## Chapter 1497 – The Foreigner Swordsman – The Demon God of Another World

“It’s delicious…! No! Looking at it, the oil doesn’t seem to be of very good quality, but the taste itself is so stimulating! Is this even possible? How can there be such a taste!”

An excited Liz devoured the seasoned chicken, each bite accompanied by exclamations of admiration.

“Wow, damn. But it’s seriously freaking delicious, this.”
“Indeed, it can be called a delicacy. That ordinary commoners can eat such things to their heart’s content… it’s simply astonishing.”

Karin was also marveling, and Kadia was savoring each bite. Watching her savor such cheap chicken was quite amusing.

The food that our Cheonma Emperor God family used to eat in our original world was all made with eco-friendly, top-quality ingredients, prepared by top-notch professional chefs. But such classic, honest, natural flavors couldn’t beat the artificially created MSG.

“Katt-nim, this is a disaster…! Once we know about this, we can never go back to the old days!”

Hilde shouted as if a great calamity had befallen her while eating tteokbokki.

“Hehehe, is it that bad?”
“Yes! The taste itself is completely different! How can such a deep flavor be possible…!”
“Should I take the recipe or the method of making it?”
“Yes!”

But even if I took it, I probably wouldn’t be able to make the same thing unless I raised the technological level. No, wait. I could just have the chefs taste it and then order them to make it. That’s what chefs who get paid to work are supposed to do, right?

Or I could just beat the crap out of those damn dwarves and force them to make it. They’re good at making things, after all.

“Oh my god, Katt…! It’s so soft and sweet!”

Cloudy exclaimed in admiration as she scooped up ice cream.

“Ice cream? There are 31 flavors of this stuff?”
“No. That’s just that store that has 31 flavors. There are probably tens of thousands of different kinds of ice cream in the world.”
“So many different flavors!!!”
“Do you want to try them all?”
“Yes!”
“I guess I’ll have to ask the hotel to put an ice cream freezer in the room.”

ㅡFlap flap.

Cloudy flapped her ears and focused on scooping up chocolate ice cream. Hmm… it suits her skin tone well. I almost want to smear chocolate ice cream on her body and lick it off.

“What flavor is this?”
“Oh.”

Just then, Winia, with a face full of anticipation, scooped up a generous spoonful of mint chocolate ice cream…!

“The color is pretty too. You said this inside is chocolate, right?”

Winia, looking at the mint chocolate on the spoon.

“Then, here goes… ahh.”

The moment she pushed the spoon into her mouth, unable to hide her anticipation.

ㅡFlash!

Her eyes widened!

“Ugh!”

Winia, as if in sudden distress, swallowed the mint chocolate and hurriedly took out the spoon, shouting.

“Ah, ack! Oh, damn! Ah! Darkie! What’s this blue stuff! This is weird! Ah, crap! The taste is still in my mouth! What do I do!”

I knew it.

“Hahahahahaha!”
“Why are you laughing!”
“Why! What does it taste like!”
“I don’t know! It tastes kind of awful! It’s worse than toothpaste!”

Mint chocolate is quite divisive, after all. When I was on Earth, I wouldn’t go out of my way to buy it, but I could eat it without any problems if it was there.

“That’s a pretty popular dessert on Earth.”
“Don’t be ridiculous! Who eats this crap!”

Anyway, everyone turned their attention to this.

“Where, where. Let me try it too. What does it taste like? No. The color is pretty, though?”
“Don’t be fooled. This tastes like shit. Liz unnie will scream if she eats it.”
“Do I look like a screamer… ahh, ah, aaaaaack!! What is this, you bastard!!!”
“I knew it.”

So, the women who had been eating chicken, fast food, and snacks began to try the mint chocolate one by one, and everyone shook their heads, saying it tasted strange.

But.

“Ah… it’s delicious. Father.”
“You think this is delicious!”

Only Ari said it was delicious and pulled the ice cream container towards her!

“As expected of Alaune! Maybe it’s because it’s made with plant ingredients!”
“Ah, this was made with plant ingredients. I think it’s better than I thought.”

While everyone was in shock, Ari said seriously.

“But most humans hate the taste… then Father, it might not be a bad idea to mix it into the prisoners’ food. Should we make it separately?”
“Good idea!!!! Let’s do it!!!”

This is a good idea! Good! Let’s produce mint from now on!

“Haa… but it’s really an amazing level of dessert. That bread and cookies can be so sweet and soft…”
“Seongdo-nim! The chef who makes these cookies must be a master with world-class skills! There’s no way this taste could come out otherwise!”

It was just ordinary bread from a neighborhood bakery.

“No. But seriously, is this what you guys eat? Earthlings? You guys seem to have it better than I thought?”
“Well, if you’re just talking about food, yeah.”

I picked up the noodles from the cup ramen with chopsticks, then put kimchi on top and shoved it into my mouth. The sensation of the noodles being chewed in my mouth… was truly perfect. It goes so well with the ramen broth. I just need to eat 40 more. With rice mixed in.

