## Chapter 1702 – Chronicles of a Black-Haired Foreigner – The Life of a Transcendent

And so, I spent my time watching this amusing news program with Rica.

There are so many interesting incidents.

After I ruled the planet, I properly established Fusion Confucianism, but even so, there were still those who couldn’t grasp it properly.

Basically, it’s a world where you’re safe as long as you show basic respect to others. If you insult someone for no reason and start a fight? You might get beaten up, and on top of that, you could even get chopped into pieces.

Because honor is as good as life itself.

Mutual respect ultimately stems from fear. If you want to protect your honor, you must respect the honor of others.

That’s how I’ve lived.

When a problem arises, approach it kindly first. Have a mind to understand. And try to resolve it with words.

It’s common sense.

But what if that doesn’t work?

From that moment on, you have to risk your life.

The right to defend one’s honor is guaranteed in the name of this Heavenly Demon, Kim Kat. Even if you chop up and kill dozens of people, if you have a justifiable reason and can prove it, you’re innocent. In the name of this great Heavenly Demon, I declare you innocent.

But even so, if you make a mess over something truly trivial, you have to pay the price. The same goes if you can’t prove it. Of course, for those who are truly wronged, there’s also the Heavenly Demon Mind-Scanning System. It’s a system where I personally take the time to hold court once in a while. The moment you lie, you become a living meatball, so it can truly help those who have been wronged.

“It’s really hard to understand people who raise their voices even when they’re the ones who did wrong first, Father.”

Rica, who was clinging tightly to my side, hugged me and said seriously.

“It’s such a simple problem, but there are so many people who don’t even know this. They just need to show respect to others. I don’t understand why humans can’t do that.”
“Actually, they do it well.”
“Yes?”
“Most people live their lives doing it well. It’s just that the news only shows the accidents caused by a very small number of people, so it feels that way.”
“Th, that I know.”

The news always talks about murder cases, but no one around me has ever been murdered. That’s roughly how it felt when I lived on Earth.

Even if there’s no one around you, it’s happening somewhere.

“Dad’s from Earth, after all.”
“Yes. That’s right.”
“If you compare the number of crimes that occurred back then on Earth to here, it’s less than 1%.”

There are no divided countries, no lawless zones, no criminal organizations, and the moment you commit a heinous crime, you’re truly screwed without exaggeration, so no one commits crimes.

There’s no such thing as gentle punishment like putting you in jail. You get beaten like a dog that bit off the third-generation only son’s balls at the Kim family’s dog days feast and get thrown into a sugarcane field, so who would commit a crime unless they were crazy?

Absolute fear of terrible pain.

Fusion Confucianism has that fear inherent within it.

Why did I create such a world? The answer to that is simple. Because this is the life I’ve lived. I’ve also lived my life chopping people up for that reason. That’s the Fusion Confucianism I created. Of course, it can’t help but be like this.

“That’s… I know. But I still don’t understand those few people.”
“Hehehe, you don’t need to understand them. Focus on something else instead of worrying about that. There’s no need to understand beings you can’t understand. Just think about Dad.”
“Ummm…!”

Rica, who was thinking for a moment.

“That’s how it is! I understand! Father’s words are right!”
“Right?”
“Yes! It’s the truth itself! Father is the best!”
“Then quickly give me fifty kisses on the cheek.”
“Yes!”

Rica immediately showered my cheek with kisses. The way she was diligently kissing me was very cute. When Elise comes, I have to ask her to do it too.

As I was doing that.

ㅡFwoosh.

A gate opened and Elise walked out.

“Mother!”

As the saying goes, speak of the devil.

“Yes. Mom’s here. Seongdo-nim. You were playing with Rica.”

Looking at Elise, who was approaching with a truly affectionate smile, her arms outstretched as if asking for a hug, I felt an unbearable impulse boiling within me.

“It’s such a beautiful sight that my heart naturally warms…”

And so, I unleash it.

“ELISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
“…Yes?”

Elise, who had stopped for a moment, tilted her head.

A face as if she couldn’t understand what was happening. Looking at Elise like that, I shouted the slogan!

“Elise! Elise! Elise!!!”
“Yes?”
“Elise! Elise! Elise!!!”
“Yes? Yeeees?!”
“Elise! Elise! Elise!!!”
“Se, Seongdo-niim?!”

Her face instantly turned red!

“J, just a moment! Please calm down!”

This is my chance!

“Rica! Quickly! Quickly follow Dad!”

ㅡPounce!

I immediately got up from my seat and put Rica on my shoulder like a parrot raised by a pirate captain!

“Fa, Father?!”
“Quickly! Rica! Quickly follow me! You have to follow Dad! Elise! Elise! Elise!!!”
“E, Elise! Elise! Eliseee…!”

Rica is doing a great job following me!

