## Chapter 1562 – Chronicles of the Black-Haired Foreigner – The Demon God of Another World
In the end, thanks to a combination of opportunistic gains and sheer luck, Karin emerged victorious.
“Seriously!!! What kind of game is this!!!”
Liz, witnessing the scene, exploded in anger. She screamed and cursed, ranting about what kind of game could even exist like this.
“It’s just luck! Luck! Luck! You just lose if you land on a gem!”
She stomped her feet, seething with rage, and her inability to handle her anger was actually quite cute… Seriously, she’s such an immature older sister.
But, yeah.
This is exactly what Blood Pressure Marathon is all about.
This is the flavor of the game…!
“Personal skill or control doesn’t matter at all! It’s just gambling! Gambling! Gambling! A gamble where everything is decided by luck!”
“Hey, hey. Gambling is a type of game too.”
Karin retorted with an annoyingly sarcastic tone.
“Shut up, Karin! You only won because you were lucky! If I hadn’t landed on a gem…”
“Yeah. Luck is a skill too.”
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!”
“Hehehehe!”
Karin pointed at Liz, who was raging like a madwoman, and giggled.
Blood Pressure Marathon is a game where everyone except the winner gets pissed off. It’s a wonderfully implemented state.
“She says you’re a noob!”
“Stop teasing me!!!”
Still, Karin is giggling, clearly enjoying herself. Actually, that’s enough. Seeing Karin happy makes everything else okay.
Liz getting angry is just cute. It’s understandable that she’d act like that when a game doesn’t go her way.
But this wasn’t the only place where chaos had erupted.
“Winia-nim! I’ve decided I can’t forgive you anymore! Come here! I’ll bury your sins in your chest!”
“Bury what! Are you really going to be petty like this just because you lost a game, aaaaaargh! Hey! What are you doing!”
Hilde and Winia were locked in a power struggle, holding each other’s hands. Hilde, who had been frozen until the end of the game, had unilaterally started attacking.
—Tremble, tremble…!
The arms of the demigod Valkyries were trembling.
They’re seriously having a power struggle.
“It’s all because Winia-nim kept shooting ice! Are you going to keep pushing! Give up and let go!”
“Get lost, you! Keep bothering me! Blackie, help me!”
“Katt-nim! This is a duel between me and Winia-nim!”
Still, their strength was evenly matched, so they were repeatedly advancing and retreating. Sorry, Winia, but I can’t help you.
“Winia. Pay the price for freezing people.”
Honestly, Winia crossed the line.
Is it even fair to freeze someone with the Arbiter until the end of the game?
“No!!! That’s part of the game!!!”
If I had been subjected to that by Winia, I would have powerfully fucked her non-stop, without rest, for a week straight, with in-and-out thrusts.
Doggy style, too.
“Ugh…! So you thought such a heinous act was part of the game! Prepare yourself, Winia-nim! I’ll grab and squeeze your breasts all day long!”
“Wh-what are you going to squeeze! You’re crazy! Get lost!”
I’d like to see that. Anyway, the two of them bicker well. It’s really fun to watch. As I was watching Hilde and Winia…
“Saint…”
“Huh?”
Elise grabbed my sleeve and shouted.
“I’m upset! Why did you attack me every time I tried to reach the goal! If you hadn’t focused on attacking me, I would have come in first!”
Elise, her face flushed, protested as if she was angry.
She was so cute that I couldn’t help myself. She’s complaining like this just because she got attacked a little during Blood Pressure Marathon?
“Elise. That is the world of Blood Pressure Marathon.”
I stroked Elise’s head as I replied.
“I don’t know such a world! How could you do that to me! I trusted you, Saint! And stop looking at me with that expression like you’re about to give me some kind of teaching!”
“Ah.”
This is the taste.
“Yeah… Elise will learn someday.”
“I don’t want to know!”
She’s really cute.
As I was stroking the head of Elise, who was protesting by butting her head against me like a rhinoceros, Claudia came over and sighed.
“Katt… Why did you have to pick a game like that? Do you know how frustrating it was?”
“That’s exactly what I’m saying, Saint!”
Even Claudia was telling me that with a stressed expression, and honestly, I found this situation so funny and enjoyable.