“Katt-nim! I want to eat that too!”
“Here. This. Open the lid like this, tear open the soup packet and put it in. Pour in hot water and it’s done in 3 minutes. Try it.”
“Yes! No! But the fact that you can cook so easily is amazing!”
“Hehehe, cup ramen is like that.”

Anyway, they devoured the Korean delivery food and desserts like crazy, constantly exclaiming in admiration.

For them, who had already become demigods, food was not a means of absorbing energy, but simply a pleasure-seeking amusement. We are beings who can eat as much as we want without limit. Therefore, there was no limit to eating, and the food we had ordered was quickly gone. I guess I’ll have to order millions of won worth of food every time.

“Ah… um. I want to eat a little more. Is there anything else? You said there are so many kinds of this chicken.”
“There are a lot. But the taste itself is similar. There are a lot of chicken-selling companies.”
“Katt. Shall we order all kinds?”
“Darkie! I! I’ll order! Give it to me! The smartphone!”
“Hehehe, okay.”

I immediately went into the delivery app and handed the phone to Winia. Then they all stuck to Winia and looked at the small screen.

“Ack! Aack!”

Winia, crushed by her sisters’ breasts in an instant, grabbed the phone tightly while in pain.

“Hoo… isn’t it really amazing. In other words, all the menus of all the restaurants are in this small machine. Like this… select and. Just by pressing the screen again, they know we’re here and deliver food. It’s like magic.”
“Right, right. Ah! Winia! That! Put that in too!”
“T, this? Put this in!”
“Yes, yes!”
“Winia-nim, don’t choose by yourself, pass it to me! I want to choose too!”
“Wait! Let me choose for a second…! Please! Please don’t press with your chest!”
“Winia-nim! You have to give it to me after Hilde-nim! I really want to choose too!”

Everyone was just dying to order.

“Hey, hey. I think we need to get a few more of those? My sister wants to touch it too.”
“Yeah. I guess we can ask for one for each person.”

After their ordering spree ended, we sat back on the sofa.

It was time to finish watching the movie we were watching.

“Okay! Then play the movie again!”

Unlike her earlier frenzy, Liz shouted with anticipation.

“Sister. Are you really okay? Isn’t everything you ate going to come out?”
“What are you talking about! Hurry! I have to see those bastards all die, so hurry up!”
“Okay.”

ㅡBeep.

I pressed the play button again.

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!! S, save me! Save me, not those bastards, you bastard!!! I really think I can only live if I kill all those sons of bitches!!! Please! I can’t live under the same sky as those bastards!!!”

Of course, Liz couldn’t hold back her screams at all. Everyone was used to it by now, but having already experienced the experience of choosing and ordering delivery food with a smartphone, they wanted to choose another movie after watching this.

“Katt. How many more of these movies are there?”
“About a million?”
“Can we watch them all?!”
“Usually you can’t. You only watch what you can watch in your lifetime. Anyway, there are a lot of genres? Like action. Fighting. Monsters. Basically, you can imagine anything.”
“Hey, hey! Then sister, that! The one with guns! Let’s see some guns first!”

Is she hooked on guns like this?

I guess I’ll have to take her to a shooting range or something.

“Okay. Then let’s watch one with guns next.”
“Yay!”
“Seongdo-nim! I want to see a religious movie! Something related to Earth’s mythology!”
“Okay, okay. We’ll watch that all today too.”

Like that.

The serial killer movie we were watching ended.

ㅡKwaaang!

I don’t know exactly what happened, but in the end, a huge bomb exploded, killing all the surviving actors and the killer at once. Liz unnie, who saw that, jumped up from the sofa and laughed as if she was truly delighted, raising her hands in the air.

“Hooray!!! Hoorayyyyyyy!!! Good job! Good job!!! Hoorayyyyyyy!!!!”

If you just look at her momentum, it’s like Korean independence.

“That’s right! These bastards all have to die! They just have to die!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

I feel like I’m going to die laughing.

“Haa, it’s so refreshing! Yeah. I see why Earthlings enjoy movies. No. But why are people all idiots? Is that the average level of Earthlings?”
“Not really. You got really pissed off watching it, right?”
“Needless to say. One of us really had to die. Me or those bastards in the movie.”
“They made it that way on purpose to elicit those emotions.”
“Crazy…!”
“Hey, then hurry up with something else! Something else!”

Then what should we watch next.

Karin wanted to see something with guns.

“Let’s watch Deep Rising.”

It’s the inhuman masterpiece of Steven Sommers, a world-renowned film director who is considered one step above Steven Spielberg.

“Seongdo-nim. I hope this movie isn’t as absurd as the one we just watched. Frankly, the actions of the people in that movie were too pagan.”
“Don’t worry, Elise. This is a movie that Elise will like too.”
“Is that so?”

There’s no way she’d dislike a movie about killing monsters.

ㅡWoooong.

Anyway, the movie started.

What we see is a huge cruise ship.

