## Chapter 1514 – Chronicles of the Black-Haired Foreigner – The Demon God of Another World

ㅡ(Exclusive Scoop!) Korea Unifies! Hooray!!!
The World Stunned by K-Cheonma’s Might!!
ㅡMonsters Are No Match!
ㅡ(Shocking!) North Korea Annihilated Twice!!!!
ㅡMonsters in the North Being Purified!!!
ㅡKorea’s Amazing Dimensional Diplomacy! Co-opting a God from Another World!!!! The World Envious, Japan Hateful!!
ㅡCheonma Shakes Hands with the Sovereign Ruler!!!
ㅡThe Monsters Vanished in an Instant!

Naturally, the internet was flooded with articles about me.

ㅡTerrible Fantastic! This is Korean God Power!
ㅡHe Used Super Power! All Monsters Dead!!!
ㅡGuten Tag! Sky Devil!
ㅡCheonma! Arigato Gozaimasu!
ㅡBonjour Ten-Ma!

Not just Korean portals, but foreign ones too.

“Hehehe.”

Lying in the hotel bed, searching online, it was clear I’d hit the jackpot. Every site was exploding with videos of me firing the Cheonma Death Beam and photos of me deploying the Cheonma Annihilation Jade.

What happens when Earthlings, weak to visual media, see this?

They’re bound to go wild. More than if a dynamite sexy girl group came to the training camp. Look at this insane power and force. The sacred being radiating light and halo, wreaking destruction on the screen—that was none other than me, Cheonma Kim Kat.

Honestly, I couldn’t deny the urge to unleash the Secretary Kwon Technique or summon Futaba, no, Kim Kat Park.

But I couldn’t.

“It’s all Kat stories!”

ㅡFlap flap!

Cloudy, sitting in a W-shape next to me, wiggled her ears while fiddling with her smartphone. She was staring at the screen, extremely excited, and it was unbearably cute.

She was so happy that the internet was only talking about me.

“I’m going to capture it all!”
“Oh, Cloudy, you even learned how to capture?”
“Yeah. It’s easy to operate. And I know how to bookmark too.”

Saying that so proudly…!

Too… cute!!!

She must have been doing that since I was purifying North Korea! ㅡTap tap tap! Watching Cloudy, I could see her fingers moving very fast. Was she searching? Or maybe?!

“Cloudy?”
“Yeah?”
“Are you, by any chance, leaving comments?”

The moment I asked that.

“U-uh, yeah?”

Cloudy paused for a moment and avoided my gaze.

This is.

The answer.

“No. I-I’m not doing that.”

Trembling pupils.

“Blackie, that’s a lie.”
“No! Winia?!”
“Cloudy, hand over your phone!!! I need to check the comments!!!”

I!!! Have to see the comments Cloudy wrote!!!

“Ch-check?! No way! Don’t look!”
“I’m going to see the comments Cloudy wrote!”
“Stop! Kat, stop! Noooo!”

Cloudy, her face red, dodged my hand! Of course, digging up Cloudy’s comments is a bad thing! But I want to see! What kind of comments she wrote about me!! I’d pay any price to see them!!!

“Please! Let Cloudy see!!!”
“Ugh! Kat! You can’t!”

Where does it say I can’t!

“I wanna seeeee!!!”

Desperately pleading and begging to counter Cloudy, who was desperately hiding her smartphone, Cloudy became troubled and her face turned even redder!

“No! Cloudy, did you write comments!”
“If you interfere in human affairs without permission, something terrible might happen, Cloudy-nim!”
“Grab her quickly!”

At the same time, Liz, Hilde, and Karin, triggered by the word “comments,” kicked off the ground and rushed to restrain Cloudy.

“Aah! Let me go!”
“Comment police are here, Cloudy-nim!”
“There’s no such police!”
“It seems that on Earth, they also investigate those malicious comments? That’s what I heard, Cloudy-nim.”
“Oh my!”

They were all wearing only tank tops and dolphin shorts. The sight of those women rubbing against each other was a great stimulus for me. Ooh yeah.

“Alright! Let’s see what kind of comments you wrote!”
“Cloudy. But you didn’t write anything that would reveal your identity to the humans, did you?”

Liz snatched the smartphone and Karin asked. But I’m a little worried. I hope her tail isn’t getting stepped on. That would be a little embarrassing.

“N-no chance of being…”
“I can’t find it…! Kat, you find it quickly!”
“Got it!”

I immediately took Cloudy’s phone and looked for the comments she wrote! It was a news window, and it looked like she was writing comments, so it should be easy to find.

“Oh! Found it!”

A few seconds later, I found a comment with a (Edit/Delete) mark next to it! A right granted only to the comment writer! This must be the comment Cloudy wrote!!!

