Chapter 1490 – Gummo Gaiden – The Heavenly Demon Emperor

“Heo Eok! Heavenly Demon!”
“Heavenly Demon! Hello!”
“Anit…! Even the female pope!”

When the constables saw us land, they stopped the sticks and saluted me.

Apparently, the bastard was already lying in a mop, but what were these bastards doing?

“Uh, yes. Good job. But guys. What have you guys been doing?”

When I ask

“Yes! I was on duty now!”

Isn’t that what the senior constable proudly exclaims?

“Ohh. Briefing.”
“All right!”

Immediately the constable began to explain to me.

“We went to the scene after receiving a report that this drunk man was rampaging! He was definitely in a completely drunk state and was rampaging with passers-by! I had to restrain him, so at first I tried to convince him with words. .. But he refused to be taken and yelled at me. Wouldn’t it be like attacking us while hitting it!”

It’s a dog

“So, according to the fusion Confucian judgment, I had no choice but to use violence for suppression and violence for education!”
“And as you can see, he’s calmed down! I was going to take him after a little more assault!”
“Yes! That’s right! We should refrain from violence, but if words don’t work, we use violence! Isn’t that the true value of Fusion Confucianism!!!”

Watching the two constables take turns talking proudly.

“Good job!!!!!!”

Excitement burst out!

ㅡ clap clap clap!
ㅡ clap clap clap!
ㅡ clap clap clap!

I clapped and admired!

It was like watching children who studied hard!

Aren’t these bastards doing too well! Yeah, not all constables were assholes! Since the upper part is an asshole, I naturally thought that there would be a problem from the bottom, but of course! Aren’t there some police officers who understand my curriculum so well!

“You’ve been doing a great job, great job! Our constables!”
“Thank you!!! But of course!!!”
“Call the official name!”
“I am Police Officer Duntz of the 2nd company of the Metropolitan Police Department!!!”

Incidentally, Copson is also a member of the Metropolitan Police Department.

“That’s a nice name!”

Of course, this kind of guy should be reflected in the greeting. Originally, I was noticed by a being like me by chance and received a good evaluation.

Including the guy next to him, of course.

“Chuckling!”

Anyway, I burst into laughter and looked at the rags-toothed drunk.

“Uuuuu…”

I’m really following you.

“Tsk tsk tsk. If you drink and behave badly, you’ll use it.”

According to the ideology of fusion Confucianism, a person who misbehaves without a justifiable reason is to be returned as it is.

If there was a joke the other day, after arresting and tying up a guy who was making a loud noise at dawn for no apparent reason, several police officers screamed randomly in his ears for about an hour, making him feel the pain of the opposite limbs. It is said that there have been times when

Tied up high-pitched voice at dawn. Red-handed criminal.

And the constables circling around him screaming inhumanly into his ears. He won’t do anything like gossip in the future.

“If I do more, I might die.

Still, you shouldn’t be beaten until you become disabled just because you drank and behaved badly. From what I’ve heard, there were no major victims, so this would be enough. If you get hit enough, then you can pay the fine.

“I will!!!”
“Okay. Reliable. But did anything else happen today? I’m curious.”

A constable officer asked if there was anything else after a day of drinking and rambling.

“Umm… Yes. It happened earlier in the morning… I was on patrol, but wasn’t someone bold enough to dump a large amount of trash in the alley without permission and run away? I did.”
“To think there’s a bastard like that these days.”

A bastard dares to dump a large amount of garbage in the alleys of the capital without permission? Then you have to get hit It was a great response. At any rate, we constables were doing very well according to the code of conduct I had laid down.

The laws of the Kingdom of Heavenly Demons are simple and straightforward.

If you do something like a dog, you will be punished like a dog or fined. If you commit a heinous crime that transcends that, you go to the inhumane sugar cane field.

I was in the process of establishing these two concepts very well in the Kingdom of Heavenly Demons.

To put it simply, if you do something stupid, you will be beaten. This is easy to understand and easy to evoke sympathy for. This heavenly horse, Kimkat, encourages good and punishes evil. In any case, evil beings must be beaten.

“Ah…And! Heavenly Demon! Pope!”
“Hmm? What’s going on?”
“Actually, I’m a believer in Cheonma Shinkyo! I’m subscribing to Cheonma every month and attending the Cheonma Shrine every weekend! And whenever I have time, I read and study the fusion Confucian scriptures!”
“Heh heh! That young man is leading a healthy life!”

