Chapter 1715 – Gummer Abduction – The Life of a Transcendent
“Why do you broadcast like that!”
That was the sound he made as soon as he got drunk.
“No, you bastard. Why?”
“Do you know how cold my side felt while watching it!”
“Ah.”
“I should’ve had kids the size of Barbarian Shack…!”
ㅡ kung.
Copson, who put down his beer mug roughly, let out a tantrum. Yes. It’s been a while, but after Copson was shot in his hometown, he was surprisingly out of touch with women.
I heard she had a girl who was in a good mood, but she didn’t really develop. So when she saw the Heavenly Demon God Family Love Campaign, her side felt sore.
Sorry for this
“I didn’t think of that.”
There are people in the world who live alone without a family. Sadly. If there is such a person, it would be better to quickly fall in love and start a family.
“How can you take responsibility for my broken heart!”
“Put this on.”
He immediately took the Goku Bond out of her pocket and handed it to Copson.
“What else is this?”
Cried Copson, his one eye wide open, as soon as he opened Bond’s lid.
“Aren’t they bonded! How the hell are you supposed to attach a person’s broken heart to something material like this! You’re joking too much!”
“Chuckling. Hey, hey. You can attach everything dude. It’s that tool that can even attach your heart to it. Like this. Just apply it on your chest.”
“Stop fucking!”
“Damn dude. You’re doing it. Oh, this bastard’s side is cold again, damn it.”
This bastard Copson argued with me for making his side his cold by making such a broadcast, but after all, it was the bastard Copson’s fault his.
“You, Shivalum, I’ve heard it all again.”
“What did you hear?”
In fact, Copson was training mana in earnest these days.
No. It’s been a while since I trained. This youngster had a warm back for a while and when he was full, he overate and gourmet. And she became fond of drinking, which led to her morbid obesity in her.
How much you enjoyed eating and drinking. His hobby His is to visit restaurants and bars every weekend with a generous salary. Because he was playing like a hanryang, his flesh had swelled up.
The one who became a complete ham-human eventually realized the seriousness of the situation and cried out to me to save him. He was truly spectacular. Anyway, I arranged for such a famous mana master to Copson.
Something with mana It was a powerful energy that literally made you feel healthy just by building it up in your body.
It was from then. Copson fell into mana training. Since then, Copson practiced mana whenever he had time, and eventually saw results, regaining his health, as well as his skin.
Up until then, he had been elated, saying that getting married would not be a job anymore.
“You bastard, oh.”
This is a fact I learned the other day, but this bastard was completely immersed in mana training and said that women were taking classes.
Why, isn’t there a word called hellchang among earth’s slang? It’s a word that people who are crazy about sports use muscles to measure everything, but the word “Demon spear” Has a similar meaning.
It means a person who thinks of everything as mana.
“A demonic spear! Although it’s true that I’m obsessed with mana, I’m not the only one crazy about mana!”
“That’s fucking shit. I’ve heard that every time you say something, you sing a mana mana song.”
So, to put it simply, it’s like this. Copson’s topic of conversation. It was all replaced with mana training. I heard last time that Copson sings a mana mana song every time he opens his mouth.
I do that even when I’m talking to a girl, but who the hell would like it?
“That, that’s…! Eh, hmm. I don’t think it was that bad…”
The stinger said shyly, brushing his big chin.
“Hey. What do you talk about when you meet people lately?”
“I’m talking about mana training, but that’s it!”
“Oh. It’s already all over.”
“Only for the first time! It’s only the first time! And on to another subject!”
The bastard protested, but reliability was at the bottom in the first place. Like this clumsy bastard. Because every time I see you, it’s the same.
“What’s wrong with mana training in the first place! It was a kind of appeal! Don’t you know how popular men who train mana are!”
“Ooh. So how did you appeal?”
“It’s just that I secretly spilled that kind of story to the women first…”
The person himself may not know it, but it was all the way to the person who said it to pretend it wasn’t.
Stupid child.
Hehe, look at that bastard.
“I miss Elma!”
“Oh! You crazy bastard!Haha!”
It was so funny that I felt like going back. Well, while talking about that with Copson, I drank and broke my nogari as usual. The glasses are growing.
“By the way, Barbarian Shack. Do the children listen?”
“There were some kids who didn’t listen, but it’s because they’re all teenagers.”
“Hmm… I can’t imagine how the Barbarian Shack raises you.”