“Kat-nim! What does it say!”
“Blackie, read it quickly!”
“Hurry!”

They were urging me… Then!

Shall I read it!

“Cheonmasang is the coolest in the world wwwwwwwww no, but!!!”

-♥♥♥♥♥Our Cheonma is the coolest in the world♥♥♥♥♥

“This is it!!! Aaaagh!!! My heart!!! Heart emoticons!!!”

Cloudy not only wrote a comment but also spammed heart emoticons!!! Kkyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak!!! My heart… my heart feels like it’s going to explode!!! When did you even learn how to use emoticons!!!

“This is it! This!!!”
“Let me see!”

The other women immediately stuck their faces in to check Cloudy’s comment. Was Cloudy the only one who had written a comment so far? Everyone nodded, interested.

“If it’s a comment like this, there’s no need to worry about being discovered, right? Then shouldn’t we write too?”
“Hmm… If we write without being obvious, wouldn’t it be okay? Right? Sisters?”
“Yeah! Then we can! Guide the public opinion towards Kat-nim in a slightly better way!!”

Kim Kat Comment Squad ON.

“How could you do this! Looking back at all the comments I wrote! This can’t be happening!”

Then Cloudy shouted with a red face.

“Cloudy.”
“Ah…”

I grabbed her cheeks and said.

“Heart emoticons. I’m touched.”
“Kat…!”

Immediately, her face, which had been red with shame, transformed into a face that was in love with me! What a cute woman! It was truly unbearable!

Just as I was about to kiss her!

ㅡHwaaaak!

“Hehehe! Using the comment sys-tem only now! In this age of information, you are too far behind! This lady has been using the comment sys-tem for a long time!”

Risha, puffing out her chest as if she were reigning, shouted proudly!

Another cute woman has appeared!

“No way! Risha! My Risha! Was the first to use the humans’ comment sys-tem?!”
“That’s right!”

Risha became even prouder when I shouted in surprise!

Of course, they weren’t going to miss it.

“Li, Risha-unni is amazing!”
“Risha-nim is incredible!!!”
“Our witch is the best!!”

Winia, Hilde, and Karin immediately reacted.

“Then I’ll start the heave-ho!!!”

Liz jumped up.

“Ah, ah?”

Risha was flustered, but she had already been caught by them. They shouted the slogan “Risha! Hooray!” and repeatedly threw Risha up and caught her.

“Risha! Hooray!”
“Risha! Hooray!”
“Risha! Hooray!”

Risha’s face, being tossed in the air, was.

Truly persimmon-colored.

“Ma, ma, hooray…! Don’t do this!!! Why suddenly! Why, why, why did this happen!!!”
“Risha-nim has become a comment system doctor, so it’s a congratulatory event!!!”
“Risha-unni is the best! Risha-unni hooray!”
“Hooray!!!”
“Don’t do thisaaaaat!!!!”

Really high tension.

I won’t forgive Risha for constantly showing off.

“Hehehe, anyway, Cloudy. Huh?”
“Kat?”

ㅡTap tap tap tap!

It was the moment I turned my gaze to the direction where the sound was coming from.

Ari and Elise are quietly over there… huh?

ㅡTap tap tap tap!
ㅡTap tap tap tap!
ㅡTap tap tap tap!

Looking at them, Elise was pounding on her smartphone with a very fierce face. An expression that looked at heretics who deserved to die. Ari was sitting quietly next to her, looking at Elise’s screen with her.

What the heck?

“Cloudy, wait a minute. Elise? What are you doing there?”

No response.

ㅡTap tap tap tap!

Only the sound of fingers was loud.

ㅡSwish.

Then Ari raised her head slightly and looked at me with a blank face.

ㅡTap tap tap tap!

The sound of smartphone operation continued.

“Ariya?”
“Father. I think you should come and see for yourself.”
“What the heck is it… Elise?”

It was the moment I went straight to Elise and put my hand on her shoulder.

ㅡFlinch!

Her slender body trembled greatly.
A very angry expression.

At the same time, an unfair face.

“Elise? What’s wrong?”
“…Heretic.”

Heretic?

“He is a heretic, Saint-nim!!!!!!!”
“Wh, what?”
“Here!!! Please look at this comment!!!!!! This impudent person dares to belittle the great achievements of Saint-nim!!!!!!!!!!”

Elise showed me the smartphone screen.

-Just destroy everything, destroy it. I told you to be wary, but the idiots are all sucking up to him. If they keep doing that, they’ll devour the earth in an instant. The idiots don’t know reality.

Just a very ordinary hateful comment.

