## Chapter 1503 – The Foreign Devil God – The Demon God of Another World
“What, you want me to really use it? Just a little touch, that’s all. We need to get in first, right? Might as well give them a taste of my dark majesty and power.”
True.
With so many people swarming around, there’s no way to get in. They’re completely blocking the entrance. There’s also the option of using a warp gate, but using something like that the first time entering a department store on Earth just doesn’t feel right.
It’s like going to Winterfell and, because it’s a bit chilly, creating an artificial sun. A goddamn awful thing to do. It’s like Elsa singing some ridiculous, screeching song instead of “Let It Go.” They’ve decorated everything so nicely for the tourists, but it’s all ruined by the artificial sun.
Thinking about that made me even less inclined to use a warp gate.
“But weren’t we supposed to have the whole department store reserved? At this rate, we won’t be able to enjoy it properly.”
“Hmm… I wonder? Wouldn’t it be better if there were more people?”
“Huh? Why is that?”
Liz’s question was answered by Claudia.
“All those people are here to see Katt, aren’t they?”
“Ah.”
“Yeah, it’s not like I don’t want to show off. Having a lot of people isn’t so bad.”
Karin nodded in agreement.
“Hehehe, showing off, huh? Well, in that case…”
Should I just use a little bit of Heavenly Demon Descent?
—Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
—Oooooooooooooooooh!
—Waaaaaaaah!
I looked at the crowd surrounding the department store. Tens of thousands of people with all sorts of camera equipment. The department store doors hadn’t opened yet. It’s not usually this crowded, so the association must have leaked the information.
—Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
—Ko!re!an! God! Ko!re!an! God!
—Teeeeeeeeeeeeee!
They were shouting as they looked at us… I remembered the face of that 40-year-old man in the middle making that “Teeeeeeeeeeeeee!” sound. Fifteen years ago, he was 25. He must have been completely absorbed in the Secretary Kwon martial arts back then. It was fun sharing memories with you. Middle-aged man.
Anyway, it was almost beyond world-star level.
As I looked at the enthusiastic crowd…
—Hwaaaaaaaah!
I deployed an aura of light.
“Heavenly Demon Descent.”
And, muttering softly, I took a step towards the crowd.
—…!
—…!
—…!
The scene instantly fell silent.
—Thud, thud.
The gathered people slowly retreated, creating a path for us. With the power of Heavenly Demon Descent, I manipulated the steps of tens of thousands of people, making them move in unison.
A very simple trick.
“Hmph.”
Winia smiled proudly, puffing out her chest.
“Hehehe.”
“As expected, Katt-nim’s majesty is…”
Looking around, everyone seemed to be in a similar mood. They were greatly enjoying the current situation. Well, to them, I am an absolute being. A god worthy of being revered by all.
“Let’s go, then.”
As soon as I took a step, my women followed behind me in three ranks. Three ranks are perfect for nine people.
“O-oh, oh…!”
“H-he must be over two meters tall…”
“S-so handsome…”
“An elf…? Is he really an elf?”
The crowd that had cleared the path leading to the department store entrance mumbled blankly as they watched us pass. And their hot gazes were fixed on me. I always go around shirtless, after all. Thousands of people were filming.
Film away.
And so, we entered the department store.
[(Congratulatory) Welcome, Demon God of Another World! (Celebratory)]
[All Imperial Kshatriya Employees]
A banner was immediately unfurled.
“Welcome, Demon God!!!”
“Welcome, Demon God!!!”
“Welcome, Demon God!!!”
At the same time, countless employees bowed deeply.
They’ve prepared this very well.
“I express my gratitude for the welcome, all of Imperial Kshatriya. But what does the department store’s name mean?”
“Yes! It means ‘Imperial Warrior’!”
“Imperial Warrior, huh? A strong-sounding name. What country’s language is it?”
Is the chairman a hunter?
“Kshatriya is an Indian word, and I heard they named it that because a lot of Indian capital came in!”
“I see. Anyway.”
I looked around the inside of the department store.
“So this is a department store on Earth. My world has similar multi-purpose shopping facilities, but they can’t compare in terms of scale. It’s truly delightful.”
It was a high-end department store more magnificent than E-Mart. What was unique was that taxidermied monster heads were displayed everywhere. Earth culture has changed a lot these days.
“Anyway, who are you?”
“I am the president of this department store!”
“President? The highest authority?”
“Um… well, you can think of it that way!”
“I see. President of Imperial Warrior. Then I shall make use of this Earth department store.”