“Heu… Hehehe, no. Well. It was fun, wasn’t it? Right?”
“It was just stressful, Katt!”
“I suffered too, Saint!!!”
“Hahahahahahaha!!!”
“Stop laughing!”
The fun of teasing my wives.
The best.
“Anyway!”
—Clap!
At that moment, Liz clapped her hands and shouted.
“Let’s do it again! Again!!”
“Wh-what?! You want to do that again?!”
Winia was shocked, no! I was shocked too!
“What!”
What is Liz saying right now!
Do it again?
She’s thinking of doing that again?!
I know that my older sister has a bit of an M tendency in bed, but I never thought she’d want to play Blood Pressure Marathon again…!
“Yes! Let’s do it again! I only felt anger… I can’t end it like this! I only suffered! Even if it’s just a game, I can’t accept it ending like this! I can only accept it if we have a proper match! Isn’t that right, everyone!”
Liz roared, giving a passionate speech!
Was she that upset!
“U-umm… I can sympathize with that feeling… but I don’t want to do the same thing again. This lady has already suffered too much.”
“Are you the only one! Risha, you need to make up for that anger too!”
“E-even if we do it again, wouldn’t there just be more suffering…”
As Liz, filled with fighting spirit, shouted, Risha avoided her gaze and mumbled.
“This lady never imagined that playing could be so painful. Honestly, I don’t have the confidence to do it again… Unless it’s something else.”
Something else.
Yeah.
There is something else.
“No! We have to do it! I can’t end it like this, it’s too unfair!!!”
I said to Liz, who was complaining.
“Then we can do something else. Sis. There are tons of other types of games besides Blood Pressure Marathon. There must be thousands, tens of thousands?”
“Huh…?”
At that moment.
“There are thousands, tens of thousands of things like this…?”
Liz muttered with a shocked expression, as if struck by lightning, and.
“H-how insane! You must be crazy!”
Kadiea dropped the cigarette she was smoking, her mouth agape, and grabbed her head. No. Are they taking it that there are tens of thousands of such painful games?
StarCraft would have already failed if that were the case, damn it!
“No, you’re misunderstanding. I meant completely different genres, not just similar ones. There are many different games besides these painful ones.”
“I-is that so? Haa.”
Only then did they breathe a sigh of relief, as if they were relieved.
Honestly, even I would have fainted if StarCraft was that kind of game.
“If you have creativity, you can make anything, so there are a lot of different types of games. So let’s try something else. Sis. Instead of suffering the same pain with the same thing, it’s better to do something else, right?”
“Hmm… Then.”
Liz nodded.
“Let’s try something else.”
7-Player Entrance Block.
ON.
* * *
7-Player Entrance Block.
A game where 7 players each receive units and clear rounds by defeating the incoming enemy forces.
It’s famous as a custom map that Koreans can never beat, and the stress that losers receive is similar to Blood Pressure Marathon. It’s a game with nothing but pain, but that’s only when you play in public matches with strangers.
First, we tried playing among ourselves as a test. The people who were sitting out this time were me, Claudia, and Arida. I was just going to explain the rules.
I gave a simple explanation and we started right away, but we couldn’t even clear the easiest first round, but with that one game, they all understood the game structure.
“Ah! Ah! I understand! You control the units you receive and defeat all the enemy units, right?”
Liz was excited.
“Yeah. That’s right. You block the entrance or control your units to kill all the enemies.”
“Hmm… But now that I’ve tried it, there seems to be a big difference in military strength?”
The other women nodded at Karin’s words.
“Well, in reality, you can just sweep everything away if you have enough power, regardless of the difference in military strength, but you can’t do that in a game, right? No matter who’s controlling them, the stats are fixed. Even if your control skills are excellent, there’s a limit.”
“No, Karin-unni. It’s like this. They made it so you can clear it, right? Blackie?”
“That’s right. Exactly. At first glance, it seems like there are far more enemy units than our units… but in the end, it’s structured so you can clear it all. We have to think about the characteristics and stats of our units, place them in the optimal positions, and control them to defeat all the enemies. It’s that kind of brain game.”
“Ah.”
This is a pretty well-made map.
“Hoo, it’s like a puzzle? No. It is a puzzle, isn’t it?”
