## Chapter 1681 – The Legend of Kim Kat – Who Is Kim Kat?

“A darkie needs a good beating to come to his senses, but there’s no one to hit him anymore. Well, I mean, I love how manly he looks when he laughs so hard, and my heart flutters every time I see him, but damn it, he cracks me up whenever he spouts nonsense!

Swag is important! Swag!

He’s always saying he’s the epitome of swag, that Heavenly Demon Kim Kat is naturally cool just by existing, that he’s the concept of coolness itself, but no!

That darkie, that crazy bastard, his Chief of Staff Fist is so uncool! He really needs a beating, but who can beat a guy who can even sever dimensions? Even the sisters are helpless now! No one but us knows this side of the darkie! Everyone in all dimensions only sees his strength and appearance and hears him say a few words, thinking he’s super cool, but he’s just a comedian!

Ugh! I’m so frustrated!

But what’s so unfair is that even when the darkie acts like that, he’s so handsome that I can’t help but love him.

Seriously, that crazy bastard. My heart flutters every time I see his face, it’s driving me crazy… still. It feels good to be held in his big arms. I feel alive when I’m in the darkie’s embrace. I really want to breastfeed him.

Everything’s great, but it would be even better if he didn’t act so crazy, but if he didn’t act crazy, he wouldn’t be the darkie, would he? This I-have-no-idea-what-to-say-anymore…

I don’t really care about the darkie’s beliefs or sense of justice. I’m not Hilde or Elise. Anyway, the darkie’s doing well, right? From the start, the darkie has a very definite personality. That’s all that matters.

And it doesn’t matter if the darkie can’t do something. I can forgive the darkie for anything. I can’t help but forgive him just by hearing his voice. The darkie is so lovable. And his hands are so big.

Ugh, damn it. I’m so embarrassed just thinking about it… Hehe. Ah. Thinking about the darkie makes me laugh again. Again.

And why does he play so well with the kids? He’s always grinning like an idiot, like they’re his own kids. Grinning like an idiot. He’s so strong, handsome, and lovable, and he plays well with the kids too.

Can I call someone like that a crazy bastard? I’m confused.

But really.

When you think about it, isn’t the darkie really perfect? Is he really the same loser he used to be? He’s good at everything, just everything.

Ah, but the fact that he’s lovable hasn’t changed much from when he was a loser. The darkie was lovable even back then.

He was so big but so scruffy, always bowing and scraping, and every time I saw him, he was so cute that my heart would tingle and ache, and I wanted to bully him.

No. Honestly, I didn’t know I liked the darkie back then. I just wanted to bully him… I’ve apologized for this so many times, darkie. Let’s not get angry, okay?

I was really sorry back then.

I didn’t know my own feelings and just kept bullying him… The darkie was really cute back then. It was fun to think that a big, menacing-looking guy was being controlled by me, but looking back, it was all love. It seems like my inner desire to control the darkie was being expressed.

I’m so sorry, the more I think about it, darkie. I want to keep apologizing even though I apologize every day. I bullied the darkie so much, but the darkie forgave me… So thank you. I’m always grateful to the darkie. Meeting the darkie is the luckiest thing that’s ever happened to me.

Anyway, I love the darkie. You can touch my breasts whenever you want. I feel so stuffy if the darkie doesn’t touch my breasts. It feels like my breasts are going to burst with milk.

That’s all for now.”

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“This woman…!”

Who told her to say such cute things!

“Kuhahaha!”

Seeing that really made my chest feel like it was going to explode! I feel like I’m going crazy with love!

ㅡBoong boong!

I clutched my chest and flailed my arms and legs, struggling to cool down the heat. This isn’t easy. I’m so in love that I want to hug her tight and roll around on the floor.

“Hoo…!”

I finally calmed down and sat back down.

“There’s no need to be sorry.”

I forgave Winia for bullying me a long time ago, so it doesn’t matter at all. How much love has Winia poured into me during that time?

The love I received is greater than the pain I received.

Compared to the love Winia has given me, the fact that she bullied me a long time ago is just a tiny speck of dust. This Heavenly Demon Kim Kat cherished Winia even when he was a loser.

“Hehehe.”

Still, it’s cute to see her fidgeting and feeling sorry for me. No. Winia is just the epitome of cuteness.

“Ah, really.”

It felt really refreshing to receive a letter like this. I already know her heart, and we’ve been living together for quite some time, so I know everything, but it felt really good to confirm her feelings once again through this medium of video letter.