“The first floor is the food court! And from the second floor onwards, there are various luxury clothing corners! Please enjoy yourselves to your heart’s content!”
—Snap.
The moment the president snapped his fingers, security guards walked out from the door behind him in droves. They were all groups made up of superhumans, probably hunters dispatched by the association.
“Good.”
“But, Demon God-nim? The other customers…”
Right now, there were Earthlings behind us who were desperate to come in. Of course, I didn’t care. No matter how many people there were, they couldn’t break through my barrier of power.
“I have no right to stop them. Act according to the department store’s judgment. However, in any case, I will not tolerate rudeness.”
“Of course!”
And so, the department store opened.
—Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
—Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
—Techyaaaaaaaaaaaat!!
People rushed in, screaming all sorts of strange noises, but they couldn’t invade our surroundings. I had no intention of paying attention to them. They can take pictures if they want. Earthlings want us right now. We need to use this opportunity to expand our influence further. The more our pictures are uploaded to the internet, the more curiosity towards us will increase.
“Then, shall we…”
“Where’s the liquor section?”
Just then, Kadia walked out from behind and asked the president.
“Y-yes?”
The president’s eyes widened at the sudden appearance of the beautiful woman. And he stared blankly at Kadia… As expected. Kadia’s beauty is well-received.
“T-the liquor section is in the basement…”
“I see. I must be sure to visit the basement before returning. I’m looking forward to it.”
“Yes.”
Kadia spoke to me in our world’s language, and I replied to her in our world’s language as well. My native language is the most comfortable. Korean is too difficult, and it doesn’t enter my head very well.
“Let’s go to the second floor, then.”
Let’s enjoy the department store from now on.
Without further ado, I was about to go up to the second floor when…
“Darkie, Darkie.”
“Hm? Why?”
“I want that. I want iced coffee.”
“Yes! Katt-nim! Let’s go eat Earth coffees!”
“Drinks aren’t bad. Earth drinks are delicious. Let’s take a quick look around the first floor first and then go up. We need to bring something to drink.”
“Then let’s do that.”
It’s on the first floor anyway.
And so, we took our steps.
* * *
“Um… that! Everything on the menu! Ten of each!”
“What? From the start?”
“How can I choose when they sell so many! I have to eat everything! Come on, Darkie! Order with majesty!”
The women standing in front of the cafe didn’t hesitate at all. As soon as they saw the menu, they demanded all kinds of coffee.
“Employee. I will order ten of each of all the drinks sold in this cafe.”
“H-h-h-yes, yes…!”
When I ordered as the representative, the employee’s face turned red as he stuttered and recited the order. It was a natural reaction, but it was a little refreshing.
Where in the world is there a woman who wouldn’t fall for this Kim Katt? Seeing my coolness working so well even in this distant otherworld was refreshing.
“It’ll take some time to come out. Should we look around other places in the meantime?”
“Yes! Yes! Katt-nim! Over there! That! Let’s go buy those drinks over there too!”
Hilde pointed to the famous Juice.
“Huh? That’s still around?”
I ate that a lot when I was in school.
“Hooh… Let’s order these macarons too. My goodness. Doesn’t it look like it contains a rainbow? We should buy ten of each color.”
“Oh my. Look at these donuts. It really looks like they ground up a rainbow and sprinkled it on top.”
“Hey. But that? Isn’t that mint? The one that tastes weird.”
“Let’s avoid the trap. Rather, these candies look like jewels.”
“Katt. Is there no other ice cream store besides this 31 flavors ice cream store?”
Aigoo.
They were just enjoying the food court with all their might.
“I think it’s best to eat the meal last, Seongdo-nim. We’ve already bought the drinks, so I think it’s better to go up.”
“That’s right.”
—Your order is ready!
—Your order is ready!
—Your order is ready!
Completion notifications were pouring in from all directions. I used the Heavenly Demon Divine Art to float all the drinks and snacks in the air and line them up next to my head.
“Let’s go, then. Grab a drink each.”
“Yes!”
And so, we bought a lot of drinks and went up to the second floor.
—Click.
—Click.
—Click.
Of course, even while doing that, the people surrounding us shouted and took pictures. Naturally, the superhuman security guards were doing a good job of restraining them, so no mishaps occurred.
“My goodness! This entire area is a clothing store! How can it be so big!”
“Oh my… These clothes are really pretty. This.”
The entire second floor was a luxury clothing store. All sorts of clothes were hanging on mannequins, and the women who saw them sparkled in their eyes, sucked on their straws, and confidently moved forward.
