## Chapter 1504 – Sword Master’s Other Story – Demon God of Another World

“Kim Jong-un, you son of a bitch.”

For a moment, I was dumbfounded, but this was the internet culture of the 21st century.

It had been so long since I’d experienced this kind of thing that I almost laughed. A level of banter I couldn’t even imagine in my world.

Only then did I truly realize I was back on Earth.

This was truly being back on Earth.

What a funny bastard. Of course, I wasn’t going to say anything about that level of joke. Live your lives as you please, you mainstays of internet culture who are now in your forties. Though, if you said that kind of thing in front of me, I’d turn you to dust.

Anyway, I typed Kim Jong-un into the search bar.

I already knew that North Korea and China had gone to hell. China was fragmented due to the monsters, and the North Korean region had become monster territory. It seemed that Kim Jong-un had gone missing after the Gate incident.

Apparently, there was a fanatical group in South Korea that believed Kim Jong-un would become an SSS-class superhuman leader and descend from the sky with a nuclear bomb of national guidance, painting the whole world red with the light of Juche ideology. Were these guys really crazy?

Earth had its own heretics, too.

Eliza would surely be furious when she found out.

“Katt, what are you looking at?”

Just then, Claudia tilted her head and looked at my smartphone screen.

“This. Take a look.”

I immediately showed her the Domestic Otherworld Gallery.

“What kind of site is this?”
“A site about us. It seems like everything, including us coming to the department store, is posted here.”
“Oh? It’s already all over the internet? Where, share the link with me.”

Wait, share the link?

“Share the link? Risha, how did you get so used to this?”
“I am fundamentally a researcher. I already know how to use Earth’s culture.”

Risha puffed out her chest and said proudly.

“I’m even thinking of learning pro-gramming now, so look forward to it!”
“Wait, you’re going to learn pro-gramming too?! Risha, you’re amazing!!!!”
“U-uh, really?”
“You’re so cool!!!!!!!”
“S-speak quietly!”
“Risha, you’re so amazing!!!!!!!!!!! Totally!!!!! A computer genius!!!!!!”
“Stop it!”

Risha, who had turned completely red in an instant, covered her face and protested.

I was dying of laughter.
So cute.

“Hehehe, okay, okay. I’ll stop. Anyway, I’m looking forward to it, Risha. I’ll post the link, so take a look.”

I posted the link in the group chat, and they each sipped their lattes, enjoying donuts and mini cakes while looking at the link.

“Hmm… Claudia and Risha seem to be particularly popular. It seems Earthlings are very attracted to people with long ears. I don’t know why, though.”
“I know, why is that?”

Kadia nodded in agreement with Kadia’s words.

“Hehehe, it seems Earthlings have good taste, Winia.”
“Y-yes, it seems so.”

Of course, Claudia and Risha were a little proud. There was no reason to dislike being popular.

“Damn elf supremacy.”
“It’s frustrating…!”

Karin and Liz also seemed frustrated.

What could they do?

Elves were a symbol of beauty, both here and there.

“It’s because they’re more special. There aren’t any people with long ears on Earth, right? Just seeing different ears makes them feel like they’re from another world, so they’re more drawn to them. If they have the same beauty, the one with long ears feels more mysterious. That’s just how Earthlings are.”
“Special, Katt-nim. Then will my horns and wings be popular too?”
“I think so?”
“In that case!”

ㅡWhoosh!

Immediately, Hilde took out her horns and wings.

At the same time.

ㅡOoh…!
ㅡOooooooo!
ㅡOh!

Cheers erupted from the crowd behind us. Hilde smiled slightly at them.

“So, you have to show something visually to gain popularity… Hmm.”
“Why, sis? Do you want to be popular?”
“Seeing the reactions every moment makes me think about it. Hmm, but they don’t know about us yet… Should we have a self-introduction time sometime?”
“Not a bad idea.”

Whatever it took, we had to promote ourselves more and spread the word to gain more popularity. I didn’t intend to become a celebrity in this distant otherworld called Earth, but I would do it to spread Fusion Confucianism.

“Saintess, please look behind you. I’m worried that someone might get crushed to death.”

Then Eliza expressed her concern for the crowd.