“Good! Very well done! Then one more time! Elise! Elise! Elise!!!”
“E, Elise! Elise! Elise!”
“ELISEELISEELISEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!”

As I bombarded Elise with a sonic boom, a pair of us.

“St, stop it right now, Seongdo-niim!! What on earth is going on! Are you now making Rica do the same things you did to me!!! Stop it right now! Rica too!”

Elise, who was more excited than usual, rushed in to block my mouth.

“Rica! Don’t give in to external pressure! Keep shouting! Your mother’s name!”
“A, I understand! EliseEliseElise!”
“Rica! You mustn’t play along with Dad’s pranks!”
“Rica! Are you going to listen to Mom or Dad!”
“Don’t be childish, Seongdo-nim! Isn’t Rica having a hard time!”

ㅡFlash!

Eventually, Elise, who jumped from her seat, succeeded in skillfully snatching Rica, who was sitting on my shoulder.

“Ah! Mother!”
“You’re just doing to Rica what you did to me, Seongdo-nim!”

Oh dear.

“Hehehe, Elise. Listen to me for a moment.”
“What strange things are you going to say again!”
“It’s not that…”

How do I get through this?

“Oh? I was wondering who Rica took after to be so pretty, but here’s the culprit?”
“Se, Seongdo-niim?!”

As I immediately lowered my voice and put my arm around Elise’s waist, Elise’s face turned red and she didn’t know what to do.

She’s a mother now, but she’s still full of shyness. Even if I just hug her from the side like this and tell her she’s pretty, she’s so happy she’s about to die.

I’m going to use that!

“Elise. Who told you to be so pretty? Huh! Is it okay to be that pretty? Do you think that’s common sense?”

As I spoke as if I was about to kiss her, putting my face close to hers, she was now completely about to collapse.

“St, st, st, stop it…! You can’t do that in front of Rica!”
“I can! DIVIIIIIIIIIIINE!”
“Seongdo-nim!”
“Quickly wife me! If you don’t, I’ll kiss you!”
“Wifeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”

Good!

“Very good!”

The thrill itself! Flames are boiling in my heart! This is the taste of playing pranks on Elise!

“Now I finally feel like I’ve greeted you. Elise! I missed you!”
“Cr, cough…! I’m so ashamed of myself for not being able to resist!”
“Hehehe, you know it.”

Elise is mine forever.

“Ah! But Rica…! I’ve shown her an embarrassing sight.”

Rica was watching everything. Literally all the lovey-dovey acts. As Elise let out a breath as if she was embarrassed.

“It’s okay, Mother!”

Rica answered confidently.

“Father and Mother loving each other! That’s a very desirable thing! A harmonious family makes for a harmonious society! I think it’s wonderful!”

Ooh!

“See! Rica grew up so well! Elise! Thank you! Rica grew up so well! Elise, you raised her so well!”
“Cr, cough… Of course, I taught her well, but Seongdo-nim is such a wonderful person… I think that’s the biggest reason!”

That’s right!

“Hoo, anyway.”

Elise put her hand on her chest and took a breath.

“Rica. What were you doing with Dad?”
“We were playing while watching the news program together!”
“Hoohoohoo, that’s good. Did you receive a lot of cuteness?”
“Yes!”
“Well done, Seongdo-nim. I’m so happy that Rica is living in overflowing love.”

Elise said as if she was very happy.

As I stroked Elise’s head, I said.

“I love Rica as much as I love you.”
“Heeut… Th, that’s…”
“Anyway. Elise. Let’s have dinner together since you’re here.”
“Ah, I understand! That’s good! Seongdo-nim! Is there anything you want to eat? I’ll make it for you myself!”
“Mother! I’ll help too!”

They’re just Elise twins, twins.

“Good! Seongdo-nim! Just tell me! I’ll make you anything…! In the traditional way too!”

The traditional way here means making it like a human.

“Rica. Tell her.”
“Yes! Mother! Today’s menu is mackerel chunk kimchi stew!”
“Mackerel chunk kimchi stew?”
“Actually, while I was watching the news with Father earlier…”

ㅡWhisper, whisper.

Rica simply conveyed the facts.

“Indeed! Such an incident occurred! Certainly, it’s an incident reminiscent of chopped mackerel and red kimchi! Good! Let’s get the mackerel first!”

ㅡFwoosh!

Elise, who had a very refreshing smile, went out through the gate with Rica for a moment. And in less than a minute, she came back with all the ingredients.

“…”

If Rica wasn’t here, I would have asked her to cook wearing only an apron on her naked body, but I can’t do that where my child is.

“Now, Rica. Come to Mom’s side. I’ll be preparing the mackerel, so you can help with the rest of the cooking preparations.”
“I understand, Mother!”

Two mothers and daughters with similar heights, body types, and hairstyles began to cook in the kitchen with their backs to me.

“Hehehe, ah. Really.”

I watched the scene with a happy smile.

I love you, Elise.