## Chapter 1585 – Chronicles of the Sword Emperor – Heavenly Demon’s Rampage

“Hehehe! Come here, my pregnant ladies!”

As I spread my arms wide, Winia, Karin, and Risha blushed.

“Look at that damn blackie grinning…”
“Um… isn’t he too handsome?”
“I’ll admit it.”
“This lady also admits it.”

Anyway, I hugged each of them as they approached.

Then I stood right in front of Winia.

“Kya.”

She was the first to get pregnant, so her belly was already a little swollen. It looked so cute.

“Winia, is your belly starting to swell?”
“Yeah… well, I guess so…”
“Isn’t your chest too big? Won’t it crush the baby?”
“What are you talking about, really!”
“Okay, okay. Just stay still.”

I immediately knelt down, stroked her belly, and put my ear to it.

“Hmm…”

I could sense the baby’s presence.
I hope it grows up quickly.

“Feels good. Sis? Stand next to Winia.”
“What, are you doing a pregnancy test?”
“Yeah. I have to.”

I put my ear to Karin’s belly right away.

“Huh?! Sis? What on earth is going on?”
“Wh-what? Why?”
“The baby is too small…! What did you do to it! Give me back my child’s growth! Why is it so tiny!”
“W-well, of course, it’s tiny, you idiot!”
“Why are you shouting? Uh-huh. Sis. You’ll scare the baby.”
“Agh…”

Next was Risha.

“Risha…! The baby is still a cell! What on earth is going on!”
“B-but this lady just got pregnant! Of course, it’s a cell!”
“Hahaha! Of course, it’s a cell!”
“Hmph!”

Ah, I can’t help but be so happy!

“That damn blackie really likes it.”
“Of course, I like it! I just like it so much! Winia, you too!”
“U-um… yeah. I like it too.”
“Right?”

It couldn’t be better.

These days, checking on my kids’ growth before starting work is a must. I just can’t skip it because it’s so much fun.

So, I stroked their bellies for a long time before letting them go.

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Every public institution building in the Heavenly Demon Kingdom’s capital is like my own home’s hallway.

Since no one can say anything even if I wander around as I please, I have to regularly check if things are running smoothly.

Originally, when a top authority like me shows up regularly, morale goes up and stuff like that. You know, like when the division commander used to visit the unit all the time when I was in the military.

The people below are dying, but the division commander is just having fun.

“Hehehe.”

That’s how I was doing my work and wandering around here and there.

ㅡTot tot tot.

I saw a familiar blonde walking from over there.

“That bastard?”

She’s a small and slender woman, but she looks very healthy.

It’s not that I’m particularly interested in other women’s bodies, but right now, that woman is wearing that unique cheongsam-like dress, so her figure is slightly revealed. I can’t help but look.

ㅡTot tot tot.

Blonde.
Healthy figure.
Cheongsam-like uniform.

That’s right.

The identity of that familiar uniform-wearing person is.

“Hey! Mariel!”

It was Mariel.

But.

“Who’s calling my name like that?”

What?

Mariel, who stopped at my call, said that in a solemn voice without even turning around… What’s wrong with this bastard?

Is she crazy?

“Does he not know that I am directly under the command of the 5th Princess Consort of the Heavenly Demon Kingdom? If so, I should let him know.”

Look at this crazy bastard.

“Directly under? Hey, you little punk. That 5th Princess Consort is my wife, you idiot.”
“What… H-huh?!”

Mariel, who finally turned around at that, screamed and collapsed as if she had seen a grim reaper in her eighties.

“Kyaaaaaaaak!”

ㅡChwarak!

Thanks to that, all sorts of documents she was holding in her arms flew into the sky. Looking at that, I couldn’t help but lose it.

She was looking at me with the same eyes as Europeans during the Genghis Khan conquest war looking at the Mongolian grim reaper unit.

“Why is this bastard so arrogant? What? Directly under? Are you acting like that these days?”
“N-no! That’s! That is!”

Mariel in a panic…!

“And this bastard! Not even greeting me, the Heavenly Demon Emperor, as I pass by! This is a complete mess! Bring me the person in charge!”
“I-I didn’t see you! No! I didn’t see you! I’m sorry!”

ㅡPaaat!

Mariel, who had been sitting down, jumped up like a frog and bowed deeply to me. This bastard. I really get so restless whenever I see this Mariel bastard that I want to beat her up.

This is by no means bullying.

This bastard is completely out of it and doesn’t even greet me. And looking at how arrogant she was just now, it seems like she’s been taking advantage of her authority and acting high and mighty these days.

But damn it, she’s even making excuses!

This is unforgivable!

“What?! You didn’t see me?! You didn’t see me!”
“Y-yes?!”
“Is it okay if you didn’t see me! Don’t you even know you should have made yourself see me!”
“W-was there such a saying!”
“Then would it not exist if I just said it!”

Even if it’s a non-existent saying, it exists if I said it! Why! Because it’s what this Heavenly Demon Kim Kat said!

If I said it, it becomes a famous saying or idiom from that moment on!

“I-I’m sorry!”
“You damn Mariel! Excuses come out first! Huh!”
“I’m sorry! I’m sorry for making excuses first!”
“Don’t you stand up straight!”
“I’m sorryyyyy!”

Mariel, who had been banging her head on the floor, jumped up and stood at attention. Her eyes were tightly closed.

Seriously, what’s the difference between this bastard and Serka? This bastard is truly one of the top ten women who call for Kim Kat’s fist without lying. My fist cried every time I saw her.

“…!”

Mariel is trembling like a new recruit.

