## Chapter 1500 – Chronicles of the Black-Haired Foreigner – The Demon God of Another World

“Me!”
“Us!”
“Please, leave it to us!”

The competition among the reporters began to overheat. In truth, as mere reporters, they couldn’t promise any special treatment, but this was a golden opportunity. So, the reporters were betting on their broadcasting stations.

“We, we can even provide dessert tastings! And performances of traditional dances from various countries!”
“We can invite a team of traditional martial arts experts!”
“We have an exclusive contract with a theater troupe that boasts the best musicalists (a neologism since the Gate incident, referring to musical actors with superpowers) on the planet!”

The competition intensified.

Very satisfying.

I just had to pick the best one here.

This is how you use entertainment. My existence and status. Just revealing it allows me to obtain everything I want without much effort.

Strangely, Earthlings had a habit of donating to or generously giving money to superstars who were richer than them.

I just had to take advantage of that.

Earthlings are experts in the field of treating those in high positions with utmost respect.

That’s when it happened.

ㅡWhoosh!

“Celestial Demon! Please, leave it to us!”

A group of male superhumans jumped over the heads of the clamoring reporters and landed at the forefront.

“The Hunter Association will serve you with the utmost care!”

The Hunter Association.

This group is a South Korean government organization and a gathering of superhumans. As an organization of superhumans, it is powerful and has many hunters affiliated with it.

Of course, they are colluding with various political and corporate entities, and their authority is so strong that they can elect an S-class hunter who possesses power comparable to the president.

In other words, it is the most powerful group in South Korea.

These days, the hunter associations of each country are said to control politics and the economy.

“Please trust us! We are the largest government organization in South Korea! From the beginning, our government has been making thorough preparations to invite the Celestial Demon, a transdimensional VIP! So please! Give us a chance!”

ㅡThud!

The hunter, speaking clearly and powerfully, bowed 90 degrees to me. Come to think of it, the government did say they would invite me.

“Did you say Hunter Association? The group that S-class hunter Kwon Chan-hui belongs to.”
“That’s right!”

Kwon Chan-hui, who is easy to talk to, used his influence for my convenience.

In that case.

“S-class hunter Kwon Chan-hui has been very helpful to me. Good. I will accept your hospitality.”
“Thank you!!!”

The reporters were disappointed by my decision, but they didn’t show it. Anyway, this hunter introduced himself as A-class hunter Oh Taek-jin.

I talked to him for a moment.

“Then we will inform you of the detailed schedule soon through S-class hunter Kwon Chan-hui!”
“Understood.”

With that, the hunters from the Hunter Association left.

Good.

If it’s the Hunter Association, they can get as many desserts as they want. The highest quality of the highest quality. They can even invite foreign pastry chefs without limit.

The pastry chefs will want to show me their desserts.

No cap, even the goddamn bastards from Yakitate!! Japan who ruined the ending would be resurrected to make bread for me.

Even though those crazy bastards ruined the ending, they made good bread.

My queens will love it.

“Hehehe.”

A laugh escaped me.

“Too bad for the others. So, let me satisfy your curiosity further. Do you have any more questions?”
“Ah!!!”

And so, I explained things about the other world to the reporters who were going crazy again. Let’s wrap up today’s interview.

* * *

After the interview, Claudia flew to me, hugged me, and shouted.

“Katt! I was so nervous that Katt would do something weird in front of all those people!”

What?

“Something weird?”
“Yeah!”
“What kind of weird thing?”

I don’t understand what you’re saying?

“But after such a magnificent descent, if Katt suddenly started dancing… it would be funny, but people wouldn’t see you as a dignified absolute being. I was so worried about that.”

Claudia said, rubbing her face against my chest.

What the hell is this?

“I thought I was going to die from fear too, Darkie.”
“Haa… I was so anxious too. Anyway, it seems like you’ve definitely made your face known to the Earthlings.”
“But you were really dignified, Katt-nim!”

No.