There was a small barrier around us. It was to prevent the crowd from getting too close, and security guards were standing at the boundary to protect us.

But behind them, there were a lot of people.

Indeed, someone might get crushed.

“It’s okay. I’ll take care of it right away if that happens.”

There was no way I wouldn’t notice, and I could immediately warp them to the emergency room. I had to be able to do that to be the Heavenly Demon.

“Understood.”

Eliza nodded and started eating her donut again. She was eating so cutely. She was completely immersed in Earth donuts. As expected, the sights are the food.

“Wow. By the way. These Earthlings are really going crazy for us. How many comments are being posted for just one photo? If we posted that selfie thing here, we’d get some popularity, right?”
“Wait, sis? Where did you learn about selfies?”
“I heard about it. What do you think? Should we try it?”
“No. It’s not a good choice. Taking selfies and posting them isn’t very sophisticated.”
“Really?”
“Yeah.”

I answered while drinking my coffee.

It wouldn’t be good.

Anyway, it seemed like they were almost done eating.
Let’s clean up and go back up when they’re done.

“It’s amazing. Earth food has such a strange taste, Father.”

Rarely, Ari was also eating diligently.

“Hehehe, right? But it’s not mint, is it?”
“It’s not that. It’s a taste that can’t be naturally produced… Father. If I analyze it well, I might be able to create such sweeteners.”
“What? How?”
“By creating fruits.”
“Alaune is too omnipotent.”

High-sugar fruits that taste like synthetic sweeteners.

This could be marketable.

“For now, try to eat as much as you like. We’ll experiment later.”
“Yes.”

So, we finished our simple meal and went back up to the department store. There was so much to see. Above all, they were having fun. That alone was more than enough for me.

This made me want to help the Earthlings more sincerely.

* * *

After enjoying shopping, I greeted the department store representative. Then, I immediately opened a gate and returned to the hotel. If we were done playing, we had to go home right away. We could enjoy the return trip at home.

Above all, I had bought hundreds of millions of won worth of high-end women’s luxury lingerie. I wanted to dress all nine of them in it right away and keep changing them all night long for a lingerie show…!

You son of a bitch!
How dare you make a Kim Jong-un joke at me!!!

“Okay, shall we organize what we bought today?”
“How much black lingerie did you buy?”
“Winia-nim. I think we’ll have to try it all on tonight without sleeping!”
“I think so too.”

They knew me well.

It was the moment I was about to help them.

ㅡKakaoTalk.

A meeting request came from Kwon Chan-hwi.

“Oh. I have to go. I’ll go talk to Kwon Chan-hwi for a bit.”
“Yes.”
“Yes.”

He was probably calling me because of tomorrow’s government meeting.
Of course, I had to go.

So, I entered the meeting room in the hotel where Kwon Chan-hwi was waiting.

“Ah. You’ve arrived, Heavenly Demon-nim. How was the department store?”
“It was a very enjoyable day, Kwon Chan-hwi. My queens liked it very much. I express my gratitude.”
“No. It’s nothing compared to the reward for catching Behemoth.”
“Hehehe, is that so.”

Kwon Chan-hwi didn’t mention what I bought.

He couldn’t ask in front of me if I had bought hundreds of millions of won worth of women’s lingerie, right? Of course, I was confident.

“Then, Heavenly Demon-nim. Let’s get to the point. The government meeting will be held tomorrow. Please talk with our government officials and the heads of the association.”
“It seems you have something to ask.”
“Ah… yes. Almost.”

Why be embarrassed?

It was a natural thing.

“I’ll listen to it when I get there. Ah. Of course, I came to this land for the sake of the Earthlings. Just keep that in mind.”
“Of course.”

Kwon Chan-hwi nodded confidently.

He wouldn’t do anything rude to me, would he? Of course, I would help. If it was beneficial to humanity. But if they tried to use me negatively, I would have to beat them up.

“First, you will enjoy the dinner as you wish tomorrow… We would appreciate it if you could respond to our interview while enjoying the dinner.”
“Understood.”
“And we are also thinking of conducting interviews with the queens, would that be okay?”
“My queens, you mean?”
“Yes.”

