## Chapter 1563 – Chronicles of the Black Haired Foreigner – Demon God of Another World

“Ah! This round has no melee units, only ranged units like Marines! The enemies are two melee Zealots! With this setup, we can win with range and control! Everyone, attack!”
“Alright!”
“Let’s go!”

Perfectly coordinated movements.

It hadn’t been long since they started playing, but their control and judgment, surpassing human levels, meant that even this kind of match was no problem.

“Everyone, attack! Scatter when they get close!”

Following Liz’s instructions, who had somehow become the commander, completely engrossed in the game, the others controlled their units to kill the enemy units.

—Dududududu!
—Dududududu!
—Dududududu!

The Marines began firing their gauss rifles.

—Ororororong!

Soon, the Zealots were dead. The sound of Zealots dying is always so satisfying. And with that, the round was cleared.

“We won! As expected, Liz! Your command skills are amazing!”
“This is nothing! You all did well! Ah! But everything’s great except for that weird marathon thing! It’s fun!”
“Well, it is fun!”

They were enjoying themselves.

And a new round began.

“The enemy unit is just one!”

What appeared was a single Ultralisk. The allied side consisted of Medics and Broodlings, and ranged units.

This probably couldn’t be cleared with a normal wall-off. It seemed like a round where you had to break the Ultralisk’s AI to make it stop, then beat it to death.

They didn’t know that yet. This was using a bug in the game.

“It’s an Ultralisk! Seeing how big it is, it feels like an Ogre or a Troll! It shouldn’t be a problem since we only have to take down one! Let’s block the entrance with melee units first… Noooooooo?!”

—Kururururu!

Of course, the melee units that went to block the entrance were slaughtered in an instant, and the Ultralisk, whose AI wasn’t broken, climbed the hill and began chasing the remaining units.

“No! No, no! No! What! What is this! Why is that thing so strong! I can’t stop it?!”
“We’re dead!”
“We’re dead!”
“Run! Run! With control… No, it’s so fast!”

Pandemonium.

This was a round where you had to block the entrance with only the Medics. Anyway, soon all the other units were wiped out. And with that, the game was over.

“To lose like this…!”

Liz clutched her head.

“What was the problem?”

Karin, who was seriously playing the game, began to contemplate.

“Is the strategy of just blocking the entrance not working? Could it be with control?”
“No. That’s not it. Did you see the movement speed? That big Ultralisk is the fastest and strongest. You’ll be wiped out in an instant.”

Winia answered Karin.

This wasn’t a strategy, but using the game’s AI, so I had to tell them.

“That round is about that. You know the enemy unit is an AI, right?”
“Artificial intelligence? Yes. You said it’s a computer.”
“It’s about using the AI’s dumbass characteristics. They’re not people, so if you do it right, they’ll break down. You know the Medic that only heals and doesn’t attack? If you block the center of the entrance with only that, the Ultralisk won’t attack and will just stop.”
“Ah, so you have to use even things like that!”

Liz nodded.

“So many different elements to be aware of. You could call it a well-made puzzle.”
“This humble one thinks so too.”

She seemed to like it.

“Alright! Shall we try again!”
“Yes!”

Now it was time for suffering.

“No. Instead of just playing among ourselves, let’s try playing with other people.”

I stopped them from immediately rematching.

“What? Play with other people?”
“Yeah. You played that FPS game with other users, right? Let’s do that.”
“Hmm… Well. That’s not bad either.”

Karin nodded.

It was hard to hold back my laughter…!

“Okay. Let’s try playing with other people too. Solving puzzles with strangers might be fun.”
“It seems Earthlings enjoy cooperating like this while playing games together!”

And so, I went to their computers and set them up. I created rooms and waited for users to join.

“Ah. Someone joined. They’re all joining quickly?”

Liz said with an expectant voice.

“T, then press the start button.”

I answered, holding back my laughter. Following that, the other women also pressed the start button in their respective rooms.

—Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.

Indeed.

What would happen?

          *     *    *

[Irasshaimase]

That was all.

“Huh? Huh? Huh?! Th, this bastard! Why is this bastard moving! Why is he going backwards! Go to the entrance and block it! What is this bastard doing!!!”

The Medic, who should have blocked the entrance as soon as it started, left the words [Irasshaimase] and began to retreat.

“No!!! Everyone’s dead!!! Why are you pulling back!!!”

Liz watched the scene and screamed as if she couldn’t understand, but with that, the game was over.

[Ah, fuck]
[You fucking bitch]
[Are your parents dead?]

The chat window was filled with curses.

Game over.

“No! Why are they going backwards?! Were they doing it for the first time? Anyway, Katt, you! Create the room again!”
“Khuk… Okay.”

I can’t… hold back my laughter! There are monsters and superhumans running wild, and they’re still saying Irasshaimase! Nothing has changed at all! Of course, Liz didn’t seem to imagine that a malicious human was doing it on purpose, and said this.

“I guess they might not know how to do it. We were like that at first too. Let’s tell them how to do it in the chat.”

—Tatatak.

She quickly typed in the chat.

[You can’t do it like the last round. When you start, block the entrance with the Medic first. If the Medic retreats, you’re bound to lose. The basics are to block the entrance.]

“That should be enough.”

Liz chatted in a polite tone…!

I sensed it! There’s no way the bastards who still play StarCraft would listen to nice words! Rather, Liz’s polite attitude would invite anger!

And.

Three seconds after the restart.

[Irasshaimase]

The nightmare from before was repeated. As the Medic opened the door, all the users were annihilated.

“No! You fucking bastard! I told you to block the entrance just now!”