“Hey. I kept telling you. Raising them with love.”
“You really do look like that and say the most inappropriate words.”
Hehe, what the fuck.”
My body can be called love itself.
Great size and stature. And powerful muscles. In order to embrace everything in the world, this kind of body is indispensable.
Because in order to embrace this world, we need the strength to match it.
“Anyway, I also want to give birth to and raise such children. Whoa…”
“Do you have such a strong urge?”
“Haven’t you reached this age? It’s only natural that you feel that way. How to say, as the days go by, I’m starting to think that it’s going to be too late…”
Copson chewed on the fries, staring out the side window with a melancholy face. It’s a problem because it’s deliberately set like that.
“But if you continue to train mana anyway, aging will slow down as fuck.
As you know, people who practice mana not only slow down their aging, but also their bodies become extremely healthy. There is also an increase in life expectancy.
“Nevertheless, isn’t it human nature to want to do it quickly?”
“Then do it quickly dude.”
“What do you mean!”
“Abandon the mindset of a demonic spear. Don’t be out of shape in front of people. Fuck how many years have you been talking about this?”
Oh but really
“The more you think about it, the more fucking amazing it is. This bastard has followers again, right?”
After all, Copson was a man of many people. First of all, from me to various followers. Copson is a friend of mine, and since he worked together in the past, he brushed his jaw quite a bit.
With that, he managed to gather some followers, but that was a problem because it was all men’s bathing. In other words, there is men’s clothing, but there is no women’s clothing.
“Aren’t they all men! Why aren’t they popular with women!”
“I’m thinking of selling it. That’s why. You know. Among Earth’s technologies… Robot babies? Isn’t there such a thing? Buy some of them and get surrogate satisfaction with childcare.”
“Save people! Stop talking nonsense! Oh, but earth products are definitely convenient.”
“Is it not?”
“To think such a world exists. It’s still amazing.”
I’m from there
“There are many other places.”
“What kind of world is there? I heard about it the other day, but it wasn’t a proper explanation.”
“Everywhere people live is similar. There are no major differences. Can I just think of a few as different countries?”
“Heh heh, that’s great.”
Copson, who immediately picked up the beer mug, shot it and said.
“You must have just become the ruler of all dimensions.”
“It actually is.”
“Hehe, that’s really true. Anyway. Thank you so much for the elixir you gave me the other day. It’s been a big help.”
“Did your manatong become a bit full?”
“Of course! I also thought about learning magic, which is popular with women these days!”
Magic.
In the past, magic was used for fighting, but nowadays, magic is almost fun and flashy in civilian life. Convenience. Technology to replace special effects. And it is also used for making products.
In fact, there is no need to use powerful combat magic in civilian life.
No army, no enemies. It is also rare to use such magic for self-defense. So that’s how it happened.
Of course, there are also people who like to learn this useless magic. In other words, it feels like a person who collects firearms. They are the type to shoot alone and be satisfied.
“What else is popular these days?”
“A bit visually flashy…”
“Arthur, Arthur.”
“Damn!”
Whatever it is.
Every time I drank, I felt like I was going to look around because I was laughing. How is he consistent? Meria is living well listening to the voices of her boss because her clothing store her is a hit, but she is the only one who is lazy.
“Oh, but the barbarian shack.”
“Why.”
“If I ever have children.”
“Uh.”
“Even if you marry or marry into the Barbarian Shack family…”
“Don’t wake up from your dreams!!!!”
“Uhhhhh!”
“I can’t see my daughter getting married!!!!!”
“Such a crazy daughter-in-law Shack!!!”
I’ll never see you like that! My cute daughters are getting married! I can not admit it! You have to live with me for the rest of your life!
“I can’t. I’ll have to drink more so I don’t think of this crap.”
“Keukeukeu, is it okay? Even so, I’ve trained my own mana, so I don’t get drunk for a while.”
“Do you want to drink undiluted alcohol?”
“Don’t give a damn!”
Well, I enjoyed drinking with Copson today and ate snacks. This bastard has increased mana, so the amount of food has increased drastically.
So it was quite satisfactory.
When you drink, you enter as you drink, and when you eat, you enter as you eat. If you count the calories of the food you keep eating, how many calories will you get?
“Keuhe! Barbarian shack…! But there is hope! If I train mana more and become more handsome… Then I’m sure! I’ll have a boyfriend too!”
“Wowaaaaa!!!”
Immediately exaggerated exclamations and jumped.