“No. I think you’re misunderstanding something, but actually, someone like me, even if I suddenly started dancing, would still exude worldwide dignity and greatness…”
“Darkie, shut up.”
“Yes.”

Damn it.

But well, I didn’t really have any intention of dancing like a maniac. I am now a god from another world, the Celestial Demon, who has descended to Earth. So I won’t do such a thing.

“More than that, using Space-Splitting Fist was awesome. I think all the Earthlings were captivated? Humans tend to worship strong beings.”

Karin is right.

“Hehehe, that’s right. That’s why I showed it on purpose. Anyway, you all saw it on TV, right?”

Actually, the TV was on, and all the broadcasting stations were live-streaming it.

“Then you’ve heard the general situation, right? Now the South Korean government will treat us to all sorts of desserts and everything. As the situation is, you can just pick out the best of the best and eat it all, right? Honestly, everything we’ve eaten so far has been commoner snacks that you can get anywhere in South Korea.”

Exclamations erupted at those words.

“Heok!”
“If, if those were all for commoners…!”
“How much more delicious is the real thing!”

Of course, it will be more delicious.

But if we’re talking about top-class cuisine, the taste probably won’t be that much different from our world. The dishes in our world are also made with top-quality meat and cooked by skilled chefs. Steak and stuff like that was our staple food.

What captivated their taste buds was entirely due to chemical seasonings and modern sugar desserts.

“Ah, right.”

Since I came to Earth, I should show my women some Japanese food.

My women still had a strong aversion to eating raw fish. So, I secretly opened a gate and went to the sea, caught a fish-man, killed it, and ate its flesh.

The fish-man bastards had red flesh and a lot of oil, so it tasted similar to tuna belly. It was a very satisfying taste.

But it still doesn’t compare to real tuna.

Since I came to Earth, I should show them the taste of real sashimi and sushi.

If I just show them the taste, I will definitely be able to put fish-man sashimi on our family table.

“Whatever it is, if the government of this country called South Korea directly invites us… it will be a very good opportunity. I like it.”
“Right?”
“Tell them to request it. That I want to taste the alcohol of Earth.”
“Yeah, I will.”

Kadia was showing great interest in Earth’s alcohol.

So yesterday, she grabbed a soju bottle, saying that the bottle was pretty because it looked like an emerald, but I couldn’t let Kadia drink soju. Soju tastes like shit.

“Then shall we watch more movies until they invite us?”

ㅡClap.

Liz said, clapping her hands.

“I’m going to pick the movie this time!”

Winia shouts, grabbing the remote control.

Okay. Shall we just relax and watch a movie?

“Hey, hey. A war movie. Let’s watch a war movie.”
“A war movie! That sounds interesting!”

Elise’s eyes lit up at Karin’s words.

“A war movie? Ah. Is that the one where they fight with guns? Darkie, do you have anything good?”
“I have something good. Let’s watch that.”

I grabbed the remote control that Winia handed me and searched for Saving Private Ryan.

Everyone will like this.
It’s a thrilling masterpiece.

“Saving Private Ryan? Seongdo-nim? What kind of movie is this?”
“It’s about going to save a comrade who is on the verge of death.”
“Ooh! Comradeship! That sounds like a great movie!!”

Really.

Since coming to Earth, they haven’t even taken a single step outside, but they seem really satisfied. So, we ordered food and sat on the sofa.

“UPHAM!!!!!!!!!!!! UPHAAAAAAM!!! Upham, you bastard!!!!!!! Move!!!! Move, I say!!!!!! Right now, your comrades are all waiting for you!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaargh!!! You fuuuuucking piece of shiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!! We’re all going to die because of that cowardly bastard!!!!”

Of course, Liz went crazy again and spewed out profanities like a madwoman…

Upham’s karma is great.

* * *

Anyway, after that day, I asked Kwon Chan-hui to create a YouTube account. Come to think of it, there was something called YouTube on Earth. Press conferences are absolutely necessary for impact, but it is impossible to hold press conferences every day.