When I looked at his face for a moment, he smiled shyly.

“T-haha. Actually, Earthlings have… a lot of curiosity and questions about the Heavenly Demon God’s queens. So, there was a story that it would be good to do an interview. Yes.”
“Hehehe, my queens are beautiful.”
“Yes. How can they be so beautiful… even elves…”
“Yes. It seems you call them elves. Understood. I’ll tell the queens. Well, they’re so immersed in Earth desserts that it won’t be difficult to get their consent.”
“Hahaha. I’m a little proud. They’re so immersed in Earth desserts.”
“You can be proud as an Earthling.”

I chatted with Kwon Chan-hwi for a while.

“But what are your plans for the future, Heavenly Demon-nim? You said you came for the sake of the Earthlings, so are you going to fight the monsters?”
“I’m thinking of doing that for now. But before helping, I need to take some time to consider exactly what kind of help the Earthlings need.”
“…Ah.”

He looked impressed by those words. It was a bit cringeworthy to receive such a gaze from a Korean, so I immediately changed the subject.

“I can kill as many monsters as I want, but that won’t be a fundamental solution.”
“Yes. That’s right. Monsters keep appearing…”
“Hmm.”

If possible, I wanted to repair this dimensional rift. As far as I knew, the dimensional barrier was already messed up, so if I left it alone, it would continue to get worse. At least, it needed to be repaired to the point where it wouldn’t be naturally destroyed.

But I couldn’t do that yet.

I needed some time.

* * *

The next day.

The main hall of the Korean government meeting place was decent. It was huge and seemed to have a lot of attention to detail in the design. It was a Western-style hall. But the splendor didn’t match that of our world.

No matter what else, this design aspect seemed better in our world than on Earth.

“Oh my…”
“Oh my god…”
“S-so many…”

But my women were all shining their eyes, because there were eight long buffet tables in the main hall, and countless desserts and dishes were displayed on them.

In fact, a buffet wasn’t exactly a symbol of luxury. Rather, it was a place where commoners went to gorge themselves, but this was different.

I could tell.

All the dishes and desserts there were top-notch.

“Please enjoy to your heart’s content, Heavenly Demon God. The best superhuman patissiers and superhuman chefs from all over the world have prepared these top-notch superhuman dishes with great care. Hahaha.”

Park Ik-soo, the S+ class hunter and ruling monarch of South Korea, wearing clothing that amplified the abilities of the awakened, the LG – Yi Sun-sin class Hyper Super Suit, smiled and extended his hand.

“Thank you for the welcome, Ruling Monarch Park Ik-soo of South Korea.”
“Rather, thank you for visiting.”

I shook his hand.

Ruling Monarch.

What a ridiculous title, but South Korea was no longer a democratic country with a separation of powers. The political system itself had completely changed due to the appearance of superhumans, gates, and monsters.

S-class and A-class hunters belonging to the association, who were like prince-electors, would elect the ruling monarch, and the ruling monarch could not only move the army at will but also pass special laws at will.

It was a position that wielded absolute power. It was just called the ruling monarch, but it was practically an absolute monarch.

Of course, it was said that you had to meet the requirements of being an awakener of C-class or higher to be elected, but as soon as you were elected, you were promoted to S+ class.

They were treated as real S+ class hunters, no matter what their original power was, because they killed monsters with `national-level power`.

What a truly interesting sensibility.

“Let’s eat first. You can have an enjoyable meeting if your mouth is happy, right?”
“Hehehe, then I will do so. Ruling Monarch.”
“Please, sit down.”

I immediately spoke to my women in our world’s language.

“Then let’s sit down and eat. Ah. This is a buffet? Take a plate and take what you want to eat. You can eat as much as you want, but it’s a bit rude to pile it up like a mountain, so don’t do that.”
“No. Do you think we wouldn’t know that much? Of course, the Saintess is more of an expert in etiquette.”
“Yes. Do you think we wouldn’t know that?”
“Hehehe, of course you know. Then let’s eat.”

Immediately, they grabbed plates and laughed and talked among themselves while putting all kinds of desserts on their plates. Just looking at them made me happy.

Yes.

They had prepared this much.

I was willing to listen to whatever they had to say in a good way.