“Hoo… is that what you call a ship? It’s like a palace floating on the sea.”
“I know. Such a fancy and big ship. Wow. No. The inside is a complete mansion?”

That’s how the movie progressed.

* * *

“No!!! No, what is that!!! No, what kind of crazy, disgusting monster is that! How did they film that?!”
“No… hey. Something’s weird, right? Isn’t that an illusion? It looks real, but it doesn’t feel real.”
“It seems like it…!”

Seeing it after a long time, it was definitely shoddy CG. But these women, seeing this for the first time, were confused by the deep-sea monster in the movie.

“Of course it’s fake. That’s also a kind of picture. A monster made of pictures. Actually, there’s no monster there, just people acting. They draw the monster with a computer and then overlay it.”

At that, exclamations of admiration erupted.

“You can draw something like that with a computer? Something that continues to show how to use it, this humble one can only be amazed. To be able to draw something like that…”

It’s amazing, though.

Anyway, soon the protagonists began to shoot the monster with guns.

ㅡTudududududududududududu!!!

“Hya. Seeing that, it’s kind of nice. You can kill someone wearing armor with that in one shot, right?”
“Usually, yeah.”
“I want to touch it myself.”
“Okay, okay. Let’s go touch the guns too. I’ll give you everything if I ask.”
“Ah, seriously, you’re so freaking admirable!”

Karin hugged my head.

In that way, we were constantly ordering food and engrossed in the movie.

* * *

“It was really fun and interesting, Katt-nim! Indeed, the culture of Earthlings is also very good! To be able to enjoy something like this inside the house! At this rate, there’s no need to go to a place like a theater!”
“It’s fun to watch in a theater too.”
“Seongdo-nim! I want to see a religious movie next!”
“Okay, okay.”

I played Van Helsing for Elise.

Because it’s a truly religious movie.

Of course, Van Helsing was also a masterpiece by world-renowned master, Steven Sommers.

“Ah, then… movies are good, but this humble one will try to operate the computer again.”
“You’re going to use the computer? I’ll help you.”
“Thank you.”

Lisha smiled brightly and walked to the computer.

“Ah! Katt-nim! I want to touch it too!”
“Okay. I’ll help Hilde too.”

Hilde follows behind her.
There were five computers.

ㅡSwoosh.

Anyway, Lisha, sitting in the chair, put her hand on the keyboard and grabbed the mouse. Then she moved the mouse and opened the internet window, and when Lisha, who opened the internet window, looked at me, she made a proud expression.

“Look!”
“At what?”
“I have connected to the inter-net!”

No.

“Now, watch carefully as this humble one searches with the computer!”

ㅡFlash!

Lisha, who raised both hands as if playing the piano, very gently. She carefully put her hands on the keyboard with the momentum of a falling feather. It was like watching a world-renowned pianist.

And then.

ㅡTap. Taptaptap.
ㅡTaptaptap.

Inhuman eagle strike typing.

In other words, she was searching at a speed that would probably come out to about 60 strokes. Our… Lisha. Too, too… I can’t say anything… Anyway, the search content was the history of computers.

ㅡTap!

Lisha hit enter!

“Okay, it’s done! Now the `inter-face window` has come out! If I move the mouse like this and click…! Information will be deployed immediately!”

A very proud face!

Of course, it took more than 5 minutes to get here!

“Lisha…!”

Because of the insane cuteness, I couldn’t bear it and was about to rub her breasts wildly as they were, when.

“Heok!!!!!! K, Katt-nim!!!! Big trouble!!! Bigbig trouble!!!! T, this inhuman!!!!!!!!!”

Hilde, who was sitting in front of the computer next to her, was staring at the monitor screen and making such a loud noise.

What is it?

Ah, but looking at it, Hilde seems to be better at using the computer than Lisha.

“What is it, Hilde?”
“Quickly!!! Come quickly!!! The depravity of Earthlings has gone too far!!!”
“Depravity?”

What is she talking about?

“It’s to the point where I can’t just look at it and pass it by!!! Quickly! Katt-nim’s judgment is needed!!!”

What is it?

“What is it?”
“Hilde, what did you do again… Elise. Let’s pause it for now and go see.”
“Yes, Winia-nim!”

At those words, I and the other women went to Hilde.

“Huh? Oh, oh my? Oh my. Oh my oh my oh my oh my. Oh my my?”
“Oh my god…”
“Hoo? What is this?”
“Uh… what is all this?”
“S, Seongdo-nim? What are these…”

Everyone was flustered and blushed.

In Hilde’s search window.

“Look!!! Earthlings are sharing their secret moments of love with the whole world like this!!!”

It was written sex.

“But that’s not the problem! It seems like there are as many as ten million of these!!! Katt-nim, this is a big problem, a big problem!!! Is this even possible! This is depravity!!!! Moral depravity has gone too far!!!! Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!”

I had nothing to say to Hilde, who was tearing at her hair and shouting in a serious face of astonishment.