## Chapter 1564 – Black Hair Foreigner Chronicles – Heavenly Demon’s Rampage

Having wrapped up everything on Earth.

“I’m back.”

I returned to my longed-for home.

“Whoa.”

A gasp of admiration escaped me the moment I arrived. Our world’s air is just different. Unlike Earth, there’s no insane air pollution, and it’s so full of mana that just breathing makes you feel good.

“Wow! This is my hometown, alright! This clean air!”
“It’s on a different level from Earth’s air.”

The other girls seemed to feel similarly, as they spread their arms wide, inhaled deeply, and exclaimed in admiration. We all enjoyed the air of our homeland together.

“Hehehe, coming home just makes me laugh.”
“Katt, don’t laugh while touching my butt.”

Indeed, resting while caressing Claudia’s butt is the best.

“There’s no place like home.”

This feeling of liberation… yes. It was comparable to how I felt as a child when the holidays ended.

Back then, my siblings and I would embark on a 12-hour journey home for every holiday. The feeling of returning home after enduring that torturous time was nothing but intense joy.

Everyone else seemed to rest during the holidays, but for me, the holidays were more painful than weekdays. Well, I didn’t experience that kind of pain since I went to Earth to play.

Still, it felt so good to be back home.

“Is it time to start working? Ugh, the vacation’s over.”
“Since the vacation’s over, let’s go take care of the piled-up work. It was nice to have fun… I hope no problems arose?”

As if that would happen.

Anyway, we’re back, so we have to do our jobs.

“Alright, vacation’s over. We’re back, so we have to start working. Let’s go.”
“Yes.”

Time to return to work.

It seems like we can unpack and then head to our respective workplaces, but Cardia will probably be the busiest from now on. So, I stroked the back of Cardia’s neck.

“Since we’ve secured absolute support from the Earthlings, there won’t be any problems for a while. We’ve also spread the teachings, so we just need to go and check on them regularly.”
“Right. Whatever it is, continuous management is important. If you don’t manage it, it’ll quickly fall apart. I’ll take care of it. That part.”

Let’s make sure to visit Earth regularly once or twice a year.

“Saintess. This is just my opinion, but I think it’ll be fine. I don’t think it’ll fall apart that easily.”
“Hmm? Why?”
“According to my research, most Earthlings have fanatical tendencies. It’s probably because billions of people have believed in monotheism. Anyway, Earth’s monotheism has now lost its power. And the Saint is in a situation where she has absorbed almost all of that faith.”

That’s true.

“Moreover, the Earthlings have witnessed the Saintess’s absolute power and heroic qualities. So, they will always worship the Saintess and strive to practice her teachings.”

Come to think of it, most Earthlings have believed in a religion that appeared two thousand years ago until relatively recently.

“Thinking about it, that’s true. I don’t have to worry that much.”
“Exactly. The order that the Saintess has newly created will not be broken. I’m more worried that the Earthling fanatics will fall into fanaticism and distort the Saintess’s teachings.”
“Hehehe, let’s work hard on that in the future.”

Then let’s start working.

          *     *     *

No major problems erupted while we were away. Of course, some various tasks were slightly delayed, but that’s not even a problem.

It’s a cheap price to pay compared to saving a world.

Anyway, the fact that our world is intact is all thanks to Cardia’s well-organized system.

“It’s all thanks to Cardia being a genius. No, why is she so competent? She’s really too competent.”
“Hmph, do you think this Saintess was a Saintess for nothing?”

I hugged her from behind, caressed her chest and thighs, and whispered in her ear. Cardia skillfully accepted the caresses and touched my face.

“This is a very simple task for this Saintess.”
“Hehehe, you’re busier than when you were doing Saintess work. It looks like you have a lot of work piled up. Are you okay? Aren’t you tired?”
“Well… I don’t feel fatigue because I’ve transcended humanity. Well, if I do feel fatigue, I’ll make you pay the price, so don’t worry.”

Cardia turned her head towards my face, smiled seductively, and licked her lips… It seemed like she was implying that she would squeeze me dry. It would be fun to mess up Cardia in this mood.

“Well, there are no problematic tasks. It’s just delayed, but it’ll be over in a few days. Should I organize and show you only the items that require permission?”
“Do that. Cardia can handle the rest.”
“I understand. Then, before starting work…”

—Swish.

Cardia turned her body and reached out with both hands to grab my face. I kissed her as she wished. This was my skill to buff my women.

          *     *     *

“Hey, you bastards. It feels like it’s been ages since I’ve seen you?”

Seeing these bastards after a long time made me smile involuntarily.

—Krrrr.
—Grrr.

Familiar howls.

Il-ryong and I-ryong, you sons of bitches.

“But, you bastards, why are you so identical? Huh? You’re always the same, you goddamn bastards. Do you think I’m a joke? I’m going to beat you to death.”

Even now that I’ve transcended and become a god, I can’t tell who’s who, which makes me angry. I can’t help but want to curse at them whenever I see them. I’m not lying, my heart pounds and my fists tremble whenever I see them.