—Tatatak!

Furious chatting.

[No! Do you guys even want to play the game! Why are you pulling the units back from the start! I told you to block the entrance before starting! You crazy dumbass!]

Of course, that kind of chatting wouldn’t work. The game ended immediately.

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!”

Liz screamed. She screamed and clutched her head.

“Khuk… Khuhuk!”

I’m going to die laughing!

And Liz wasn’t the only one suffering!

“H, hey?! Blackie! These bastards are attacking me!!!”

Winia called me with an urgent tone!

“What? Attacking you?”
“Yeah! Look at this bastard!”
“M, maybe it’s a mistake? M… Puheup! M, mistakenly! They mistakenly hit Winia!”
“Mistakenly?!”

Winia, reacting suspiciously, looked at the screen again.

“I don’t think it’s a mistake?! This blue bastard seems to be attacking me on purpose?! No, why is he doing this! Who is this bastard! Blackie! I’m telling you, this bastard is attacking me?!”

Suffering.

—Tatatak!

Winia also started typing in the chat.

[Hey]
[You]
[What]
[Why are you attacking me?]

Of course, there was only one thing to say in response to those words.

[Your mom]

Of course, a family-related insult popped out…!

“Wh, what?! Blackie! This fucking bastard! Kill this fucking bastard!!!”
“Khahahahaha!”
“Why are you laughing! You have to kill this bastard, this fucking! He attacked me on purpose and is cursing at me! This fucking bastard with no parents!”
“Hehehehehe! No! Are you saying I should kill him!”

You can’t kill someone just because they cursed at you in a game! Winia continued to express her anger, and I couldn’t stop laughing!

“Hey, hey! Hey, you fucker! This is weird! It’s not that these kids don’t know how to play, but it’s like they know what they’re doing!”

As expected of Karin, who was most interested in the game, her insight was no joke! She was right! That’s the truth!

“Know what they’re doing? What do you mean?”
“Look at this bastard! He’s casting Lockdown on me!”

Looking at it, Karin’s unit was locked down.

“And this fucker is cursing at me after casting Lockdown on me!!! Wow, this fucking bastard!!! I’m going to kill him!!! These bastards are doing this on purpose, on purpose!!!”

Pandemonium.

“I, I can’t understand it! Do they even intend to play?!”
“Saintess! Wasn’t this game supposed to be a game where we all work together to solve puzzles?! My comrades suddenly betrayed me and are attacking me with the enemies!”

The women were in despair!

“Th, this is… Could it be that Earthlings are doing this with malice to ruin the game?”
“Th, that can’t be! Lady Kadia! You must trust humans! There’s no way humans are such evil beings…!”

I, who was watching it, was just enjoying it!

This is why I tease my wives!

“K, Katt. I think it’s a good thing I didn’t play this time…”
“Hehehehehe!”

And so, the women, with their competitive spirit ignited, began to play hard to clear it somehow.

Of course.

Not a single person cleared it until the end.

          *     *     *

“Why are you making me do this! It’s fun to tease me!!!”

Eventually, a few hours later, I was punished by them.

“Blackie, you fucking made us do only shitty things on purpose!”
“H, hehehe! Ah! I’m really sorry! But it was fun, right!”
“It wasn’t fun at all, Saintess!”
“Blackie, you really want to die!!!!”

Still, I enjoyed it.

Actually, we enjoyed it enough with just this. Don’t you think?

“We just got a lot of stress! I can’t play team games with Earthlings anymore! What kind of bastards are these!”
“This humble one also doesn’t want to do anything with Earthlings again…”

Anyway, we’ve pretty much enjoyed all the games. I should have this kind of experience before going back. Actually, even though they said this, they actually felt something similar to fun, so they tried to do it until the end.

“Still, we enjoyed Earth games well for the last time, right?”
“Ah, really, you fucking made us do something like this? What do you mean enjoy, you bastard.”
“You were working hard for that.”
“Well, yeah. If I start something, I have to see it through.”

That’s exactly it.

“Haa. Whatever, I’m telling you, I’m never playing this StarCraft again. I’d rather play that FPS game. Even though they use hack programs there, you basically do it with your own skills. This is something where you have to cooperate with bastards you don’t even know, so there’s no way it’ll work…”
“Aigo. Is my sister that angry?”
“Don’t even mention it! I’m so pissed, really!”
“Hehehe, don’t get so angry. We enjoyed it well for the last time.”
“I don’t know!”

Let’s just stop with the games here.

“Still, I can’t deny that Earth games are attractive. There are a lot of fun things. There are a few more things I want to try. But let’s do that next time.”
“If you want to. You can come and do it again later. We can even install the internet in our world.”
“You have to do that no matter what.”
“Yes.”

I got up from my seat and stretched.

“So, are you going back now?”
“I should go soon. I’ve played all the games for the last time. I’ll finish packing and leave around tomorrow.”
“Katt. Whatever happens, come and visit again next time. Honestly, there were a lot of fun things.”
“Hehehe, okay.”

The work on Earth is pretty much done. All that’s left is the final cleanup. If I do just that, there won’t be any problems. All the monsters have been destroyed, haven’t they? The Earth rescue disguised as a vacation is now over.

Now I have to go back to our world that I miss and start my daily life again.

Like I said, I can come to Earth again next time. For a real vacation.

“Hmm… Now that I’m about to go, I feel a bit sad… Ah. That’s right. Let’s all watch a movie together for the last time. Something healing, not something that gives us weird stress.”
“I agree.”
“Yes! I think that would be good!”

If that’s the case.