## Chapter 1642 – Chronicles of the Sword Demon – Heavenly Demon Martial Arts

“This doesn’t make any sense!!!”

I was thinking of tearing off his limbs to make mini-mini dumpling friends since he might get lonely inside the Corpse God, but suddenly, the Emperor Taoist started spouting nonsense and having a fit.

“What doesn’t make sense?”
“You, you are not of this world!”
“Is that really so surprising, said with such an astonished face?”

I’m not sure why that’s so shocking.

Even here, there’s a place called the Immortal Realm, isn’t there?

“You’re not of this world! Then by what right do you interfere in this world? If the worlds are different, so are their values, principles, common sense, ethics, and established order!”

Different worlds?

“Why do you try to punish me using the standards of your world! Isn’t that just stubbornness lacking basic consideration and understanding! No one would call that righteous!”

Seeing him so passionately arguing.

“Who in this world! Says that Taoists consuming humans is a sin! Do you feel guilty when you eat? Do you think it’s evil to slaughter livestock for food!”

I felt like my heart was being torn out.

“You… why do you keep doing that?”
“Wh-what?”
“Why do you keep trying to draw a line between your world and my world?”
“What are you talking about…”
“If you keep trying to draw lines like that, it hurts my feelings!”

ㅡScold!

Reprimand!

“I feel like my heart is being torn out! Do you want to distance yourself from me that much! Why! Why!”
“T-torn out! Don’t say things like that…!”

This is his problem!

He keeps trying to draw a line between us!

You are from that world, and I am from this world. Because we live in such different worlds, we must draw a clear line. He’s believing in this kind of bullshit logic that wouldn’t even appear in the latest volume of “Let’s Steal Each Other’s Balls” as if it were the truth, and he’s rambling on and on!

I can’t stand this kind of thing!

So I had no choice but to get angry!

“That’s what I’m saying! Why do you keep trying to draw a line between us! Do you hate me that much?! Huh! If you hate me, then say it! Think about my feelings!”

A cry from the soul!

“H-huuuurk…!”

The Emperor Taoist’s face turned blue as I deliberately threw a tantrum like a child and yelled nonsense!

“Why is your face turning blue?! Huh! Are you making fun of me! Why are you acting so unpleasant! Are you the Blue Demon or something!”
“My face is turning blue because… K-kheuuuek!”
“Why do you keep stopping mid-sentence! Are you trying to exclude me again!”
“Exclude you? I have no idea what you’re talking about!!! Are you insane!!!”
“I’m insane!!! I’m really insane!!!”
“Uuuuuuuuh!”

ㅡShake shake!

The Emperor Taoist screamed as I immediately shook my head and started dancing!

“Did you leave because you hated me so much!!!”
“Wuuuurk! Wuuuuuuuurk!”

This is just my opinion.

Imagine getting lost in a labyrinth.

If the enemy that appears is a 2-meter tall muscle warrior, you might think, “Ah, it’s a labyrinth, so a strong enemy is appearing.” But if a 2-meter tall, bloated child appears as a monster, you’d be shocked on the spot. You’d collapse, look for your mom and dad, and piss your pants.

A tall muscle warrior is an enemy within the realm of understanding. But what if the enemy looks like a child, but its size is inflated to 2 meters?

It’s a transcendence of common sense.
Something beyond imagination.

You wouldn’t understand why the child looks like that, and the forcibly inflated size would make it even more grotesque.

That is the “primordial fear” that stems from the emotion of “unintelligibility.”

But.

Not only does such a child appear, but it also mumbles completely incomprehensible words and attacks while throwing a powerful tantrum?

That’s scarier than a muscle warrior charging with a battle cry.

So, when I interrogate heretics, I often enjoy instilling fear by yelling like a child and saying things that even I can’t understand while throwing tantrums.

Because their fear is my nourishment.

Kim Kat, the embodiment of heretical fear.

I was also known by that name.

“Hwaaaaaaaaack!”

The Emperor Taoist, completely terrified, couldn’t say anything coherent anymore. He was just clinging to my barrier wall, scratching at it.

“Don’t scratch the wall! It tickles!”
“Why! Why does it tickle! Why!”
“Why are you asking me that! Are you a pervert!”
“I cannot understand why the word ‘pervert’ is being used!”
“Don’t you want to eat some snacks?”
“Hwaaaaack…!”

I approached the Emperor, spouting nonsensical words that had no logic whatsoever. He seemed to have lost strength in his lower body and was almost crawling.

“Come on, let’s go inside. Let’s go inside the Corpse God.”
“Nooooooo!”
“Ah, seriously, how old are you? Why do you keep throwing tantrums? Huh? You need to be hit!”

I lightly swung my fist and beat the Emperor Taoist.

ㅡPuhbuhbuhbuhk!

“Keohaack!”

Each time the punch landed, his body caved in and his muscles ruptured. A moderately adjusted power. With this much power, he should be able to withstand about a thousand hits.

ㅡPuhuk!
ㅡPaack!

