Chapter 1656 – Gummo Gaiden – Heavenly Demon Constellation

Guys who came to fuck me!

“I have to be stuck, chew.”
“Prepare to shoot the video. We have to upload it right away.”
“I’ll never see the incompetent bastards stretch out.”
“You have to change your habit.”

It’s a different world too!

There are guys coming all over the place to fuck up this heavenly horse Kim Cut! And for no reason!

“Unbelievable…!”

I was so shocked that I tried to burst into tears. No. Your eyes are already moist.

I sobbed as I shoved my fist into my mouth.

“Huh? Look at that bastard. Does it look like he’s crying?”
“Chuckling. Isn’t he an idiot for being so fucking tall?”
“But what is it really? You say you’re incompetent with that height and muscles?”
“I don’t know, fuck. Seeing how scared you are, you’re an incompetent bastard.”

It was even warmer to see the scene of the cock-babes rushing in with such a bad taste.

In the past, when I was an adventurer, I always lived with a wary of these guys. Most of the adventurers had bad personalities, so they were the ones who could suddenly turn into murderous robbers at any time.

It’s been a long time since I met these guys again.

“Lululala…!”

If I hadn’t had eyes to see him, I would have given him a full tour of Sugar Cane Land after having a moderately friendly conversation.

Anyway, these bastards are all status windows. A bunch of evil who intimidate the incompetent for a reason that is not really a big deal.

Their faces have already been memorized.

“Whoops!”

I slowly walked towards them while still shedding tears with my fists shoved in my mouth.

“Uh, uh? That bastard?”
“What? Why are you here?”
“Right now, raise your weapon.”

As I approached, the guys drew their weapons, perhaps on alert. All of them are warrior type guys wearing black armor.

“Wow. But how is that bastard really that big?”
“What should an incompetent person do to become like that?”
“But are you really crying? It looks fake…”

I have good eyesight.

“Hey. Stop.”

At that point, a guy like the captain pointed a knife at me and told me to stop. Of course, the heavenly horse, Kim Katt, never stops.

“Whoops!”
“Stop, this chew!”
“Oh ah ah ah ah!”
“Uh, uh uh! What’s wrong with this bastard!”
“Don’t do this to me!”

Right away, while talking bullshit, he pulled out his clenched fist and let out.

“What are you talking about?!”

ㅡQuaang!

His armor his shattered and he flew all the way there.

“Hey, you bastard!”
“Fuck it!”

Seeing how the captain reacted immediately after being attacked, he must have been quite skilled. However, since he does not know the gap with the enemy, he is just an idiot.

Anyway.

The number of groups approaching is nine in total. One of them flew away, so there are eight left.

“Haaaaap!”
“Look around!”

They’ve been charging through the ground with their swords drawn.

“Why are you doing this, you fuckers!”

ㅡKung kung!

As I easily evaded the attack, I stomped my foot and stepped on the left toe of the guys to burst it, and soon a crying sound broke out.

“Uh uh uh uh uh!”
“Haaaaagh!”
“Oh ah ah ah ah!”

Our friends grabbing their feet and falling. Of course, no matter how hard you try, the missing toe will never come back.

Hehe, you bastards. Hey. Give me everything you have.”
“What…!”

If you defeat an enemy, you must take the loot. In the past, I used to earn pocket money by farming like this. I immediately reached out and took off their equipment.

ㅡDuduk!
ㅡPuddeuk!

“Uh oh oh oh!”

Pull the armor to break it, squeeze their arms and steal the inventory worn in the form of a bracelet.

“Let’s see.”

The equipment and the bracelet-type inventory that were torn off were put in one place and then destroyed. They are useless, so it’s better to just destroy them.

“Huh!”
“Wh-what?!”
“I wasn’t incompetent…!”
“What inventory!”

I looked down at the bewildered guys to see if I had anything else to take away.

“These bastards? Have something tasty?”
“What?”
“Here. W There are quail eggs.”

I made an okay shape with my hand and put it on his cheek, and the round flesh protruded like a quail egg.

ㅡ Wow!

So I ripped it off

“Hyaaaaagh!”
“What, what! It’s not a quail egg! You fooled me! I can’t forgive food camouflage!”
“Aaaaagh!”

You know how to fool me when it comes to fuckin’ bastards! Looking at it like this, they were quite talented!

“I won’t forgive anyone who cuts out my heart!”

So I hit him with my fist.

ㅡBoom bang bang!
ㅡToo bang!

“Hehe…!”

Of course not far behind. Don’t kill them because they’re the ones you’ll need to put in Sugar Cane Land next time.

Hehe.”

You feel better.

“I can’t believe it…! The Dark Fighters fell in one shot!”
“It wasn’t enough that the dog was robbed, I was insulted!”
“Quickly take a picture and upload it! It’s time to recommend farming!”

Seeing the audience shouting, it seems that they have names of their own.