“I’m really going to kill you.”

—Swish.

So, I reached out my hand destructively and overwhelmingly stroked their heads.

—Grrrr…
—Krrrr…

Il-ryong and I-ryong rubbed their heads against my hand, as if they felt good. The two sons of bitches, in short, were currently having a great time.

The number of people managing them alone is quite a few, and thanks to the power coming from my overwhelming wealth, they eat so well that they’ve become super healthy and grown so big that they’re the size of Namsan Mountain.

Crazy bulk-up.

I don’t know for sure, but if I caught these bastards on Dog Days and boiled them down, it would be an elixir. I could replenish my great vitality to the point where I could tell the ten-thousand-year wild ginseng to get lost.

“You sons of bitches. I’m going to catch you and eat you up.”

Of course, even though these bastards are a bit annoying, they are precious beings. I would never eat them.

Wow. But if they stay like this, they’ll grow wings like dragons and fly away.

“If you grow wings, I’ll make wing bon from them. Got it? You can do that much for your master, right?”

—Grrrr.
—Krrrr.

As expected of the dumbasses, they just purred as if they were happy, even when I made a mischievous joke.

“Oh. So, you agree? I’m really going to make buffalo wings?”

—Grrr.
—Krr…

“Okay.”

Anyway, stroking them like this made my heart feel softer. I really had a lot of memories with these bastards. I feel bad every time I think about them. Mostly because I can’t tell them apart.

“Live well.”

I should go soon.

—Grrrr.
—Grrrr.

As soon as I stopped stroking them and turned my body, they called out to me in mournful voices from behind.

Of course, I don’t look back.

I immediately leave the barn.

“Goodbye! Heavenly Demon!”

The barn managers immediately greet me politely. I waved my hand at them once to encourage them.

“Yes. Take good care of them.”
“Yes, sir!”

Live long, Il-ryong. I-ryong. Keep listening to me and stay healthy?

          *     *     *

“Hey, you bastard. How have you been?”
“Y-Your Majesty!!!”
“Hmm?”

As soon as Copson, whom I hadn’t seen in a while, saw me, he prostrated himself.

This bastard… what’s wrong with him? This guy isn’t the type to treat me like an emperor.

He was a guy who didn’t care about me being an emperor, a god, or a hero. Why isn’t he calling me a barbarian?

“Please forgive me! Please save me!”

Copson raised his head and shouted with a desperate face.

“What are you talking about? Why?”

Did I do something to him? I didn’t do anything? I even let him live comfortably.

“Don’t pretend you don’t know! You’re a tyrant! You cruel, barbaric son of a bitch!”
“Hey, man. What’s going on?”

What the hell?

I tilted my head, and Copson shouted with a face full of injustice and sorrow, jutting out his chin.

“No! In the capital!”
“In the capital?”
“I’ve been banned from entering all the gambling dens! No one will let me in! Even if I disguise myself and sneak in, they immediately recognize me and kick me out!”

Ah.

“And do you know what they say? In a very polite tone, ‘Copson-nim is not allowed to enter the gambling den according to His Majesty’s command!'”
“You son of a bitch.”
“What?!”
“Do you think I’m going to let you use your salary to boost the gambling dens?”

I knew this bastard would do this, so I already banned him.

Do you think I’m going to let you throw all the salary I gave you into the gambling dens?
Absolutely not.

“I’ve decided to destroy any gambling den that accepts you, so endure it with evil and grit. What gambling den, you son of a bitch. You can’t even gamble properly. Don’t go, you bastard.”
“Please save me!!!”

Heavenly Demon Divine Art, Heavenly Demon Armor.

“Nope.”

I will never let him in.

If Copson doesn’t get the boot, I’ve decided to destroy that gambling den myself.

“Please! If not that, what am I supposed to live for!”
“You have a lot of money.”
“There’s nowhere to spend that money!”

This crazy bastard!

“What joy is there in life if I can’t even enjoy a little gambling!”
“Then do it alone while looking at the wall, you bastard.”
“Khaaaaaaack!”

Soon, Copson started sobbing and grabbing my ankles, wailing. Of course, that doesn’t mean I’m going to lift the ban.

“That won’t do. I need to make regulations not only in the capital but all over the world. Don’t let Copson in.”
“Uaaaaaaaack!”
“Hey, you bastard, let’s go drink.”
“Drink…!”

I immediately grabbed the collar of Copson’s back neck and lifted him up like picking up a cat.

—Boong boong!

Copson twisted his body in the air, but he can’t beat me in the first place.

“Well, if the barbarian is buying…!”
“You’re buying this time, you bastard.”
“Are you trying to squeeze blood from a flea!”

But why is this bastard so obsessed with gambling when he has so much money?

Did something bad happen while I was gone?

“Hey. Did something bad happen to you?”
“T-That is…!”
“I need to get some alcohol into you.”