I could only follow them.
Earth clothes are pretty, after all.
“Katt-nim. Can we try on all the clothes?”
“Yeah. Try them on. I’ll turn on Kim Katt Park for you.”
“Yes?”
Just as I was about to coolly deploy a barrier.
“Seongdo-nim? What park did you just say?”
“Ah.”
“Seongdo-nim! Have you still not given up on your attachments! Come to think of it, that Dejaaaaat…! That shout! Didn’t you make me do that! Not only that, but I also remember practicing the Secretary Kwon martial arts!”
“No, that’s…”
“Park-related technique names are forbidden!”
“Oh no…!”
There’s no other way!
“Then pick out all the clothes now!”
“Kyaa!”
Anyway, I deployed Kim Katt Park around the area, and it turned a part of the clothing store into another world. I can’t let anyone take pictures of my women changing clothes. Security will be thorough, so that won’t happen, but if anyone tries to take pictures, they’ll turn to dust in that instant.
—Swish.
—Swish, swish.
Immediately, the women picked out various clothes and started changing.
“Katt? How’s this?”
“Darkie. Look at me.”
“Oooooooo!!!!”
Claudia was wearing blue skinny jeans and a white shirt, and Winia was wearing a tracksuit and a tank top.
It was truly jaw-dropping.
“No! Why does it suit you so well?”
It suited them so well that I almost thought they were locals. I couldn’t take my eyes off them. I’ll have to buy clothes in bulk before going back.
“I like this. Can I just wear it around?”
Hm.
“But it shows a little skin. Let’s cover it up for now.”
“Well, I will.”
“Claudia can wear it as is. It really suits you. No, how did you coordinate it?”
“Hehehe, yeah. I’ll wear it around, then. I just picked it out after looking at it once.”
Wearing local clothes is also a plus.
They really blended in well.
“Hey! Hey! Isn’t this good? It’s so comfortable?”
“Noona?”
Karin came out wearing a tracksuit top and white dolphin shorts.
“Why.”
“Those pants are for wearing at home. At home.”
“Ah. Is that so? But what do you call this?”
“Dolphin shorts.”
“I should buy some of these. They’re so comfortable.”
It seemed Karin liked the dolphin shorts.
“Where. Let me see too.”
“It’s over there.”
“Take it off so I can try it on.”
“Okay.”
They left all the drinks with me and were engrossed in shopping.
“Katt-nim, how do I look!”
“Oh!”
Hilde was wearing black leggings and a jumper. She was also wearing a baseball cap, and it suited her really well. She must have studied a bit at home.
“What. Where did you see that fashion?”
“I found it on the internet!”
“Hehehe, yeah. It suits you well. You chose well.”
Not only that, but the other women also put on their own clothes, and, not satisfied with that, they stuffed clothes into their baskets as if they were going to sweep everything away.
Only after the shopping was easily finished could I release the barrier. I immediately paid the price and moved to the other side again.
“Aigoo.”
We only briefly went around the first and second floors, but the luggage came out as if we were moving. I was holding the luggage and floating it around me at the same time.
“Wow…”
“Look at that…”
“The otherworld god is carrying his queens’ luggage…”
“Look. You should show some of that sincerity, Oppa.”
“Kuhk!”
“Even the otherworld god carries luggage.”
As we were moving, the people gathered around us said such things and admired us. Well, what can I do? Even if you’re a Heavenly Demon, you have to carry your wives’ luggage when you come to a department store.
As I was thinking that.
Something amazing caught my eye.
“Oh! Stop for a second!”
“Yes?”
“Yes?”
“What is it?”
Stop!
“Women’s underwear corner ahead!”
A women’s underwear store appeared…!
I can’t miss this!
“Hehehe, Katt. You can’t just let it go, can you?”
“Really. You’re such a pervert. Hehe… Oh my. Look at that design.”
“As soon as underwear is mentioned, your eyes go crazy, huh? Huh?”
Immediately, the women came up and started teasing me.
“Really. What are you going to do if Earthlings see you?”
“S-Seongdo-nim… If you go in now, all the Earthlings will see you.”
Kadia and Eliza said that, but I didn’t care.
I’m going to put up a barrier anyway.
“I don’t care about that. Let’s go in.”
I’m going to sweep away the underwear store.
Tonight is a lingerie show.
* * *
In that way, we looked around the entire second floor and then looked around all the bag and shoe stores on the third floor. After seeing that much, we should take a break.