In any case, rumors about me must have spread a bit by doing this shit. Building a reputation in this natural way is sure to bring good things.

“Guys. Take good care of yourself. Stay calm.”

After saying goodbye to the fallen guys, I entered the nearby second-floor gate.

If you did PK, shouldn’t you also do PVE?

*           *

[Lupygent’s Tower 2nd floor]
[Current number of people 20/20]
[Capacity is full]
[Starts the game]

The background changes as you cross the gate.

“What else is this?”

What a maze-like place. Made of gray bricks… Yes. It is like an underground dungeon. In terms of a game, it was like an underground dungeon for the undead that would appear in the middle of the game.

“Oh, really, why are you so long for matching today?”
“Isn’t that another incompetent bastard?”
“I like all Lupigents, but the one with random incompetents is the worst. Huh? But what height?”
“Well, you seem like a great person.”

Of course, there were passengers.

Awakeners with a status window. A group of armed men looked up at me.

Are you saying that the ones armed in front of this are the awakened people meeting, and the incompetent ones who came in by random matching that are stuck in the corner like squatters?

“Hey, hey. You.”

At that time, a priest-like man with a savage impression who looked like a roommaster started talking to me.

“What’s going on?”
“You’re really big… I’m a guy named Keos. I’m level 11 and belong to the [Delicious Beginners’ Meeting Place] Guild.”

It seems that he intends to introduce himself before the stage begins. But don’t you know any information about me yet? The guys out there knew… Ah. Information might have been blocked because it was inside the tower.

“That one?”
“Oh, I don’t have a level.”
“What?”
“Well?”
“No level? No status window?”
“I said so.”
“Fuck. Incompetent cubs were trying to be equal to me? Oh fuck.

Surprisingly, Keos changed his attitude as soon as I revealed that he had no level.

Hehe, what is it? You say that bastard is incompetent?”
“Nan is Sharam, called Chaos, and Rubel is 11. Fuck this to an incompetent person. Chuck!”
“Oh fuck you, don’t make fun of me.”

Immediately, his teammates threw friendly jokes at him. I guess he’s a guy with a strong reputation.

“It’s really embarrassing… You bastard. What’s Nin? What the fucking incompetent you’re talking about, and you’re so damn tall? Is Ami-Abby a troll?”
“That. It’s because when I was young, my dad pulled me up and down because I was tall.”
“What, what? What height?”
“Just like this.”

Grab him by the head and ankles and pull him up and down.

“Cut cut~”
“Wooooo?!”

ㅡDuduk!

There was a sound of moderately popping joints, and then the guy stretched out. This bastard is like that, so if you ignore people, you’ll use them.

“Huh uh huh?!”
“I’m sorry! Stop thinking I’m incompetent!”
“It’s enough to know. Nice to meet you. I’m called Imhotep. Then our friends? Imhotep. Imhotep. While shouting like this, go ahead to the map first.”
“What the hell is that…”
“Do it!”
“Aaaaagh!”

It was the moment when I grabbed him and threw him into the aisle outside the waiting room.

—Sasasasat.
—Sasasasat.

The ‘enemies’ waiting nearby came around the corner and tried to attack the thrown guy.

“Oh, oh fuck! Help me!”
“This!”
“Go quickly!”

The armed guys immediately run out.

“Hmm.”

I just observed it.

“Luwoaaaaa!”
“Luuuuu!”

The appearance of the enemy that appeared was quite unusual.

Four long legs, like arthropods, sprouted from its dark, round body his. It is only about 1.5 meters in size. And the mouth was big enough to take up half of the round body, damn it. What kind of guy’s teeth are so ugly?

Those monsters and status window men start fighting.

ㅡChohak!

“Search! You bastard!”
“Keep your head down!”

If the guy with the sword swings from the front, the guy with the wand supports from behind. Despite the chaos, everyone is fighting well using their own tactics. It didn’t seem like he had done this once or twice.

By the way.

“It’s fucking weird.”

What caught my attention was none other than the monster.

“Luwoaaaaa!”

Is this… So unusual?

Of course, I thought all the monsters that came out of the tower were created by the evil spirits of this world for entertainment. But after seeing it in person, I think a little differently.

“A monster from another world?”

It’s weird.

I feel like I’m out of touch with the power around me. In other words, the energy I felt was different from the things in this world.

For example, even if you feel the energy of an item, you can feel that it is the power of the gods. The same goes for looking at the top. The same goes for crossing the gate. It is similar to the energy that radiates from the status window.

“Luuuuu!”

But that monster is not.

“Outsourcing?”

Could it be that monsters are outsourced from other worlds? Well, it’s possible to speculate, but one thing is for sure.

You’ll have to catch it and dismantle it yourself to find out.

Tower and status window. And the evil gods and alien monsters who created such a system… I had a hunch that maybe we could find out the purpose of these evil gods.