Chapter 163 – Kobolds and Catacombs

“Fuck!”

But it didn’t take long for my cries of joy to turn into curses of despair.

“This fucking trash can!”

Kobolds have a habit of putting all kinds of by-products from digging their burrows into a specific room. Most of them are tree roots or old remains. And while most of them were rubbish like buried rusty weapons, there were cases where magic crystals or valuable minerals were found among them.

In fact, such things are often found, so adventurers go to rob kobolds’ dungeons. The discovery of ‘high-purity magic crystals’ is literally like an urban legend, but actually valuable minerals are often found, so it’s a good thing.

“Hmm…Unfortunately, I can’t see anything of great value.”

Shrill, Elise pulled out a pile of unidentified mats and said.
That’s what it says.

There was little to take care of.

Come to think of it, this underground facility existed from the beginning, and above all, this labyrinth was not made by kobolds either. Of course, there was nothing useful. Because the kobolds didn’t make dens, they just built nests in existing spaces.

And isn’t it already a place where cultists swept through once? If there was anything good, they would have stolen it all.

“Haa. That’s good. I never thought this would happen. Bastard, shouldn’t you pack everything you need? Search hard. How sad it will be to come this far and go back empty-handed.”
“Damn it!”

In the end, all he was able to pack was a few weapons that the sacrificed adventurers seemed to be carrying. Axes, knives, maces… As if representing the user’s level, the quality was not good.

You can still get the price of gum.

Remaining lingering, I violently rummaged through the rubbish heap. But couldn’t find anything useful. I felt like I was about to burst into tears.

Surely she risked her life, and after fighting heroically and fiercely, did she not even defeat the Kobold Queen, the gigantic beast of the apocalypse? Of course, there had to be a reasonable reward.

But, fuck.
There is nothing.
Absurd

This was absurd.

…The world is stained with absurdity.

Bourgeois in developed countries pay tens of thousands of won for a meal, but they casually leave food that has only been eaten…Even if children in the Third World are dying of hunger today too. I mean!

Ah! What an absurd world!

When someone lives comfortably in a peaceful world, boys and girls in the Middle East are kidnapped by terrorists and used and consumed as weapons of war! What crime did they have to risk their lives at a young age to go to war! Who the hell was wrong and what was wrong!

The world!

This absurd world has gone wrong!

Discrimination against blacks! Human Trafficking in Africa! Atrocities committed by the legendary criminal group, the KKK! The Civil War broke out because of slavery! The sorrow of mankind and the sorrow of civilized society! All that absurdity was contained in the trash can of the underground labyrinth here!

Why did the wolf girl have to die!

“Aaaaa!!!!”

I hate this absurd world!

Then I…!

I’ll save everyone!

“Sister! Please do something bastard!”
“Hmm… It’s good to be energetic? Wouldn’t that be okay? That’s the charm of cut.”
“Say something that makes sense!”

Then, as Winia pointed her finger at me, she yelled back at Cloudy. What? I’m definitely determined to save humanity… Oh, that’s not it.

“Fuck you sister. You’re not like that kid because you take all the bullshit from a bastard! Sister, you’ve got to make things right. I’m happy to make it for you.”
“Don’t do anything too harsh?”
“Stop fucking bastards and come here! Now!”
“No why!”

I was appalled!
What the hell is going on!

He must have entered the treasure room and happily collected treasures! Winia, who strode forward, grabbed me by the neck and shook me.

“Aaaaa!”
“Kyahahahaha!”

Halfway through, she started laughing maniacally. After a while, things settled down. Winia calmed down, and I regained my composure. I sat down and rubbed my neck.

“I’m going to scold you if you fuck me in front of a bastard. Whoa. I’m feeling a little better now.”

With her arms crossed, she proudly declared. Her breasts her, which she had been sagging as a high school student earlier, regained their elasticity and showed off their majestic appearance. Seeing that the power that was put on his neck was unusual for her, he must have regained his energy for her.

“Yeah… I just wanted you to cheer up… I think it was just because I was so stressed out. But a person could be like that, what would you do to strangle someone’s neck with that…”
“Don’t grumble, bastard. I wanna fuck you.”
“Anyway, it’s fucking violent, really.”
“What?”
“No, I love you.”
“증말 개새끼야. 이 멍멍이 새끼.”

At that, Winnie’s face her blushed, but she never forgave her.
This pain will return to you as it is in bed.

Anyway, I don’t have anything else to pack, so I came out of the treasure room. It was a very disappointing result. All we’ve got so far is the kobold’s nails and teeth, the queen’s restraints, and the crown. And there were no weapons other than the weapons they had now acquired.

I’ll get my money’s worth, but I don’t think it’s going to be very good on a per diem basis.

“Looks like you’ve found your way up.”
“Oh oh.”

Still, it was fortunate that I was able to quickly find the passage to the top. It was near the treasure room. Cloudy pricked his ears and checked the signs above, and when it was confirmed that there was no problem, he went up immediately.

“…Still?”

But what greeted us was the cold stone floor.

“Because I fell from a fairly high place.”

Cloudy said. She accepted us who were sure to die. Thinking back on it, it was terrifying. Her near-death experience her might have allowed her to fight Quinn that way.

Because those who have experienced death become bold.

“I love you so much, Cloudy.”

I said holding onto Cloudy’s shoulders.
She smiled at my actions.