“Good.”

I’m being healed.

I can feel strength rising from within. Good. I can do anything in this condition. I’ll be able to complete the new technology soon.

“Then the next one.”

ㅡClick.

I immediately moved the mouse to the next video.

“Is this Hilde’s turn?”

Hilde, overflowing with cuteness.

What will Hilde say to me?

ㅡStatic.

There was a brief burst of static in the video, and then, as the loading finished and playback began…

“Kat-nim Kat-nim Kat-nim Kat-nim Kat-nim Kat-nim Kat-nim Kat-nim Kat-nim Kat-nim Kat-nim Kat-nim Kat-nim Kat-nim.”

Huh?

“I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you.”

Hilde’s face filled the screen!

“Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

A scream erupted! Oh, I was so surprised! What is this! ㅡPaat! I quickly pressed the stop button and looked at the screen again.

“Oh my god!!!”

Hilde was right in front of the camera with a terrifying expression, continuously showering me with words of love…!

A bright red light was coming from her eyes, and that, combined with her terrifying expression, created a very scary atmosphere…!

“What is this, Hilde!”

I thought she was a ghost! Is this some kind of cursed letter? And the fact that she’s repeating the same words over and over again makes it even more terrifying. Anyway. This must be a prank by Hilde. Thinking that, I played it again.

“Kat-nimIknowyou’rewatchingmewhyareyouyellingatmeamIscarytoyouorareyouyellingbecauseyoulovemetoomuch.”
“Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!”

The terrifying performance continues!

But I have to watch it all!

* * *

“Yay, I surprised you, Kat-nim! It’s a surprise!

I think there’s something like this in Earth culture! Something called a yandere? So I tried to imitate it!

A yandere is a woman who has gone crazy because she loves her partner too much! Completely driven mad by love!

That’s me!

I love you so much, Kat-nim! I really love you so much that I feel like I’m going crazy every day, that’s exactly what you can call a yandere! I really love you, Kat-nim!

Ah, but since I’m sending a video letter, it would be a bit much to just fill it with words of love, right? It’s better to say ‘I love you’ directly to your face!

So, I’m going to talk about how much I love Kat-nim!

First of all… Kat-nim is really cool! That feeling of mercilessly slaughtering enemies with conviction! That’s so irresistibly cool! It’s like a hero of justice!

I, Hilde, was originally a demon…! But thanks to Kat-nim, I came to realize justice! A man who can even guide demons! That’s Kat-nim!

The king of fusion Confucianism! The incarnation of justice! Looking at Kat-nim, who is more brilliant than anything else in this world, I feel like I’m going to be blinded! Kyaaaaaa! What should I do! If I go blind, I won’t be able to see Kat-nim anymore! This is a disaster!

Hoo! And well, Kat-nim. It’s a bit embarrassing to talk about this, but actually, Kat-nim is very cute! I go crazy every time you act cute…! Especially when you say ‘Neng,’ it’s so cute!

You’re so lovable! Just like our daughter, Hilda! Hilda is also very cute, but honestly, Kat-nim is just as cute! Of course, just because you’re cute doesn’t mean you’re not manly!

Kat-nim is full of masculine charm! It’s really blissful every time I’m in your arms! I want to have a second and third child! It’s so hard not being able to have sex when I’m pregnant!

Anyway, Kat-nim.

Honestly, you and I… met on bad terms! We really met on bad terms! Nevertheless, I’m really grateful that things turned out this way. The beginning wasn’t good, but in the end, I, Hildegard, am the woman who even bore Kat-nim’s child!

That’s a real human victory!

I’m so happy about that!

I want to live happily with Kat-nim forever! For tens of thousands, hundreds of millions of years! Now that we’re gods and demigods, we’re practically immortal…! Even if the day comes when the universe ends, I believe Kat-nim will somehow solve it!

I love you, Kat-nim!!!”

* * *

“Of course.”

Unlike the terrifying intro, Hilde showed a bright and cheerful appearance throughout her speech. Yeah. When it comes to energy, it’s Hilde. Hilde is the most cheerful and energetic woman among my wives.

“I love you too, Hilde.”

I tried to kill her every time I saw her at first, but now she’s become such a lovable woman. You never know what will happen in life.

Anyway.

The day the universe ends. I don’t really feel it, but if it’s us now, we’ll really live for an immeasurably long time.

There is no end.

I will live forever with my wives.

To do that, I need to grow stronger.