## Chapter 1501 – Chronicles of the Black-Haired Foreigner – The Demonic God of Another World

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Tens of thousands of question marks erupt per second, filling the comment window.

And.

-Teeeheeheeheehee
-Techyaaaaaaaaat
-Boongtzzboongtzz
-Kui kui

Familiar words newly resurfacing.

Yes.

Mr. Newton. Fifteen years have passed in this world, but still. So many remain who haven’t forgotten the Shillang Kwonbeop. Because of me, Shillang Kwonbeop has descended here, transcending fifteen years.

I can see the average age of those typing comments.

Of course.

Naturally, I didn’t ask Earthlings about any of that. Asking the internet about Earth’s strongest martial art was just an impromptu lie.

But I wanted to talk.
About Shillang Kwonbeop.

Moreover.

I absolutely wanted to mention it from the perspective of a Demonic God from another world.

Thus.

I feel refreshed.

“So, I looked into this Shillang Kwonbeop thing in more detail, and the movements are just absurd.”

I feigned ignorance and criticized the clumsiness of Shillang Kwonbeop.

Of course, I knew very well how clumsy Shillang Kwonbeop was. I’d been borrowing just the name and shouts until now, but I hadn’t actually used it. My martial arts are purely for practical combat.

“Do Earthlings really consider this Shillang Kwonbeop the best martial art? It was a feast of inefficient movements that showed no practicality whatsoever.”

The setup of the lie I’m telling now is.

I looked up Earth’s strongest martial art on the internet, and some crazy bastard answered with Shillang Kwonbeop, so I, the Demonic God from another world, looked into it in more detail.

In other words, a god from another world is learning about the extremely bizarre internet culture of Shillang Kwonbeop and broadcasting it to the world via a U-Tube live stream.

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Naturally, viewers faced with that absurd situation spammed the Korean letter “k” like crazy.

-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-???
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-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Teeeheeheeheehee
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

Easily millions of “k”s.

Of course, there were people in the comments saying it was a lie and others explaining Shillang Kwonbeop in more detail, but there were so many comments that they were quickly buried. More than that, it seemed like there were many who didn’t know about it, as time had passed.

Well.

There’s a fifteen-year gap, after all.

I can’t stand it.

“Anyway, I’m trying to understand it as part of Earth’s culture. But if any of you are truly interested in martial arts, it’s best not to learn such a thing. Shillang Kwonbeop? You’ll never survive if you learn something like that.”

-Chyamphikㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-An otherworld god and Shillang Kwonbeopㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Shillang Kwonbeop from way back whenㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

I see some foreigners too.

“By the way, the letter ‘ㅋ’ is being listed repeatedly. What does it mean?”

I asked, pretending not to know. Of course, I’m from Earth, so I know everything. Some Earthlings kindly answered my question, but there are just too many comments.

“Hmm, it seems difficult to communicate.”

It seemed difficult to communicate directly with Earthlings through U-Tube live streams. After all, a public press conference would be better for communication. I should just use U-Tube for simple announcements.

—Thump.

Suddenly.

—Thump.

My heart raced.

“…”

Maybe.

Maybe… it wouldn’t be bad to actually demonstrate Shillang Kwonbeop myself. And directly explain the inefficiency and absurdity of the movements.

“Hmm.”

But I barely managed to resist the urge.

If I went that far, I’d really be called a Champhi (a derogatory term for a weak and pathetic character) Heavenly Demon. That’s funny, but not dignified at all. Hold back. Stop here.

“Anyway, Earthlings.”

I immediately changed the subject.

“I’ve heard that your civilization level is very high, but social chaos has increased compared to 20 years ago due to the other-dimensional gates and the monsters that come out of them.”

Let’s do some simple proselytizing.

“I will gladly help you. So worship me. I will bestow my teachings upon you. I am not only the God of Martial Arts but also the God of Justice and Morality. As an emperor, I am ruling my world with the ideals of justice and morality.”

At those words, questions began to flood the comment window again.

How are you ruling another world, what is the name of the religion, how can people live there, can we go to another world, questions like that. Of course, I can’t answer them one by one.

Anyway, that should be enough for today.

“Then see you next time, Earthlings.”

I ended the broadcast after a moderate amount of time. Well, it’s not good to do it for too long at once. Slowly. Just a little. You have to make people feel tantalized so they gather more.

“Oh. The broadcast’s over. Then…”

The moment I got up from my seat.

“Katt!!!”

They shouted as if they had been waiting and strode towards me.

What is it?

“Um? Why? What’s wrong?”
“Was Shillang Kwonbeop something like this!”

—Grab!

Liz handed me a smartphone screen with an angry face. Inside the screen, a green and red-eyed odd-eyed person was getting beaten up by a black human while performing Shillang Kwonbeop… Ah.

When did they get so used to smartphones?

“Were you following these bizarre pictures all this time! Yes! Answer me!”
“Blackie, hurry up and talk! Is this the kui kui boongtzzboongtzz Blackie always does?!”
“You little…”

They adapt too quickly.

