture. Well, it’s only natural since the Heavenly Demon God Emperor came to eat at his store.

Even in modern Earth, if a Maitreya Buddha or Amitabha Buddha came to a bar as a customer, the reaction would be even more extreme.

“Wow!!! That’s a really powerful order! The Emperor is definitely the Emperor, barbarian shit!!!”
“Well, I am the Emperor.”

Copson was also shocked. The other customers in the tavern were the same. Whether they still couldn’t accept that their god and emperor had come, or what, they were just staring at us with their mouths open.

“So, what’s this guy been up to these days?”

Anyway, I drank the beer that came out first and talked to Copson, whom I hadn’t seen in a while.

“Heh heh heh, I can’t help but tell you that story now!”

He was living comfortably, receiving a salary that was more than he deserved in a decent position because I had given him preferential treatment. It was truly a privilege among privileges.

In the first place, it was a position that I had gotten him through my Emperor connections, and it wasn’t a job that required much work, so he said he goes out to play like this every weekend.

“That being said! I didn’t expect the country to be rebuilt this quickly! It hasn’t even been a year since the darkness of the sky was shattered!”
“A year, huh. It hasn’t been a year yet.”

But it will be a year soon.

It’s already been several months since I dealt with the last remaining foreign god, the World Tree. Whatever the case, the Heavenly Demon God Kingdom has developed dazzlingly since then and was taking on the right form.

“And the crime rate is so low that I’m honestly dumbfounded. Even though we’re recording all the crimes that occur in the capital without exception, the numbers aren’t very high. Compared to when I was an adventurer in Isbant, it’s just mind-blowing.”

Since this guy works in the security force, he would know that well.

“Heh heh heh, well, it’s only natural since I’m the Emperor.”

I think his job is… organizing and recording the crimes that occur? It’s not a very specialized job, and the crime rate itself is so low that you could call it a complete cakewalk.

The state religion is the Heavenly Demon Church, so there are a lot of people learning fusion Confucianism, so how would they have time to commit crimes? There weren’t many brave and courageous psychopaths who would do that kind of thing in a country ruled by a god who had descended into reality.

“Ah. But didn’t Isbant not really keep good crime records in the first place?”
“I think they only recorded cases where people with citizen IDs were harmed.”

That kind of haphazard, feudal administration is no longer in place. Now, everything must be governed by the system that I and my women have created together. There are no exceptions. The whole world must be like that.

ㅡGlug glug.

Anyway, it was quite enjoyable to talk to Copson after a long time. He kept drinking beer non-stop and spouting nonsense, but about half of what he said was thanks and praise for me.

“Kuh…! I feel like my eyes are spinning! Do you know when I think of when my eyes are spinning like this? Barbarian shit?”
“When?”
“It’s exactly when I met Alaune in the jungle with you!!!”

The moment Copson said that.

“Heok!!!”
“Gasp…!”

The customers in the tavern swallowed their breaths.

“Heh heh heh, right. That happened too.”

Let’s bury the fact that Alaune now calls me Father forever. Well, looking back, Copson did save my life back then. That’s one of the reasons why Copson is doing so well now.

“Back then, we were…! Really shining…!”

Copson, who had drunk a lot of alcohol, started spouting nonsense with hazy eyes. This guy’s pattern hasn’t changed since the old days. How long has it been, and he’s already drunk?

“Kuh-huh! Of course! You became the Emperor, and I became such a wonderful man! Heroes are always faced with trials that make them stronger…!”
“I feel like that trial is unfolding right in front of me right now.”
“Ah, great Emperor! Ah, great Copson! Isn’t it too heroic!!!”
“Stop the trial…!”

Seriously, all the customers in the tavern are watching, how can there be a guy in the world who’s acting like a fool in front of the Emperor?

But whatever, it didn’t matter.

Because it’s Copson.

So I drank with Copson, who was acting like a fool while spouting all kinds of drunken nonsense, and we had a conversation about something I didn’t really understand. Even though this guy has changed a lot, his roots are still the same.

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Of course, Copson’s drunken antics exceeded the limit, so I had no choice but to get up from my seat. After getting up, I said goodbye and waved to the people in the tavern to finish things up before going outside.

“Ugh. That crazy bastard.”

I really didn’t expect him to get so drunk that he would even throw up.
I’m not lying, where in the world is there a guy who throws up in front of the Emperor?

I even patted his back, damn it.

Anyway, I went outside and closed the tavern door.

“Oh, oh oh oh oh!!! Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!!!!!”
“A-As expected of Copson-nim!!! To be such close friends with His Majesty!!!!”
“It wasn’t a lie! It wasn’t a lie!!! Copson-nim’s words weren’t a lie!!!”
“They were as close as intimate friends!!!!!”
“How can this be!!! Copson-nim was really friends with Heavenly Demon Your Majesty!!!”
“I can’t believe it even after seeing it with my own eyes!!!!!”

Those words were bursting out from inside the tavern.

Their voices were so loud that I could hear them all the way out here.

Come to think of it, were all the people gathered in the tavern Copson’s followers? That bastard. He even used my connections to create followers and cause a ruckus.

“Kkeueol… Kkeo, kkeol, kkeoeolgeolgeolgeolgeol!!!!! D-Did I not sayyy!!! When I was younggg!!! I worked as an adventurer with His Majesty the Emperor!!! I said it repeatedly!!!! Why didn’t you all believe me!!!”

Soon, the voice of Copson, who had become completely drunk, exploded.

“We believe you now!! We believe you now!!! Copson-nim!! Tell us more! Tell us more stories!!”
“Copson-nim!!! Please!!!”
“Copson-nim!!!”
“Kkieeeeeeeek Copson-nim!!!”

He’s almost become a star.

“Ggeureeeeoreom! I have no choice!! Are you readyyyy to hear the heroic biographyyyy of the Emperor and!!! This great friend Cop-soooon!!!”
“We’re readyyyyyyy!!!!!!!”
“Oooooooooh!!!”
“We’re readyyyyyyy!!!!!!”
“Good!!! That friend the Emperor was a very wise and just man even back then!!! And this Copson was by his sideeee!!!!!”

While listening to that drunken Copson’s unique, gravelly, and absurd voice.

“Heh heh heh. That bastard.”

I walked.

“Shall we go to Jongno. Shall we go to Myeongdong. Or shall we go to Cheongnyangri, oh oh…!”

The song that came out in excitement was really enjoyable. Jongno, Myeongdong, and Cheongnyangri are all around me now. Happy places that I can go to whenever I want.

Doing what I want as much as I want.
Going wherever I want whenever I want.

This Heavenly Demon Kim Katz.

Is moving forward like that.

“An unstoppable urge dejaaaaaaaaat!!!!!!”

ㅡKwaang!!!

I kicked off the ground and flew into the sky.

The sky in this world, no.

The sky in my world is so beautiful.

I couldn’t help but spew out the overwhelming emotion.

“Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng!!!!”