I struck his head with my fist, stomped on his shin, slapped his abdomen, and flicked his butt. With that, the Emperor Taoist was instantly fucked up.

“Keuheueuk…!”

He’s on the verge of fainting.

“This is unintelligible violence.”

Satisfying.

“Hey! Four Heavens Taoist!”

The Four Heavens Taoist, who had his head buried in the ground and his ears covered with his hands, trembled and replied.

“Y-yes!”
“There’s a Corpse God here! Go inside first!”
“Kyaaaaaaack! Why! Whyyyyy!”
“No. I’m not going to make you into a dumpling, so just go inside. You need to go in and say it’s safe so the Emperor Taoist will go in.”
“I understand!”

The Four Heavens Taoist jumped up and entered the torso of the Corpse God.

“Four Heavens Taoist, are you okay?”

ㅡY-yes! I’m okay!

He’s doing well, thanks to the empty space I made inside the torso. After confirming that, I said to the Emperor Taoist.

“Hey. It’s okay to go in. Go in quickly.”
“Keuheueuk…! Please don’t do this, please… spare me… spare me… I’ll give you everything, just spare my life…”
“I’ll spare you if you go in there.”
“Heueueueuk!”
“I can’t do this, damn it.”

ㅡTtaack!

As I flicked my fingers, the Corpse God restarted.

ㅡGugugung!
ㅡKyaaaaaaack!

The startled Four Heavens Taoist screamed, but it’s okay. After all, it’s moving with my power.

“Corpse God. Dance with the Emperor Taoist.”

The Corpse God, nodding, grabbed the sprawled Emperor Taoist. A one-sided waltz was executed. The Emperor Taoist entrusted his body to the Corpse God like a doll with its strings cut.

“Eueeeeeee…”

While letting out miserable screams.

“This is the end for a bastard who made humans into pills and consumed them.”

Even I think today’s work was very cruel. Not only did I knead and mash a Taoist alive to make dumplings, but I also gathered those dumplings, shaped them into a human form, and made them dance.

It’s a terrible thing.

“A guy who sacrificed humans to make medicine and accumulated power by consuming it.”

I etched the scene I created into my eyes.

“Turning him into meat dumplings like this can truly be said to be a righteous and beautiful thing.”

ㅡClap clap clap.

And so I applauded. While looking at the Corpse God, the work of art I created myself.

“Just as you butchered ordinary humans to make pills, I have simply turned you into meat dumplings.”

The reason I bothered to make him into meat dumplings was this.

Because they were a race that used alchemy to make pills and consume them.

“I agree that the strong decide everything. But I bet you didn’t know it would strangle your necks.”

Heretical dumplings.

Good.

From now on, let’s name this the Heretical Dumpling Punishment.

“Come out when you’re done resting.”

ㅡTtaack.

As I flicked my fingers, the Corpse God released the Emperor Taoist, and ㅡThueong! The door embedded in his abdomen opened, and the Four Heavens Taoist popped out.

“Keuheok!”
“Keueueueuk!”

Well then, shall we begin the interrogation?

“Emperor Taoist. I’m a little curious about the Immortal Realm, you see.”
“Keueueuk…!”
“How do you get there?”

And so I interrogated the Emperor Taoist.

Ah, all of this was just building up to the interrogation, you see?

* * *

I was able to find out at the end of the interrogation. How to open the passage to the Immortal Realm. But this was still unstable. Of course. This Emperor Taoist hasn’t become an immortal yet.

He’s just in the process of researching how to create a small dimension with his own power and senses. Of course, as an emperor, he was close to completion.

“He needs a final masterpiece, you say.”

But if I’ve found out this much, I’ll be able to find out quickly. Whatever it takes, I want to go to the Immortal Realm quickly. The thought of going there and killing everything I see makes my heart race already.

“I’m going to turn the Immortal Realm into a murder amusement park.”

That is my long-cherished wish.

“Hehehe… Anyway, Emperor Taoist. So, you being the emperor in this land is just to play the role of a kind of mediator?”
“Y-yes… Heueuk. It’s just a position that exists to simply mediate…”

In fact, the Taoists aren’t particularly stronger than the emperor, and once they reach a certain level, they immediately become immortals, so it doesn’t make sense to be the emperor by force.

The emperor’s role is just a mediator.

It’s just to protect the cruel rules of this world.

“Then there’s nothing more to see. Emperor Taoist. Let’s become one with the Corpse God now.”
“Heueueueuk…!”

ㅡGwaak.

As I grabbed his head, the Emperor Taoist burst into tears.

“Don’t make such a Beherit-like face. It weakens my resolve.”

Of course, Heavenly Demon God Kim Kat doesn’t reverse his decisions just because his heart has weakened a little. Anyone who maintains this kind of world and has practiced alchemy will be executed without exception.

“What are you…!? Heueuk! What are you!”
“Think of me as a demon god from another world.”

ㅡGwaak!

As I put strength into my hand, the Emperor Taoist was crushed as is. I folded and folded the crushed Emperor, made him thin, and then gathered him again to make a shape.

Kind of like how Majin Buu turns people into chocolate.