“Ah. That’s right. A puzzle. It seems like a puzzle, as Risha-nim said.”
“Puzzle!”
They showed even more interest at the word puzzle. Oh. But this is a better explanation than I thought. Now that I think about it, it’s a concept similar to a puzzle.
“I see. So I can understand it as a puzzle with a very unique structure. A game that uses the brain… Yeah. This is what a proper game should be.”
Kadiea nodded, satisfied with the words “uses the brain.”
“Got it? I’ll just tell you how to clear the first round.”
The first round was a map where only Zerglings came. I thought it wasn’t originally like this, but the map must have changed a lot over time. Anyway, since it’s a map where only Zerglings come, you can just block the entrance with Medics and place Firebats, and it’s over.
I told them that, and they started playing after learning the tutorial.
“Medic! Block the entrance with Medics!!!! Oh, it’s me! I’ll block it!!!”
Liz, excited, immediately blocked the entrance with Medics.
—Haaah!
—Haaah!
—Haaah!
The Zerglings were roasted without difficulty, and they achieved round clear.
“We cleared it!!”
“Waaaaaah!”
“Yeah! So that’s how you clear it!”
“We have cleared it!”
The demigod-Valkyries were extremely happy.
“Next round start! Get ready! Enemies are coming!”
“Yeah! First, block the entrance with melee units!”
“Huh?! Blackie! This Zerg monster doesn’t have any attack abilities?!”
Risha and Winia both got Lurkers.
“From this lady’s point of view, this unit is large, so it seems like a shield unit that blocks the entrance! Let’s go block the way!”
“That’s it!”
Risha and Winia perfectly executed a self-destruct… Th-that’s not it…! Ah. It’s really hard to hold back my laughter. The Lurkers that the two of them were controlling weren’t wall units, but a type of turret unit that could only attack by burrowing.
—Boom!
The game ended like that.
“Why!!!! Why couldn’t we clear it!!!!! Why!!!!”
“Risha. Winia. Those units aren’t wall units, they’re cannon-like units that can only attack by pressing the burrow button.”
“I-is that so? I’ve learned it for now. I’ll be able to deal with it properly when the next game starts!”
“Blackie, you should have told us that sooner…!”
It’s no fun if I tell you in advance.
“No, but this seems kind of fun! It’s fun to play because I think of it as a puzzle!”
“Hehehe, no. Your attitude is different from before?”
“That thing from before was a torture device!!!!”
It’s definitely a torture device.
“Alright! Then let’s make a plan and start! Once we start, the melee attack units must block the entrance first!”
“Yeah!”
“I understand!”
Like that.
Their retry begins.
“Kyaaaaaaaak! Ah! That! Lockdown! Lockdown!!! You have to use the Ghost unit to press that skill button and use Lockdown! That’s the skill that stops them!”
“Aigo!”
“No, unni!!!”
“Calm down!!!!!”
Because it was purely just us.
“Kyahahaha! No! What are you doing there!”
“Ah! I really didn’t know! I didn’t know! I didn’t know!”
“Hehehe, be careful next time! You have to be mentally prepared to clear it!”
“If you place them too close, they’ll be exposed to enemy ranged attacks! You have to be careful about that!”
7-Player Entrance Block was just a fun and extreme. A fun collaborative puzzle that everyone could enjoy.
Blood Pressure Marathon was a personal battle where everyone died and only one person lived, but this was a map where everyone cooperated to clear it.
We were family, and at the same time, comrades. We had fought together, matching our strengths. So we worked very well together in this kind of cooperative battle. Beyond working well together, everyone was enjoying themselves and laughing.
There’s no way it wouldn’t be fun to solve the Earth’s bizarre puzzles together.
“Yeah! Lockdown the big one there!”
“Alright!”
“We got it!”
Happily.
Laughing very happily.
The women were playing enjoyably, cooperating like that.
“Hmm.”
But.
If we went into a public match.
And played with strangers.
What would happen then?
“Hehehe! We cleared another round! Even if you get hit by something you don’t know, you can learn how to deal with it if you do it again, so it’s not that difficult! Alright! Then get ready again! Start!”
I imagined the women, who were laughing, bursting into anger.