ㄴ This gae.michin. Deserves to die. Not a normal person.
ㄴ Absurd. Crazy slander. Unacceptable comment.
ㄴ I’ll delete the comment.

The replies attached below.

“…”

The replies, which clearly seemed to have been written by Elise, were completely broken, but it was very easy to grasp her anger and intention.

“I can’t forgive it! How can this ignorant person say such things even after seeing reality! I couldn’t stand it, so I tried to refute it, but writing a comment wasn’t easy! I didn’t know it would be so difficult…! I couldn’t accurately convey my thoughts and intentions!!!”

ㅡSob!

Elise shouted, almost with tears in her eyes, venting her anger. It was a voice filled with injustice.

This is.

“Who made Elise cry?”

Kadie came out of the shower.

“Kadie-nim!!! Please look at the comments of these impudent heretics!!!”
“Hoo… How bold. But you can ignore things like this, Elise. Why bother with it.”

Kadie gently comforted Elise.

Yeah.

To dare to make Elise angry with hateful comments. But I don’t care about internet hateful comments. In the first place, isn’t it a futile space? Even if such trivial things happen there, I don’t feel any emotion.

Of course, ordinary people can criticize me, a god.

That is Fusion Confucianism.

“Elise.”
“Yes…!”
“It’s okay. I don’t care about things like this. It’s just written on the internet. Isn’t that right? The internet is a futile space. Such trivial things are not even worth caring about.”
“Even so, I…!”
“Hehehe, it’s okay. Then how about Elise writes a better comment?”
“Saint-nim…”

As I touched Elise’s face and comforted her, her anger quickly subsided.

“I will!”
“Hehehe, yeah. That expression full of motivation. Elise, that face is the prettiest.”
“Aah…!”

Anyway, that was the feeling.

The women, who had come into contact with the new civilization called comments, went around writing comments on news articles and internet portals. We watched TV or used computers to check the reactions.

“Wow. But really, everyone is only talking about Kat-ssi.”

Even if I turned the channel and turned it again, the TV only showed my story.

ㅡOoooooooooooouuuuuuu!!!!! It was so fantastic! Very very amazing sight! The fucking monsters that occupied North Korea! All dead! He killed all monsters! Oh my god! He is a true god! User of super power! The terrible power, holy shit!
ㅡAmazing. His power. God-Cheonma. Strong. Respect. Amazing diplomatic ability of the Korean government. Annihilating level. I’m American, so I learned Korean. Hope. I also want to talk to Cheonma. I love you.
ㅡHow many. A lot of monsters. Dimension Cheonma. Kill all. Therefore. North Korea and South Korea fusion.”

Really unimaginable levels of bullshit. Not only Koreans, but also foreigners who spoke fluent and high-quality English were coming out in droves and grabbing their heads.

Not only that.

“Cheonma-nim was truly a perfect person in terms of personality. Meeting him was the greatest luck of my life. Righteous! Also, thanks to him, who is a true god, the Korean Peninsula has been liberated from the threat of monsters! Let’s reclaim the lost territory! Everyone!!”

ㅡWaaaaaaaah!!!
ㅡWaaaaaaaah!!!
ㅡWaaaaaaaah!!!

The Sovereign Ruler was also cheerfully giving an interview.

ㅡRing ring.

It was right then.

The phone rang.

“What is it?”

Looking at it, it was a call from S-class hunter Kwon Chan-hwi.
Does he have something to tell me?

Anyway, let’s answer it.

“Kwon.”
-Cheonma-nim!!!!

What.

“What’s wrong?”
-The TV right now! You have to watch the TV! An emergency press conference is being held in China, right now!

What does that have to do with me?

“Tell me the channel.”
-It’s channel 9941!
“Hey, Liz-nuna! To channel 9941!”
“Okay.”

Anyway, it was the moment I turned the channel as he said.

ㅡWo song zai peng hai ya! Wu Lu Song! Duo nai! Ke bu ke bu si er sheng! Gu xin te hang!

A guy who looked like a Communist Party cadre was enthusiastically talking in what looked like a Chinese press conference.

“What the hell is he saying. Kwon Chan-hwi. I haven’t learned Chinese yet.”
-Please use the real-time translation system! It should be on the remote control!

Is there such a thing?

“Nuna. Isn’t there a real-time translation button there?”
“Ah, here it is. I’ll press it.”

ㅡBeep.

The moment I pressed it.

ㅡDu ham! Dai ao song! O bing bai! Du reu sou bing ssi ssi! Ai ku du er sou! Ke song bei ku! Du si yi si yi ha ba ya!

Subtitles appeared.

[…Illegal acts of destroying the territory! Strongly! We condemn it! Even if it is a god from another world! You must protect what you have to protect!]

These bastards?