Chapter 1500 – Gummer Gaiden – Demon of the Other World

“I!”
“We!”
“Leave it to us!”

The competition among journalists began to heat up more and more. In fact, as a reporter, there is no way I can promise a treat or anything like that, but this is an instant hit. That’s why reporters also believe in the broadcasting station.

“D. During dessert tasting! We can also perform traditional dance performances of each country!”
“We can invite traditional martial arts experts!”
“We are in exclusive contract with a theater company that has the best musical list on the planet (a new word coined after the Gate incident: musical actors made up of superhumans)!”

Intense competition.

Very satisfied.

I just have to pick the nicest guy here.

This is how entertainment is used. My existence and status. Simply by revealing it, you can get everything you want without much trouble.

Strangely, Earthlings had a habit of donating or giving money to superstars who were richer than themselves.

Just use it

Earthlings are experts in the field of treating people on their own.

It was then.

ㅡWoe!

“Heavenly Demon! Leave it to us!”

Isn’t it a group of male superhumans jumping over the heads of the clamoring reporters and landing at the forefront?

“We, the Hunter Association, will serve you wholeheartedly!”

Hunter Association.

This group is a government agency of the Republic of Korea and a gathering of superhumans. As it is an organization where superhumans gather, the power is strong and I know that many hunters belong to it.

Of course, they are in close contact with each political circle and corporations, and their authority seems to be strong enough to elect an S-class Hunter with authority comparable to that of the president.

In other words, they are the most powerful group in Korea.

These days, hunter associations in each country are in charge of politics and economy.

“Please trust us! We are the largest government agency in Korea! In the first place, our government was fully prepared to invite Heavenly Demon, a world-class guest! So please! Give us a chance!”

ㅡRemember!

Hunter, who shouted with a clear voice, bowed his back 90 degrees to me. Come to think of it, the government said they were invited.

“Did you say the Hunter Association? It’s the group that S-class Hunter Kwon Chan-hui belongs to.”
“That’s right!”

Kwon Chan-hui, who can communicate, did his best for my convenience.

If so.

“S-class Hunter Kwon Chan-hui helped me a lot. It’s good. I’ll treat you guys.”
“Thank you!!!”

The reporters were momentarily disappointed with my decision, but they didn’t show it. Anyway, this hunter introduced himself as A-class hunter Oh Taek-jin.

I talked to him for a while.

“Then, sooner or later, S-rank hunter Kwon Chan-hui will guide you through the detailed schedule!”
“I get it.”

That’s how the hunters of the Hunter Association left.

Great.

If you’re a hunter association level guy, you’ll be able to get as many desserts as you like. The finest of the finest. Even foreign patissiers will be invited unlimitedly.

Patissiers will also want to show off their desserts to me.

It was clear that the assholes at the hot bakery, who didn’t give up and ended up with a bad ending, would reincarnate yetto to make bread for me.

Even though those crazy horo guys messed up the ending, it was because they made the bread well.

My queens will love it.

Hehe.”

Laughter flowed out of nowhere.

“It’s a pity for the others. So let’s satisfy your curiosity more. Is there anything else you want to ask?”
“Ah!!!”

Then I explained things about the other world to the crazed reporters again. Let’s wrap up today’s interview soon.

*           *

When I returned from the interview, Cloudy flew to me and hugged me, shouting.

“Kat! I was afraid Katt would do something strange in a crowded place!”

What?

“Anything weird?”
“Yes!”
“What’s wrong?”

I don’t understand what you mean?

“But if Katt suddenly dances after coming out so nicely… Although it’s fun, people won’t see it as a dignified absolute. I was worried about that, so I was nervous.”

Cloudy said that and rubbed her face against my chest.

What the hell is this

“I thought I was scared to death too, bastard.”
“Whoa… I was so anxious too. Anyway, it seems like I’ve definitely made my face known to the people of Earth.”
“But it was really dignified, Mr. Kat!”

No.

“No. I think you’re misunderstanding something, but in fact, when it comes to me, even if I suddenly dance, the world-wide dignity and greatness explode…”
“Shut up the bastard.”
“Yes.”

Fuck this.

But well, I didn’t have any intention of dancing like I was having a seizure. The current me descended to Earth as a god from another world, the Heavenly Demon. So don’t do that.

“It was nice to use a slit in the middle rather than the one. I think all the earthlings would have fallen in love? Humans tend to worship strong beings.”

Karin is right.

Hehe, that’s right. That’s why I showed it on purpose. Anyway, everyone saw it on TV, didn’t they?”

In fact, the TV was on and every station would have broadcast it live.

“Then, did you hear about the situation? Now, the Korean government says that they will treat you to dessert or whatever. Given the situation, you should be able to just pick and eat only the finest among the finest? To be honest, the things we ate so far can be found anywhere in Korea. It was a snack for the common people.”

At those words, an exclamation burst out.

“Huh!”
“Well, if they were all for the common people…!”
“How much more delicious is the real one!”

Of course it will taste better.

However, if you go to the level of high-end cuisine, the taste will not be so different from our world. Our world’s dishes are also prepared by skilled chefs with the finest meat. Steaks and all were our staple food.

It is no exaggeration to say that it was entirely chemical seasonings and modern sugar desserts that took away their appetite.

“Oh right.”

While I’m on Earth, I have to show my girls a taste of Japanese food.

Still my women had a great objection to eating raw fish. So I used to secretly open the gate, go to the sea, catch and kill fishmen, and eat their flesh.

The fishers chewy were red meat and oily, so they had a similar taste to tuna belly. It was a very satisfying taste.

But still not up to the real tuna.

While I’m on Earth, I’ll have to show you a taste of proper corridor sushi.