“No, that’s… you could call it a kind of humor…”
“Blackie needs to be punished. No. Why did you even announce that publicly to the Earthlings?”

Well, that’s because.

It’s fun.

“Teeeheeheeheehee.”

I was dragged away by them, my ears being pulled.

* * *

Anyway, that time passed.

I was enjoying my break, lying on the sofa and searching for things about me on my smartphone. Should I start by looking through the news?

—The `Shillang Kwonbeop` mentioned by the Heavenly Demon of another world, what kind of martial art is it?
—Earth’s strongest martial art? We reveal its true nature in detail!
—(Breaking News) `Shillang Kwonbeop` revealed to be a Japanese martial art, not Korean!
—(In-depth Coverage) The founder of Shillang Kwonbeop! Who is Newton!
—The world’s strongest martial art mentioned by the Heavenly Demon, Shillang Kwonbeop
—(Head-to-Head Comparison!) Japanese Koryu Martial Art Shillang Kwonbeop vs Korean Traditional Martial Art Taekwondo!
—(Fact Check) Is Shillang Kwonbeop a Japanese Koryu Martial Art? The answer is OK!
—Let’s learn Shillang Kwonbeop!

It was just utter chaos.

“Hehehe.”

I’m not lying, I was laughing so hard I was about to fall over while watching. Yeah. Good job, Kim Katt! If you’re going to come to Earth, you have to stir up this much aggro! The world was turned upside down by my not-so-serious joke!

“This is power and strength.”

If you’re a Heavenly Demon.

You have to be able to turn the world upside down with just a light word. Should I talk about the Belgian bastards’ massacre of the Congolese next time? Arousing anger and gaining the sympathy of Earthlings, then spreading Fusion Confucianism wouldn’t be bad either.

I wanted to spread Fusion Confucianism to Earth too.

—Shock! `Shillang Kwonbeop` is actually a Korean Hunter Guild?!

“What the.”

A completely absurd article had been uploaded. Apparently, there’s a guild among the Korean Hunter Guilds that actually uses the name Shillang Kwonbeop. There were photos of reporters finding and interviewing the guild leader of that guild.

“Hehehe, crazy bastard.”

They’re fun friends.

Anyway, even while I was resting, they were eating all kinds of food, watching movies, or playing with computers.

“Ah! Katt-nim! An S-Class Hunter has arrived!”
“Oh, really?”

Hilde said to me in the meantime.

Is it about time for them to come?

“Then I’ll be back in a bit.”
“Okay!”
“Go and come back.”

* * *

“Ah, you’ve come out, Heavenly Demon-nim!”
“Nice to see you, S-Class Hunter Kwon Chan-hwi. Have you come to announce the schedule?”
“Yes! That’s right! We can proceed the day after tomorrow, would that be alright?”
“Two days. Let’s do that.”
“Thank you!”

Kwon Chan-hwi bowed to me.

“Ah, but Heavenly Demon-nim?”

Kwon Chan-hwi, who was bowing, carefully looked up at me and said.

“What is it?”
“That… Shillang Kwonbeop. When I looked into it, it seems it was just a joke used on the internet. It’s definitely not Earth’s strongest martial art.”

No.

Were you worried about that?

“What? Ah, I see. I understand. There’s no way something so absurd could be the strongest martial art. Someone must have played a trick on me.”
“That’s what we presume.”
“Hehehe, a fun friend. I’ve learned a little more about this thing called the internet.”
“Hahaha, is that so. By the way, Heavenly Demon-nim? That U-Tube live stream…”
“Isn’t it really amazing? You can make announcements like that from inside a room without having to do anything troublesome. After all, Earth’s artifacts are truly mysterious.”
“…I was surprised you handled it so well.”
“As I said, absorbing knowledge from other dimensions is something that must be done. If you throw away preconceptions and just use it, you can handle anything skillfully, no matter what it is.”

That’s me, the Heavenly Demon Kim Katt.

“I see. I really respect you. By the way… you said you would bestow teachings, what did you mean by that?”

I could read a bit of suspicion in Kwon Chan-hwi’s expression as he asked that. Yeah. If he’s S-Class, he’s one of the highest-ranking people in Korea. He must be paying attention to my actions. And sharing it with government officials too.

A god from another world bestowing teachings?

That was enough to shake them up.

“That’s right. When I learned about Earthlings, it seemed like they needed some teaching. As the God of Martial Arts, Justice, and Morality, I am ready to bestow teachings upon Earthlings.”
“…”
“Anyway. Kwon Chan-hwi.”
“Yes?”
“My queens have taken an interest in Earth’s clothing. Certainly. Because it’s a completely different system of clothing from ours, even I’m curious.”
“I’ll contact the department store. You’ll be able to get all the clothes you want.”
“Thank you.”

When I looked into it, the damage caused by an S-Class monster was basically causing waves in the trillions of won range. I killed it in one shot and prevented the damage, so there’s no pressure in asking for something like this.

Then should I take my women shopping at an Earth department store tomorrow?

Imagining them in modern clothes made my mouth water.