Seeing such a young man living uprightly like this made my heart warm. Attendance at the Heavenly Demon Temple every weekend in the monthly Cheonma subscription. And studying fusion Confucianism?

The talent of the Kingdom of the Heavenly Demons must be talking about a young man like this.

“Our believer is doing very well. Keep doing that.”

Hilde also gave praise as a female pope.

“To sharpen one’s morality. That’s the shortcut to enriching one’s life.”

You have to do well on the Fusion Confucianism exam to be promoted.

“Ah, ah…! Yes! Yes, I see, Pope!!! I will always sharpen my morals and live my life!!!”

However, after hearing Hilde’s praise her, the guy got down on her knees in genuine joy and put his hands together with tears in his eyes her… What? How come you seem to react more strongly to Hilde than to me?

“So, Heavenly Demon?”
“Ah, yes. I’ll have to go now. Sheriff Duntz. Let’s continue to keep the peace like this.”
“Yes!!!!!”

After encouraging the Grim Regiment, she flew up again with Hilde.

She remembered the name, so she’ll tell Karin next time.

As Hilde said, something like shit happened in the department she was managing, and her pride her was hurt. I would be happy if you tell me this story and tell me Karin that you educated me very well.

“Whoa, that’s so heartwarming. Look, Katt. Most of the constables are doing a good job. Of course, a few will still have an accident, but that’s just a minority.”

Hilde laughed and she said that.

“Definitely. No. But what about Hilde?”
“Yes?”
“Somehow, it seems that the reaction was better when you said it than when I said it.”

She was extremely polite to me, too, but when Hilde handed her compliments, she almost trembled, fell to her knees, and wept.

Does this mean you respect Hilde more than me?

“That’s… Well. The constable just now was male, and I’m a beautiful Valkyrie, right? So I can’t help it. I think it’s only natural that he be more infatuated with me.”
“This.”

That’s right.

“In fact, our queens are also objects of envy, just like Katt-nim.”
“That’s it. That’s true.”
“Ah! That’s why Katt-nim!”

ㅡ Clap!

Hilde, who had clapped for a moment, spoke to me with her eyes shining.

“I think it would be nice to make something like a special edition of the Monthly Cheonma!”
“A special edition?”

What special edition?

“Yes! Well, it’s like having a special event only for that month! Just like making a monthly Cheonma, I’m making a special edition of a queen’s booklet and selling it!”

Queen booklet.

“Kat’s queens are 9!!! From Cloudy to Elise! Just like the monthly magazine, upload pictures. Carry interviews. Introduce policies. Say a word. If you weave those things together and release them as a special edition, it will sell very well. Ask!!!”

Uh.

Wait a minute.

“Five?”

Do you think it will sell well?

No.

One hundred percent sells well.

It is proven by the success of Monthly Cheonma, but people from other worlds who have no tolerance for entertainment are very thirsty for such things. Celebrity. High person. Well, I really like information magazines that let me know about those people. Enthusiasm.

My popularity exploded too.

Then there is no reason not to pay attention to my beautiful wives. No. Rather, they are more curious… Everyone knows that they are ministers, don’t they? People who live in the Monthly Cheonma will naturally be curious about my queens.

Monthly Cheonma Special Edition – 1st Queen Cloudy.

Monthly Cheonma Special Edition – The 2nd Queen Winia.

Well, if a book like this were placed in a bookstore, there would be no one who wouldn’t buy it.

“But they put my girls in magazines…”

As I was thinking about it, Hilde pressed her face against me.

“Kat-nim. Aren’t you curious?”
“What?”
“So, if you make a special edition for each queen… And sell it in the form of an event only for that month.”

If the 9 queens special edition is sold only for that month.

“Who will sell the best?”
“Uh.”

What?

“This…”

Who will sell the best? Sell well? It could be said to be a measure of popularity. So, who will record the highest number of copies sold?

“Kat-sama. I’m curious about that, so I can’t stand it. Well, first of all, I’m the female pope… I’m not proposing it because I’m occupying the most public position .”
“Isn’t it Hilde?”

If you are the female pope of the Heavenly Demon Goddess, the state religion of the Heavenly Demons, isn’t it okay to chew the ballot?