If you show the taste, you will surely be able to put fish fish sashimi on the table at home.

“Whatever it is, if the government of this country, the Republic of Korea, invites you directly… That would be a great place. I like it.”
“Is it not?”
“Ask them. That they want to taste Earth’s wine too.”
“Yeah, that’s how it should be.”

Cadia was showing great interest in Earth Sake.

So yesterday, I picked up a bottle of soju with the words that the bottle was as pretty as an emerald, but I couldn’t feed Kadia with soju. Soju is chewy.

“Then, shall we watch another movie until they invite you?”

ㅡ Clap.

As Liz clapped, she said.

“This time I’ll choose the movie!”

Shouts Winia as she picks up her remote control her.

Okay. How about relaxing while watching a movie?

“Hey, hey. War movie. Let’s watch a war movie.”
“War movie! I think that would be fun too!”

Elise’s eyes lit up at Karin’s words her.

“War movie? Oh. Are you just fighting with that gun? Any bastards good?”
“There’s something good. Then let’s see.”

I grabbed the remote control Winia gave me and searched for Saving Private Ryan.

Everyone would love this.
It is a thrilling masterpiece.

“Saving Private Ryan? Saints? What movie is this?”
“It’s about going to rescue a comrade who is on the verge of dying.”
“Ohh! Comrades! Sounds like a great movie!!”

Really.

They haven’t taken a single step outside since coming to Earth, but they seem really satisfied. So after we ordered our food, we sat down on the sofa.

“Upham!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Uphaeeeee) You’re waiting !!!!!!! Oh ahhhhhi ㅡ ㅡ ㅡ Lee Yi -yi Lee Iyi!

Of course, Liz went berserk again and cursed like mad…

Upham’s karma is great.

*           *

Anyway, after that day, I asked Kwon Chan-hui to create a YouTube account. Come to think of it, there was a thing called YouTube on Earth. Press conferences are absolutely necessary for impact, but it is unreasonable to hold press conferences every day.

Therefore, it is more efficient to transmit my will and will to the world through live broadcasting on YouTube. Well, for simple Q&A or presentation. You can use it when propagating the Heavenly Demon Church.

Let’s do it in moderation.

“Really… You mean you can transmit your image to the whole world through this computer?”
“Uh. But this is the first time I’ve tried it, so it’s a bit difficult.”

As I was fiddling with the settings, the urge to destroy my computer came up. Anyway, I set it up appropriately, and with that, I was ready for a live broadcast on YouTube.

“First of all, everyone get out of that screen. I’ll try to communicate with the earthlings first.”
“It’s really amazing. If something like this existed in our world, Katt-nim would be able to teach fusion Confucianism to the entire nation without any hassle.”

Hilde said as if she was interested.

“That’s also true. But right now it’s a little too much. So, let’s start?”
“Yes!”

So i

ㅡPay.

It was broadcast live on YouTube.

“Ah. Can you hear it. Earthlings.”

Indeed.

ㅡCharrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I already told Kwon Chan-hui that I was going to do a live broadcast on YouTube, so as soon as I turned on the live broadcast, people started flocking to me. I told them that

“I didn’t know there would be such a convenient cultural object. With this, I’ll be able to easily communicate with you earthlings without any troublesome procedures. Where, are the texts that pass quickly next to you?”

-Is this real?
-Is it live broadcast?
-?

Well, roughly, these reactions were passing by very quickly.

Not much to worry about.

“As you may already know, I reign as the emperor in my world and am worshiped as a god. I am Katt, the Heavenly Demon God. I came to Earth for one purpose: to protect you humans. It is happening. It means that there is a high possibility that monsters that are transcendently stronger than the S-class monster Behemoth will come over to Earth.”

In that way, he decorates the intro while talking moderately.

ㅡ It’s okay.

The number of viewers is just increasing in real time. It’s definitely more convenient than an interview. After talking so much, I loosened up some knowledge.

“The power that the superhumans you call hunters control is also a power that flows from the other world. However, this is the first time I have seen it.

In an instant, the number of viewers soared to 5 million units.

ㅡChallenge!

Comments from 5 million people.

A lot of really fucking people.

“…”

They gathered to hear my story.

ㅡThin.

As soon as I realized that, an impulse seemed to capture my heart.

“…”

…Want.

I want to say.

Here and now

I can’t wait to tell you

The king’s ears are donkey ears. I wonder if the heart of the servant who wanted to say it was like this.

Upon witnessing the king’s donkey ears, the servant groaned inwardly and eventually vomited a bamboo forest through his throat. In that ominous bamboo grove where the language that could not be spoken was embodied. Every time the wind blows, the king hears the sound of a donkey’s ears. It’s a really terrible ghost story… The servant is still vomiting out the secret of the king through his throat and vocal chords assimilated into the root of the bamboo while being bound by the bamboo forest… Hearing the sound, the king went mad… Even though all the bamboo trees in the country were cut down, all the people knew about their shame!!!! The crazy king used tyranny and oppressed the people!!!!! An ominous prophecy! It was the moment when the ominous prophecy of the old woman that a king with donkey ears would destroy the country came true!!!

That much!

I want to talk.

There was something I couldn’t stand.

Therefore.

“Ah, by the way.”

I said while talking.

“The internet is very convenient. It was a culture where you could find out everything just by searching. It’s no exaggeration to say that the library was contained in this little machine.”

I can’t… I can’t stand it.

“Anyway, while I was searching, I suddenly became curious. It was about… What is the most powerful martial art on earth.

The strongest martial art on Earth.

“So I used the internet to ask what the strongest martial art is. Some people gave me an answer.”

I.

That.

“The martial art called the Real Estate Act is the strongest martial art on Earth.”

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