We came back down to the food court, ordered all sorts of food and desserts, and sat down.
“Wow. Every single one of our actions is being reported in the news?”
“It’s an era where the exchange of information is really fast.”
The women who sat down chattered and searched for things about us on their smartphones. They had completely adapted to Earth culture in just a few days. That sight felt so amazing.
“It would be nice if we could develop our world like this. Starting with culture, technology, and infrastructure. I need to demand all that data… No. I must obtain it.”
Of course, Kadia revealed her ambition even in the midst of that.
“I agree. I agree with Kadia Unni.”
“Of course, we should.”
There’s nothing we can’t do.
“Hehehe, yeah. Trust me. I’ll get it all.”
I’m going to suck up all of Earth’s civilization.
Anyway.
Then should I take a look at the internet reactions for a bit?
—Swish.
Thinking that, I turned on my smartphone.
And I familiarly accessed a certain site.
[Domestic Otherworld Gallery]
-Domestic Otherworld Gallery Usage Guide (3451)
This is the site where all the information about us is being uploaded most actively right now. It’s a culture that I’m very familiar with. Looking at it, sure enough. All the posts on the first page were about us and the department store.
Then I’ll look at the popular posts… Huh?
[★Smiling Otherworld God Carrying His Wife’s Luggage.jpg (1287)]
I can’t stand this.
I immediately touched it.
[★Smiling Otherworld God Carrying His Wife’s Luggage.jpg (1287)]
[Expand Hidden Image (1)]
He’s using telekinesis to carry all of his queens’ luggage
–
ㄴEven the otherworld god carries his wife’s luggageㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴPeople live the same everywhere, damn itㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴHe’s obediently carrying all the luggage with that monster bodyㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴThe way he’s holding his hands behind his back is so funnyㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴ9 peopleㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
–
When I expanded the hidden image, a picture of my back appeared, with all sorts of luggage floating around me.
These bastards, really.
“Hehehe.”
It seemed to be well-received by Earthlings. Yeah. Take pictures and upload them to the internet as you please. It’s beneficial to me to be exposed like this.
And so, I searched through various posts in the gallery.
[■ But how do you translate the otherworld language to make it Heavenly Demon? (17)]
[Expand Hidden Image (1)]
Why did they choose the word Heavenly Demon?
–
ㄴThey say he’s a god of nothingness, justice, and morality, but I don’t know why he’s a Heavenly Demon
ㄴㄹㅇ
ㄴㄹㅇㅋㅋ
ㄴHeavenly Demon is a word that comes out in martial arts
ㄴIsn’t this bastard actually an Earthling????
ㄴA Heavenly Demon who went to another world and returnedㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴDamnㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴThat’s so funnyㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴHe said Secretary Kwon martial arts, so there’s a possibility ㄹㅇ
–
“These sharp bastards.”
You guys should just be detectives, you goddamn bastards.
These Dimension-Conan bastards.
[★ List of Clothes the Heavenly Demon God Bought Today.jpg (891)]
[★ Imperial Kshatriya Recent News.jpg (197)]
[★ Elves Drinking Coffee in the Cold Food Court.gif (1791)]
All sorts of posts were uploaded, even about where we went and how much we bought. There were so many people that they were taking pictures and uploading them right away. They even took a GIF of Claudia and Lisha sitting and drinking coffee. Of course, the reaction was explosive.
But I don’t really care.
I put up a barrier for everything that shouldn’t be exposed.
As I was thinking that and looking through the posts.
Something caught my eye.
[★Damn, the Heavenly Demon God Swept Away the Department Store Underwear Cornerㅋㅋㅋ(2498)]
Damn, 2498 comments?
I immediately went in and expanded the main text.
[★Damn, the Heavenly Demon God Swept Away the Department Store Underwear Cornerㅋㅋㅋ(2498)]
[Expand Hidden Image (1)]
They say the underwear store is completely swept away nowㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ He didn’t just sweep it away, he swept away hundreds of millions of won worthㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Even so, this was a bit interesting.
“Hehehe, these bastards.”
Of course, I’m confident.
A hero loves beauty.
What’s so bad about buying some underwear?
“Then should I look at the comments?”
–
ㄴIs that Kim Jong-unㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴUnderwear, damn itㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴUnderwear worth hundreds of millions ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴEarth Lingerie is top-tier ㅆㅆㅌㅊ
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴGonna dress the queens of the world ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴUnderwear nationalism ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴWhat the fuck ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴIs this guy gonna die? ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
–
“Are these motherfuckers kidding me?”