“Whoops, suddenly?”
“Suddenly. I’ve always been in love with you… Yes. It must be because of this power of love that we were able to slaughter the kobold queen.”
“I wonder if it would have been better not to talk behind your back… Well, that’s a charm. Do you love me too?”

After walking through the labyrinth while flirting, a fork in the road appeared immediately. Left, right. Of course, in this case, it is always right. Since he had already finished eating and was asleep, the exploration speed was very fast.

It wasn’t long before I found my way back up again.

“I think it’s time to get out of the labyrinth.”

When I thought about the height, it seemed that I had come all the way. As expected, we went upstairs and an underground facility made of soil greeted us. Half way now Here, if you just roughly find the way up, you will reach the ground.

After resting for a while, we set off again.

In the middle of the climb, I was able to spot a few kobolds wandering around. Of course, he was no match for those of us who had already easily beaten the queen. He Killed as easily as taking a morning walk.

As they progressed, they encountered a party of adventurers.

“Hmm? What about those bastards?”

On the other side of the road, the ones approaching with the light on were six adventurers.

I was a little nervous. Basically, I, Kim Katt, don’t believe in the kind of adventurers. It was even more unbelievable if it was an underground dungeon where there were no witnesses like this.

They are psychopaths who do not know when they will turn into homicidal robbers. There is only one piece of paper between an adventurer and a highwayman.

“They are other adventurers.”

Elise said as if it was no big deal. Cloudy didn’t seem to mind either, and Winia didn’t pay much attention either. Well… It must be the difference in the way we’ve lived.

Finally, their fully approached faces began to show.

ㅡ Static.

We confronted them who stopped.

The number of opponents is six in total.
They were all cubs born and eaten like bandits.

There didn’t seem to be any wizards, and all seemed typical slobber-style adventurers with swords and axes. Are you just going to be E-class? Looking at the level of muscle and equipment, the level did not seem very high.

One of them gladd at us and said.

“You guys… What? Guys. Weren’t we in the lead?”
“Probably right? What? Why are you guys here?”

Judging from the way they talked, it seemed that these guys were the ones who came in the deepest. Perhaps it was because he became anxious when he saw us suddenly appearing. If you ask me why I became anxious,

“Did you guys come up from the underground?”

Of course, he must be anxious that we might have outrun the treasure.
Of course, there were no treasures.

I went to the front of the party and said with a smile.

“Yes? No. I got lost. Haha. Do you know where the way up is? This is one. I went in and got lost.”
“What? Lost?”
“Yes. It has to be very complicated. I came to my senses and found this place. There are also a lot of kobolds… Anyway, I went through a lot of hard work, but I didn’t get anything. Enough with that.”

No wonder.

“You bastard, stop it. This is suspicious. We must have been the first, and I know there was no other way? What are you bastard?”

It occurred to me that things were not going to go peacefully.

I felt a fresh shock as if I had hit her in the head with a hammer when I saw the guy who was suddenly arguing… Guys. Can’t you eat a little bit of a little bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of Please.

“No, what’s suspicious? The other way, sea pearls must have missed something. You motherfucker.”
“What, what the hell? Everything, captain! These bastards are suspicious!”

The swearing-in-the-mouth guy screamed in a fit.

When I saw it, these bastards seemed more suspicious than us, but originally, the person himself did n’t know more about his own problem his. I looked back at Cloudy’s face her. She said as if she was amused.

“Do you think you can solve it nicely?”
“I don’t know. But seeing that bastard, I don’t even want to solve it very well.”
“That’s a good attitude. Whoa… I’ll leave the judgment to you, Kat?”

The other side also started whispering something.

“Seriously.”

The one who came forward was a middle-aged adventurer who looked older. A man wearing tight leather armor and wearing a machete. His armament level his was poor, and he was an old man with an impressive protruding belly.

“Did you guys say you were lost?”
“This is not my home room, but it’s a place to come.
“I didn’t mean to start a fight. I’ll apologize, so bear with me.”

He bowed his head and apologized.

“Yeah… Well, there’s nothing I can’t stand, but can you just get out of the way? I’m going crazy because of the stress of being lost, no, because I want to get out quickly.”
“…”

But he seemed to have no intention of getting out of the way.
Looking at me, he spoke again.

“…Did you guys use a secret passage or something to go down to the basement first?”
“It’s unpleasant if you keep asking. Is it a secret passageway and you’re lost?”
“No. I think that’s a lie. We lived here for about a week and made a map, but there was no other way.”
“…”

This fuck.
Then I have nothing to say

“I guess that’s right. That’s why I asked if you didn’t go down to the basement first using a secret passage or something.”
“Yes, let’s say it is. But what about that?”
“I mean… Your bag looks a little heavy. I’ll forgive you if I’m honest. Didn’t you rob a treasure room?”

The old man laughed bitterly, showing his teeth. It was as if a thick greed was dripping down his teeth.

I sensed his intentions.

He thought that we were grave robbers who robbed through a secret passageway, and that our ‘treasure’ that we had worked hard to find for a week must have been stolen.

It’s an incomprehensible way of thinking, but it seemed that way.
Because that was the existence of an adventurer.

“What? Forgiveness? Who are you to forgive? You can’t forgive me even if my mother’s grandfather comes, you bastard.”
“I can’t put this into words. Guys!”

At that cry, the six-member adventurers took a combat stance.

It’s not me that can’t be put into words, it’s you, you bastards…

I felt like my head was going to explode with anger.

“이 좆부랄 새끼들 진짜.”