Hehe! Anyway, think about it!”
“Yes. Think about it.”

But if there were 9 people lined up, of course there would be people who would come last.
Thinking about it makes me feel negative.

There’s no way my girls could go last.

Anyway.

Because she’s constantly flying low.

“Kat-nim! There’s another fight over there!!!”
“Ah fuck it. What do these bastards fight all the time? Why are you crazy bastards fighting so much?”
“There is no way that conflict will disappear in the human world. Let’s go!”
“Okay.”

ㅡShuwook.

So it lands on the scene again.

“Heo-euk! Heavenly Demon…!”
“And the Empress too…!”
“Unbelievable!”

As he descended while showing off, the people gathered around him knelt down with their eyes wide open. I saw that a cook wearing a chef’s hat was fighting with a gentle-looking old man.

“What is this again? Chef? Why are you guys fighting?”

Ask about him

“That, that Heavenly Demon…!”

The cook trembled and took off his hat his.

He was bald.

What? Are you trying to buy my sympathy by using the fact that you’re bald?

“Tell me. I saw you fighting in flight and came down.”
“That, that…! That! That human!”
“That human?”

The cook pointed out a decent-looking old man.

“I scolded him for trying to eat without food, so he wasn’t assaulting me! So when I tried to beat him with a pot, he ran away again, so I followed him and the people around me gathered…!”
“No-eating?”

Does this bastard dare to eat without food?

But first, check the facts first.

“Old man. Is it true that he ate without a meal?”
“It’s never true. The great Heavenly Demon.”

When the old man answered calmly, the cook went mad.

“No, that red-hot liar!!!”
“Quiet. Chef.”
“Huh!”
“I am hearing testimony from the author now.”
“Sorry!”
“Enough. Stay still.”

Then let’s listen.

“Old man. Tell me what’s going on.”
“I’ll tell you everything in detail, Heavenly Demon. Before I went into the shop and sat down to order the food, I asked the chef, “Did the food taste good?” .The cook replied that he could vouch for it again.”

The old man explained like a character from some Arabian Nights.

“Therefore?”
“So I trusted the chef’s words and ordered the food. But after eating it… Wouldn’t it be tasteless? I couldn’t pay it, and I was about to go back. But suddenly the cook asked why I didn’ At first, I tried to solve it verbally, but then he started violently. So we had a fight, and the cook picked up the pot. Ran away.”

What?

What did I hear wrong?

“Chef? Is it real?”
“Oh no! That’s nonsense!”
“In which part?”
“It’s true that I had such a conversation with that old man… Plate! Boy! Get the plate!”

When the cook said, a kid who looked like Jeom Soi brought an empty bowl.

“Look! The old man ate all the food I cooked! So clean! No! If I said it midway through the meal, I would understand. Me too! I said it didn’t suit my taste! But I ate it all and came back at the end and said it wasn’t tasty and paid for it. You say you won’t pay, but isn’t this a blatant lie!!!”

ㅡ Quick!

It was so unfortunate that veins protruded from the chef’s forehead.

“I just ate it all because I still couldn’t throw away the food. Food is precious. It’s a sin to leave food behind.”
“Nonsense bullshit!!!! You didn’t say that in the middle!!!!!”

The cook almost went mad.

“Heavenly Demon, the cook assured me the taste of the dish, and I trusted him and ordered the dish. But if it doesn’t taste good, it means the cook lied to me, and that is a grave insult. I ate all of it because I thought it was a sin to leave food behind, and I evaluated the food at the end because I thought that the taste of food is something that can only be accurately evaluated by eating everything.”
“Hey, look at what you crazy old man is saying!!!!!”

‘Cause I’ve been listening to it

“Chuckkeokkeokkkk!!!!!Kkkk!

A delightful laugh broke out.

Wow.

Really.

Such an old man
This is a thing

“My old man speaks very well, yes!!!”
“Thank you.”

I shouted and patted the old man on the shoulder, and the old man smiled gracefully and thanked me.

“An old man who speaks so well! This is a very good thing!”
“Thank you…”
“Since ancient times, sticks have been medicine for a kid who speaks well! Hey! The police officers gathered there!!!”
“Yes…?”

Immediately ordered the constables.

“Here’s this crazy old man fucking beat up and get him taken away!!!”