Then, should I get her to report on her work?

“Damn Mariel. Report.”
“Re-report! Loyalty! Mariel’s work report!”

It comes out smoothly.

“Cu-currently…! Th-that is! Well, that is!”
“Uh-huh, you little punk. Can’t you report?”
“I-I’m sorry!”
“I should tell Liz about this?”
“Liz… H-huh! I’m sorry! I’m sorry, Heavenly Demon Lord!!!”

She’s completely startled when Liz’s name comes out.

She’s always been afraid of Liz. It was to that extent in the past, but now Liz is my queen and a Valkyrie. She can’t mess with her.

“Please forgive me, thinking of our old friendship, Heavenly Demon Lord! I’ll beg like this!”

Mariel is even shedding tears.

“Kilkilkik!”

Looking at that, I burst out laughing! Ah! It feels like something that was blocked is bursting open!

“H-He, He, He, Heavenly Demon Looord…”
“Hahahahahahaha!”

I grabbed my stomach and rolled around laughing. Damn, this is why I’m an emperor. Why be an emperor if you can’t do this?

As I was laughing like that.

“Your Majesty the Heavenly Demon. Were you tormenting Mariel again?”

I heard another familiar voice.

“Huh?”

The owner of the voice is.

“Isn’t that the delinquent Lisette?”

It was the delinquent Lisette, who was a senior instructor at the Martial Arts Guild in the past and is now one of Liz’s most cherished subordinates.

“It’s been a while.”

ㅡSwish.

Unlike before, Lisette quietly bowed her head with a very docile attitude. This crazy delinquent… Being calm makes her look like a flawless woman, which makes me angry.

I had quite a bad relationship with this bastard.

Lisette was like a chivalrous person who made pocket money by specializing in robbing criminal organizations in the slums. She was a woman who would just barge into visible criminal organization offices, beat them all to death, and extort money.

That’s why I had some disputes with her in the past.

“Bastard. Why have you become so docile?”
“There’s a saying that the position makes the person.”
“You’re still as cheeky as ever. You delinquent bastard. You’re not secretly beating people up behind the scenes, are you?”
“There has to be someone worth beating up. Didn’t Your Majesty the Heavenly Demon catch all those guys and send them to the sugarcane fields?”

She had a slightly sarcastic attitude, but that’s just how she talks, she doesn’t really mean it.

She’s not stupid enough to mess with me.

“Hehehe, that’s true. Hey. But do you know that this Mariel is completely out of it?”
“Ha, huh! Lady Lisette! That’s, well, that’s!”
“You little punk! Are you interrupting me while I’m talking?”
“I’m sorry!”
“See? This Mariel is completely out of control.”

At my words, Lisette blushed as if she was embarrassed and avoided my gaze.

“I will educate her well.”

She’s really changed a lot too.

“Yeah. Do that. No. Really. I should send this Mariel to the sugarcane fields too?”
“You’re saying such amazing things so casually.”
“I’m sorry! Heavenly Demon Lord! Please forgive me!”
“Educate her well, well. Mariel, you write a letter of apology and submit it to me. I won’t tell Liz.”
“I understand! Thank you!”

I finished talking there and left.

“Hey. You damn bitch. No matter what, how many times have I told you not to get caught by the Heavenly Demon? Huh?”
“I’m sorry! I’m sorry!”

I heard Lisette scolding Mariel from behind.

“Kilkilkik.”

Ah!

I don’t need any other tonic!

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“Liz Noona!”

I immediately warped into Liz’s office and landed in her arms.

“Oh my! Ah!”

It was truly a beast rushing at a beauty, but she was a demigod. She perfectly accepted me.

“Hehehe, why are you suddenly like this? What’s wrong?”

She strokes my hair with a benevolent smile…! I naturally want to act spoiled!

“Noona! Something sad happened to me!”

So, I shouted while sobbing.

“Oh no! Ah! Really! Kat, you!”
“Huh? Why?”
“Stop with the weird 말투! Kat, you’re trying to do something weird again, aren’t you! Like that weird manager thing!”
“No! Everything is weird! What’s a manager!”

I was just acting spoiled!

I’m really going to take revenge for this!

“Ever since that strange green manager picture was exposed, everything you do is weird! Accept it as karma!”
“Damn it…!”

I’m so sad!

“Haa. So. What sad thing happened? Why are you suddenly acting so spoiled?”

But she listens to everything.

“No, well. Noona. I saw Mariel when I came here?”
“Yes? What about Mariel?”

I’m going to tell on everything about this Mariel.

“That bastard is so out of it? I went to talk to her, but she didn’t even know I was talking to her and was acting all cocky. I need to re-educate her.”
“Wa, wait a minute. What do you mean she didn’t know you were talking to her when you talked to her? She’s not the kind of child who would do that to the Emperor?”

If I tell on her, Mariel will definitely be in trouble.

But I am the Heavenly Demon Emperor.

The ultimate transcendent.

God.

Kim Kat.

I don’t care about that at all.

If I say I’m going to tell on her.
I’m going to tell on everything.

“When I called her, she didn’t even turn around and threatened me, asking who was calling her name like that. The kid is so out of it that she’s become rude. Huh? Noona. You have to do something about it. Mariel needs to fix her habits.”

Liz, who heard everything, clenched her fist and bit her lip tightly.

“Cr, crue…! Ma, Mariel, that bitch, really…!”
“Noona. Punish her.”
“Hoo! Yes. Don’t worry. I’ll definitely fix her habits.”
“Hehehe, you’re my Noona after all.”

Then.

Should I talk about pregnancy?