So, it is more efficient to broadcast my intentions and will to the world through YouTube live broadcasts. When doing simple Q&As or making announcements. I can use it when proselytizing the Cheonma Shin-gyo.

Let’s do it moderately.

“Really… with just this, you can broadcast your image to the whole world through this computer?”
“Yeah. But this is my first time doing it, so it’s a bit difficult.”

As I was fiddling with the settings, I felt an urge to destroy the computer. Anyway, I set it up appropriately and finished preparing for the YouTube live broadcast.

“First, everyone, go outside that screen. I’ll try communicating with the Earthlings first.”
“It’s really amazing. If something like this existed in our world, Katt-nim could educate the entire nation on Fusion Confucianism without any troublesome procedures.”

Hilde said with interest.

“That’s true. But it’s a bit difficult right now. Shall we start?”
“Yes!”

And so, I.

ㅡFlash.

Started the YouTube live broadcast.

“Ah. Can you hear me? Earthlings.”

Indeed.

ㅡWhirr.

Perhaps because I told Kwon Chan-hui that I would be doing a YouTube live broadcast, people started flocking in as soon as I turned on the live broadcast. I said to them.

“I didn’t know there would be such convenient technology. With this, I can easily communicate with you Earthlings without any troublesome procedures. Where, are those rapidly passing letters next to me your intentions?”

-Is this real?
-Is this a live broadcast???
-????

Reactions like that were passing by very quickly.

It’s not something to worry about.

“As you already know, I reign as emperor in my world and am worshiped as a god. I am Cheonma Shin Katt. The purpose of coming to Earth is one. It is to protect you humans. This dimensional rift problem is currently occurring transdimensionally. There is a high possibility that monsters stronger than the S-class monster Behemoth will cross over to Earth.”

I decorated the intro by saying things like that appropriately.

ㅡWhirr.

The number of viewers is increasing in real time. It’s definitely more convenient than an interview. After talking like that for a while, I released some knowledge.

“The power wielded by the superhumans you call hunters is also a power flowing in from another world. However, this is something I am seeing for the first time as well. It is speculated that it is flowing in from a place even further away than the dimension I govern.”

In an instant, the number of viewers soared to 5 million.

ㅡWhirr!

Comments fired by 5 million people.

So many people.

“…”

They gathered to listen to my story.

ㅡThump.

As I became aware of that, a certain impulse seemed to seize my heart.

“…”

I want to.

I want to speak.

Right here, right now.

I can’t bear it.

Is this what the vassal who wanted to say “The king has donkey ears” felt?

The vassal who witnessed the king’s donkey ears suffered inwardly, but eventually, he spat out a bamboo forest through his throat. In that ominous bamboo forest, where the language that could not be released was embodied. Every time the wind blows, the lament that the king has donkey ears can be heard. It’s a really terrible ghost story… The vassal is still bound to that bamboo forest, and his throat and vocal cords, which have become one with the roots of the bamboo, are spewing out the king’s secret… The king who heard that sound went crazy… Even though he cut down all the bamboo in the country, all the people knew his shame!!!! The king, driven mad, committed tyranny and oppressed the people!!!!! An ominous prophecy! The moment the old woman’s ominous prophecy that a king with donkey ears would destroy the country became a reality!!!

That much!

I want to speak.

There was something I couldn’t bear.

So.

“Ah, by the way.”

I said while talking.

“The internet is really convenient. It was a technology that allows you to find out everything just by searching. It’s no exaggeration to say that it contains a library inside this small machine.”

I can’t… bear it.

“Anyway, while searching, I suddenly became curious. That was about what the strongest martial art on Earth is. I am also a being who has transcended as a god through martial arts. Of course, I can’t help but be curious.”

The strongest martial art on Earth.

“So, I used the internet to ask what the strongest martial art is. Some people gave me answers.”

I.

That.

“That Space-Splitting Fist is the strongest martial art on Earth.”

I said it.

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